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EWB LIVES!

Listening to U2 on YouTube while drinking Yoo-hoo. 

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner. Freedom is keeping your rights even if 99 out of 100 people vote against it. Which sounds more like America to you?

SEX! Now that I've got your attention, vote for Bart!

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

You can talk all you want about George's bush and Lyndon Baines's johnson, or even Andrew's johnson and its true Franklin pierces, and Grover Cleveland can go two times as long as its not in a row, but can Millard Fillmore?

I spit in the face of people who don't want to Bo-Lieve

I'm bussing for the waiter, man.

Me and Carlito spitting in the face of people who don't want to be cool.....while discussing inter-urban politics or something

Today is a glorious day, for now I can go back and watch 2004-2010 WWE and see all the times someone challenged Carlito

From Dusty to Goldust to Cody, my Rhodes' to WrestleMania starts on the 4th Tuesday of March

Well still a bit pissed that Braden Walker left, but he had a good walk

Michael Cole may not have been behind the JFK shooting, but I think he shot JR

Yeah that looks incredibly bloody.

Who would've guessed Breaking Bad would end with them all going to prison for a year for breaking some stupid Good Sammaritan law?

Dear D-Wade, could you give some advice to Wade-B? Despite being a champion, the poor guy can't seem to win against anybody.

Just found out what happened at the Super Bowl. Can we say predictable? First The Rock appears in a Got Milk ad and then Cena wins the Super Bowl again when he clearly didn't need it

Yea ok, I'll get right on that

Ok, let me get in my time machine and while I'm at it, maybe I can go back to a point in time when you were actually funny

Thanks for the confirmation, I figured it was just a rumor. Now could we let it go already? I'm sure there's more important things than reminding me and everybody else what an idiot I am for not following the boards rules to a T.

Thank you to everyone lol

Is it time yet to free Han Sousa from the carbonite to kick off EWB Episode VI?

Officially cast by vote in Obamney/Ryden-gate 2012. I'm not used to a poll that doesn't feature Carlito

Triple H is changing his baby's diaper. He hands the dirty diaper over to Stephanie, who channels Julie Hart by saying "Don't give me that shit Hunter"