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Kaneakitty saw it and is uploading pictures.

Ok. So I finished boat school and made my way down to SF. I got a wrong turn and spun into this port. I then came across a huge subamrine. It's massive. About 3 thimes the longest boat. I'm standing on top of it and I can' get in. It's called the USS NUMNUTZ. It's sounds like a lie but it's not. if I had a camera I would take a picture. For anyone who wants to find it. Go to the northeastern point of SF. There is a pizza place. To the left are a series of docks. On the last dock there should be a sub. Someone else find it so i don't look crazy. I was there on a Wednesday at 20:00.

Driving around in my new Hotknife. I feel so proud getting all golds.

Not getting fucking glod on Wheelie Weeve.

The fire was the easy bit. Catching Sweet was near impossible.

I got just all silvers in Driving Schoolt to get a Bullet. And, now I'm working on all gold.

I have a new one. Take a go kart to the top of the mountain. Drive it off at speed. I just did a 437 degree rotation.

Pimp out a car in LV and drag it back to LS. Hard and fun.

Oh yeah? My little sister loves the GTA series and, while she's mainly interested in causing wanton destruction, can actually be all right at the missions if she so wants to be. I think your sister and JHS are just defective (no offense, JHS!). ←

I remembered when my sister wanted to play. She wanted to drive one of my pimped cars. So I let her drive my Jester. Nitro included. Her: I'm going really fast Me: Great Her: Shit. How do I brake? Me: Press [] Her: Which one is []? Me: The one of the left. *She pushes the one of the right, (), and sets off the Nitro* Me: .... Her: Shit. *She drives it into the water* Her: I hate this game. Let's play Pok'emon Me: Get out Chicks can't play video games. Nuff said.

UYA

I saw the highlights on TV and something really snapped in Rooney. The first Peantly Shot should not of been given. The goalie hit the ball first by a mile. Someone needs to sit Rooney down and give him a good talking to.

Where the fuck are slamvans? I've searched for fucking days on end.

You have to speed over there fast. When you arrive a car will pull out opening the gates. Pull out an AK47/M4 and start blasting your way in. Watch your back always.

Sweet. And I love that Apple Shampoo is my goon. =p

I played it at the store. A little plain, very hard. Might rent it.

Bike school is easy. I got all golds.