'Torn' by Johan Lippowitz

[Liam]

It's old, I'm sure most of you would have seen it, but fuck it, I find it funny and I just re-discovered it.

From the Secret Policeman's Ball in 2006, I believe.

[Nerf]

The first one I ever saw of that a few years ago... the proper bad quality one that's only a minute and fifteen seconds long... that will always be the best. It was beautiful from start to finish, especially "there's just so many things." I'm gutted to see that they've drawn it out into new songs and stuff, because it doesn't really do it as much justice as the original I saw.

[Liam]

I think the Policeman's Ball one was the ultimate realisation of it. What with the singing, and Imbruglia joining in for the last chorus.

But the other songs aren't as good.

[Nerf]

Yeah, when Imbruglia joined in it was awesome, but that was really the only part that made me laugh. I dunno, the other one that I'm talking about just seemed completely perfect.