The Heartbreak Kid

For anybody who doesn't know, you should take kickers and defenses in the first 8 picks of the 1st round.

That's how you win (fantasy) championships.

I go from 3 to 9. Weak. At least I'll get an early 2nd round pick.

I better go back to the drawing board to figure out potential picks. It's going to be drastically different from what I originally had planned.

I'd like another chance at taking HeadCheese's B-League crown, please.

Somehow I win to face HC, again. For the 3rd time this fantasy season. Maybe the third time is the charm?

It been so long but I'm sorry for freaking out during the draft. It was stupid of me. No matter what, I shouldn't take anything out on you guys. You guys are all good people. Hell, Lamar Miller ended up being a consistent contributor to my team. Hopefully I can come back next year. To defend my crown, or to have another crack at HC if I end up going 0-3 against him. If not, it was one hell of a fantasy season. Thank you everyone for making it fun.

I didn't know the Bills game this week was sponsored by Skoal.

I'm surprised I'm still managing to win with my pickups (Tre Mason, Jarvis Landry and Michael Floyd) after Ahmad Bradshaw and Brandin Cooks both got injured for the season on the same day. Bradshaw was an every week starter for me.

I have Micheal Crabtree on the bench in fantasy football. Muddafucka.

With Matt Harvey coming back next year, I can't wait to see that Mets bullpen.

But I'm supposed to have all the...

Luck.

I was hoping you'd lose HC and I'd win, so I could have a chance to dethrone you for first. But that isn't happening!

This week anyway..

Okay, it'll probably never happen.

And I say fuck you Peyton Manning! He single handily ruined my day.

Unless the Sanchize gets 40 points tomorrow, I'm going to lose. Definitely not banking on him doing that.

Indeed. Mr. Butt Fumble is my QB for Andrew Luck's bye week. Which happens to be this week.

4 points from Sanu. I have the feeling this is the start to a bad weekend for me fantasy wise. Especially since I'm riding the Sanchize train for Luck's bye week.

At least I get Megtron back. :/

I've always felt the AFC North was a good division, just because of the Ravens & the Steelers. But Cincy have stepped it up the last couple of years. And the Browns are finally starting to get their act together. It'll be exciting to see who ends up taking the division.

If Jerruh was smart, he'd pick up the phone and call Brett Favre.

It's alright. SDM has another chance to beat me Week 10.

Just don't let HC set your line-up for you.

Do you have your popcorn ready, HeadCheese? Because I'm hoping this will be good.

Even with Megatron out of my starting line up. I plan on spanking that ass.

EDIT: I tried to make this match up interesting. Way to fail me, Cincy.

5-1 with Eli still to go. Forbes has to have the best 2-4 roster ever. Just really bad match ups.

Next week is me vs HBK for the division.

Get'cha popcorn ready!

As the guy who has Luck and Bradshaw...

Just be thankful I don't have TY Hilton too.

Not saying he'll light the world on fire or anything. I'm hoping Houston puts in Mallett to see what he is capable of in this offense.

What's the worst that's going to happen?

So far I'm glad I threw $50 on Indy covering -2.5 ... Houston besides Watt just look horrible...

Don't get to watch too many Thursday night games (Friday here in Australia) due to work and I really don't get the appeal of either team here... Thursday night games not marquee games?

Not really. Usually the Thursday night games are blow outs. But hey, it's football.

Holy shit, did that onside kick really happen?

Hopefully I don't end up like the 2013 Chiefs and lose in the first round of the playoffs.

I have a feeling it's going to be a looong night for the Jets.

Nice red zone defense. So maybe there is hope after all?

Yesterday was a good day for me. Thanks Andrew Luck!