The Heartbreak Kid

Wow, that WWE Network Mafia is one big cluster fuck. I had no idea it was that big.

I like it. Props to Sousa for running a game that size. It'll be fun to follow.

I am very happy with Sabres pick at 2 with Sam Reinhart. I could barely watch a Sabres game last season because they were just so horrible. And when I did, it was because of Ryan Miller. Then he got shipped off to STL, and I just stopped watching or caring.

I told all my friends that the Sabres need someone who can do something with the puck and make plays. I think Reinhart fits that bill perfectly.

UFC Fight Night: Te Huna vs. Marquardt Prediction Sheet

James Te Huna vs. Nate Marquardt

Soa Palelei vs. Jared Rosholt

Hatsu Hioki vs. Charles Oliveira

Bonus Questions

1) Finish / Decision

2) 1st Round / 2nd Round / 3rd Round / Decision

UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Stephens Prediction Sheet

Cub Swanson vs. Jeremy Stephens

Ricardo Lamas vs. Hacran Dias

Cezar Ferreira vs. Andrew Craig

Bonus Questions

1) Cub Swanson / Jeremy Stephens

2) Finishes / Decisions

I suck at playing Mafia. But I'd like to sign up for this! Lets see if I can last longer than one day phase.

(Probably not.)

UFC 174: Johnson vs. Bagautinov Prediction Sheet

Demetrious Johnson vs. Ali Bagautinov

Rory MacDonald vs. Tyron Woodley

Ryan Bader vs. Rafael Cavalcante

Andrei Arlovski vs. Brendan Schaub

Ovince Saint Preux vs. Ryan Jimmo

Yves Jabouin vs. Mike Easton

Bonus Questions

1) Rory MacDonald / Tyron Woodley

2) Demetrious Johnson / Ali Bagautinov

3) Finishes / Decisions

If we are doing early-ish sign ups for Fantasy Football. I'm totally in.

UFC Fight Night: Henderson vs. Khabilov Prediction Sheet

Benson Henderson vs. Rustam Khabilov

Diego Sanchez vs. Ross Pearson

John Dodson vs. John Moraga

Erik Perez vs. Bryan Caraway

Sergio Pettis vs. Yaotzin Meza

Bonus Questions

1) Henderson / Khabilov / Neither

2) Sanchez / Pearson

I'll be online in like 15 minutes if anyone wants to play.

The Pegassi Zentorno is amazing.

I wanted the Jets to draft WR TJ Jones. But we didn't. You guys (Lions) have a solid WR in him. He's one of my personal favorites.

I'll give my NYJ draft analysis later, when I sober up.

Rex took someone that was rated low really high either last year or the year before. I think they kind of just go with who they want, when they want.

And nooooooo. Watt to the Chargers. I have to root against him now.

Yeah, but CB Marcus Roberson is still available. Just sort of makes me scratch my head and go, "Ooookay?"

Edit: Finally, after getting home from work. I was able to do some homework (film, pro day results, draft analysis) on CB McDougle. I actually do approve of the pick, just not of the round he was picked in. The guy has great speed, instincts and leadership. The Terps created an award named after him for crying out loud. Durability is a *big* issue though. After the resurgence of LaRon Landry with his time in NY. I think the trainers could help McDougle a lot in staying healthy.

In Rex/Idzik We Trust, I guess?

I fully expect the Jets to target a WR early in Day 3. They still have 9 picks left, by the way.

So NFL.com had CB Dexter McDougal ranked as someone who would go in Round 6 or 7. I guess the Jets see something in him to take him in the 3rd round?

Wow, 49ers take Carlos Hyde.

Like I said earlier. The 49ers can fuck off at any time.

Good grab by Arizona. I really liked what I saw from Niklas. A little raw, but has some tremendous upside.

My prediction of the NYJ taking TE Niklas was wrong. I guess I was right on the TE part, wrong person though.

Hey, let's talk about Johnny Cleveland some more!

Browns season ticket sales have gone through the roof since the 22nd pick.

The 49ers can fuck off at any time.

I can see the Jets drafting TE Troy Niklas with their 2nd round pick. If the Jets do get Niklas, I can see them targeting WRs like TJ Jones, Devin Street or Martavis Bryant in later rounds.

If Niklas is gone, the pick will be a WR. There should be a couple options available. I could see them picking Allen Robinson or Jordan Matthews. I believe if they were going to target Marquis Lee, they would of done it in the 1st round. I don't see Lee falling to them in the 2nd round though.

For all I know, I could be completely wrong. But this is just wishful thinking on my part.

ANALYSIS: Calvin Pryor is the name a football player has.

I approve of the pick, and this analysis.

I hope the NYJ pick someone worth a damn at 18.

Cowboys are on the clock.

And Johnny Football is still on the board.

Exciting!

It's time! It's time! It's Vader NFL Draft time!

Let's talk about the Knicks and how they're going to hire Steve Kerr as their new Head Coach.

And how Melo will probably leave anyway to join the Bulls.

Army of Darkness (1992)

Bruce Campbell is the fucking man.