Frankenstein players

[MDK]

I couldn't think of a good title so I went with that. Pick two athletes (or more) and mash them together to create something amazing... or something horrific.

N'golo Kante and Claude Makelele. Even with just one of these players in your team its basically like having an extra man in midfield, imagine having a mashup of the two of them? You could send the rest of the midfield out and tell them to just chill and play cards or something. You could put this player on a treadmill hooked up to a generator and keep the UK powered for a decade.

Diego Maradona and Leo Messi. Why would you bother even showing up to the game if you were the guy that had to mark this player? It wouldn't make a difference if you were there or not, there is no way you are getting near this player. Also basically a cartel crime lord. Drugs and tax evasion.

Adebayo Akinfenwa and Peter Crouch. Mix the strength of 'fenwa and the stupid, ganglyness of that lanky streak of piss Crouchino and you would have a monster befitting of my title. He'd probably end up in WWE anyway. Basically what I'm saying is imagine if Akinfenwa was 6'7. Wowza.

Ryan Giggs and John Terry. Lock up your wives. This guy would fuck a ham sandwich if it looked at him.

I cant really comment on other sports since I know fuck all about anything other than football, but I will have a go.

Tony Hawk and Michael Jordan. Levitation machine.

Oscar Pistorius and O.J. Simpson. A killer athlete. 

Akebono and Usain Bolt. Just the thought of a really fat guy being able to run 100m in 9 seconds.

[GhostMachine]

Well, to make a true `Frankenstein' player, I'm going to merge two dead baseball players:

Ted Williams and Tony Gwynn - would break the records for batting average and most intentional walks received. No sane pitcher would throw anything but balls his way, even if it means walking in a run.

Peyton Manning and Usain Bolt - `Omaha' mean he's going to catch his own touchdown pass.

John McEnroe and Tito Ortiz - Twice the bitching and whining, with the sideline judge being knocked out. 

 

[MDK]

22 minutes ago, GhostMachine said:

Peyton Manning and Usain Bolt - `Omaha' mean he's going to catch his own touchdown pass.

Hah, that reminds me of David Beckham in the England vs Greece match, it felt like he was the only one bothered and he was on the end of all his own crosses. 

Does make me wonder if Bolt could actually get on the end of his own pass. He probably could.

[stokeriño]

Marouane Fellaini and David Luiz. Just a giant writhing ball of hair and elbows.

[MDK]

Just now, stokeriño said:

Marouane Fellaini and David Luiz. Just a giant writhing ball of hair and elbows.

I didnt think of Barnets. 

Rudi Voller, Carlos Valderrama and Rene Higuita. The player with the worst scarecut ever.

[Gazz]

Danny Simpson and Paul Dummett. The perfect full back.

[DavidMarrio]

Crouch and Messi

Could you imagine some lanky giant bean pole having the skillset of the best player in the world? It'd be just this giant blur dribbling through everyone. 

Anderson Silva and Fellaini 

Death by elbows. 

[MDK]

26 minutes ago, Davidmarrio said:

Crouch and Messi

Could you imagine some lanky giant bean pole having the skillset of the best player in the world? It'd be just this giant blur dribbling through everyone. 

Every player in Pro Clubs on FIFA.

[DavidMarrio]

4 minutes ago, MDK said:

Every player in Pro Clubs on FIFA.

Just need a blue afro, set of gloves and to have a face that looks like it's been hit with a shovel.