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Scruffy The Janitor

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  1. Tekken Fanboys. How can people say it has a good gameplay engine? They all play like shit. I'd rather play Mortal Kombat: Advance.

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    You've got to be shitting me. You think the mortal combat games are better than the tekken games? Thats laughable. The tekken games are actually much more techinical and complex and deeper then any and all of the Mortal Kombat games. Let me guess, you're just in it for the blood and gore right?

    Only someone who knows jack shit about tekken would even say that its gameplay engine is crap.

    I can actually back up my arguement if you'd like.

    For the love of God, no no no no no.

    I hate it when people fucking say that. That's what the haters see when they look at MK. It has solid gameplay, superb audio soundtrack, interesting characters (mainly the early ones), and an engaging storyline.

    The violence isn't even one of 5 favorite things in MK.

    MK's gameplay is ok at best. It's usually full of so much cheese and lacks real depth in its system. Ground game? Nope, juggles? very very limited.

    Throws? No where near as good as tekkens or VFs. Tech traps? Nonexistant (as far as I remember there is no tech rolling in MK games, last one I played was DA or the one after that).

    The AI is just flat out bad. MK AI has always been a perfect example of If-then-else programming.

    When it comes to pure depth in how well the fighting system is designed, MK doesn't deserve to be even mentioned in the same breath as tekken.

  2. No, blue ray is useless because there's just no point to having 50GB worth of space when no game can possibly even come close to that amount. Maybe if somebody started working on a game now, with around several hundred hours of gameplay, including several full length movies thrown in, to be released only after the PS4 comes out...you still won't fill that much space up.

    Consider then, the average game, and you realize that you're paying a whole lot of cash for a bunch of unused space.

  3. A couple of months ago, I was watching TSN (Canada's version of ESPN, complete with SportsCentre) and I was shocked to see professional wrestling on the channel. :o I mean, seriously: at least dominoes, chess, Japanese Viking Challenge and the once-ubiquitous spelling bees are actual competitions. If you really think about it, So You Think You Can Dance deserves to be on ESPN more than pro wrestling, as it is both a competition and display of athletics, as opposed to simply being a choreographed athletic display.

    Gymnastics is a choreographed athletic display, and thats a sport. Ahhhh.......

  4. Well I couldn't be fucked going to work today, and I had been been drinking heavily last night, so I decided to call up sick. (Gotta love being the first one to work, so when you call up you leave your message on the answering machine, instead of actually having to talk to anyone).

    Anyways I was going through our PVR and had noticed that my flatmate had recorded something off ESPN. I was bored, so I thought why-not see what the fuck it was........and It was the glorious sport of .........Dominos. I mean what the hell? I know it's a strategic game, and one loved by nerds......but It's not a sport. Why the fuck was Domino's doing on sport channel.

    Anyways needless to say, I thought fuck it, went out and had a cone and watched some interesting games of dominos. It is particually interesting stoned. I'm also going to have to ask my flatmate why he recorded dominos of all things on the PVR.

    Anyways what other sports gems have you guys found on ESPN? It seems daytime ESPN watching is full of the weirdest 'sports' known to man.

    (Note: This was filmed on ESPN International, as thats the feed we get here in NZ)

  5. Half Life 2 didn't have a game? Fuck, I'd even put Far Cry above Medal of Honor or Battlefield, which are two of the shittiest FPS out there.

    I probably wasn't too clear, I was giving Half-Life 2 as an example of a game that DID have good gameplay. I loved it.

    I do have to concede to the KotoR thing though, yeah.. that wasn't an FPS :shifty:

    Morrowind was a million times more of an a RPG than Oblivion. I like both, and Morrowind was a First Person RPG, while Oblivion was just a hack and slash game with leveling up.
  6. The Raconteurs "Broken Boy Soldiers". I didn't really like it the first time I heard it, it semed like a let-down. Coming back to it about a month or two later I loved it. I was constantly playing it and couldn't get enough, not sure why. And Prize Fighter Inferno gets a bit better with each listen, granted its not on the level of Coheed, but who ever said it would be.
  7. Must it be fiction? Can an entire series of books count?

    It doesn't need to be fiction, an entire series is a grey area, though, admittedly, and I don't think I'll allow it. If someone *has* voted an entire series, I'll check if anyone else has voted for a specific book from said series and just add it in as another vote for that, I suppose. My reasoning for that is someone could vote for something like the Discworld series, which is a huge amount of books, and they're not at all representative of one another, if you get my meaning.

  8. 01) Bram Stoker - Dracula

    02) J.R. Tokien - Lord Of The Rings: The Fellowship Of The Ring

    03) Mick Foley - Have A Nice Day

    04) Anne Rice - Interview With The Vampire

    05) George Orwells - 1984

    06) Sir Arthur Conan Doyle - The Hound of The Baskervilles

    07) Agatha Christie - Murder on the Orient Express

    08) Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

    09) George Orwell - Animal Farm

    10) Mick Foley - Foley Is Good

  9. using my other list....Ranking them and getting rid off 5 is going to be fun.

    01) Buffy The Vampire Slayer

    02) Angel

    03) Dr. Who

    04) House

    05) Red Dwarf

    06) Babylon 5

    07) Star Trek; The Next Generation

    08) The Simpsons

    09) Saved By The Bell (original series)

    10) MASH

  10. There only ones with One Vote

    I see the way he's doing it but damn its confusing.

    Well when there's (example) 100 shows with 1 vote each, 50 shows with 2 votes each, 25 shows with 3 votes each, 15 shows with 4 votes each, 10 shows with 5 votes each, 4 shows with 6 votes each, 4 shows with 8 votes each and 1 show with 10 votes, it's kinda hard to do a "Top (Insert # Here) List", since #'s 2,3,4,5 all have same # of votes.

  11. Well this will be interesting (although this has only been confirmed by a tabloid yet, and quite a few people are questioning its legitimacy)

    SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video.

    Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION.

    A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world.

    One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it."

    And the News of the World can also reveal that Britney slapped divorce papers on Federline—who had already been linked with hookers—after she caught him in a bedroom with another woman. .......

    SEE FULL ARTICLE AT: http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_page.../showbiz1.shtml

  12. Two Metallica tracks in the top 3.....expected at EWB. I was suprised when I worked it all out that a Metallica album didn't take out number 1. EWB are Metallica fanboys....myself included.

    For those keeping track at home this is the full list:

    23rd= The Beach Boys' Pet Sounds

    23rd= The Beatles' Sgt Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band

    23rd= Nirvana's In Utero

    21st= Blur's Parklife

    21st= Smashing Pumpkin's Siamese Dream

    18th= Led Zeppelin's Led Zeppelin IV

    18th= Metallica's S&M

    18th= Nas's Illmatic

    17th Tool's Ænima

    15th= Jeff Buckley's Grace

    15th= Pearl Jam's Ten

    14th The Beastie Boys' Hello Nasty

    13th The Beatles' The Beatles (The White Album)

    12th The Notorious B.I.G.'s Ready To Die

    11th Rage Against The Machine's Rage Against The Machine

    09th= Nine Inch Nail's The Downward Spiral

    09th= The Velvet Underground's The Velvet Underground & Nico

    08th Alice In Chain's Dirt

    07th The Beatles' Abbey Road

    06th Nirvana's Nevermind

    04th= The Beatles' Revolver

    04th= Jamiroquai's Travelling Without Moving

    03rd Metallica's Master Of Puppets

    02nd Metallica's Metallica (The Black Album)

    01st Guns N' Roses' Appetite For Destruction

  13. AND THE FINAL THREE:

    3rd

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    Metallica's Master of Puppets

    When it was released, Master of Puppets provided many metal fans with an alternate image to the commercially visible pop metal sounds of the era (Poison, Mötley Crüe, and Quiet Riot) - it sold over half a million copies at its time of release without any major video/radio airplay. The album is often credited for innovating thrash metal, while also frequently being tagged by critics as 'one of the most influential heavy metal albums of all time.'

    The band's line-up during the album's recording was James Hetfield (vocals, guitar), Lars Ulrich (drums), Kirk Hammett (lead guitar), and the late Cliff Burton (bass). The album is remembered in part due to the death of Burton shortly after the release of the album in a bus accident while supporting it on the Damage Inc. Tour.

    With Master Of Puppets, Metallica innovated the thrash metal scene by adding a high level of complexity to the songs, melodic sounds (most notably in Battery, Master Of Puppets and Orion) that showed some similarities with power metal and progressive metal, playing an important role for the later post-thrash creation.

    2nd

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    Metallica's Metallica

    (The Black Album)

    The Black Album was a controversial album amongst fans of the band. While the album and the band were critically and commercially praised, some fans expressed disappointment and even outrage at the new direction taken by Metallica. Gone, for the most part, were the faster staccato riffs during verses and throaty screaming found on the first four albums. The Black Album presented a more radio-friendly, commercially accessible Metallica, evidenced by the ballad "Nothing Else Matters". Moreover, following the success of "One," the breakaway single from their ...And Justice For All album, five videos were released from the Black Album. ("Enter Sandman", "Nothing Else Matters", "Sad But True", "Wherever I May Roam" and "The Unforgiven").

    The Black Album stands as a dividing point for Metallica fans. Its supporters claim that it is still a "heavy" album. Songs as "Holier Than Thou", "Through The Never", and "The Struggle Within" and showing Metallica still had elements of the 'thrash' genre's strict limitations on what is "metal" and what is not. On the other hand, detractors pointed at the ballads "Nothing Else Matters" and "The Unforgiven" as signs that Metallica were more interested in commercial gain, than they were in catering exclusively to their original underground fan base.

    The lyrics of the Black Album were much more personal and introspective in nature (from the singer and lyricist James Hetfield - a trait that would continue on subsequent Metallica albums). For example, "The God That Failed" dealt with his mother's death from cancer and her Christian Science beliefs which kept her from seeking medical treatment. "Nothing Else Matters" expresses the connection he felt with his soulmate while out on the road. The album also ended Metallica's tradition of including a lengthy instrumental track on each album.

    When the song "Enter Sandman" was ranked by VH1 as one of the greatest metal songs of all time, Anthrax guitarist Scott Ian criticized people who claimed Metallica sold out by saying, "Why? Just because 10 million people went out and bought this record?"

    1st

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    Guns N' Roses' Appetite For Destruction

    Appetite for Destruction was rock and roll band Guns N' Roses' debut album. Beginning with the hit "Welcome to the Jungle", Appetite for Destruction combined elements of metal, punk rock, blues and classic, anthemic choruses. The album was a #1 American hit and worldwide sales exceeded 25 million. It is an RIAA Certified Diamond Album.

    While the songwriting credits are indiscriminately credited to all five band members, many of the songs were solo tracks that individual band members wrote in the pre-GNR era. These songs include "It's So Easy" and "Nightrain" (McKagan), "Mr. Brownstone", "Anything Goes" and "Think About You" (Stradlin). "Rocket Queen" and "Paradise City" were unfinished Rose/McKagan and Rose/Stradlin demos respectively that the band fleshed out in its early days.

    Other songs on the album reflect the band's reaction to the debauchery of the L.A. rock and roll underground, such as "Welcome to the Jungle" (ironically, Axl Rose wrote the lyrics while in Seattle) and "Out Ta Get Me", as well their assorted female companions, reflected in the songs "Sweet Child O' Mine", "My Michelle", and "You're Crazy."

    The album is among the best selling albums in history; at least 15 million copies were sold in United States alone. However, one year after it was released in 1987, the album had sold only 500,000 copies. MTV refused to play any Guns N' Roses videos because of the album's original cover. Based on the Robert Williams painting Appetite for Destruction, it depicted a robot rapist about to be punished by a toothy metal avenger. The band compromised and put the original cover art inside, replacing it with a cover depicting a cross and skulls of the five band members (Rose has this design tattooed on his right forearm), somewhat like Grateful Dead album artwork. This compromise was not good enough for MTV, and the network continued the video ban. Finally, David Geffen, then- president of Geffen Records called MTV and begged them to play the Welcome to the Jungle video. MTV agreed to play it once, at 2 o'clock in the morning. The song became MTV's #1 most requested song in 24 hours.

    In 2001, Q magazine named Appetite for Destruction as one of the 50 Heaviest Albums Of All Time. In 2003, the TV network, VH1, named Appetite for Destruction the 42nd greatest album of all time. Rolling Stone ranked it at #61 on their list of the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time.

    The text was modified from Wikipedia entrys.

    Also notice, The first post because an album was left out by accident.....No one commented that there were only 24 albums... :P

  14. The third lot of the list:

    9th Equal

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    Nine Inch Nail's The Downward Spiral

    9th Equal

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    The Velvet Underground's The Velvet Underground & Nico

    8th

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    Alice In Chain's Dirt

    7th

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    The Beatles' Abbey Road

    6th

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    Nirvana's Nevermind

    4th Equal

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    The Beatles' Revolver

    4th Equal

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    Jamiroquai's Travelling Without Moving

    Final Three coming, probably tommorow.

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