MattHarms

WWE Heat 1-5-02

Motivation:

Stacy:You are the greatest. You have millions of little Testicles out there. You are number one.

Test sits in the background and nods. Test will open up Heat. Stacy and Test leave the lockeroom area.

72

Justin Credible vs Test(w/Stacy Keibler)

Highlights:Credible made some lewd comments at Stacy before the match, causing Test to just him. Test pounded Credible for about three minutes and finished him off with the big boot. This match was a total squash. **

Winner:Test(via big boot)

62(57,67)

Jericho talks trash about the Heartbreak Kid

Jericho:Well once again I have to face a washed up hasbeen. I had my problems with Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair. Now I have problems with Shawn Michaels. I would have no problem with him wrestling but he can't cut it any more. Losing is unacceptable and that is what he did to Triple H at Armageddon. I will put HBK out to pasture when we meet. I will prove that I am the Larger Than Life Living Legend.

89

Flair talks up Batista

Flair:You see this man(points at Batista). Wooo!!! He is best big man since Andre The Giant. I have stumbled upon a gold mine here. The best big man in this sport today. I am giving him my years and years of knowledge and he will be unstoppable. No offense to my good friend Triple H, but watch your back because the World Heavyweight Title belt is going on Batista. WOOO!!!

88

Steven Richards vs Jeff Hardy

Highlights:A back and forth match. Jeff missed the Swanton Bomb and Steven waylayed him with the Steven Kick to score the surprise pin. **

Winner:Steven Richards(via Steven Kick)

62(63,60)

Notes:Steven Richards gained overness from this match.

The Game

Triple H:Scott Steiner thought he was cute beating me in an arm wrestling match a couple of weeks ago but I will get the last laugh. I am your God and the reason why you watch the WWE. Some buffoon like Scott Steiner is not going to steal my thunder because I am the Game, your god, and I am that damn good.

78

Maven vs Sean O'Haire

Highlights:Maven got a few punches and a dropkick but that was it. O'Haire creamed Maven with a fireman's carry into a spinebuster for the pin. He calls that the Cruel Intentions. **

Winner:Sean O'Haire(via Cruel Intentions)

65(62, 69)

Notes:Maven lost overness from this match. Sean O'Haire gained overness from this match.

Overall:66

WWE Velocity 1-4-03

Cousin Nunzio vs Chuck Palumbo

Highlights:Nunzio worked on Palumbo's right leg throughout the match. Palumbo made a comeback with a pair of belly to belly suplexes but Nunzio caught the superkick and turned it into a dragon screw. Trailer Hitch got the submission for Nunzio. ** 1/2

Winner:Cousin Nunzio(via the Trailer Hitch)

69(63, 75)

Brock is not a happy man

Brock Lesnar:Last Thursday I had a match with Matt Hardy, and Paul Heyman decides to come out and distract me, causing me to lose the match. I was going to attack Paul Heyman but the one thing that stopped me was that seven foot waste of air, The Big Show. We have crossed paths before, Show, but this time it is personal. You denied a chance to get revenge and now you will pay. I don't care if I have to run through your fat ass to get to Heyman and Kurt Angle. You will be destroyed if you stand in my way.

82

The Rock shall return

We here fans chanting "Rocky" in the background. Then we here "The Rock Says" and The Rock giving Rock Bottoms and People's Elbows to various opponents.

Voiceover:Finally The Rock returns to Smackdown. This week on UPN.

100

Crash Holly vs John Cena

Highlights:Like you really don't know how this match will end. Well Crash got a few punches in but it was all Cena. Record Breaker(the move formally known as the Proto Bomb) gets the duke for Cena.

Winner:John Cena(via the Record Breaker)

65(62, 69)

What is Mattitude?

Matt Hardy is sitting backstage.

Matt Hardy:What is Mattitude. Mattitude is the thing to achieves greatness. Without Mattitude you would be nothing. You would be just an empty shell. That is what Mattitude is.

This concludes this weeks edition of What is Mattitude? Tune in every week on Velocity for a new installment.

82

Bra and Panties Match:Dawn Marie vs Torrie Wilson

Highlights:Basic Bra and Panties Match. Torrie got her shirt torn off and Dawn then got her shorts torn off. Dawn missed a splash and got DDTed, allowing Torrie to take Dawn's shirt off. Torrie Wilson wins.

Winner:Torrie Wilson(via removing Dawn Marie's shirt)

58(77,14)

Overall:72

Velocity Rating:5.75

A little background, this diary was written from December 2002-May 2003. It covered the WWE from January 2003 up until King of the Ring 2003(yes I know there wasn't a real King of the Ring 2003, but I did not know that at the time of writing). The first couple of months, for lack of a better term, either sucks or is very dissapointing. However this repost would be confusing without it. So let's do this thing again. I will be continueing this after KOTR 2003 because I recently found my floppy disk with the saved game on it.

Smackdown 1-2-03 :

Qualities of Mattitude

Shannon Moore is sitting in the back when Matt Hardy(Version 1.0) comes in.

Matt Hardy V1:Shannon, since I have a match with Brock Lesnar tonight, I did you a big favor. I got you a match tonight as well. It is up next.

Shannon Moore:Who is it against?

Matt Hardy V1:It is against....Chris Benoit. No need to thank me. Only do what is best for my junior M'Fer. You could catapault yourself to stardom with a victory of Benoit like I did with my two victories over the Undertaker. The first step of achieving Mattitude is a victory over an established main event star.

Shannon Moore looks a little flustered that he has to take on Chris Benoit on such short notice.

59

Notes:Matt Hardy Version 1.0 lost overness from this segment.

Shannon Moore vs Chris Benoit

Highlights:Benoit attacked Moore at the bell. Benoit with a release German Suplex and then he slapped on the Crossface. Shannon Moore taps and Benoit wins less than a minute in. * 1/2

59(56, 77)

A surprise video

We here fans chanting "Rocky" in the background. Then we here "The Rock Says" and The Rock giving Rock Bottoms and People's Elbows to various opponents.

Voiceover:Finally The Rock returns to Smackdown. Next week on UPN.

100

Its True, Its damn True

Kurt Angle is backstage sitting in a chair. the WWE World Title belt is laying on his lap.

Angle:Last week was a night of great sucess. Why. Because of the formation of Team Angle. They showed that little Canadian punk Chris Benoit what being a true hero is all about. And at the Rumble, Crippler, I will make you tap. Oh its true, its damn true. I will never lose this title. I will hold it to I retire. As for Brock Lesnar, YOU WILL NEVER GET A TITLE SHOT. Even if you do, I will make you tap. Oh its true, its damn true.

81

Rikishi vs Bull Buchanan

Highlights:Long story short. Buchanan attacks at the bell. Rikishi comes back, Bull attacks some more. Bull misses a flying legdrop. Rikishi hits a superkick for the pin. Rikishi dances. End of match. *

53(61,57)

Non-Title Match:Kaientai 2003 vs Los Guerreros

Highlights:Kaientai 2003 are Funaki and Tajiri. The Guereros had control for most of the match. Funaki was put in the Lasso from El Passo from Eddie, and Tajiri misted Eddie. Eddy tags to Chavo and Funaki rolls him up for a surprise pin. Kaientai 2003 have upset Los Guerreros. Too bad it was a non-title match.

70(70,87)

Guerreros are PISSED

Eddie is shouting something in spanish.

Chavo:We got screwed. I know. CALM DOWN EDDIE.

Eddie:Those two will not get away with this. We will put up the titles next week to prove that their victory was a fluke. We will kick their asses.

Los Guerreros will face Kaientai 2003 next week. This time the tag team titles will be on the line.

77

Team Angle vs Billy Kidman and Edge

Notes:Shelton got speared but Charlie Haas hit Edge with a chair causing the DQ. After the match Team Angle hit the superkick/german suplex combo to both men.

57(58,70)

V1

Matt Hardy is standing in the back.

Hardy:Well Shannon Moore failed to defeat Chris Benoit. He is still an M'fer in training. I will not fail at my task to defeat Brock Lesnar. I will prevail. My Mattributes will prevail over that gorilla Brock Lesnar. Justice will be served, V1 style.

75

Brock is WALKING

The title says it all. The main event is next.

82

Todays Mattfacts:

V1 is better than F-5.

The Rock is not the People's Champion, Matt is.

Brock Lesnar vs Matt Hardy Version 1

Notes:Brock tossed Matt around like a rag doll for the portion of the match. Paul Heyman made his way out and razzed Brock. This threw Brock off of his game long enough for Matt Hardy to throw powder in the eyes of Brock. Matt Hardy rolls up Brock pulling the tights. Matt Hardy scored the win. He is the second person ever to beat Brock. Brock pulls Heyman into the ring and The Big Show enters the ring. The Big Show attacks Brock, laying him out with a Choke Slam. These two have some unfinished business. Big Show just saved his agent from getting an F-5 ** 1/2

71(82, 73)

Notes:Matt Hardy Version 1 gained overness from this match.

Overall:69

Smackdown Rating:5.23