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Velocity Preview

This week on Velocity Akio will meet Nunzio in a WWE Cruiserweight Division match up! Plus: The Basham Brothers defend their World Tag Team Titles! Also, Hardcore Holly, Gene Snitsky, Maven, and more! It's all coming at you this Saturday at 9 only on Spike TV!

WWE and Teddy Long Present SmackDown!

Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada

{The SmackDown! Theme hits and we go straight into the opening video}

Cole: Well, King here we are in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada for SmackDown!

King: That’s right, Michael Cole! And tonight we get to see who advances into the number one contender’s tournament!

Cole: Speaking of that King, let’s take you back to last week’s SmackDown! and the tournament announcement by GM Teddy Long!

{Video Re-Cap is Shown}

{Teddy Long’s music hits}

Teddy Long: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome, once again, to Teddy Long’s SmackDown! Tonight, we have some business to take care of, you can BALEE DAT! First, allow me to present the Intercontinental Champion! Shelton Benjamin, come on out playa!

{Shelton’s music hits, but he is nowhere to be found.}

{Suddenly, he appears on the SmackDown! Tron.}

Shelton: I’m sorry, Teddy. I can’t make it to SmackDown! tonight. You see, last week, in my match, I might have dislocated my shoulder.

Teddy: What’s that? You’d betta be jokin’ me playa!

Shelton: Actually, Teddy, I’m not. I went to get some X-Rays done and well, the doctor said I shouldn’t wrestle tonight. So I guess my match with Heidenreich will have to wait until next week.

Teddy: You better BALEE it’ll happen next week! Shelton, since you can’t be here tonight, I guess you don’t get paid either!

{Shelton shrugs, but looks like he accepts the truth.}

Teddy: Get this free-loader off my screen!

{Shelton is removed from the SmackDown! Tron.}

Teddy: Now then, let’s get down to business.

{Big Show’s music interrupts Teddy.}

Big Show: Not so fast, Teddy! I’m the biggest, most powerful athlete in the world! And I got screwed out of a title shot, last week, by John Cena. I DEMAND a match with Cena, right here tonight!

Teddy: Now show, I understand what you’re sayin’, playa. And you know what? I’m gonna give ya what ya want tonight! But not in a title match, I can’t risk the title changing hands without the number one contender in the match, you understand.

Big Show: Fair enough, Teddy. You wanna play that way, that’s fine. But I’ll tell you what. John Cena is not going to be in any shape to fight the winner of your little tournament when I’m done with him!

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{Commercial Break}

Cole: Well, some explosive news for tonight’s main event!

King: That’s right Michael Cole, tonight we are going to see John Cena take on the 7 foot giant, Big Show!

Cole: Right now, though, we’ve got a first round tournament match. Let’s take you back to last week’s SmackDown! once again, this time take a look at who Eddie Guerrero had to face, and what exactly happened.

{Video is shown of events from last week, leading up to Long announcing the following match.}

{Eddie Guerrero’s music hits!}

{Rob Van Dam’s music hits, and it’s time for a ladder match!}

Eddie Guerrero Vs Rob Van Dam (Ladder Match)

The two start off with a chest-to-chest stare down in the middle of the ring. Guerrero shoves RVD. RVD shoves back. A brawl ensues and Guerrero comes out on top. He slides out of the ring to pick up a ladder. RVD is up. SUICIDE DIVE onto Guerrero who is standing outside the ring. Both men down. RVD gets up first, but very slowly. He slides the ladder in that Guerrero had. He then pulls Guerrero up and whips him into the ring post. Guerrero is down. RVD poses with the crowd for a little bit. Then he slides into the ring and sets up the ladder. He starts to climb, but decides against it. He jumps down and heads back outside to pick Guerrero up off the ground and slide him into the ring. Eddie smiles and it’s obvious he was playing possum, so to speak. He waits on RVD to start to slide in and gets up to stomp his head. RVD is caught completely off guard. Eddie pull RVD up and whips him into the ropes, expecting him to run right into the ladder. Eddie sidesteps to allow his plan to work. It backfires as RVD runs up the ladder and backflips onto Eddie. RVD back up. He starts to climb the ladder. Eddie is back up now, too and begins to climb after RVD. They both get to the top and start throwing punches. Eddie manages to throw RVD off! Eddie climbs up to the top and smiles. He JUMPS! FROG SPLASH!!! Both men down!

{Commercial Break}

Coming back from break we’re told both men laid around the ring until Eddie got up and picked RVD back up. They are brawling around now. Guerrero nails a swinging neck breaker and slides out to grab a chair. He comes back in the ring, but gets the VanDaminator! Eddie flips backwards over the top rope. RVD comes outside the ring too and puts Eddie up onto the Spanish announce table. He heads back to the ring. He re-positions the ladder. He climbs up, but seems to be too far away from the belt to grab it and pick up the victory. He reaches and doesn’t quite get it. He smiles, shrugs, and climbs to the very top. He isn’t reaching though, instead HE JUMPS OFF TOO! To the outside and nails the 5-Star Frog Splash onto Eddie who is outside the ring!!!! AMAZING!!! RVD rolls over to the ring. He pulls himself up, bleeding from his forehead. Eddie is completely laid out. Rey Mysterio comes out and helps RVD into the ring. He heads to the outside and slaps Eddie’s face. RVD begins his ascent. Rey drags Eddie over to the ring. He holds him up and pulls his hair back. This lifts Eddie’s face to the perfect view of RVD grabbing the briefcase!

RVD WINS! And Rey Mysterio throws Eddie down on the outside.

89% / 92% / 83% … … … …***1/2

{Commercial Break}

Cole: King that was simply amazing!

King: Yeah, but now Rob Van Dam has to face Kane later tonight!

Cole: That’s not exactly how I’d prepare for a match with Kane, but we’ll see how that works out for him!

{The camera goes backstage where Hurricane and Rosey are walking, talking about last week’s Tag Title loss}

{Suddenly they are attacked by Romeo and Antonio!}

{They brawl around backstage and go into a locker-room. It happens to be the Basham’s locker-room! The Bashams join in and we have a three team backstage brawl! They head out of the locker-room and down a hallway, where we see Maven and Simon Dean duck out of the way and continue on like nothing happened.}

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Maven: Listen Simon, I know you have a match tonight against Chavo Guerrero for the Cruiserweight Championship, but I’m in your corner. You’ve got your very own Simon System working for you!

Simon: Yeah, it will feel good to show all of these out of shape, dirt bag Canadian lumberjacks how well the Simon System works!

Maven: That’s right, man. Besides, c’mon, I mean…it’s Chavo Guerrero! The only reason you aren’t the champ now, is because of that damned battle royal last week. Rey Mysterio was on a roll, you couldn’t help it!

Simon: Ya’ know, with you in my corner tonight, Maven, I’m pretty much set. C’mon, I’ll race you back to the locker-room. I’ve got 2 really cold Simon System Shakes waiting for us!

{The two take off running as we go to commercials.}

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{We come back to Hassan and Daivari in the ring, their entrance music still playing.}

Hassan: You people make me sick. Canada, the ever growing hatred camp. I had trouble getting into Canada this morning. I was stopped at the border, by a Canadian Border Patrolman and hassled for hours before I finally was able to convince him that I’m not a terrorist! You’d think he would’ve been happy to let a terrorist into the country. At least it’d give you guys a reason to form an army, huh? At any rate, I’m out here tonight, because I demand the respect of Theodore Long! Last week on Velocity, he made me face his big, ugly girlfriend and I BEAT HIM! I DESTROYED MARK HENRY! And still, I’m not scheduled for a match here tonight!

{The crowd cheers.}

Hassan: Not only, am I disrespected by Theodore Long, but there’s not a superstar in the back that would even come out to face me if I asked! It’s either disrespect or the complete and udder fear to confront the misunderstood!

{Booker T’s music hits and he runs down to the ring and chases off both Hassan and Daivari!}

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Cole: King, it looks like Booker T is here to give his own version of respect to Hassan tonight!

King: That’s right, Michael Cole. And I’m glad one of these superstars came out to shut that damn Hassan up!

Cole: Right you are King, but right now we’ve got to head to the ring for our Cruiserweight Championship match. It’s sure to be phenomenal!

Chavo Guerrero Vs Simon Dean (Cruiserweight Championship Match!)

{Maven accompanies Simon Dean to the ring. Dean grabs a microphone.}

Dean: Ya know what Maven? I’m not even going to offer anyone here a free Simon System tonight! Not even my patented system could help these fat, greasy hogs!

{Dean is interrupted by Chavo Guerrero’s music. Chavo is once again wearing his “All the Mexico that SmackDown! Needs!” shirt. Chavo runs in and Maven bails out to the floor. Simon backs into the corner.}

Dean sits on the middle turnbuckle shaking his head. He walks out toward Chavo and offers a handshake. Chavo looks around at the fans and extends his hand to Simon. Simon shakes his hand, but catches Chavo with an eye poke! Dean whips Chavo into the ropes. Chavo ducks a clothesline! Dean nails a back elbow to the face of Chavo Guerrero. Maven jumps up on the apron to distract the referee. Simon walks over to his open gym bag in the corner. He pulls out his jar of Fitno-Powder and unscrews the lid. He turns to throw it in the eyes of Chavo, but Chavo is up and knocks the powder back into the face of Simon Dean. The referee manages to get away from Maven and sees that Simon’s face is covered with Fitno-Powder. He asks Chavo if he is responsible for that. Chavo looks around and smiles at the screaming crowd. He shakes his head no, but Simon is back up and nails an elbow on Chavo from behind. Dean picks him up and throws down a massive snap suplex. Chavo bounced off the mat! Quick cover by Dean. Only a two count. Maven goes over to the gym bag and pulls out a weight belt. He slides it in to Simon and jumps up again to distract the referee. Simon tries to whip Chavo with the weight belt, but Chavo catches it and manages to steal it away from Dean. He throws it out to the floor. Simon is on his knees now, begging for Chavo not to attack him. Chavo plays to the crowd. As he turns back to Simon Dean Maven jumps through the ropes and nails Chavo with a kick to the stomach. Ref calls for the bell. Chavo wins by DQ through interference.

Dean and Maven nail a double-vertical suplex on Chavo and stomp away on him as we go to commercial.

68% / 53% / 84% … … … …**1/2

King: Michael Cole it’s time to go to the semi-finals of the number one contenders tournament.

Cole: That’s right, King. Let’s take you back for one more look at this tournament.

{A video clip is shown with tournament brackets and shots of the previous matches.}

Kane Vs Rob Van Dam (Tournament Semi-Finals)

{Kane enters first, and video is shown of him destroying Lita last week}

{RVD’s music hits and the fans go nuts!}

They start things off with some punches. Kane gets a few throat chops in on RVD before whipping him into the ropes. RVD comes back off the ropes with a springboard and back elbow! Kane is down! RVD goes for the Rolling Thunder. Kane is up, but RVD sees it. He lands on his feet after the rolling thunder and grabs at his left leg. Kane goes to attack RVD, but gets met with a spin kick from RVD and his good, right leg! Kane rocks, but doesn’t fall down. RVD is still grabbing his leg. He might be hurt here. Kane goes in and manages to kick RVD in his left thigh. RVD falls down and is screaming! Kane goes to work on RVD’s left leg as we go to commercial.

{Commercial Break}

We come back to Kane still working on RVD’s left leg. Kane picks RVD up by his left leg and slams him down on the mat, hard! AGAIN! AGAIN!! RVD is really hurting here. Kane signals that it’s all over. He grabs RVD by the throat and pulls him up off the mat. He’s got him up, CHOKESLAM!! Wait a minute, who’s that? THAT’S LITA!! Kane goes over to Lita and Lita climbs up on the apron, yelling at Kane. Kane turns around and gets leveled with punches by RVD. Kane is backed into the corner now. Wait a minute, Kane just grabbed RVD by the neck and reversed the corner attack. Kane goes for the CHOKESLAM again! Lita slides in the ring though and Kane drops him. Lita goes to kick Kane, but Kane sidesteps and she kicks RVD! Kane laughs and throws her out of the ring. Kane picks up RVD and DOES land a huge choke slam! 1*2**3***!!! It’s academic, KANE ADVANCES!!!

{Kane leaves the ring as Lita slides in to help RVD up. She does and he looks pissed! RVD quickly changes his tune, though, when Lita hugs him.}

85% / 88% / 79% … … … …***

Cole: Lita is a you know what, King!

King: I just wish she’d be a you know what with me, Michael Cole!

Cole: Well, at any rate, Kane advances to the finals and he will meet the winner of our next match!

King: That’s right, Michael Cole! It’s either going to be Triple H versus Kane or Chris Benoit versus Kane next week, right here on SmackDown!

Cole: We’ll be back in just a few moments!

{Commercial Break}

{As we come back Triple H is already entering the ring.}

Triple H Vs Chris Benoit (Tournament Semi-Finals)

Chris Benoit runs out to start this one off quick! They brawl around for a few minutes and Benoit nails some hard knife-edged chops! Triple H throws Chris Benoit off of him and runs up for the huge clothesline! Benoit is down. HHH picks him up and hits a German suplex on Benoit! A page right out of Benoit’s book! Triple H locks in the reverse Indian death-lock! Benoit is screaming in pain! He manages to get to the bottom rope to break the hold. Triple H is nailing some groin shots on Benoit. HHH pulls Benoit to his feet. Benoit blocks a right hand and nails another chop! Benoit nails a few more chops and whips HHH into the ropes. Shoulder block! HHH right back up. Benoit pulls out the old drop toe hold and HHH falls face first onto the bottom rope! Benoit goes to the outside and lands a few rights on HHH’s face for good measure. He slides back into the ring and pulls HHH to his feet. HHH takes 3 German suplexs! Benoit to the top rope! DIVING HEADBUTT! HHH rolls out of the way as Benoit eats mat! HHH picks him up and goes for the Pedigree! Benoit fights his arms lose and pulls HHH down onto his back and locks in the sharpshooter! The fans start shouting, “YOU TAPPED OUT! YOU TAPPED OUT!” Triple H pulls himself over to the ropes, but Benoit pulls him back to the center. It looks like Benoit is going to get it here! NO! Triple H gets out. Benoit goes for the Crippler Crossface! Triple blocks the attempt! Kick to Benoit’s stomach. Pedigree out of nowhere! 1*2**3***! TRIPLE H ADVANCES!

Post match Triple H starts kicking Benoit in the shoulder. Benoit is screaming and HHH puts him in a painful looking arm/shoulder submission! Referees and trainers hit the ring and pull HHH off of Benoit. Some wrestlers flood out to the ring and help Benoit to the back! Benoit looks legitimately hurt!

87% / 90% / 82% … … … …***¼

{Commercial Break}

Cole: King, we’re back from our last commercial break of the night! And as we await the entrance of The Big Show lets take a look back at what just happened!

King: Benoit looks to be really hurting Michael Cole! That could be a separated shoulder!

Cole: Here’s the footage!

{Video footage of HHH vs. Benoit is shown!}

{WELL, HELL, WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW!!!}

{Big Show looks very angry right now! I feel sorry for John Cena!}

{Here comes the CHAMP!!! JOHN CENA IS IN THE HOUSE!}

John Cena vs. The Big Show (Non-Title)

John Cena runs circles around Show making him look like, well, a big clumsy giant! Cena is working the crowd and Show is very, very angry! Show lunges for Cena who drops to the mat and rolls out of the way! Finally, they lock up and Show’s legitimate strength is showcased as he tosses Cena, with ease, into the corner! Cena charges back and nails a right hand! That rocked Show! ANOTHER RIGHT HAND! Show staggers backward and comes back at Cena with a stiff lariat! Cena is down and Show is on his knees. Show back up, double-handed choke pulls Cena up. Cena is dangling in the air! DOUBLE HANDED CHOKESLAM! Show takes down his shoulder strap! That means business! Show signals for the choke slam! He grabs Cena from the mat once again. He’s looking for that choke slam. No, not tonight! Cena kicks Show the stomach! He picks him up, SPINEBUSTER ON SHOW!!! Cena falls down, looking exhausted and grabbing his throat! Show is down as well. Cena gets up! YOU CAN’T SEE ME! 5-Knuckle Shuffle! IT CONNECTS! Cena is back up and it looks like Show is going to go for a ride on the F-U express. Cena has him up, ready for it. HE NAILS THE F-U ON SHOW!!! That’s strength. 1*2**3***!!! The champ wins!

77% / 79% / 73% … … … …**

Cole: What a night of action! For “The King” Jerry Lawler, I’m Michael Cole! We’ll see you right here, next week!

Overall Rating: 76%

Television Rating: 5.66

As far as talking dogs in movies:

Homeward Bound

Milo and Otis

Road Trip

Little Nicky

All I can think of..

As far as a dog singing that song, doesn't ring a bell.

Yeah, stop being a dick!

Absolutely HORRIBLE!

If it was supposed to be funny, at the least you should've made it well written. The guitar part starts off alright, but is soon engulfed by the drunken cowboy "singing" extremely loudly and just sounds like you're hitting one string. So if it were say re-recorded, re-mixed, and actually no, nothing could make this decent.

Keep tryin'.

SmackDown! Preview

Last week on SmackDown! a tournament began to crown the new number one contender for John Cena's WWE Championship. In the first round, Kane defeated Booker T and then destroyed Lita, claiming she would be the example of how he will dismantle SmackDown!. The Undertaker was defeated by Chris Benoit, but allowed Benoit to have his moment in the spotlight. Eddie Guerrero was scheduled to face a mystery opponent and met up with RVD. The match was thrown out by Teddy Long and he has scheduled a re-match between the two for this week's SmackDown! Eddie and RVD will fight it out in a ladder match as a briefcase with a second round match contract. Also, last week Triple H defeated the Big Show when John Cena (who really wants to get Triple H in the ring) interfered and allowed The Game to pick up the victory. However, The Big Show is angry and looking for retribution.

This weeks SmackDown! will have the semi-finals of the number one contender's tournament. That means that the winner between Rob Van Dam and Eddie Guerrero will face Kane later in the night less than hours after a sure to be brutal ladder match! Triple H will be competing against his arch-rival Chris Benoit and an irate Muhammad Hassan has vowed to be in attendance this week. All of this and more of the action you love, coming up Thursday at SmackDown! only on UPN!

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---Now Then---

WWE and Teddy Long present: Velocity

Taped in Milwaukee, WI *AFTER* SmackDown!

{Velocity opening video airs}

Tazz: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Velocity. I’m Tazz here in my new announcing home with my new announce team partner, and a good friend of mine, Al Snow. Al?

Al: That’s right Tazz and tonight, WWE’s SmackDown presents Velocity!

Tazz: We’ve got some great action scheduled for tonight, Al, as Chavo Guerrero defends his newly won Cruiserweight Championship in a “Threatening Three Way” match with Tajiri and former champion Paul London.

Al: Also, Tazz, in a match just announced we’re gonna see Spike Dudley take on the monster Matt Morgan!

{Muhammad Hassan’s music hits, he enters the ring with Daivari.}

Hassan: You people make me sick! The prejudice in this business and in this company are disheartening. Was I at SmackDown! on Thursday? NO! No I wasn’t. And do you know why? I’ll tell you why! Because people like Theodore Long are full of deceit, lies, and bigotry!

{SUDDENLY! Teddy Long appears on the SmackDown-Tron!}

Teddy: Now, wait just a minute! Who are you, playa? Oh, I see! I’m sorry, Muhammad I didn’t recognize you! It’s been so long since you’ve been on TV!

Hassan: Yeah, who’s fault is that anyway, huh?!

Teddy: Listen to me, playa. I’m gonna tell you like it is and you’d betta not forget it, ya hear me!?

Hassan: Yeah, I’m listening!

Teddy: Since you decided to come out and ruin the drafting ceremony on RAW you’re being punished! Balee Dat! You will start earning the respect you demand around here, cuz I ain’t-a-gonna give it to ya!

Hassan: I’ve already proven myself, Long! You know I deserve to be WWE Champion! I don’t need to be here, on the B-Show just for you to get your jollies!

Teddy: Oh, but I think you do, playa! Now, tonight you’re going to get a chance to prove yourself. That’s the good news!

Hassan: Oh, so is there bad news?

Teddy: You know it, playa! The bad news for you, is that I drafted a good friend of mine. And he just happens to be the world’s strongest man!

{Hassan looks scared, now. Daivari is trying to calm him down.}

Hassan: Alright Long you’ve got it. I’ll beat your little girlfriend tonight, and then I’m going to SmackDown and I’m going to get the respect I deserve!

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{Commercial Break}

Tazz: Well, Al, it looks like we’ve got an answer as to why Hassan wasn’t on SmackDown! Thursday.

Al: Muhammad Hassan is a poison in our society Tazz. Ya know, if he would just come out here and do what every other superstar does in that ring without whining and complaining about being mistreated and under appreciated, he’d be respected tons more.

Tazz: True as that might be, Al, and as much as I’d like to sit here and jaw with you about Hassan, we’ve got a match on our hands!

Hardcore Holly Vs Rob Conway

{Rob Conway’s music hits and video is shown of him participating in the Intercontinental Championship match on SmackDown!}

{Holly’s music hits and he comes out with a picture of Charlie Haas.}

{Holly stands the picture up in a corner of the ring. Smiles at it, says something and turns around, ready for the match}

Lock up to start, Conway whips Holly into the ropes. Holly ducks a clothesline. Bulldog on Conway. Holly goes for the cover, only a 1 count. Both men back up. Holly nails a vertical suplex on Conway. Another cover, still only a 1 count. Holly pulls Conway back up. Side head-lock applied on Rob Conway. Conway fights Holly off and whips him to the ropes, again. This time the clothesline connects. Holly back up. Another clothesline delivered by Rob Conway. Conway locks Holly up in an arm bar. Holly fights out and gets to his feet. Conway charges Holly. Holly has him up now, he’s looking for that Alabama Slam. No, Conway slides to the back. He goes for a pin Oh, a close 2 count. Holly is up right away. They lock up again, Conway nails a few chops. Kick to the stomach of Hardcore Holly. Conway off the ropes, swinging neck breaker! Cover on Holly, 1*2**, only a two count. Both men look winded now. Holly up first. He grabs him into the Alabama Slam and this time delivers the goods! 1*2**3***! Holly wins and goes over to talk to his Charlie Haas picture again.

{As Holly stands, holding the picture of his former tag team partner, Rob Conway gets back up and turns Holly around. He picks him up into what looks like a Death Valley Driver. He spins around and nails a reverse X-Factor!}

{Conway then picks up the picture of Charlie Haas and throws it to the mat. He stomps it for good measure, breaking the glass.}

63%/ 64% / 64% … … … …¾*

The Hurricane and Rosey Vs The Heart Throbs

{Hurricane and Rosey enter first to a huge pop! They are attacked mid-entrance, though, by their opponents.}

They brawl down the aisle and into the ring. Rosey and Hurricane gain the advantage and chase both Heart Throbs out of the ring. Hurricane goes to the apron as Rosey awaits a challenger. Romeo slides in and gets stomped for his trouble. Romeo is whipped into the ropes and Rosey catches him in a DDT! Rosey drags Romeo to his corner and tags in Hurricane. Double Vertical-Suplex! Romeo is down and Hurricane goes for the pin. Quickly broken up by Antonio. The referee chase Antonio off, with his distraction Romeo nails a low blow on Hurricane. Romeo with the cover, Rosey in for the save. Antonio is back in as well, now. The two teams begin brawling and the referee has lost control. Rosey takes Antonio outside and beats on him, much to the delight of the audience. This leaves Hurricane and Romeo in the ring. Hurricane nails the shining wizard! Here it comes, Eye of the Hurricane! 1*2**3***! The Hurricane and Rosey pick up the victory!

{Post match: Antonio pulls Romeo out of the ring as Hurricane and Rosey celebrate. After a minute or so, Antonio and Romeo have regrouped and come in and attack the super-hero team! They leave them battered and sore in the ring.}

68% / 67% / 69% … … … …*½

Matt Morgan Vs Spike Dudley

{Matt Morgan enters first and then Spike.}

Matt Morgan smiles, cheesily, and offers a test of strength for Spike. Spike agrees, but is dominated. We go to {Commercial Break}. When we come back Spike is laying motionless in the ring. Morgan picks him up and nails with his new (un-named finisher). Easy squash, 1*2**3***! Matt Morgan picks up the “victory”

52% / 39% / 66% … … … …½*

Tazz: Ewww…poor Spike Dudley. Al Snow, Matt Morgan is a monster. An out-and-out monster!

Al: Well, honestly Tazz, what did you expect from Spike Dudley against this mad man?

Tazz: Well, to be honest Snow, I thought little Spike would actually get in some offense there. I guess I was wrong, ha ha.

{Tazz laughs as Muhammad Hassan and Khosrow Daivari’s music hits.}

Muhammad Hassan w/Khosrow Daivari vs. “The World’s Strongest Man” Mark Henry

{Hassan has a microphone again.}

Hassan: Mark Henry, tonight you are going to receive the physical equivalent of the oppression and disrespect that I receive each and every day! You think that you’ve got the world in your huge hands because you’ve got that prejudiced Teddy Long on your side? I’ll make you think different here tonight!

{Hassan drops the mic. Daivari slowly picks it up and begins to speak. Before he gets out a single syllable, he gets smacked hard across the face by Hassan. Hassan begins to beat him again, but Mark Henry’s music hits and Henry comes “running” down the aisle.}

Hassan kicks Daivari out of the ring and turns to face Henry. The two get their chests up against each other and Hassan is looking up to Mark Henry’s face. Hassan slaps him, but Henry just turns his head back at him. Mark Henry shoves Hassan back. Hassan rubs his face and goes in for a lock up. Henry easily over powers Hassan and throws him into the turnbuckles. Henry “runs” for a big body splash. Hassan ducks out of the way and rolls under the ropes. Henry begins to chase after him, but stops before leaving the ring.

{Commercial Break}

We’re back from break and we see Henry down on the mat. Video recaps us on what we missed, and how Hassan has gained the advantage. Hassan kicks him in the stomach a few times. Henry is back up soon, though, and body slams Hassan to the middle of the ring. Henry runs to the ropes, probably going for the huge splash. Oh! Wait a minute, here, Daivari just grabbed Henry’s foot. Henry spins around and gets the Arabic Face Buster! 1*2**3***! Hassan picks up the victory!

51% / 47% / 55% … … … … ½*

Tazz: Well, I gotta say it Al. Muhammad Hassan is impressive in that ring. I don’t like the guy, but I’ll give him that.

Al: You’re right Tazz, but I’ll tell you what. He makes me sick. Daivari gets under my skin too, but he shouldn’t put up with Hassan’s crap!

Tazz: Al, we gotta go back to the ring. We’re running out of time and we’ve still got our main event!

Al: Very well, BACK TO THE RING!

{Tajiri’s music hits and he enters the ring.}

{Video recap is shown of the Cruiserweight Battle Royal from SmackDown!}

{Paul London comes out, but doesn’t enter the ring just yet. He’s playing it smart.}

{Here come’s Chavo, wearing his “All the Mexico That SmackDown! Needs!” shirt.}

Chavo Guerrero Vs Paul London Vs Tajiri for the Cruiserweight Championship!

Chavo stares down London and then they both run into the ring. Tajiri nails a kick to the head on London and goes for Chavo. Chavo catches a kick and spins Tajiri around. Tajiri goes for another spin kick, but Chavo ducks and turns for a pose. He smiles widely and turns around expecting Tajiri to be laying on the mat. He’s in for a surprise, though. KICK TO THE HEAD!! Tajiri caught him with authority on that one. Chavo rolls out of the ring and onto the floor. Paul London is back in the ring and locks up with Tajiri. London gets whipped to the ropes. London ducks a spin kick. Tajiri follows London to the other side and nails a clothesline! London rocks back up on the ropes, but doesn’t go out. Tajiri turns with his back to London. He sees Chavo crawling back into the ring. London doesn’t care, he runs and nails a bull dog on Tajiri. Chavo gets up and nails a head butt to the stomach of London! Chavo is up and posing now, as the only man not down in pain. He struts around the ring for a little bit and we go to {Commercial Break}.

We come back from the final break of the evening and Paul London is in control. Chavo is on the outside leaning on the apron. Tajiri is in the corner getting some knife-edged chops. London lifts him to the top turnbuckle. SUPERPLEX! London signals for the shooting star press! He goes up top and nails it. Beautiful! Goes for the pin, now. Chavo comes in and leg drops London’s head to break the count. He picks up London and hits a neck breaker. Chavo covers Tajiri. 1*2**3***! Chavo retains!

76% / 64% / 88% … … … …***¼

Tazz: That’s all from Velocity tonight, for Al Snow we’ll see you right here, next week!

Overall Rating: 65%

Television Rating: 4.31

Velocity Preview

Wonder why you didn't see Muhammad Hassan, Matt Morgan, or any of your other favorite superstars on SmackDown!? Tune into Velocity this Saturday on Spike to see what these superstars are up to! Also, a Cruiserweight Championship match is scheduled for the main event as new champ Chavo Guerrero defends against Tajiri and Paul London in a "Threating Three-Way Match"!

Don't miss the action of Velocity and your SmackDown! superstars, THIS SATURDAY!

WWE and Teddy Long present: SmackDown!

Location: Milwaukee, WI

{The camera takes a long, slow pull-back from Teddy Long, who is standing alone, backstage with a microphone.}

Teddy Long: Ladies and gentlemen, HOLLA, HOLLA! Tonight, in this very arena, a tournament will begin to crown a new number one contender for the WWE Heavyweight Championship! Balee Dat! Now, in this tournament you will see The Undertaker take on Chris Benoit! You’ll see Kane vs. Booker T! And that’s next… … … SUCKA! You’ll see Eddie Guerrero, Latino Heat, versus a mystery challenger. And in the main event The Big Show will take on Triple H! Balee Dat! Also, tonight, the World Tag Team titles will be on the line as well as the Intercontinental Championship! HOOOOOOLLAAAA!

69%

{The new SmackDown! Video is shown complete with the new trades. Also, there is a new theme song performed by Staind, who also make an appearance in the video}

Kane vs. Booker T :

{Kane enters first, with Lita at his side. As he walks slowly to the ring, a video is shown of Kane being drafted to SmackDown! The video also shows the awkward, excited smile on the face of Lita as Kane walks out of the locker-room.}

{Booker T enters to a bright crowd.}

Booker T slides into the ring and gets beat down, hard by Kane. Kane with an Irish whip on Booker. Huge clothesline! Booker is down, leg drop by Kane. It connects. Pin-fall attempt. Only a 2 count. Kane pulls Booker up to his feet. Another Irish whip returns Booker to Kane and there’s the side slam! Another pin attempt, Booker kicks out at 2! Kane is angry. Booker is whipped into the corner, here comes Kane with the clothesline attempt. Booker sways out of the way and Kane hits his arm on the ring post. Booker spins Kane around and hits a spin kick. Kane is down. Booker pulls him up and nails a kick to the mid-section. Kane is doubled over in pain. Booker off the ropes, connects with the scissors kick bring Kane to the mat. Booker does the spinaroonie, but Kane is back up. Booker turns around right into the choke slam. WAIT! Booker escapes! Irish whip reversal and Booker receives another clothesline. Booker is down. Lita lays her crutch up on the ring and climbs up to distract the referee. Kane grabs the crutch and nails Booker T in the back with it. Kane goes for the pin-fall. ONLY A TWO COUNT! Kane and Lita can’t believe it! Kane pulls Booker T up and goes for the tombstone piledriver! We haven’t seen that move from Kane in a while. Booker escapes to the back. He spins Kane around and nails the Book End! Kane kicks out at 2 ¾’s. Booker is now stunned. He picks Kane up and throws him into the ropes. Kane ducks a spin kick, turns Booker around, and catches him in the choke slam! 1*2**3**! Kane wins!

Lita jumps in the ring to congratulate Kane with a hug, then she holds up his arm in victory. But Kane has a strange look in his eye. As Lita turns around to hug Kane again she gets a choke slam. Kane grabs a mic!

Kane: LITA!! YOU will be an example. An example of the path of destruction that begins tonight! You see, Lita, you were happy to see me going to SmackDown! You thought you’d get rid of me the easy way. WELL I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF! I WILL NOT!!!! And so, here you lay, on your back like the sacrifice you are! I WILL NOT BE MADE A FOOL OF!! My domination on SmackDown begins tonight!

{Kane scares off the trainers and referees that now surround Lita in the ring. He heads to the back.}

83% / 86% / 78% … … … … **3/4

{Commercial Break}

Michael Cole: Well, well, well I haven’t officially gotten to say hello to all the fans tonight! It seems that Teddy Long was on the ball with getting all the action he can out of his new SmackDown roster. Ladies and gentlemen, that was explosive and probably only a shade of what we will see tonight on SmackDown.

{Jerry “The King” Lawler’s music hits and he joins Michael Cole at the announce table.}

Michael Cole: Welcome King, welcome back!

King: Thanks Michael Cole, it’s good to be back. But I gotta’ tell ya’. I’m gonna’ miss Raw, JR, and most importantly I’m gonna’ miss the DIVAs!

Michael Cole: Well, DIVAs or not that first match was, to quote JR, a real slobber knocker.

King: This tournament, though vaguely similar to The Gold Rush tournament, is shaping up to be a real exciting series Cole.

Michael Cole: Well, King, the excitement continues. Here comes the Phenom!

Undertaker Vs Chris Benoit :

{Undertaker approaches the ring and does his usual entrance.}

{Chris Benoit enters to a huge crowd pop. He runs in to get the advantage on the disrobing Undertaker.}

Benoit nails Taker with a series of punches and whips him to the corner for some chops to the chest. Taker reverses Benoit after a few chops and nails a few elbows. Benoit stumbles out of the corner and Taker grabs his arm and ascends the top turnbuckle. As he begins to walk the ropes to deliver the patented Undertaker arm breaker, Benoit pulls him off and locks in the Crippler Cross-face! Undertaker manages to scoot to the ropes, but is advertising a shoulder pain. Benoit breaks the hold and pulls Taker back to the center of the ring. He goes for the Sharpshooter, but Taker kicks out of it, throwing Benoit back into the corner. Take sits up and Benoit charges him again. Taker manages to regain control and delivers a few clotheslines. They brawl on the outside for a little while. Benoit gets rolled into the ring and Take slides in to make a quick cover. Only a two count. Benoit gets up quickly and with a sudden burst of adrenaline whips Taker into the corner again. Benoit nails a few chops and Taker walks out of the corner. Benoit nails FOUR GERMAN SUPLEXes on Taker. He signals that it’s time for the head butt! He goes up top, but doesn’t see Taker get up. Benoit jumps right into a choke slam! Benoit manages his way out of it and locks in the cross face again. Taker reaches for the ropes, but can’t make it. He taps out! BENOIT WINS BY SUBMISSION!!

{Benoit celebrates with the fans at ringside.}

81% / 86% / 72% … … … … **¼

King: Wow! Cole, that Crippler Cross Face is dangerous.

Cole: Right you are King! We’ll be back after a word from our sponsors.

{Commercial Break}

{The show comes back to Rey Mysterio and Chavo Guerrero backstage. Chavo has a shirt on that says, “All the Mexico that SmackDown! Needs!”}

Chavo: And you remember Rey Mysterio! You remember! I am all the Mexico that Smack Down needs, essa!

Rey: Oh no Eddie, please don’t beat me up?!!

{The two laugh at the obvious joke on Eddie Guerrero.}

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Cole: King, I wouldn’t think making fun of Eddie Guerrero is a wise move. We know he’s in the house tonight!

King: That’s right because he has a match in the number one contender’s tournament against an unknown opponent! Who is it Michael Cole, I know you know!

{Eddie’s music hits.}

Cole: We’re about to find out King!

{Eddie is in the ring now and has a mic.}

Eddie: Rey and Chavo, you essas are messing with the wrong hombre’, holmes! After I win this tournament, I want you two, both of you, in the ring. But right now, I’ve got my hands full. Bring out this mystery opponent, essa!

{Rob Van Dam’s music hits!! HUGE POP!!}

Rob Van Dam runs down to the ring making his return tonight. Eddie stomps him a few times, but RVD gets back up. RVD whips Eddie into the ropes and jumps him with his split legged style. Eddie slides out of the other side and begins to walk off to the back. Mysterio and Chavo appear on top of the stage and Eddie turns around only to find RVD right behind him. RVD nails with a kick and then a DDT onto the ramp! RVD drags Guerrero into the ring. RVD nails the Super Star press. He does his flipping, jumping, crowd pleasing stuff including the rolling thunder. Guerrero slips out of the ring again. This time he grabs a chair. He climbs up to the apron and the referee catches him and steals the chair away. Eddie is frustrated and climbs in the ring. Test of strength, but ooooh….Guerrero nails a kick to the midsection. Eddie whips RVD into the ropes and nails a flying cross body. Mexican surf board! RVD fights it off. Eddie gets up and shoves RVD into the referee, and he is down. Eddie again goes for the chair. He nails RVD in the back with it and Teddy Long emerges from the back.

Teddy: STOP! Hold on, playa! I used to be a referee. I can’t allow you to blatantly cheat and try to win this tournament. So I’m putting a stop to this match. Next week though, playa, you’ve got a rematch. Not just any match, a match with a little briefcase hanging high above the ring. A little briefcase that has a contract for the second round tournament match against Kane! Balee Dat! Now to get that briefcase and that contract you’ll have to climb up, climb up a 20’ ladder! HOLLA!

88% / 91% / 82% … … … … ***¼ for match.

82% for Teddy Long’s announcement.

{Commerical Break}

{The camera comes back to 10 cruiserweights, including Cruiserweight Champion Paul London, in the ring. All seem confused.}

Suddenly an announcement is made by the ring announcer saying that this match is a 10-Man, over the top rope elimination, Cruiserweight Championship battle royal!!

The contestants: Akio, Simon Dean, Maven, Spike Dudley, Tajiri, Chavo Guerrero, Rey Mysterio, Nunzio, Spike Dudley, Khosrow Daivari, and Paul London.

Typical cruiserweight battle royal. Tons of crazy, crowd pleasing stuff.

Rey Mysterio eliminates Akio, Simon Dean, Spike Dudley, and Nunzio before he is eliminated by Tajiri.

Tajiri and Maven team up to eliminate Paul London and Daivari. They turn around to both be eliminated by Chavo Guerrero!

Winner: Chavo Guerrero, new Cruiserweight Champion!

53% / 50% / 57% … … … …*¼

{Cole and King recap the events of the evening. Soon they are interrupted by the Champion, John Cena!}

Cena: Ya know, I’m glad Triple H is here on SmackDown! I’m glad that Kane, and Benoit, and everyone else is on SmackDown! However, I do have a problem with it all. Suddenly, they come over here to MY SHOW and all our considered number one contender material? No way, no way. I don’t care who wins this tournament. I can beat every single one of these guys. But someone asked me a question backstage. Who do you want to win the tournament, who do you want to face for your title? No question! You all know that I like to hang out and punch the ol’ bag every once in a while. And the way I see it, there’s one superstar here on SmackDown that has a built in punching bag hangin’ off his face! Triple H, I want you and that gigantic nose of yours, so whether you win or not, I WILL BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE. I don’t fear no Pedigree! I don’t fear the game! In fact, I laugh it all off. Cuz’ the cerebral assasin is lame! WELCOME TO THE CHAIN GANG!

79%

{Commercial Break}

Cole: It looks like Cena has got an eye on Triple H King!

King: You know, I know what the Game is capable of inside that ring. He can very well win this tournament and then that punk, John Cena, will be eating those words!

{AIN’T NO STOPPIN’ ME NOW!!!}

{Shelton Benjamin, the Intercontinental Champion runs down to the ring, awaiting his challenger for that very title}

{Rob Conway’s new music hits and he runs down to the ring.}

{Shelton laughs at his challenger}

{Conway climbs in the ring, and suddenly Gene Snitsky’s music plays and he runs down to the ring.}

{Now all three men begin to start the match when Heidenreich’s music plays and he joins as well}

Snitsky and Heidenreich look at each other and begin beating on Shelton and Conway. They dominate for quite a while and Heidenreich takes Shelton outside and slams his leg into the ring post. Then he slams his leg on the ring steps and leaves him outside. The referee doesn’t bother with a 10 count on Benjamin as he has his hands full with a two on one on Conway. Conway is worthless in the ring after the beat down and soon Heidenreich goes for the pin. Snitsky lets him get a two count, but then pulls him off and attempts a pin on his own. Heidenreich does a repeat and the two begin brawling. They go outside the ring and Shelton climbs in to cover Conway. 1*2**3***! Shelton retains the title!

67% / 69% / 64% ... ... ... ... *

Cole: I wonder where Heidenreich and Snitsky have disappeared to, King?

King: I don’t know, but good riddance to those psychotics.

{Hurricane and Rosey come out to the ring, ready for their tag title defense.}

{The Heart Throbs come out and then The Basham Brothers.}

{The match is announced as a triangle tag match.}

Hurricane and Romeo start. Romeo is doing his gay dancing and Hurricane goes to tag Rosie. Rosie wants nothing to do with Romeo and jumps off the apron. Hurricane runs over to tag a Basham. Both the Bashams jump off the apron. Hurricane scrambles to tag the referee who also bails! HILARIOUS! Hurricane eventually bares it and begins to square off with Romeo. Hurricane gets the advantage and goes to tag in Rosey. Rosey comes in, but is greeted by Danny Basham who was also tagged in. Danny brings Rosey into the Bashams’ corner and they double team awhile until Hurricane comes in for the save. The Heart Throbs come in too, and a three team brawl ensues. The Bashams double clothesline Rosey out of the ring, and throw Hurricane over the top onto him. Doug chases off Antonio as the only two men left slug it out. Romeo falls after only a few punches and Danny Basham makes the pin attempt. The fall is interrupted by Antonio as he trips over Romeo and Danny trying to run from Doug Basham. Romeo gets up and whips Danny into the ropes where he is tripped by Hurricane. Antonio tags in and runs over to clothesline Danny. Basham turns in enough time to see and throws Antonio over the top. Rosey comes in from behind and levels Danny with punches. Apparently there is no rule inside that ring! Rosey now acts a legal man and beats on Danny until throwing him out of the ring onto Doug. The Bashams roll under the ring and one of them emerges on the other side and slowly climbs back into the ring. Wait a minute, that’s not Danny! That’s Doug Basham! Low - Blow, the ref misses it. Cover 1*2**3*** NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

66% / 64% / 69% … … … …*¼

{Commercial Break}

{WE, HELL, WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW!}

{Big Show stands in the center of the ring, awaiting Triple H.}

{TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!}

{Big Show is watching for HHH to emerge from the back, but he doesn’t! He comes through the crowd and sneak attacks Big Show!}

The Big Show Vs Triple H

Hunter has Show down and is laying in the usual beating. Show gets up soon, though and nails a huge side-walk slam. HHH is back up and takes another huge SWS! Show is on top of his game tonight, no pun intended. John Cena comes down to ringside and sits down in a chair. Big Show sees him, but shrugs it off and continues the beating on the game. Triple H is still unaware of Cena’s presence. Low blow on Show. The ref didn’t catch it! Triple H is back up and locks Show in for the Pedigree, he sees Cena at ringside and Show throws HHH over his shoulders. Cena laughs! Triple H gets back up and is screaming at Cena, he turns around into the chest of the Big Show. Show whips him and nails a Big Boot! Two count! Big Show falls into the ropes for the leg drop, but Cena grabs his foot. Triple H is up and Show is distracted by Cena! HHH turns him around, kick to the stomach, PEDIGREE ON THE BIG SHOW!!!! 1*2**3***!!!HHH advances!

Cena jumps in the ring and has a stare down with Triple H. He turns to walk off, but turns back around and swings at Triple H and beats on him. He clotheslines him out of the ring and watches him scamper to the back. He laughs, but doesn’t see Big Show standing behind him. Cena turns and runs out of the ring, to the back. Show points at Cena and raises his hand signaling for the choke slam. He screams as the show goes off the air!

80% / 87% / 64% … … … … *½

OVERALL RATING: 72%

TELEVISION RATING: 5.91

SmackDown! Preview

This past Monday on RAW the wrestling world was shocked to find that Vince had decided to completely re-draft the rosters for both RAW and SmackDown!

This Thursday expect Theodore Long to prove why he is the best General Manager in this business today as he unleashes new SmackDown! Talents such as: Triple H, Chris Benoit, Kane, Shelton Benjamin, and more! Also, we saw some confrontation at the draft as Benoit put a beating on Muhammad Hassan and Guerrero had some words for Rey and Chavo. Expect a huge SmackDown! this Thursday night only on UPN! Bring your stompin' boots!

{Teddy Long's music hits and he approaches the podium labled with a SmackDown! sign that is positioned on the RAW entrance stage.}

Teddy Long: HOLLA, HOLLA! SmackDown! is in the house. And, as the General Manager of SmackDown!, I hereby proclaim the first draft pick to be...Triple H! HOLLA, HOLLA!

{Triple H is shown in the locker-room taking off his RAW shirt. The rest of the guys (except Nature Boy) start to sing, "nah nah nah nah", but Trips shuts them all up by telling them that it's okay. He doesn't look okay, though! "I'm gonna make that damn show!"}

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{Teddy Long claps and smiles widely}

Teddy Long: Let me holla at ya playa! Big Dave stays on Raw! That's a good business decision. But I can do you one better. What kind of a general manager would I be if I didn't hold on to the number one wrestler on SmackDown!? Please join me in welcoming John Cena to the new SmackDown!

{Cena comes out and cuts a freestyle...}

John Cena: So here I am, the champ John Cena. Stayin' where I was brought up, and got all this bling, bling-ah! But now I have to deal with Triple H. And if he ain't careful, I'm gonna smack that giant nose off his face. He ain't man enough, to hang with this kid. I'll kick his ass, just like Big Dave Batista did!

{Triple H is shown backstage very angry!}

{Cena leaves, playing to the crowd!}

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{The fans chant! YOU SCREWED LITA! YOU SCREWED LITA!}

Teddy Long: It wasn't a lack of confidince my man. Oh no, I have nothing, but confidence for John Cena. I just wanted to make sure I got my hands on the franchise of the flagship of the WWE. And, to perfectly compliment that franchise...

{Triple H is shown smiling backstage, and also Flair}

I hereby choose, as the next pick for SmackDown!: Chris Benoit!

{Triple H screams, "NOOOOO! DAMN IT!"}

{The fans erupt! You tapped out! You tapped out!}

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{Teddy Long is quite frustrated by this decision! It's quite evident that he is angry!}

Teddy Long: Alright, that's enough of this game playin', playa! Our next pick, is nothing short of amazing in the ring. He has graced both SmackDown! and RAW in the past with his skills. Please welcome back to SmackDown!, the Intercontinental Champion: Shelton Benjamin!

{Ain't no stoppin' me now! Benjamin walks out of the Raw locker-room, but turns back around and offers a handshake to both HBK and Y2J. Daivari gets up to shake his hand, but Hassan looks over and gives Daivari a look of death and smacks him. Shelton smiles and pulls of the RAW shirt!}

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{Teddy Long laughs at Bischoff.}

Teddy Long: What's wrong, playa? Can't take the heat? Let me holla at ya, I'll take away some of that heat for ya, playa. SmackDown welcomes KANE!

{Kane looks down at Lita who is attached to his hip. He looks back up with a defiant, angry stare. He says nothing, but leaves slowly. Lita smiles a little.}

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Teddy Long: Fair enough, Eric. Fair enough, but let me lay some justice on ya, playa! My next pick might be out on an injury right now, but when he comes back...he's gonna be rollin' on some SmackDown Dubbs! Ladies and gentlemen, Randy Orton!

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{Teddy snaps his fingers, as if to say damn it!}

Teddy Long: The next pick for the new SmackDown! is none other than the world's largest athlete. The Big Show!

{Show gets excited and accidentally rips off his SmackDown shirt. The crewmember with the SD! shirts says he only has one extra, but he'll give it to Big Show. Big Show says okay and goes to put it on. It is way too small and he barely gets it over his head. He gets mad again and chokeslams the t-shirt guy! Then he walks out.}

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Teddy Long: Love him or hate him. My next pick has never submitted and has never been pinned on RAW. Please welcome, Muhammad Hassan to SmackDown!

{Hassan's music hits and he comes out to the stage. He grabs a mic.}

Hassan: I am not, I am not going to put up with all of the racial prejudice on SmackDown! that I've had to put up with on RAW! I refuse to let my message be silenced by the disgusting chants of all of you people. And as far as Daivari is concerned, it doesn't matter where he goes after tonite. The way I see it, he's been nothing but trouble for me recently. I just hope you know, Teddy Long, that I should've been picked first. And that's just goes to show how prejudiced even you are! For being a pro-racial equality fighter, you are awfully contradictive! You know what....

{Benoit's music hits, he comes out and clotheslines Hassan. He picks him up and german suplexs him three times on the stage. He walks off and Daivari comes out to help Hassan to the back.}

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Teddy Long: That's a good pick, my man. But holla on this for me, please welcome to the new SmackDown! Eddie Guerrero!

{VIVA LA RASSA! Eddie's music hits and he is shown backstage. He stands up and looks down at his SmackDown shirt! Then he looks over at Rey Mysterio and Chavo Guerrero who are sitting side by side.}

Eddie: You know, boys, you'd might as well hang 'em up. Latino Heat is all the Mexico SmackDown! needs, esse'!

{Rey and Chavo look at eachother and then laugh, quite loudly! Eddie doesn't know what to think of this and storms out in a hurry!}

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Teddy Long: That would be a good pick, Eric....15 years ago! Now allow me to introduce to you a man that you couldn't have a legitimate wrestling program without, I'm talkin' 'bout the Booker Man! Booker T, come on out and holla at us playa!

{Can you dig it, SUCKA!!!}

Booker T: Ya know Teddy, I am a Five Time, Five Time, Five Time, Five Time, Five Time WCW Champion. And I know you feel me when I say, I got some unfinished business here on SmackDown! I'll be damn glad to keep representin', now can you dig that?... ... ... ... ... ...

{Booker turns around as if to leave, but quickly turns back}

Booker T: SUCKA!!!!

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Cruiserweight Champion: Paul London

The Undertaker

1/2 World Tag Team Champions: The Hurricane

Rob Van Dam

Rey Mysterio Jr.

1/2 World Tag Team Champions: Rosey

Simon Dean

Maven

Rob Conway

Tajiri

Daivari

Doug Basham

Danny Basham

Heidenreich

Chavo Guerrero Jr.

Eugene!

Matt Morgan

Antonio

Romeo

Gene Snitsky

Akio

Hardcore Holly

Nunzio

Lita

Spike Dudley

Torrie Wilson

Mark Henry

Michael Cole

Jerry Lawler

Tazz

Al Snow

Todd Grisham

JR: Welcome ladies and gentlemen, we are LIVE! from Green Bay, Wisconsin tonite King!

King: That right J.R. and the entire SmackDown! roster is in the house because tonite, is the draft lottery! The draft lottery, JR!

JR: That's right King. Let's take you back to a few weeks ago, when Christian was interrupted by the chairman of the board himself, Vince McMahon.

{A video is shown re-capping the events that led us to this moment.}

King: I can't wait for this JR!

{Vince's music hits, "NO CHANCE!"}

JR: You're not going to have to wait long King! Here comes Vince McMahon right now.

{Vince makes his way into the ring. He grabs a mic from Lillian.}

Vince: I know that you all want to get on with the draft lottery. I do too! But that's just not going to happen tonite. {The crowd boos!} You see, I was sitting at home last night, watching Judgement Day {The crowd boos again!} and it seems to me that a draft lottery is just going to have to be out of the question. I don't think that it would benefit anybody. Quite frankly, I think it would only hurt Raw and SmackDown!

{TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! HHH's music hits and he and Ric Flair emerge to the stage!}

{Triple H makes his way into the ring with a huge smile on his face. He also grabs a mic.}

Triple H: First off, Vince, I gotta say...you are a genious. You see...{Vince cuts HHH off}

Vince: Can I help you?! Did I ask for you to come out here?!

Triple H: Whoa! Calm down Vince, I'm just out here to tell you how much respect I have for your decision!

Vince: Oh, okay Hunter. In that case, I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK! You see, I said that a draft lottery wasn't going to happen tonite. What I didn't say is that we are going to shake things up a bit more than that.

Triple H: {With a scared look in his eye}Wh...what? Vince what are you saying?

Vince: Hunter, go to the back. Go to the back and sit in that Evolution locker room with the Nature Boy! Because, chances are...it'll be the last time you'll get the chance. Tonite, Raw and SmackDown! are going to have a complete re-draft!

JR: Did you hear that King?!?!

{Triple H and Flair are very pissed. The crowd is erupting!}

{Vince's music hits again, as he follows The Game and The Nature Boy backstage.}

Leave it to Rosie

Contest Entry -----^

Roseanne Pic

Leave it to Beaver Pic

I just got the tv guide logo from an old scan, do you need that too?

Originals -----^

He's not like that all the time, just when on stage...wierd.

He used to get drunk right before shows, so that could be it.

I haven't seen them live since 1999 (when they were just Kinison, not The Kinison).

Their old sound was quite a bit better (to me anyways). It had less pop influence and they weren't on a label so they didn't have to please anybody as far as that goes, they were pretty much LOUD, FAST, Screaming Hardcore. None of their old stuff is available on the net, I'd like to put up what I have (all of it), but am unaware of a free way to do so without consuming bandwidth limit instantly. I'll work on taking little clips or something this weekend.

that camp?

Umm...both guitar players, the bass player and drummer were picked up in Los Angelas.

Yeah, I don't like their new style that much either, but they have always been led by his wierd screaming style. It fit better with their old stuff.

The Kinison - You'll Never Guess Who Died (Video)

Requires Quicktime.

So, there's the debut video for The Kinison. I went to school with the guitar players and lead singer, was and still am a good friend of the lead singer (Chris Lewis). I own all of their cds new and old, if anyone wants to hear, pm me or email me (alternateyou@yahoo.com)

What do you guys think of them? Maybe my opinion (really good) is slightly tainted by knowing and being friends with them?

Must be on some odd Batista kick...oh well rate it for me would ya?

??/10

If it's a popular one, could someone please host it so I can remove it from my photobucket? It'll kill my bandwidth limit for sure.

How do you likes?

How do you add a pop up to your website with a password request before it will load the page?

New images, what do you think now?

Okay my fear pic is done, but I need somewhere to host it..i'm at 83% of my bandwidth allowance from the above pic ------^

Done

I know it's poor quality, but I couldn't resist!

Okay NS, I like your idea much better, however, out of fun I will do the first suggestion first. Not to compete, but I'm already almost done! So, just for fun I'll post it!

Definitely not a Ray Charles fan. And the song itself offends me. Well not really, but I am an agnostic and the Lord Lord stuff is just wrong to me. However, I'm game I guess. I'll take it to a dark place.

Hey I feel likehumiliating myself, so if anyone wants to destroy me in some type of battle...bring it on. I'll be easy pickins for nearly anyone. But I might be able to surprise some people, including myself.

Set me up!