CHALLENGE!

[The Sultan of Swank]

I challenge any man to a game of soldat!

I am a machine.

I beat Apple Shampoo 19-4.

I am teh seX0rz.

Yes, so I challenge anyone to a game of Soldat.

[Krazy_K]

Sol...dat?

[Guest Mr McFarlane]

Sol...dat?

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[apsham]

I owned your fucking ass. Basha has to hide to win anything. Anytime you want to play, I am game.

[Scott McFly]

http://www.soldat.prv.pl/

Not a bad little game actually.

[The Sultan of Swank]

Look, Bitch. I can call you Bitch right?

I won yesterday 19-4 I won today several more times. The fact that you were running around with weapons that produced 1 shot kills would send most people hiding seeing as you shoot at the most random shit.

And you did not own me. I kicked your ass back to whatever province you come from.

[Mortis]

Soon as I finish downloading I will pwn you, don't worry.

[apsham]

You're not out caliber n00b. I play Basha solo... and maybe Yitz.

And tommorrow night Basha, you better BELIEVE it's on. You try to take me tonight, when I tell you that I only have my laptops touch pad? Taking down the weaker man are we Basha? Camping little shit. So tomorrow, you better bring it, because I already brought, set it down on the table and opened it up biznatch.

Apple Shampoo, out motherfuckers.

[The Sultan of Swank]

Blah, Blah, Blah, Poutine, Poutine.

Are there any real competitors who want to face me?

[The Sultan of Swank]

Mortis is Defeated

In a score of 21-12.

Mortis made good use of the M79 Grenade launcher in the early goings, with it's one shot kill capacity he quickly gained an advantage.

Soon after that I threw away my desert eagles in search of a more level playing field, and found it in the Barret.

Using my awesome technique, good use of the gun(and my backup m77 LAW) I quickly disposed of Mortis and took a massive lead.

Although he made a small push at the end.

I won.

Nyah Nyah.

Next?

[Mortis]

You forgot the first rounds score was 6-5, you won by one point.

I rechallenge you~!~!

[The Sultan of Swank]

If it will make you feel better...

[apsham]

So Mortis... I see Basha got "mysteriously ejected" from a certain game that he was winning. Apparently, he kept respawning... even though I have been in that situation where one of us leaves before the other... hmm... and I or he never respawned.

SHENANIGANS~!

[Mortis]

21-21 and the game crashed when we fucking tied. I had 21-19 on my score but it said 21-21 when i rechecked. Game crashed so we'll have to do a final round of doom when Soldat isn't fucking up so much.

Edit PM your MSN Shampoo >_> I challenge you!

Edited March 2, 2005 by Mortis

[apsham]

I don't place people I am suspicious of... Mr. Mortis. I have a score to settle with the Bash first.

[Mortis]

I declare myself Undisputed Soldat champion until I'm beaten, and now I'm taking a page out of Basha's book and putting up an open challenge.

Yeah... i'm bored.

Edit: These shenaningans of which you speak are on Mr. Basha's as I was the last one to leave the game. It was still showing him on the screen too, I managed to get some quick kills and then the game 'messed up'. ::Points at Basha:: SHENANIGANS!

Edited March 2, 2005 by Mortis

[apsham]

Pfft. Play without the grenade launcher and then talk shit.

EDIT: You started the room... therefore having powers? Hmm.... also... Mr. Basha was winning.... I call for detective McKou.

Edited March 2, 2005 by Apple Shampoo

[Mortis]

Again, if you want to shut me up I encourage you to face me in Soldat Mr. Shampoo.

[The Sultan of Swank]

There's only one way to settle this...

THREE! WAY! DANCE!

[MDK]

I want in, I want in! I dont even know what this is, but I want in!

I have just downloaded and installed.