The Underdogs

[evertonfan]

Pretty good so far, but the over-abundance of exclamation marks really started to annoy me. Perhaps I'm being picky, but it did.

Oh, and "aggresivity" isn't a word. It sounds like something The Ultimate Warrior would say.

[bolleje]

EWE Nightmare V Preview

The fifth episode of Nightmare will feature a n°1 contenders match for the Tag Titles with 4 tag teams, including Akio/Suzuki and The West Hollywood Blondes!

Stone Cold Steve Austin will finally tell Scott Steiner who his opponent for Rage in a Cage will be! Who can this guy be?

Plus Kidman, Test, Charlie Haas, Kid Kash, Tyson Tomko and the other EWE superstars!

[bolleje]

EWE Nightmare V: Domination

Charlie Haas is walking through the backstage area when he bumps into Mark Jindrak. Haas says he's looking for a partner to form the new World's Greatest Tag Team so he can compete later on in the 4-way n°1 contenders tag match. Jindrak looks interested but then O'haire and Mike Sanders show up. They claim Jindrak was one of them back in WcW and he still is a natural born thriller. They are about to attack Charlie Haas when Jindrak stops them. But then he turns around and floors Haas. The Natural Born Thrillers beat him up and Jindrak leaves with O'haire and Haas, the bastard.

68% - Natural Born Thrillers are growing... and I didn't use a single exclamation mark ;-)

Kid Kash comes out hyping the $25000 match at Rage in a Cage. He challenges Kidman to a preview tonight: a $5 match! Kidman comes out and accepts! Kash laughs with him and claims Kidman probably doesn't even have 5 bucks. Kidman search for his wallet and then shouts he has been robbed! Fortunately, a fan gives him the money and the match is on!

Billy Kidman Vs Kid Kash

Kidman is furious for the stealing and he gets the early advantage. After a low blow Kash gets back in the match. They exchange some high-flying moves and then Kidman finishes it with the Shooting Star Press. After the match Kash gives him the money and makes fun of Billy saying he can finally have a decent meal tonight!

82% - Ok. Sorry, but I have to use an exclamation mark for this one: it was my best match ever! Looks like this feud is gonna rock.

Hardcore Challenge: The Sandman Vs Tyson Tomko

Tomko is out, waiting for his opponent. Then, the Sandman comes out saying he has a special challenge. He watched Nightmare the past week and says they need an urgent hardcore injection. He's here to deliver it! Tomko gets messed up with chairs, tables and a kendo stick! Offcourse, Sandman wins this one!

57% - damn... guess these fans never liked ECW.

Stone Cold Steve Austin is shown on the monitor, adressing Steiner who is in the ring. SCSA says the opponent is here and will come out in a minute. The screen goes black and... BANG, glass breaks! Out comes... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN! He says he thought about a good opponent for two weeks and claims there's only one man who can give Steiner the ass whooping he deserves: and that's himself. At Rage in a Cage it's gonna be Steiner Vs Austin in a Steel Cage!

86% - Nobody saw that coming!

Suzuki/Akio Vs Lenny/Lodi Vs Villanos Vs Jindrak and O'haire

Jindrak and O'haire replace Charlie Haas who hasn't found a partner. This match is elimination style. Suzuki and Lenny kick off things. Suzuki tags in Villano IV while Lenny makes the tag with Jindrak. He's able to pin Villano IV and the Villano's are out! Next Lodi battles with Jindrak, and then with O'haire. The tag is made to Akio who pins Lodi. Its Akio/Suzuki vs Natural Born Thrillers. In the end the reunited team of Jindrak and O'haire win it when Mark Jindrak pins Akio after the MJ Delight!

Rage in a Cage will feature Dudleyz Vs Natural Born Thrillers for the tag titles!

66% - decent, but not superb. I hope O'haire/Jindrak vs Dudleyz will be good.

Charlie Haas comes out, furious at the Natural Born Thrillers for beating him up earlier. Austin is shown on the monitor saying he saw what happened and he gives Haas a chance for revenge. In the final match of the evening it's Haas Vs Mike Sanders!

Charlie Haas Vs Mike Sanders

Not a big main-event, but hey... I can't use Steiner every time. Haas wins it cleanly but after the match he gets attacked by the other two Thrillers who then pose above his unconscious body! Guess Nightmare has become NBT Town!

72% - That's probably one of the best Mike Sanders-matches ever.

Overall rating: 71% --> Good since it's the same as last week and I almost didn't use my biggest stars like Austin, Steiner, Goldust, Test and the Dudleyz!

Current Rage in a Cage card:

Universal Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Scott Steiner (inside a steel cage!)

Tag Titles: The Dudley Boyz Vs Natural Born Thrillers (Jindrak & O'haire)

$25000 match: Kidman Vs Kash

Goldust Vs Test

[bolleje]

Breaking News! Vince McMahon retiring!

Vince McMahon, chairman of WWE, has announced he will be retiring by the end of the month! This is a huge blow for WWE, although most fans didn't like most decisions Vince made! Probably Shane McMahon will take over the company!

In other news, EWE Rage in a Cage is shaping up quiet good. Fans are especially interested in the Kid Kash vs Kidman feud and off course the Universal Championship! Expect more debuts the coming weeks as Steven Richards, Shawn Stasiak, Chris Masters, Matt Morgan and Lash Leroux are rumoured to have signed contracts!

[bolleje]

EWE Nightmare VI: Rage, not yet in a cage!

Episode 6 opens with General Manager Austin coming out adressing the fans. He says last week he saw Sandman doing a hardcore invitation. That's why the rattlesnake is seriously thinking of bringing a hardcore title in EWE. (fans cheer). But he also saw Akio, Kid Kash, Kidman, Shannon Moore and others battling it out previously on Nightmare and he also wants to bring in a cruiserweight title (fans cheer). But that ain't gonna happen. You see, two new titles is just to much! At Rage in a Cage there will be a battle royal with 5 'hardcore' guys taking on 5 cruiserweights. Whoever wins it may choose what title will be installed! And as a preview...

Spike/D-Von and Bubba Dudley Vs Villano's (III, IV & V)

Don't you just love six-man tag matches? The Dudleyz win this one cleanly when Spike pins Villano III. After the match the brothers show what hardcore means and slam all three Villano's through a table!

60% - Guess I'm the only one who likes six-man tag matches...

The three members of Natural Born Thrillers are shown and Mike Sanders talks about how last week they totally dominated Nightmare! They plan to do the exact same thing at Rage in a Cage when O'haire and Jindrak beat the Dudleyz for the tag titles!

73% - Sanders is a good talker isn't he...

Kenzo Suzuki and Akio come out, making fun of Charlie Haas for still not having found a partner. Haas comes out saying they don't know if he has one or not. Then Akio & Suzuki challenge him to a match with his partner. Offcourse, he really doesn't have one so this is a handicap match!

Akio & Kenzo Suzuki Vs Charlie Haas

Charlie Haas begins good but in the end he cannot win from both men. Kenzo Suzuki pins him. After the match Austin comes out asking Suzuki if he felt good about himself right now. Suzuki doesn't know what to say. Stone Cold books another match for Rage in a Cage: Suzuki Vs Charlie Haas! Let's see if Kenzo can handle Charlie on his own...

73% - I expect Haas Vs Suzuki to be surprisingly good!

Goldust is backstage, reading the Raw Magazine and acting like John Cena when suddenly Test attacks him! They brawl through the backstage area and then Test poses over the floored Goldust!

76% - Another fued shaping up!

Kid Kash is next as he tells fans Kidman unfortunately couldn't make it to the show tonight! Kash thinks Billy is probably doing a minor job to earn some money, like selling ice cream on the beach or washing cars. Since Kidman isn't here and Kid Kash would have liked to challenge him to a $10 match tonight, he challenges anyone in the back to this match. Shannon Moore comes out accepting the challenge!

Kid Kash Vs Shannon Moore

Kid Kash wins this one with the Money Maker. He receives the 10 bucks but then Kidman shows up and attacks him with a chair. Then, Kidman climbs on the top rope and does the shooting star press onto the chair! Guess Kidman won again!

74% - Kidman! Kidman! Kidman! Sorry..., got carried away

Scott Steiner is next saying the fans here deserve a preview of things to come at Rage in a Cage. A mini-cage is lowered and then Austin's music hits. Out comes a midget dressed as the rattlesnake and he enters the little cage. Then Steiner's music hits and a little Steiner-midget comes out. The two midgets fight inside the cage with the Steiner one obviously winning! During the match Steiner is sitting in the crowd laughing but then, SCSA shows up completely destroying Steiner. The two are held apart as the show fades!

92% - Wow... Austin Vs Steiner is going to rock!

Overall rating: 77% - Wow, that's the highest ever!

Current Rage in a Cage card:

Universal Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Scott Steiner (inside a steel cage!)

Tag Titles: The Dudley Boyz Vs Natural Born Thrillers (Jindrak & O'haire)

$25000 match: Kidman Vs Kash

Goldust Vs Test

Charlie Haas Vs Kenzo Suzuki

Battle Royal with the winner choosing the title that will be initiated! (Villano's, Akio and Shannon Moore (crusaders) Vs Dudleyz, Sandman & Tomko (Hardcore))

[manikan]

I'm definetly liking the Kidman/Kash Feud. i dont really like either, but damn that money subject is original. I'm Also Diggin' the Cruiserweight/Hardcore match. And the SCSA/BPP feud or mini feud is looking good.

I also like your quick paced layout.

Good Job.

[bolleje]

EWE Nightmare VII Preview: The Road to Rage in a Cage

Just days before Austin and Steiner will battle for the Universal Championship inside a steel cage, both men will be at Nightmare! After the brutal assault on Steiner we saw last week, one can only imagine what will happen next!

The Dudleyz are once again faced with a tough tag team as Jindrak and O'haire beat 3 other teams to earn a shot at the tag titles this Sunday! As a preview Mark Jindrak and D-Von will battle it out in singles competition this week! Both Bubba and O'haire will be banned from ringside...

Test attacked Goldust. The painted freak has promised EWE.com he will take actions this week on Nightmare!

Plus: the $20 challenge of Kid Kash and Tomko Vs Shannon Moore in a Hardcore Vs Cruiserweight confrontation!

[bolleje]

EWE Nightmare VII: The Road to Rage in a Cage

The show opens with footage of the events that happened in recent weeks between Steiner and Austin.

The Sandman comes out hyping the battle royal this sunday. He challenges any cruiserweight to a hardcore match tonight! Lenny and Lodi show up and Lodi looks like he's ready for some action (after he gets kissed by Lenny)

The Sandman Vs Lodi

Comedy match with Sandman squashing Lodi and Lenny desperately trying to help his partner. Sandman wins after a chair shot. After the match Lenny is looking at the floored body of Lodi when he gets attacked by the Sandman. He beats up both men as the crowd boos.

66% - Bad Bad Sandman

Charlie Haas is backstage talking to Billy Kidman. He says he always admired Kidman's fast style and wants him to be his tag partner. Kidman says he's got other things planned as he want to challenge Kid Kash for 20 bucks tonight. Haas says he may got a solution for both guys! After all, everybody can use a little help...

Shannon Moore Vs Tyson Tomko

Shocker in this one as little Shannon Moore is able to pin the big man. After the match Tomko is furious and attacks Shannon Moore!

62% - Well, at least people have realized now that Shannon Moore can actually win matches!

Kid Kash challenges anyone in the back for a $20-match. Kidman and Haas come out and change the challenge to a tag match. Can Kid Kash find a partner?

Jindrak Vs D-Von Dudley

Both O'haire and Bubba are banned from ringside and both are guarded by two security guards. Jindrak and D-Von battle it out in a good match until Mike Sanders shows up. He distracts the referee allowing Jindrak to nail D-Von with a chair, leading to the winning pin. Then, Sanders and Jindrak are beating up D-Von as a furious Bubba breaks lose and comes to the aid of his tag team partner. Guess the rage has just built up!

71% - Tag Team action will be good I hope...

Goldust is giving an interview: he claims this Sunday he's gonna beat Test. "At Rage in a Cage I'm gonna survive the Test!"

75% - This match needed another injection

Kidman and Haas make there way to the ring. Then, Kid Kash comes out revealing his partner to be none other than Kenzo Suzuki, the opponent of Charlie Haas this Sunday!

Kenzo Suzuki & Kid Kash Vs Billy Kidman & Charlie Haas

Good fast bout that ends with Kid Kash doing the Money Maker on Charlie Haas as Kenzo Suzuki (and Akio) beat up Billy Kidman on the outside. After the match, Suzuki and Akio hold Kidman as Kid Kash takes his wallet and collects his 20 bucks!

75% - Thanx Manikan, I will try to keep this feud alive for a while!

Stone Cold Steve Austin comes out, to give a last General Manager speech before Rage in a Cage. He bumps into a furious Steiner. The two brawl as security try to stop Steiner. With this image, episode 7 ends...

81% - Steiner Vs Austin better be good this Sunday

Overall rating: 73% --> Not bad at all!

Edited August 4, 2005 by bolleje

[bolleje]

Rage in a Cage final card + more EWE Nightmare news

The final card for Rage in a Cage:

Universal Championship: Stone Cold Steve Austin Vs Scott Steiner (inside a steel cage!)

Tag Titles: The Dudley Boyz Vs Natural Born Thrillers (Jindrak & O'haire)

$25000 match: Kidman Vs Kash

Goldust Vs Test

Charlie Haas Vs Kenzo Suzuki

Battle Royal with the winner choosing the title that will be initiated! (Villano's, Akio and Shannon Moore (crusaders) Vs Dudleyz, Sandman & Tomko (Hardcore))

Lenny, Lodi, Mike Sanders and Molly Holly are the only 4 wrestlers on the active roster that don't have a match this Sunday. Obviously this is mainly because of the battle royal.

Some bookers were apparently upset with the Sandman Vs Lodi and the Tomko Vs Shannon Moore match as they think these clashes of styles are not entertaining enough for the main show. Backstage moral is quiet low on the whole Hardcore Vs Cruiserweight storyline.

[bolleje]

SPOILERS for Rage in a Cage!

Several sources report Rick Steiner to be attending Rage in a Cage tonight! This probably means Rick will interfere the main-event helping Scott Steiner retain his title!

EWE recently signed some young cruiserweights and it is expected a cruiserweight will win the battle royal this Sunday!

Edited August 4, 2005 by bolleje

[bolleje]

EWE Rage in a Cage

Dark match: Molly Holly d/ Lodi

(72% wow, I thought this was going to suck big time)

The show opens with video footage of Steiner becoming Universal Champion and Austin becoming the new general manager. Then, recent actions are shown to hype up tonight's main event!

80% - Good but Austin is losing overness by feuding with Steiner...

First match of the evening is the cruiserweight Vs hardcore battle royal. The winner gets to choose the title that SCSA will initiate on Nightmare! He also gets a title shot for that title!

Battle Royal: Tomko Vs Spike Vs D-Von Vs Bubba Vs Sandman Vs Shannon Moore Vs Akio Vs Villano III vs Villano IV vs Villano V

The Dudleyz are united here as they work on the cruiserweights. Villano III is the first victim as he gets eliminated by D-Von. His brother V is eliminated too, by Spike Dudley! Then Bubba wants to eliminate Villano IV but accidentily hits Spike Dudley who falls out of the ring for the elimination. Spike looks really dissappointed! Villano IV is next as he gets eliminated by Tyson Tomko. The hardcore guys are using their weight advantage here! It's just Akio and Moore for Cruiserweights! They work united in a somewhat strange cooperation and are able to eliminate both Tomko and the Sandman! Then both Dudleyz eliminate Shannon Moore. Akio has to fight both Dudleyz now. Although he's able to eliminate Bubba, he is pinned by D-von who wins this battle royal. This week on Nightmare he gets a hardcore title shot!

61% - Too bad.

Interview Goldust. He says he's ready to slam Test right through the ring tonight!

85% - Goldust is soooo funny.

Charlie Haas Vs Kenzo Suzuki

Before the match Suzuki laughs with Haas for still not having found a partner. A furious Haas beats Kenzo in this technical match.

80% - As expected this was good!

Tag Team Titles: Dudleyz Vs Jindrak & O'haire

D-Von already won the battle royal tonight! Celebration for the Dudleyz continues as they defeat Jindrak & O'haire even with the interference of Mike Sanders. After the match, D-Von & Bubba celebrate with the fans as they are still the tag team champions!

83% - Best Match Ever (in EWE) - Dudleyz are gold!

Test Vs Goldust

Test and Goldust continue their feud. I have to find something new here as it gets boring! Goldust wins it with a bulldog!

80% - The whole PPV is getting good!

Charlie Haas is backstage, wishing Kidman good luck. Kidman says he will need it because if he loses, he's in big trouble!

$25000-match: Billy Kidman vs Kid Kash

Fast-paced action and both men give everything they can. In the end, Kidman climbs up the top rope for the shooting star press when Kid Kash moves. Kidman hurts himself and Kash is able to cover him for the win! After the match, Kidman is forced to pay Kid Kash 25000 bucks.

84% - Damn... Kidman in trouble! This was my best match so far!

The cage lowers and out come Stone Cold Steve Austin and Universal Champion Scott Steiner...

Universal Championship: Scott Steiner vs Steve Austin (steel cage)

Big brawl inside the cage. Steve Austin is getting the upperhand and it looks like we'll have a new champion. He slams Steiner onto the cage and waits for him to get up for the Stunner. Steiner gets up, Austin goes for the stunner and hits it! All he has to do now is pin Steiner. But he doesn't get up. What's wrong? Austin is unconscious! Steiner puts his arm on the lifeless body and pins Austin to retain the Universal Champion. The replay of the stunner shows Austin falling on his already injured neck!

85% - And yet another best match ever! Steiner still champ.

Overall Rating: 80% - Fantastic!

[JStarr]

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