Taxation is Theft

If Danica wins, I will give Kilq $200 to put towards EWB and ask him to IP ban me.

Jonathan Davis essentially wrote and sang his anger out. Having nothing left to say, all that was left was disposable, shit tier, pop-rock.

Meatloaf, Incubus, Korn post 'Untouchables' and U2 after Bono realized that someone somewhere cared what he thought about everything.

I don't *get* the Beatles. They have some great music but there is still an air of "We're using instruments you've never heard of. That's why we're bigger than Jesus".

Highlights of being a Browns fan: Drafting Joe Thomas and this game.

Lowlights:

1 hour ago, Lineker said:

WOOOOOO!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

OK, resuming fuck Philly mode now.

This is correct. Maybe throw a "SUCK IT BRADY" in somewhere.

1 hour ago, Meacon said:

Without clicking on the article, what's the big ridiculous send off? 

Maybe not the best wording on my part (surprise!) but just watch Daytona. Guarantee that if she makes the 500, she gets a full Gordon/Dale Jr style 'omgwhatalegend' grid walk from FOX. And for what? Where was this for Greg Biffle? He won a truck title, an Xfinity title, and finished top five in Cup three times. Where is all of this for Matt Kenseth? He is a cup champion with six other top five title finishes. Where was this for her boss, Tony Stewart? THREE cup championships AND an Indy title.

1 hour ago, Forever Forky said:

Is it the term "Danica Double" that pisses you off @Stick Stickly because I'm just not getting the hate. I mean I'm not a huge fan of Danica but honestly she'll do what she normally does and that's basically nothing.

From what I can find, she has two wins in her entire career: a fuel mileage win in Indycar and the Long Beach celebrity race. Nothing in Toyota Atlantic or ARCA or touring cars or endurance racing or even the European lower formulae. She has done nothing to get where she is other than be moderately attractive. She is basically a grid girl that snuck into a car and nobody has stopped her for the past twenty years. That is why I hate.

A driver of her skill level doesn't deserve this. You don't get to take championship winning material and put up Landon Cassill numbers with it and then get a big ridiculous send off.

http://www.espn.com/jayski/cup/2018/story/_/id/22298401/danica-patrick-unveils-daytona-paint-scheme

ffs

Start-selectX16 gave a cursor that would let you edit numbers in Wario Land for Game Boy.

The Patriots are Duke basketball or Schumacher at Ferrari. What they have managed over the past fifteen or so years will one day be appreciated. For now though, its like 'Fuck dude. Knock it off.'

1 hour ago, Maxx said:

This shit is fucking scripted.  Fuck the Pats.  

3 hours ago, VocalVomit said:

Kinda makes you wonder what the Browns history would look like had they never moved in the first place. 

The same without three missing years.

4 hours ago, Busch E said:

He already tried.  He went to the Browns after being the defensive coordinator for the Giants and he went 36-44 with a playoff appearance before getting fired.

Actually, people in Cleveland would be dancing in the streets if you signed them up for that for the next five seasons.

We are doing that tomorrow anyway.

Cleveland should take him #1 and then whichever QB New York doesn't take at #4.

Damn. Didn't know there was a spread pick 'em too.

PARADE!

http://www.wkyc.com/article/news/local/ohio-mans-obituary-blames-hopeless-condition-of-cleveland-browns-for-his-death/95-503139475

Two more games 'til Cleveland gets our parade.

0-12

Planning on going to this.

I had always hoped that this would happen again.

Did Glock choose to stay out or did Toyota make him stay out at Brazil? 

Meanwhile:

https://deadspin.com/man-united-exploit-teenage-boner-for-victory-1819662779

WHO OK'D THIS HEADLINE???

Joe Thomas is out with a left arm injury. 10,363 consecutive snaps. We have nothing left to give to the football gods.