Ol' Spanktooth

1. Sons of Anarchy

2. Parks and Recreation

3. The League

4. 30 Rock

5. The Office

6. Glee

7. Hell's Kitchen

8. Once Upon A Time

9. Pawn Stars

10. Community

11. Entourage

12. Storage Wars

13. 2 Broke Girls

14. South Park

15. Ugly Americans

In, ESPN or Yahoo is fine

I finished watching this episode like 4 hours ago, and I'm STILL lost for words as to what just happened.

I just... I have no idea what is going to happen from here on out.

See for yourself, Kirkland.

What the fuck. Half those people are shittily sidestepped names while the other half are literally just a guy's real name and ring name switched up.

And how the fuck is "The Leprechaun" not a ripoff? The only difference between that thing and Hornswoggle is that Hornswoggle's not explicitly referred to as a leprechaun anymore.

EDIT: Also, I'm 99% sure that the "Iron Man Match" card has Shawn Michaels' face completely unchanged with the exception of the terrible Super Saiyan haircut.

Yeah, Hornswoggle, the only leprechaun that's ever existed EVER!!!

Wait.

Hold on.

...existed?

Do you believe in leprechauns?

I want to know where we so freely talk about piracy around these parts, really.

Ok, there are now seven ratings on Wrestling Manager on the App Store and three reviews. ****1/2?

Ok, are they just all Serious Parody? Or was that $250,000 spent on fake reviews?

One's me, one's WWEDVDNEWS and I don't know who the others are. I can say that I've had close to 200 emails today from people that all said the game was great. Granted, about 20 of them reported crashes and we totally need to get rid of that but all in all, that's not a bad bit of support from some of the community.

If that's true, then instead of trolling us on here, I'd suggest using your time to personally e-mail all 200 of those people and let them know you appreciate them buying the game, and that the best thing they can do to help out your game is to give it a good rating and write a review for the app store.

But you probably won't since a.) there's no way 200 people bought your game already and b.) you're a dick.

Seriously, what the fucking fuck. I'm asking you a question about your game. Please address it.

He dodged this question in the first thread about this game, too.

(aka no, he never spoke to anyone in the WWE about the likenesses of the wrestlers in his game.)

You are a liar, though.

Point me to a single lie.

And I'm not talking about one where you think somethings not true, I'm talking about an actual time where I lied.

That everything in the game is 100% original and fictional.

That and your IGN thread.

Show me a wrestler named Able that looks like Able in any wrestling company in the world.

And I didn't lie in the IGN thread I said "What gave me away the signature or the icon" If you look they are Wrestling Manager logos and links.

Able's likeness is based on someone else's.. I also like how that is your example and not Rod Van Damn or such.

You posed as a loser fan excited that it was finally out. IT'D TAKE A CRAZY SOB TO RELEASE THIS NEAR WWE 12 LOLZ.

Name a wrestler who's not being influenced by another wrestler? That's not what makes someone an original character. Sting is an original character, he's based on The Crow. Jack Swagger is an original character but he's essentially a tall kurt angle. Randy Orton is an original character except he's the Viper to Austins Rattle Snake and he's using the RKO which is a Diamond Cutter and he's got a skin head like a million other wrestlers before him. Ric Flair is 100% an original character but The Nature Boy was heavily influenced.

...

I also like how Serious Parody is going around making threads like this one

Anything that isn't riddled with bugs and that is ACTUALLY playable.

But the bugs are worth it because the character names and interface make it really deep, and you could put a lot of time into it.

Right?!?

Hold up. I've now looked at the back of the Skyrim case. It looks deep. Best game ever made.

Just wait until you see the character names and the in-game interface, you're in for a real treat~!

Um, no. I said it looked like a deep game because it looks like a deep game. SHOCKING, I know.

The names are all I've browsed so far. And yes, I find them amusing.

And yes, the game looks great and it looks deep. I look forward to exploring it more.

Are your parents siblings? Were you dropped on your head? Did you have part of your brain removed?

I LOOKED THROUGH THE INTERFACE OF THE GAME AS WELL!

I just browsed the menu of "Crash Bandicoot: Wrath of Cortex". In conclusion, best game ever.

The exact quote is "it seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into." Key words being IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE.

You got me there, he was slaughtering my game when he said "It seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into".

Are you serious bro?

IT WASN'T A REVIEW, IT WAS AN ASSUMPTION. I could sit here and say that WWE 12 looks like the greatest wrestling game ever invented, but I've only seen a little bit of the matchplay and the wrestlers involved. Do you see what I'm getting at?

I wonder why nobody has asked for proof that the game cost $250,000 to get on the market as it is obvious people dont believe that figure.

But I just assumed people would expect a picture of a napkin with random numbers written on it with "250k" at the bottom.

Probably something more like this:

It's just shameless the way people will take your name in order to give your game a five star review. I'm telling you right now, it's the best wrestling game on the iphone. In the words of Benoit. Prove me wrong.

Is this a joke?

The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist.

The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it.

Nor would I. That would be a poor investment. However, Wrestling Manager is a good game and you appear to be a wrestling management game fan otherwise what the hell are you doing here? So, a game that you will probably like - that as other people in this thread have said is quite deep and so will last a while - for a measly $9.99.

Hey buy or don't buy it. I'd love for you to enjoy it, it was made for wrestling fans like you but I'm not going to beg for your business.

The exact quote is "it seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into." Key words being IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE. You've so far deflected all constructive criticisms of your game and it's price by coming up with ridiculous facts and numbers that can not be true whatsoever, and are now lying about reviews and compliments towards the game. Just stop.

I assume they have to say IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE because it crashes every five minutes. BEST GAME EVER.

Well what do you expect, with their measly $250,000 budget? A working game? Please, you have to shell out at least $500,000 for that.

It's just shameless the way people will take your name in order to give your game a five star review. I'm telling you right now, it's the best wrestling game on the iphone. In the words of Benoit. Prove me wrong.

Is this a joke?

The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist.

The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it.

Nor would I. That would be a poor investment. However, Wrestling Manager is a good game and you appear to be a wrestling management game fan otherwise what the hell are you doing here? So, a game that you will probably like - that as other people in this thread have said is quite deep and so will last a while - for a measly $9.99.

Hey buy or don't buy it. I'd love for you to enjoy it, it was made for wrestling fans like you but I'm not going to beg for your business.

The exact quote is "it seems like it might be a pretty deep game, one I'd put a fair amount of time into." Key words being IT SEEMS LIKE IT MIGHT BE. You've so far deflected all constructive criticisms of your game and it's price by coming up with ridiculous facts and numbers that can not be true whatsoever, and are now lying about reviews and compliments towards the game. Just stop.

It's just shameless the way people will take your name in order to give your game a five star review. I'm telling you right now, it's the best wrestling game on the iphone. In the words of Benoit. Prove me wrong.

Is this a joke?

The first part was a joke but you'd be hard pressed to find a better wresting game on the iPhone. One doesn't exist.

The only two things to drink in my fridge is expired milk and a generic brand 2-liter of cola. Just because the cola might be better than the milk, doesn't mean I'd pay $10 to drink it.

It's just shameless the way people will take your name in order to give your game a five star review. I'm telling you right now, it's the best wrestling game on the iphone. In the words of Benoit. Prove me wrong.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

*GASPS FOR AIR*

...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

You.. can't be Serious, can you?

As serious as a parody.

This post on the thread for Wrestling Manager at toucharcade.com pretty much sums up how the sales for this game will go:

I am 100% sure that the current Price is a Typo and that they will change it to 0.99 in the upcoming Hours so don`t buy it at all Cost right now.

Best of luck next try, Serious Parody.

Probably 20 for Dead Island, and 10 for SVR. I think I got 10 for my copy of it, and I'm just kind of guessing about Dead Island but I feel like that's right.

In another league last week I had a monster game against somebody with 5 players out on bye or injury. Such a waste considering that was my first victory of the season in that particular league.

having shit RB's isn't mattering when my QB and WRs put up this much points.

This is why I'm 6-1.

My friend and I can't get past wave 18 in Horde mode. Sad. =(

Unless Bess has a great game tonight, I might get my second win against a 5-0 team.

I mean, if Hester can get you 28 points, I have hope for Bess!

Don't forget to put him in a hate relationship with The Baha Men, since he was the one who let the dogs out.

I have time to stick with one of these now!

So, I'll take the Browns.