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*logs on to NHL.com*

.....THE FUCK?!

Craziness. After not reading really any rumors about where they're signing, to log on and see that just spun my mind. Jagr to Dallas is crazy too. Slightly less crazy, but still crazy. Didn't expect any of those.

So.. I might of went a little crazy with bones..

They make babies!

Watching TKZ's Battle Royale video was so worth it, just to watch him attempt to climb those stone steps six times only to find someone had already taken whatever was in the chest.

I totally laughed out loud while watching that. Le Fails~!

My girlfriend just broke the news to me unintentionally. She's sitting there looking at her phone and reads me a friends facebook status: "First the Stall brothers, and now the Schenn brothers are reunited." My first hope was that we somehow brought Brayden to Toronto.

I'll miss ya Schenn but I look forward to seeing what JvR can do with us.

Malcom Subban to BOSTON?! Ohhh shitttt

I'm calling Washington grabbing Maata.

EDIT: Scratch that, Tom Wilson to the Caps right as I post that.

Damn Wilson's a big guy.

Buffalo making moves, swapped 1st's with Calgary and added a 2nd to move up to the current pick, then drafts Girgensons.

Cody Ceci to Ottawa. Fitting, being from the 67's and all.

Forsberg to Washington!

One of the announcers made a good point earlier, it`s not so bad going a bit later in the draft. It just most likely means you`ll be going to a better team.

Tomas Hertl would be a nice pick too if Burkie swings another first.

Grigorenko to Buffalo at #12

Forsberg is probably feeling like crap at this point. Rated 3rd annnnd nope.

Hell, if Burke is able to grab another 1st soontime, I wouldn't mind Forsberg or Teravainen

I just keep sitting here scratching my head everytime someone else is chosen. There has to be some info unknown to us about him.

Also, I assume I wasn't the only one saying 'Come on Toronto, come on' when Bettman said Stall's name.

EDIT: Trouba to the Jets

That would be kinda cool to see, all three playing together. I'd say do it for sure, it's not like Marc's a bad player either by any means.

EDIT: What the fuck is going on with these picks? Pouliot to the Pens. Poor Forsberg, slipping hard.

I'll admit to +1ing a few Take it as me agreeing with you.

Jordan Stall to Carolina for Carolina's 1st, Sutter and Dumoulin? (D).

Why's no one like Forsberg? >_<

Starting to make me think the scouts have some info on him that we don't really know that kinda sours the taste for him.

Please Burke, find some diamonds in the lower rounds.

EDIT: Who the.. what the fuck, Anaheim?

Impressive stats for the guy though on that bike test at the combine. Beat Murray by a solid minute and 8 seconds.

Burke, trade for another 1st. Please...PLEASE trade.

I wanted Forsburg. I really wanted Forsburg. AND WE PASSED ON HIM.

Anaheim is probably shitting themselves being able to get Forsberg at 6th right now. No brainer I'd say to take him

Major MCL surgery, looks like he's slightly limping a bit onto the stage. YEAH BURKIE GREAT CHOICE BURKIE

FUCK YOU BURKE

FUCKING FUCK.

FUCK NO, ISLANDERS GOT THEIR D THROUGH TRADE! FUCK

They're the Islanders. They don't behave rationally. They'll probably take Subban or the Latvian guy or Taro Tsujimoto.

Anything, please, anything but Forsberg. We don't need more D, and I have an awful feeling Burke's gonna do it.

EDIT: ...Or they'll take another D anyways! Woo! Reinhart to the Isles.

FUCK NO, ISLANDERS GOT THEIR D THROUGH TRADE! FUCK

Fuck you Montreal. Fuck you.

Echo'd. I was hoping for Galy, but Forsberg would be nice as well. PLEASE NO D :'( Hoping for what MPH said above ^

Hall-Nuge-Yakopov is going to be a deadly fucking line, maybe not right away but they will. God damn.

And that's saying nothing of Hemsky/Gagner/Eberle, which is a better second line than many teams' first lines (hi, Toronto fans!).

That is very true, Edmonton is fucking stacked up front. I'm glad my mother works for Rexal so I can semi-support them.

Columbus takes Murray with the 2nd pick, yay for a better chance for Toronto to get a forward!

Hall-Nuge-Yakopov is going to be a deadly fucking line, maybe not right away but they will. God damn.

Anyone else getting more and more excited as the hours pass to find out who the hell everyone is picking? 20 minutes to go until this all goes down. I just hope Burke doesn't end up picking a Dman.

I'm gonna go against the crowd for half of it, and say Devils in 7, Kings in 5, and then Kings in 6 for the cup.

Ooh, so close to being perfect thus far.

I'd be happy with either team winning at this point.

Damn you devils, had to win it in 6 in the conference finals. Other than that, bingo!

Congrats Kings on your cup win and to the Devils for making it to where they did. That's gotta be the last matchup in the finals that I woulda picked to begin it all, but just goes to show how unpredictable hockey can be.