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  1. Yes but still funnier than Cathleen or Tammy.

    BLASPHAMY!!!!

    Cathleen is the best. You could tell she has been doing it for a while. She never screwed up words or hesitated or anything like that. And she was actully funny.

    Tammy is a close 2nd. She too is funny, but I don't like that fake laugh she gives out after some jokes. No one should laugh at their own jokes. It's just stupid.

    Gary sucked. He isn't funny, he was hesitating over some of his words and it seemed that he almost forgot his material.

    I'm not saying Jay London isn't funny, most of his play's on words were pretty clever. But I mean if that's ALL you do...

    IMO:

    1st: Cathleen

    2nd: Tammy

    3rd: Alonzo

    4th: John

    5th: Jay

    6th: John

  2. I could of posted this in the Last Comic Standing 2 topic but the last post was in early July so screw it.

    The final three are:

    ALONZO BODDEN

    GARY GULMAN

    JOHN HEFFRON

    Gary and John should have not gotten in. It should be Cathleen and Tammy in their places, and then with Tammy or Cathleen taking the whole thing.

    Gary is crap. He is not funny at all. Tammy should have been here instead.

    John is good, Cathleen was better though. But if John wins, it's ok.

    Alonzo is good too. If he wins, it will also be ok.

    The bottom line is that if John or Alonzo wins, it'll be fine.

  3. KOMODO vs. NYJETFAN86

    Battle Log:

    Battle Mode: Ruby/Sapphire

    Komodo3000 vs NYJetFan86.  Begin!

    Komodo3000 sent out Poliwrath (Lv.100 Poliwrath)!

    NYJetFan86 sent out Raichu (Lv.100 Raichu)!

    Komodo3000: crap

    Begin Turn #1

    Komodo3000 withdrew Poliwrath!

    Komodo3000 sent out Dragonite (Lv.100 Dragonite)!

    ---------------------------------

    Raichu used Thunder!

    (125 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Dragonite's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #1

    Komodo3000's Dragonite: 240 HP

    NYJetFan86's Raichu: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #2

    Raichu used Surf!

    (68 damage)

    A critical hit!

    It's not very effective...

    ---------------------------------

    Dragonite used Dragon Rage!

    (14% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Raichu's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Dragonite's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #2

    Komodo3000's Dragonite: 193 HP

    NYJetFan86's Raichu: 92% HP

    Begin Turn #3

    Raichu used Mega Kick!

    (176 damage)

    A critical hit!

    ---------------------------------

    Dragonite used Dragonbreath!

    (30% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Raichu's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Dragonite's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #3

    Komodo3000's Dragonite: 38 HP

    NYJetFan86's Raichu: 68% HP

    Begin Turn #4

    Raichu used Frustration!

    (38 damage)

    Dragonite fainted!

    Komodo3000 sent out Magmar (Lv.100 Magmar)!

    ---------------------------------

    Raichu's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #4

    Komodo3000's Magmar: 292 HP

    NYJetFan86's Raichu: 74% HP

    Begin Turn #5

    Raichu used Surf!

    (159 damage)

    It's super effective!

    ---------------------------------

    Magmar used Fire Blast!

    (62% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Raichu's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Magmar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #5

    Komodo3000's Magmar: 151 HP

    NYJetFan86's Raichu: 18% HP

    Begin Turn #6

    Raichu used Surf!

    (145 damage)

    It's super effective!

    ---------------------------------

    Magmar used Flamethrower!

    (19% damage)

    Raichu fainted!

    NYJetFan86 sent out Lapras (Lv.100 Lapras)!

    ---------------------------------

    Magmar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #6

    Komodo3000's Magmar: 24 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #7

    Komodo3000 withdrew Magmar!

    Komodo3000 sent out Electabuzz (Lv.100 Electabuzz)!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Hydro Pump!

    (148 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Electabuzz's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #7

    Komodo3000's Electabuzz: 162 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #8

    NYJetFan86 withdrew Lapras!

    NYJetFan86 sent out Snorlax (Lv.100 Snorlax)!

    ---------------------------------

    Electabuzz used Thunder!

    Electabuzz's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Electabuzz's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #8

    Komodo3000's Electabuzz: 180 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #9

    Electabuzz used Thunderbolt!

    (38% damage)

    A critical hit!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax used Ice Beam!

    (65 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Electabuzz's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #9

    Komodo3000's Electabuzz: 133 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 68% HP

    Begin Turn #10

    Electabuzz used Thunderpunch!

    (17% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax used Hyper Beam!

    (133 damage)

    A critical hit!

    Electabuzz fainted!

    Komodo3000 sent out Lickitung (Lv.100 Lickitung)!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #10

    Komodo3000's Lickitung: 342 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 57% HP

    Begin Turn #11

    Lickitung is tightening its focus!

    Snorlax must recharge!

    ---------------------------------

    Lickitung used Focus Punch!

    (42% damage)

    It's super effective!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #11

    Komodo3000's Lickitung: 342 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 21% HP

    Komodo3000: ???

    Begin Turn #12

    Lickitung used Earthquake!

    (14% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax used Mega Kick!

    (194 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Lickitung's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #12

    Komodo3000's Lickitung: 169 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 14% HP

    Begin Turn #13

    Lickitung is tightening its focus!

    Snorlax used Psychic!

    (61 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Lickitung lost its focus and couldn't move!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lickitung's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #13

    Komodo3000's Lickitung: 129 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 20% HP

    Begin Turn #14

    Snorlax used Hyper Beam!

    (129 damage)

    Lickitung fainted!

    Komodo3000 sent out Golduck (Lv.100 Golduck)!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #14

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 26% HP

    Begin Turn #15

    Golduck used Surf!

    (21% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax must recharge!

    ---------------------------------

    Snorlax's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #15

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP

    NYJetFan86's Snorlax: 11% HP

    Begin Turn #16

    Golduck used Waterfall!

    (11% damage)

    Snorlax fainted!

    NYJetFan86 sent out Gengar (Lv.100 Gengar)!

    ---------------------------------

    End of turn #16

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #17

    Gengar used Hypnosis!

    Golduck fell asleep!

    ---------------------------------

    Golduck is fast asleep.

    ---------------------------------

    End of turn #17

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP (Slp)

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #18

    Komodo3000 withdrew Golduck!

    Komodo3000 sent out Poliwrath (Lv.100 Poliwrath)!

    ---------------------------------

    Gengar used Dream Eater!

    Gengar's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    End of turn #18

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 342 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #19

    Gengar used Shadow Ball!

    (76 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath used Hypnosis!

    Poliwrath's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #19

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 287 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #20

    Gengar used Hypnosis!

    Poliwrath fell asleep!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath is fast asleep.

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #20

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 308 HP (Slp)

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #21

    Komodo3000 withdrew Poliwrath!

    Komodo3000 sent out Magmar (Lv.100 Magmar)!

    ---------------------------------

    Gengar used Dream Eater!

    Gengar's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Magmar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #21

    Komodo3000's Magmar: 42 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #22

    Gengar used Shadow Ball!

    (42 damage)

    Magmar fainted!

    Komodo3000 sent out Poliwrath (Lv.100 Poliwrath)!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #22

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 329 HP (Slp)

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #23

    Gengar used Dream Eater!

    (221 damage)

    It's super effective!

    Poliwrath's dream was eaten!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath woke up!

    Poliwrath used Hydro Pump!

    (50% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Gengar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #23

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 129 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 56% HP

    Begin Turn #24

    Gengar used Shadow Ball!

    (73 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath used Hypnosis!

    Gengar fell asleep!

    ---------------------------------

    Gengar's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #24

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 77 HP

    NYJetFan86's Gengar: 62% HP (Slp)

    Begin Turn #25

    NYJetFan86 withdrew Gengar!

    NYJetFan86 sent out Lapras (Lv.100 Lapras)!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath used Hydro Pump!

    Lapras's Water Absorb made Hydro Pump useless!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #25

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 98 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #26

    Poliwrath used Hypnosis!

    Lapras fell asleep!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras is fast asleep.

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #26

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 119 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP (Slp)

    Begin Turn #27

    Poliwrath used Toxic!

    But it failed!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras is fast asleep.

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #27

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 140 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP (Slp)

    Begin Turn #28

    Poliwrath used Psychic!

    (14% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras is fast asleep.

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #28

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 161 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 93% HP (Slp)

    Begin Turn #29

    Poliwrath used Psychic!

    (15% damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras woke up!

    Lapras used Thunder!

    Lapras's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Poliwrath's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #29

    Komodo3000's Poliwrath: 182 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 84% HP

    Begin Turn #30

    Poliwrath used Hypnosis!

    Poliwrath's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Thunder!

    (182 damage)

    It's super effective!

    Poliwrath fainted!

    Komodo3000 sent out Golduck (Lv.100 Golduck)!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #30

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP (Slp)

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 90% HP

    Begin Turn #31

    Golduck woke up!

    Golduck used Blizzard!

    (5% damage)

    It's not very effective...

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Thunder!

    Lapras's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #31

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 322 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 91% HP

    Begin Turn #32

    Golduck used Blizzard!

    Golduck's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Blizzard!

    (73 damage)

    It's not very effective...

    ---------------------------------

    Golduck's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #32

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 269 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 97% HP

    Begin Turn #33

    Golduck used Blizzard!

    (6% damage)

    It's not very effective...

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Thunder!

    (203 damage)

    It's super effective!

    ---------------------------------

    Golduck's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #33

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 86 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 98% HP

    Begin Turn #34

    Golduck used Blizzard!

    Golduck's attack missed!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Psychic!

    (71 damage)

    ---------------------------------

    Golduck's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    Lapras's Leftovers restored its HP a little!

    End of turn #34

    Komodo3000's Golduck: 35 HP

    NYJetFan86's Lapras: 100% HP

    Begin Turn #35

    Golduck used Hydro Pump!

    Lapras's Water Absorb made Hydro Pump useless!

    ---------------------------------

    Lapras used Psychic!

    (35 damage)

    Golduck fainted!

    End Battle!  NYJetFan86 wins!

    Score: 0 to 4

    Komodo3000: Bite Chocolate :-P

    NYJetFan86: gg

    Komodo3000: ditto

    Komodo3000: i'll post the log

    NetBattle v0.9.3

    Log saved 8/5/2004 at 1:03:32 PM

    Add another loss to my record. *sigh*

    I think I will join the Johto Tournament.,that's Pokemon from Gold/Silver right?

    I would love an all Normal tournament. Or match for that matter <_<

  4. I saw it on GSN the other day. And it's AWESOME. Bill Dwyer's one of the announcer's, which is good. And The show in general is good. They have a team of mimes. A team of midgets. a Team of Sumo's (who are 0-5). And plus Mellissa Coates is on the Barbell Mafia team.

    It's a great show, everyone watch it. NOW!

  5. I've never seen any of the Godfather's

    Pulp Fiction

    Rocky (Havn't seen any of 3, saw the fight scene in 4 (what else do I need to see?), havn't seen any of 5.)

    Blade Runner

    Citizen Kane: Good

    Casablanca: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Romance movie's arn't really my thing

    Psycho: The original is awesome.

    Another movie everyone needs to see is The Manchurvian Canidate. (Yes I know they just made a remake but go see the original).

    I havn't seen all the Rocky movie's but I know the basic plots. So you can be the judge:

    Rocky 1: Fights Apollo Creed (Saw it, Good)

    Rocky 2: Fights Apollo Creed again. (Saw it, Not as good as 1, butstill good)

    I don't know much about Rocky 3 other than the fact that he gets Apollo as his coach, and fights Mr. T and Hulk Hogan.

    In Rocky 4 some big Russian kills Apollo (in a boxing match) and Rocky swears to get revenge. (I got that all from the trailer)

    I think in Rocky 5 there's somthing with his son, and Rocky street fights. (That sounds like complete crap)

  6. I, personally, at work (Wal-Mart) will tell a customer whenever their kid picks up an M rated game that "You do know that game is rated M", to which 9/10 of them say "well, what does that mean" and then I explain the game ratings to them.  Seriously, do some parent's even care?  UGH!!

    At least with the 12/15/18 age ratings we have here in the UK, everyone can understand what they mean...

    Whether anyone pays the slightest bit of attention, on the other hand is questionable. :shifty:

    Actually, I say that, but back when I was 16 (almost 17) I bought the original Zone of the Enders game for the PS2. The guy behind the counter at HMV asked me for ID.

    I thought about this.

    The game is rated 15 (although why, I'm not sure. It's just robots...)

    This implies that he truly considered that I might be aged 14. Or less.

    Rules, or not - frankly I was offended. <_<

    (n.b. I do look my age, before anyone gibes about it)

    The ESRB system is easy to understand it's just the ingorent people who don't want to understand it.

    They have poster's in all video game stores that explain in detail what each ESRB Rating means.

    The ESRB rating is stricter than ever (They gave Jak 2, A platform game a "T" for "Violence"). So if these damn people would watch what there kid is playing and know the ESRB system we won't have a problem.

    Stokeriño, Zone Of The Ender's was rated M (or 18 in your case) here because it had a demo of Metal Gear Solid included.

  7. You CAN put music to your XBox using Burned CDs, but it's a little tricky.

    There are three types of XBox drives, so I don't know if this will work for you.

    But what I do is I take a CD-RW (XBoxs won't read CD-Rs) and burn it using RealPlayer.

    I have done that everytime and it always works for me. And since it's a CD-RW, after I get it to my XBox, I erase the disc, and put more on.

    I have also heard that some brands of CD-RWs don't work anyway with the Xbox. I use a Samsung one.

  8. If someone looks at Mortal Kombat, Or GTA, Or Manhunt and says one day "Oh, this is life, this is legal." Their parents should be responsible enough to not have their child play mature games, and make them get counseling. End Of Story.

    Obiously this child does not have a grasp of the line reality and fantasy, they should not be playing games like that till they do.

    I own GTA, I have played Doom, I've played Castle Wolfienstien. I've played many violent games. I don't go around killing people now do I? All the parents who go around saying "Video Games causes violence, Video Games cause murders. Video Games are the reason why my son killed that boy." are ignorant and can't accept that their son needed help. So they must make excuses.

    If the parents know that their child doesn't get the difference between fantasy and reality, they for one should get their child some help. And 2nd, should monitor what games their child plays. Know what games they are playing. Understand the ESRB system. etc. etc. These killings that are thought to be caused by video games, are really caused by their parents ignorence.

  9. Eric Angle was the last one to get called in. If he won the 10 Mil, he would just try to get out of his Brothers shadow. What ever it took, he would try to get out. He opened his door and found:

    user posted image

    THE NASH

    No that picture is not screwed up, that is what The Nash Looks like. Angle put his stuff in the car and waited.

    --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    On everyone's PDA, Pittsingworth's voice could be heard.

    Pittsingworth: Hello, I'm sure you can all hear me. If you arn't already in or on your vehicle, please do so now. After that, each of your garage doors will open, then the traffic light next to the garage door will turn green. That is when our game begins. Good Luck gentleman.

    All of the garage door's began to open. All the wrestlers looked at thier traffic lights, which were currently on red. The garage door's completely opened and...

    Red...

    Yellow...

    Green!

    Everyone was off. Finally, the race had begun!

  10. Tito Ortiz was called. If won the 10 million, he will definately use it to go into the WWE. He opened the door to find.

    user posted image

    A HIPPIE BUS!

    Although he didn't like it, he didn't care, because he was Tito Ortiz. He knew that if he had to face someone, he would win. Because he was a submissions master. And there was no compitition. Hogan? What is he, 90? London? Not too many top ropes in the streets. Ortiz didn't really know anyone else.

    NEXT (AND LAST) TO PICK: ERIC ANGLE

  11. Paul London was to pick next. If he won the 10 Mil. He would go back to the indys. It would be a leisure trip though. Because in the Indy's he know's he could be used and not just a jobber. London opened the door and saw:

    user posted image

    A FUNNY CAR!

    He would be driving a funny car across country. Who wouldn't want to do that.

    NEXT TO PICK: TITO ORTIZ

  12. LaMont was called next (sans afro). He decided that if he won the 10 mil, he would become an actor/comedian. He picked his number and opened the door to reveal:

    user posted image

    A 1990 MAZDA MIATA!

    That's right, the Jivin' LaMont was driving a chick car. He didn't like it at first but then he realized it could be much worse...

    NEXT TO PICK: PAUL LONDON

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