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De La Cruz would actually work as a right wing back. He is much better getting forward than he is defending.

Barry as left wing back would actually work. It's a shame O'Leary loves 4-4-2 so much, he's like Mike Bassett.

Alpay wasnt that bad on the pitch, he was just a complete wanker off it.

O'Leary isnt the greatest at bringing in players in my opinion. Id much rather spend 7m - 10m on a quality striker. Like Robbie Keane.

7m is a ridiculous price for Distin without a doubt. Considering Michael Owen cost 8m.

Distin would likely be first choice left back for us.

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I really don't see the logic in trying to buy Distin. He's good, yes, but you can only play two center halves and somebody out of Distin, Mellberg and Laursen will have to warm the bench. And I can't see any of them doing that. We should just sign some experienced defender to sit on the bench just in case somebody gets injured - Not spend 7m on one.

How do I add borders to graphics (using Photoshop)? I couldn't find the relevent information on a search, so I thought I'd ask here.

I assume it's down to London and Paris. I think Paris will get it, due to there success with World Cup 98.

Playground Football (UK).

You'd love that shit.

He does sometimes take a long time to release the ball, but it's useful sometimes when we're already winning the game, he can hold the ball up in midfield and pick out some quality passes. He's not the type of player you bring on when your 1-0 down to give you more attacking options. He's your standard midfielder.

Looks like Berson is staying putt. I'm glad, he's a good footballing center midfielder, and I hope he can push into the starting line-up next season.

Kebabs are designed for drunken males who have no idea what they are eating on the way back from the pub. Fact.

Federer is unstoppable. Look's like were having a Federer/Roddick final again this year.

I absolutely despise turks.

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Mirror: FIERY former Aston Villa defender Alpay Ozalan - David Beckham's old sparring partner - has been released by Japan's Urawa Reds after picking up THREE red cards in just SEVEN matches. The Reds tore up Alpay's contract six months early following talks with the 32-year-old. The former Turkey international arrived in Japan with a history of disciplinary problems and has been unable to keep his volatile temper in check.

I would get double figures in the SPL. I thought he was going to Wolves, anyway.

I remember when we wanted to sign him before, when we were actually... good. It never came about. I'd love to see him at Bolton.

Look's like Fulham and Southampton will be the teams getting raped in this close-seasons transfer market.

Kevin Phillips is having a medical at Villa. Fee is £1m.

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did they all get a cold again ?

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Julie Chen is the most robotic host you'll see...well, maybe, if you don't count the Amazing Race guy. Chen is on a lot more shows.

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Strangely, she looks like a crap version of Davina McCall.

I'd start Phillips. Only Villa fans truely know how shit Vassell is. This might push Vassell to play at his best and earn a place instead of being guranteed a place.

I refuse to consider anybody still playing as the greatest player of all time. But I agree that times are different now and perhaps it's more difficult to play at a world class standard. But I still think that Pele and Maradona would have been great in today's game too. Especially Maradona.