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Boone and Fontaine are both Pro Wrestling Ohio guys. Here are some rough stats.

name Benjamin Boone,

short big bear

age 25

month ??

american

$4k

brawl 53

tech 11

fly 13

over 11

charisma 54

stiff 59

selling 45

heel

gimmick monster

tick menacing

name Marion Fontaine,

short megastar

age 26

month october

american

$4k

brawl 31

tech 46

fly 19

over 8

charisma 63

stiff 31

selling 58

heel

gimmick obnoxious (im going by what hes doing in PWO. might be a face in hybrid)

http://www.myspace.com/megastarmarion/ pick a pic

I was very impressed with all of you until I got to DMN. For shame.. Anyway, here ya go:

1. George Carlin

2. Mitch Hedberg

3. Eddie Murphy

4. Richard Pryor

5. Dimitri Martin

6. Louis CK

7. Dave Chapelle

8. Jim Gaffigan

9. Daniel Tosh

10. Brian Regan

Also, if comic troupes count, throw in UCB.

EDIT: replaced #10

IWS (the canadian promotion where the alumni includes: El Generico, Kevin Steen, Player Uno, Sexxxy Eddy and others) will close its doors this Saturday after their last show

So that promotion can be removed for the next update

IWS last show topic from the CZWfans board

If this is really the case, I nominate Pro Wrestling Ohio to be added to the data. I can give you stats on the full roster, event names, champions, the works.

Also, if it hasnt been done already, make JT Lightning a non-wrestler. He announced his retirement via the CAPW facebook page.

Not sure if this goes here but when did the NWA get kicked out of the date? Or.. what were the belts under the NWA?

It's not a sport that many people follow, I know, but I think this is going to be a big thing over the next couple of days; Shoya Tomizawa, who races in Moto2 (the new B series for Moto GP, as it were) was killed in a horrific accident during the San Marino GP today. Quite shockingly they continued the race after the accident even though it was obvious that he was seriously injured, which sort of calls back to Senna and Ratzenberger all those years ago. As if it weren't tragic enough, he was only 19 and this was only his second real season in any major competition. He was also the guy that I'd been supporting throughout the season so far ever since he won the first race, so it's particularly gutting in a way for me.

Alex de Angelis and Scott Redding are reportedly alright after the accident (they hit Tomizawa after he had come off his bike just in front of them), which is good news in itself but it panes in comparison to what happened. RIP Tomizawa

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsport/motorbikes/8970385.stm

I am not familiar with motorcycle racing specifically but am a huge fan of most other forms of racing so this is sad news to hear. Especially for only being ninteen years old.

I remember back in 1994 being nine and seeing the race continue after Senna's crash and thinking it wasnt right to continue. It wouldnt have mattered if it were a racing god like Senna or a backmarker like Bertrand Gachot. I also remember J.D. McDuffie's fatal crash at Watkins Glen in a NASCAR race in 1991. However i also understand the old adage "The show must go on".

Either way, a horrible loss for the racing world. RIP Tomizawa.

I was just listening to him on shoutcast too. What a horrible fucking week. RIP

Can we FINALLY add a love relationship between Johnny Gargano and Portia Perez? Both Myspace and Facebook say they are in a relationship.

Secondly, there is no way that Gregory iron deserves the stats hes got. I would drop them drastically.

Brawl: 23

Speed: 43

Tech: 38

Selling: 63

Stiffness: 39

Charisma: 45

Over: 35

Maybe also change his gimmick from underdog to inspirational leader. Having cerebral palsy seems pretty inspirational to me.

Next up: Bobby Shields. Not sure what his charisma is but it needs to freefall as well. Ive seen him live and on tv and he trips over his words in almost every sentence. Crap inflection too. Maybe somewhere in the 25-30 range. To a lesser extent, give the same treatment to (Michael) Facade.

Lastly, if he isnt already, change Josh Prohibition to non-wrestler. Gargano beat him last summer and i haven't seen or heard anything about him since.

I started playing during the tail end of the Dark expansion (only got my hands on 2 or 3 boosters from that) and quit during Weatherlight. My cards are in a storage box where they have been gathering dust ever since. I can't even remember the last time I opened the box, and the next time I do it will probably be after I find a decent price guide so I can put them on eBay. (Don't have a Black Lotus or any Moxes, unfortunately)

i just might be interested in your cards. magictraders.com has a pretty decent price guide. look up some of your stuff or throw me a brief list.

The next Danica Patrick. This is one hot milf.

Milka Duno. 35 year old Venezuala milf.

One in the middle.

how can you cancel a show after 4 episodes? stupid

Well, unfortunately, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows, like "Dark Angel", "Titus", "Undeclared", "Action", "That '80s Show", "Wonder Falls", "Fastlane", "Andy Richter Controls the Universe", "Skin", "Girls Club", "Cracking Up", "The Pitts", "Firefly", "Get Real", "Freaky Links", "Wanda at Large", "Costello", "The Lone Gunmen", "A Minute with Stan Hooper", "Normal, Ohio", "Pasadena", "Harsh Realm", "Keen Eddie", "The Street", "American Embassy", "Cedric the Entertainer", "The Tick", "Louie", and "Greg the Bunny"

C'mon, you knew it was coming.

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[15:04:29] <JTZ> i can say im not so happy abouit the browns pick

[15:04:38] <JTZ> we coulda got thomas in the 2nd round

[15:04:39] <JTZ> probaly

That is why you shouldnt IRC.

Brady Quinn's girl is nowhere to be seen now that hes not a top 5 pick.

YES!!!

I heard something last night about Cleveland trading Braylon Edwards and their 3rd rd pick to Minnesota for the 7th overall. Anyone else hear that?

And now for Cleveland to fuck up and take Brady Quinn..

maybe its because im just a dumb american, but to me, red dwarf got better with time. series one was great but then it all sorta mushes together for me until i get to series 7 and 8.

Titus. Any disc. Easily the funniest sitcom Fox has had since Married With Children. Other than that, I put in disc 2 of the Ric Flair collection.. mostly for the Horsemen stuff.