Extreme Championship Wrestling 2006

[LUKIE]

With only 2 weeks to go, Extreme TV comes live to your homes, from the Taylor Arena. Last week, Mike Awesome invaded ECW yet again, and upset everyone in ECW Management and the locker room, when he attacked Rob Van Dam, and defeated him for his newly crowned, ECW Television Title. Awesome then vowed to appear at every Extreme TV show, to defend his title. Who will be the first challenger, as most people in the locker room will be out to get the traitor.

Also this week, Kurt Angle and his Team Angle will face off against Masato Tanaka and the Insane Luchadores, in six man action, after the disparaging comments were made by Kurt Angle last week.

Finally, the President of ECW, President Kennedy, steps into the ring, as he goes one on one, with the Homicidal, Suicidal, Genodical, Sabu.

[LUKIE]

ECW 07/11/06

'Extreme TV'

Taylor Arena drawing 1852

We come live to the arena, as we notice around ringside, and the crowd, Team Angle brawling with the Insane Luchadores and Masato Tanaka. Joey Styles is telling the fans at home, that Tanaka and the Luchadores came out prematurely, and were attacked by Team Angle, starting the match before the show even came on live.

Match 1: 'Mr. Olympic' Kurt Angle, 'Mr. Amateur' Charlie Haas & 'Mr. Wrestling' Nick Dinsmore (w/ Stevie Richards) Vs Masato Tanaka, Super Crazy & Psichosis

Angle is beating on Tanaka on the outside, as the other two of each team brawled through the crowd. Tanaka was able to hit some elbows on Angle, before sending him hard into the guardrail. Tanaka then charged at him with a Jumping Elbow, knocking both men over the railing, and at the feet of the crowd. Psichosis and Haas then brawled back over the railing and into the ring. Haas climbed on the back of Psichosis and was throwing forearms at his face, before ramming him face first into the mat. Haas then came off the ropes with an elbow drop and covered...1...2... Kickout. Crazy and Dinsmore were back at ringside aswell as Tanaka and Angle, as the match slowed down a bit. Haas continued to work over the back of Psichosis, dropping knees, and pulling back on his head in a camel clutch. Once again, Haas showed his anger as he crossfaced Psichosis with hard shots. He then lifted him up, and dropped him down with a backdrop suplex. Haas then dragged Psichosis over to the corner, and tagged in Dinsmore. Dinsmore dropped a knee down, and then sent Psichosis off the ropes, catching him with a Jumping Knee. Dinsmore then picked up Psichosis, and hit him with a bodyslam, before heading up top. This proved to be a bad move, as Super Crazy rushed over, and grabbed the leg of Dinsmore. Angle then ran over and tackled Crazy off the apron, but it was enough of a distraction for Psichosis to head up top, and hit an top rope frankensteiner. Tanaka then came in, as did Haas, the two men exchanging elbows before Haas came off the ropes and ran straight into a Lariat. Tanaka picked up Haas, and placed him in the corner, before hitting him with a Tornado DDT! Tanaka then pulled off his elbow pad, and waited for Haas to rise up, before going for the Roaring Elbow, but Haas ducked it, and grabbed Tanaka, GERMAN SUPLEX! Tanaka was up, and hit the Roaring Elbow on Haas...1...2...3! MATCH IS OVER! The ring announcer claims 14:36, but we only witnessed the last 8-10 minutes.

[Rating: B-]

>Opening Credits<

We return after the much delayed opening credits, to find Noble and Kash outside the arena. They were digging through a garbage can, chained up together, as usual, eating from it. Styles and Taz showed their disgust as we returned the arena.

Some Royalty-style music hit the speakers, as a tall and well built man stepped out towards the ring. Joey Styles made an introduction of the man to the fans at home. He is a Swedish independant wrestler, having proven to be the top of the Europeans. He is tall, rich and handsome, CLAUDIO CASTAGNOLI! Claudio walked his way down to the ring, several people in attendance knowing who he is from his independant work. The tall man entered the ring, in a nice suit, and took the microphone. He introduced himself as Lord Claudio, the richest Swede in History. He said he was here to prove the European Union knows how to train its wrestlers, and wanted any man, in the back, in the crowd, in the arena, in the next 4 blocks, he doesn't care. But he wants someone to prove his abilities against.

AND HE GOT SOMEONE! The ECW Television Champion, Mike Awesome appeared as he climbed over the guardrail and climbed to the apron, decked out in street clothes as usual. The two tall men stared at one another, as Awesome entered the ring, and Claudio attacked him. We have the first match of Claudio Castagnoli in ECW and its for the Television Title!

Match 2: ECW Television Title

ECW Television Champion, Mike Awesome Vs 'Lord' Claudio Castagnoli

Claudio hit some forearms to the back of Awesome, before hitting him with a European Uppercut, a move he has perfected to a point, much like Tanaka's elbows. Claudio then sent Awesome off the ropes, and went for a Running European Uppercut, but Awesome ducked under it, and came back with a vicious lariat, nearly decapitating the Lord. Awesome then grabbed Claudio, and threw him outside. He then went to the opposite side, near the entrance, and pulled a table from under the ring. He set it up on the outside, before grabbing a chair from under the ring. He slid into the ring, but Claudio was waiting, and stomped down on Awesome. He then came off the ropes again, but Awesome showed some immense power, hitting an overhead Belly to Belly. He then grabbed the chair, and waited for claudio to get up, smashing it over his back twice. Awesome then picked up Claudio, and dropped him with an Awesome Bomb, before heading up top. He came off with the Awesome Splash...1...2...3! Match is over in 4 minutes! Awesome proved to be just that, Awesome.

[Rating C+]

Awesome then pulled Castagnoli out to the apron, and went to Awesome Bomb him down, but Tommy Dreamer ran down. Awesome jumped down from the apron, and met Dreamer face to face. Dreamer attacked him with punches, battling him towards the ring, but Awesome retaliated. Soon enough, Awesome had the upperhand, and hit an Awesome Bomb on Dreamer through the table on the outside. Awesome then took his belt, and hightailed it through the crowd, disappearing.

>Advert Break<

We return backstage to see CW Anderson in his locker room. He looks at the camera, and asks what the hell he is doing in there? The camerman just stands there, as CW says that right now, he needs to make someone hurt, but it seems Awesome got ahead of him, and hurt Dreamer. CW says he doesn't care, as he will end the career of Dreamer, which will gain him animosity in ECW, and then he will end the career of Mick Foley. CW Anderson then got in the face of the cameraman, swearing his head off, showing his anger at everything in ECW right now, saying his rightful place was at the top in the WWE.

CW Anderson then looked at the doorway to the lockerroom, as the camera panned up, to see the monster of a man, President Kennedy.

'Just in case you don't remember who I am...'

'For God's sake, we know who you are, now what the fuck do you want?'

Kennedy said that dis-respecting the ECW President is not a good idea, as he can end the career of anyone with a click of his fingers. He told CW Anderson that he has a match at Cyberslam now. He has a match against President Kennedy! The fans actually cared aswell, as Kennedy has been solidly getting over during his ECW Tenure, as he places a face and heel role well. Anderson asked Kennedy, that if he wins, what benefits does he get? Kennedy said that he might allow him to choose an opponent, in any match he desires, for a special Extreme TV Event. CW Anderson nods his head, as Kennedy tells Anderson he has to get ready for Sabu. Anderson looks away as he smiles, checking out the mirror. Kennedy then shows his face in the mirror. 'Kennedy'

>Advert Break<

We return to the ringside area, as Joey Styles is screaming to get a camera backstage. We flip to several different placed cameras, before we are taken to a camera running down a hallway, before entering the locker of LadieLovers.com. We see the Sandman swinging a singapore cane around; Candice Michelle cowering in the corner with some other ladies, while Nova, Doring and Chetti are trying to get to Sandman. They finally are able to take him down, laying into him, before dragging him out of the lockerroom. They then lock the door, as Sandman is heard banging on the door. Michelle then gets up, as if nothing happened, and tells the girls to go about their business with her men.

Back to the ringside area... 'PPPPRRREEEESSSSIIIDDDEEEENNNNTTTT KKKKEEEENNNEEEEDDDDYYYY'. President Kennedy walks down to the ring, as the fans chant Kennedy, showing that the man is now 'E.C.DUB'. Kennedy entered the ring, before Team Titan all headed out to the ring. The four of them, surrounding the ring, before Sabu entered.

Match 3: President Kennedy Vs Sabu

Kennedy, a behemoth of a man, was ready for Sabu, as he slid in, and the two men locked up in the middle of the ring. What he wasn't ready for, was Edge and Foley sliding in straight away, attacking Kennedy from behind. Kennedy hadn't made a lot of friends in his ECW tenure, thus far, but Team Titan certainly has a lot of enemies, as Rob Van Dam ran down to the ring! RVD slid into the ring with a chair, and chased off Team Titan, before going out after them. A brawl erupted on the outside, as Sabu controlled the match on the inside of the ring. Sabu sent Kennedy off the ropes, catching him with a basement dropkick, and then a springboard Leg Lariat for a cover...1...2... Kickout. On the outside, Foley and Edge had control of RVD, beating him down to the floor, as Foley strangled him. Edge grabbed a chair, and climbed to the apron, passing it to Sabu. Sabu dropkicked the chair into the face of Kennedy, before heading up top with it. This was a bad move, as Kennedy regained, and clambered up top, looking for the JFK early on, but Sabu knocked him off, and then threw the chair at the back of the head of Kennedy. Sabu then leapt off with a Dropkick, knocking Kennedy to the outside. On the outside, Edge assaulted Kennedy, as Sabu setup a table, pushing the guardrail back, to give him some room. Edge then pummelled Kennedy, placing him on the table, as Sabu setup a chair in the ring. He then proceeded to come off the ropes, leap off the chair to the top rope, and then went for a Senton, but Kennedy rolled off the table, and Sabu crashed through it. RVD fought off Foley, and hit him with a Jumping Kick, as Edge continued to pummell on Kennedy. Amy Dumas had a singapore cane, and went to hit RVD with it, but RVD grabbed it, then just pushed Dumas down. As RVD turned, Edge speared him hard, before rolling Kennedy in the ring. Tommy Dreamer then ran out from the back and into the ring, calling in Edge. Edge smiled, and slid into the ring. Dreamer attacked him, but Edge ducked under the attempt, and came off the ropes, and went for a spear, but Dreamer moved out of the way, and Edge fell through the ropes. Sabu then rolled into the ring, as Dreamer exited, and grabbed Amy Dumas. He yelled out, 'this is R Rated!' and gave Dumas a massive kiss, before shoving her face into his crotch. In the ring, Sabu picked up Kennedy, and sent him off the ropes, but Kennedy just powered through Sabu. Kennedy then called for the finish, and press slammed Sabu. He then set him up on the corner, and went for the JFK, but Sabu blocked it, and then hit a Spinning Frankensteiner off the top. Foley threw a chair at Sabu, who leapt to the top with it, and came off with the Arabian Facebuster...1...2...3! Sabu defeats the President in 12:46!

[Rating B]

Foley grabbed Sabu, as the lights went out in the arena. The fans were expecting someone to show, but as they came on, Team Titan were gone from ringside. RVD and Dreamer helped up President Kennedy, who shrugged them off, heading to the back on his own accord.

We then went up to the announcers booth, as Joey Styles and Tazz mentioned that ECW.com presents Cyberslam in only 2 weeks!

Joey Styles then ran down the full card:

- Rob Van Dams Opening Match Challenge

- ECW World Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1: Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten Vs Kid Kash & Jamie Noble

- ECW World Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1: Super Nova & Danny Doring Vs Little Guido & Tony Mamaluke

- ECW World Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1: Super Crazy & Psichosis Vs Charlie Haas & Nick Dinsmore

- ECW World Tag Team Title Tournament Round 1: Tommy Dreamer & The Sandman Vs Mick Foley & Sabu

- President Kennedy Vs CW Anderson

- No. 1 Contender Match for the ECW World Heavyweight Title: 'Mr. Olympic' Kurt Angle Vs 'The Rated R Superstar' Edge

ECW Extreme TV then went off the air.

[JStarr]

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