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  1. The show begins with John Cena coming down to the ring, saluting the crowd as usual.

    "The Champ is.... well he's in jail right now, but we touch up on that subject, just yet. Anway you look at who the real champ should be, it definatly isn't that Rated PG-13 bastard Edge. Edge you've walked around for too long with that gold and it belongs to me. I want my title back and I want it now, so Edge get your ass out and here... oh and bring your Cum Deposit along with you."

    Cena wait for a second and was about to begin speaking again, when the whole building goes black. 'Break the Walls Down!' Chris Jericho steps out onto the entrance.

    "You suck Cena. I fucked your mom!"

  2. We return from the final commercial break of the evening, with King Booker sitting in his throne. William Regal is standing next to him, and Queen Sharmell is kneeling beside him. Finlay and General Manager Theodore Long have both made their way to ringside. Finlay is outside as sort of an “enforcer”, and Long has the World Heavyweight title in his hands. The golden shower of fireworks goes off behind Booker, Regal and Sharmell, as the crowd continues their round of boos. Regal hands Booker the mic, as the arena goes back to its normal lighting. The music cuts off, and the boos pick up heavily.]

    King Booker: “Thank you. Thank you my loyal subjects! Now, I promise not to make this long, as I want that World Heavyweight title around my waist as bad as you all do. For years I have been held down here in the WWE. And in five years in being with this company, they finally have realized the greatness that was before them all this time. Now, I-“

    [The King is cut off, with a loud “Booker Sucks!” chant. The camera shows the fans, and one fan has a notable “Queen Booker & King Sharmell” sign in their hands.]

    King Booker: “I understand. You all are jealous. It’s a common concept when a man of my magnitude is finally gettin’ his reign as a deservin’ and promisin’ champion. However, you all need to shut your mouths and bow down to your new King of the World!”

    [More boos shower the King, as he simply smiles.]

    King Booker: “Now, before Teddy Long presents me with my title, I’d like to make some changes in the King’s court. Finlay, my good man…”

    [Finlay, who’s wearing his United States and tag title belts around his waist, and his shillelagh in his hand, turns around towards the ring.]

    King Booker: “I appoint you as the Lord of my kingdom. May you forever reign in glory as the only double champion here on Smackdown!”

    [Finlay simply nods, and turns back around to guard the ring. Regal, on the other hand, looks baffled.]

    King Booker: “And Regal, my kind English sir. I appoint you as my Duke. May you also forever reign in glory as WWE Tag Team champions with Lord Finlay.”

    [Regal nods, and forces a fake smile on his face. The King smiles, and looks at Long.]

    King Booker: “Now, Mr. Long. Will you ever be so kind as to present the King with what’s rightfully his?”

    Theodore Long: “Certainly. Now playa, even though I don’t like how you won the title, there ain’t nothin’ I can do, as you did win the World Heavyweight title. But, I certainly can award Rey Mysterio a rematch for the title next week right here on Smackdown!”

    [The crowd pops HUGE for that.]

    King Booker: “That’s fine. Once again, I will defeat that little peasant and continue my reign as the World Heavyweight champion. Now gimmie my belt sucka!”

    [Long makes his way towards the ropes, as King Booker stands up. He walks over, and gets on both knees to grab the belt. Long doesn’t let go however, which leaves Booker hanging onto the belt between the middle and top rope. For whatever reason, the crowd begins to actually cheer.]

    Long: “Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the NEW World Heavyweight champion, King Book-“

    [Long never gets to finish, as in a blur of a motion, something hits Booker in the face.

    THE 6-1-9 BY REY MYSTERIO!!

    Mysterio nails the 6-1-9, causing Booker to fall back and loosen his grip of the World title. The King’s crown falls off, as the crowd goes wild!]

    Cole: “MYSTERIO!! MYSTERIO’S HERE!!”

    JBL: “THE AUDACITY OF HIM!”

    [Regal looks at Mysterio, and walks towards him. Mysterio hops on the top rope… and nails a seated senton on Regal! Regal rolls out of the ring, as Sharmell screams at Mysterio.]

    Cole: “MYSTERIO’S CLEANING HOUSE, AND GETTING REVENGE FOR WHAT HAPPENED ON SUNDAY!”

    JBL: “He has no business out here dammit! Take your problems up with Guerrero, Mysterio! The King did nothing to you!”

    Cole: “He took away his title!”

    [The two continue to argue over the matter, as Finlay slides in the ring. He swings the shillelagh at Mysterio… and misses, as the 5’6 wrestler ducks. Finlay turns around, as Mysterio begins kicking the knees of the Irishmen. Mysterio then runs against the ropes… only to be tripped by King Booker!]

    Cole: “Dammit! King Booker tripped Mysterio, and now he’s easy pickings for the King and his court!”

    JBL: “Hahahaha, this is just what Mysterio gets! GET ‘EM BOOKER!”

    [booker stands up, as Finlay begins to stomp away on the fallen Mysterio. Regal slides back in the ring, and the two continue with the stomps. Booker yells at his court to destroy Mysterio, which somehow draws another pop from the crowd.

    … But the crowd isn’t cheering the King…

    BECAUSE PAUL LONDON & BRIAN KENDRICK ARE COMING TO THE RING!]

    Cole: “LONDON & KENDRICK! LONDON & KENDRICK ARE HERE! DROPKICK TO FINLAY! DROPKICK TO REGAL! LONDON & KENDRICK HAVE COME TO THE AID OF THE FORMER WORLD CHAMPION!”

    [The stereo dropkicks knock both Finlay & Regal out of the ring. London nails Booker with a right hand, who staggers around. He wanders right into a dropkick by Kendrick that sends him into the ropes. Mysterio recovers, as Sharmell, who’s now at ringside, yells at Booker to get out of the ring. Mysterio charges… 6-1-9!]

    Cole: “6-1-9! MYSTERIO IS TAKING IT TO THE KING!”

    [book falls into the middle of the ring, as Mysterio hops on the ropes. He goes for the Drop Of The Dime… but Finlay & Regal pull Booker out of the ring, and hoist him up on their shoulders. Mysterio lands on his feet, and stands in the middle of the former tag team champions, as Finlay & Regal help Booker back up the aisle.]

    Cole: “MYSTERIO, LONDON & KENDRICK – THE FORMER WORLD & TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS HAVE MADE A STATEMENT HERE TONIGHT TO THE KING’S COURT!”

    JBL: “THEY HAD NO BUSINESS HERE DAMMIT, AND I GUAREN-DAMN-TEE YOU MICHAEL THAT THEY’LL REGRET THE DAY THAT THEY DECIDED TO MEDEL IN THE KING’S AFFAIRS!!”

    [Finlay & Regal shout at London & Kendrick, who have ascended the top turnbuckle in opposite corners of the ring. Mysterio stands near the ropes, and points at Booker, then makes the “around my waist” gesture.]

    Cole: “Be that as it may be, but we’re out of time. Join us next Friday night, as King Booker defends the World Heavyweight title against Rey Mysterio in a rematch from the Great American Bash! Goodnight everybody!”

    [The credits begin rolling, as we see a close-up of King Booker’s painful expression on his face, and a final shot of Rey Mysterio, who claims that he’ll be the World Heavyweight champion next week. The WWE logo appears, and we’re out!]

    Segment Rating: 85%

    My Thoughts: While Rey Mysterio or Batista’s impending interference (Batista pretty much gave it away about Mysterio interfering earlier tonight) was certainly predictable, this still was a strong segment, because not only did it focus the on-going rivalry between King Booker & Rey Mysterio over the World Heavyweight title, but it also let Paul London & Brian Kendrick develop their characters by giving them an edgy attitude instead of just having the standard “face tag team loses titles to heel tag team, get a rematch because they were screwed without actually protesting that they were screwed or even angry that they lost in the first place”. Another strong segment in the line of a few tonight to close the show.

    Overall Thoughts: A decent show, definitely a pick-up from the last couple of weeks worth of shows. It seems that they are slowly building towards feuds for Summerslam and their future stars. With the Smackdown! roster as thin as it is, they can’t help but push characters that they already have like Vito & Sylvan, but hopefully they focus on their in-ring talents instead of just their gimmick. This was the right start, and definitely a good start in the direction that they are going, so all I can say is, “we’ll see”.

    Overall Show Rating: 74%

    OOC: Never intended for the results to be this long for a regular show, as I just got into the writing mood and kept going. I CAN guarentee you that they won't be this long in the future. Sorry, but I use to write for e-feds a lot, so I just have that long writing instinct in me. Nonetheless, I hope you all enjoy!

  3. Helms gets up, obviously angered at the thought of nearly losing the title. He takes out his frustrations on the young Thomas with a running knee to the gut. The clock ticks down to 3:30, as Helms stomps away on Thomas again. He picks up Thomas, and nails a snap suplex! Thomas clutches his back in pain, as Helm raises his arms in the air. Helms then begins to stalk his prey, as Thomas slowly gets to his knees. He turns around, still on his knees as Helms charged… and nails the Shining Wizard!

    Cole: “Shining Wizard! That’s gotta be all.”

    JBL: “It is Michael. Believe me, it is.”

    Helms takes his time, taunting the crowd as they begin to boo him. A loud “Boring!” chant begins, as Helms simply places a foot on the chest of Thomas. The referee counts… 1… 2…. 3! The clock reads 2:56 left, as Helms raises his arms in victory.

    Cole: “What an arrogant young man!”

    JBL: “He deserves to be arrogant Michael. He’s the most dominant cruiserweight here on Smackdown!, and he just proved exactly why he’s the longest reigning Cruiserweight champion ever.”

    The referee hands Helms the title, as he snatches it away. He raises it in the air, with a cocky smile on his face.

    Chimel: “Here’s your winner of the match… and STILL the Cruiserweight champion of the world - GREGORYYYY HELLLLMS!!

    Helms goes up the turnbuckle, and raises the title in the air as the crowd boos him away. He says a few select words to the fans at ringside, as he rolls out of the ring and heads towards the back.

    Match Result: Gregory Helms© def. Pete Thomas (2:04) via pinfall with a Shining Wizard to retain the WWE Cruiserweight title

    Segment Ratings: OR: 56%, CR: 50%, MQ: 62%

    My Thoughts: A squash for Gregory Helms. You know, these invitationals have never really made anyone look good (except for Brian Kendrick, of course). This one is no different. I don’t see these being anything more then a bunch of squashes for Helms with maybe a couple teases of a challenger winning the belt until whoever they have in mind to beat Helms for the belt ends up winning it. ½*.

    Cole: “Gregory Helms has just picked up another win to retain the Cruiserweight title. But up next folks, is another title match. The man who loves to fight and our United States champion Finlay teams up with William Regal to face the tag champions, Brian Kendrick & Paul London, next!”

    [We see the graphic aired in the beginning of the program for the match, only with the word “Next” on it. Smackdown! then goes to another commercial break.

    - Commercial Break-

    [smackdown! once again returns from a commercial break. Tony Chimel is once again in the ring.]

    Chimel: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is schedule for one-fall, and is for the WWE Tag Team championships!”

    -My name is Finlay… and I love to fight!-

    [The Irish horns and drums of Finlay’s theme are heard throughout the arena, as the crowd begin slightly booing. I say slightly, because the fans never really seem to boo Finlay, but don’t quite cheer for him either (unless the Little Bastard comes out, of course). The United States champion Finlay and his partner William Regal walk out. Regal does draw a bit of boos for the two, however.]

    Chimel: “Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 480lbs - the United States champion FINLAY and his partner… WILLIAMMMM REEEEGAAAAL!!

    [some more boos are heard at the mention of their names, as Finlay and Regal slide into the ring. Finlay raises his United States title and his shillelagh, and William Regal waves to the crowd. This draws even more boos for the duo.]

    Cole: “JBL, going into this match, you have to think that Finlay & Regal have some pressure on them from King Booker. He wants them to bring back the titles to his kingdom, his court so they can have all the gold.”

    JBL: “There’s no pressure at all for these two. These two have battled each other in the past, and have battled many opponents that were as tough as they were. Paul London & Brian Kendrick are great champions and a talented tag team here on Smackdown!, but they’re no match for the man who loves to fight and the toughest wrestler to ever come out of Blackpool England.”

    [The music of the champions interrupts Finlay & Regal’s posing, as the WWE Tag Team champions run out to the stage. They look at each other, slap hands, and then run into the ring. They hop on the turnbuckles, and take off their mask before doing back-flips off of the turnbuckle. The ref gets between the two teams, as they stare each other down.]

    Chimel: “And their opponents, weighing in at a combined weight of 380lbs - they are the WWE Tag Team champions, BRIAAAAN KENDRIIIICK AND PAAAUL LOOOONDOOOON!!

    [The champions hand the belts to the referee, as the camera zooms to the back of the arena.]

    Cole: “Folks, Friday Night Smackdown! is brought to you by Stacker 2. If you want to stay fit, try Stacker 2!”

    JBL: “And Subway. If you want to stay lean, trim and cut like me, eat Subway, eat fresh!”

    Cole: “And Skittles. Eat skittles, and taste the rainbow!”

    [The camera zooms back to ringside, where the bell rings. A graphic appears, showing the WWE Tag Team titles on the screen. The two teams continue to stare down each other, before Finlay & London leave the ring.]

    WWE Tag Team Championship Match

    Paul London & Brian Kendrick© vs. Finlay & William Regal

    Cole: “Well, looks like Paul London and Finlay will start what promises to be a great match off.”

    The two begin circling each other, their eyes locked. Finlay puts his hand in the air, and offers to lock up with London. London accepts, at the two lock their hands within each others. London offers the other hand in the air, and Finlay obliges. With both hands locked up, the struggle of power behinds. Finlay, obviously being the stronger of the two, immediately pushes London down to the mat. The two hands are still locked, as Finlay yells at London that he’s no match for him. London surprises by placing his feet on Finlay’s stomach, and pulling the man who loves to fight towards him. London manages to lift Finlay in the air with their hands still locked and his feet managing to support Finlay’s weight. Finlay uses his weight advantage to land back down on his feet, prompting London to fly up. London places his feet on Finlay’s stomach again, pulling with all his might, as he flips Finlay over him. The two both fall to the mat on their backs as a result, with their hands still locked. Both men try to kick up as a result, but their feet crash into each others, causing the lock to finally break. London is the first to his feet, and raises his arms, much to the delight of the crowd. Finlay kneels on one knee, looking on at the man with strength and quickness that he underestimated.

    Cole: “I think that the United States champion may have underestimated one half of the WWE Tag Team champions.”

    JBL: “While I love Finlay, I have to admit that he may have underestimated London’s ability maybe a tad bit. Just a tad, though. Nothing more.”

    Finlay seems quite impressed, and actually applauds London. He gets up, and offers another lock up. The sequence begins again, but this time Finlay immediately interrupts it with a stiff kick to the sternum followed by clubbing blows to the back of London.

    Cole: “Ouch! What a kick by Finlay!”

    JBL: “And London just underestimated Finlay’s nature of being the tough Irish bastard that he is. Ha ha ha!”

    Finlay continues pounding away on London’s back with blows, before lifting him back up. He nails a forearm shot to the jaw of London, followed by another! London falls into the middle rope, as Finlay grabs London by the head and shoves him under it. He begins choking London away under the rope, as the referee tells Finlay to let go. Finlay of course ignores him, resulting in the referee beginning his count. 1… 2… 3… 4… Finlay lets go. The referee yells at Finlay some more, as he stomps away on London, who’s gasping for air.

    Cole: “What a cheap maneuver by the United States champion!”

    JBL: “How’s it cheap Michael? The man takes advantage of every opportunity that he is given. That is EXACTLY why our World Heavyweight champion recruited him into his court.”

    Finlay lets London breathe for a minute, before shoving his knee on his throat. London is under the ropes, as the referee begins to count again. This time, Finlay lets go before the count of three. He drags London over to his corner, and tags in William Regal. Finlay holds London on the ground, as Regal drops a knee over his face. Finlay leaves the ring, as Regal goes into the cover, placing his forearm across the face of London. 1… 2… London gets the shoulder up.

    Regal kicks London in the gut a few times, before lifting him up. He nails a couple forearm shots to London’s face, before irish whipping him across the ring. As London bounces back, Regal charges and lifts a knee up, completing the kitchen sink. Regal goes into the cover, again placing the forearm across London’s face. 1… 2… London gets the shoulder up again!

    Cole: “Regal trying to put London away earlier, but I don’t think the tag team champions are giving up that easily.”

    Regal, displeased with the referee’s count, picks up London. He grabs him by the waist, and executes a gutwrench suplex. Another cover, and again London gets the shoulder up. Regal now seems annoyed, as he drags London over by his foot and tags in Finlay. Regal drags London back to the middle of the ring, Regal holds him down, as Finlay runs against the ropes. He comes back, and jumps on London’s chest, driving his rear end (or arse, whatever you want to call it with Regal & Finlay in the ring) into him! The referee yells at Regal for him to get out of the ring, as Finlay makes the cover. 1…. 2….. kickout!

    Cole: “Another cover, and another kick out by Paul London! I’ve got to say JBL; Regal & Finlay make a magnificent tag team.”

    JBL: “That’s right Michael. These two grew up in the same type of environments, the same backgrounds, and they both love to fight and bash their opponents brains in. No disrespect to London & Kendrick, but Finlay & Regal IS the most dominant tag team here on Smackdown! bare none.”

    Cole: “Weren’t you just saying that the Pitbulls were the most dominant tag team on Smackdown! just this Sunday?”

    JBL: “No, I clearly said that they have the POTENTIAL to be. Learn to listen, Michael.”

    As the two continue to argue, Finlay hoists London on his shoulders. He spins him around for a bit, before finally charging and connecting with a steam roller! Finlay slams the forearm down on London’s face, as he goes for another cover. One…. Two…. Thr-No, London kicks out! Finlay stands up, and yells at the referee to count faster. The ref stands by his call, as Finlay grabs London by the hair and begins nailing him with right hands across the face. The ref tells Finlay to let go eventually, but the damage has already been done. Finlay goes over to Regal and tags him in, telling him to finish him off as he goes back to the ring apron. London begins crawling towards Kendrick, who’s leaning over the ropes, waiting to get tagged in. Regal immediately rushes over, and drops an elbow across the back of London’s head, stopping him in motion. Regal drags London to the middle of the ring, and bends his right leg back. He hooks his own leg around London’s leg, and pulls his arm and spine backwards, locking in the Regal Stretch!

    Cole: “The Regal Stretch! London has already taken a hell of a beating – who knows how much damage this is doing to the young champion!”

    JBL: “He’d be better off just tapping out right now Michael. They can have a rematch if he gives up now. Don’t do it to your career London!”

    London cries out in pain, and reaches out for his partner. Regal pulls back, applying more pressure to the hold. Kendrick begins running up and down the ring apron, slapping the turnbuckle. The crowd responds by clapping their hands, hoping to motivate London. Regal yells at him to tap out, but London refuses. Slowly, he begins to inch his way towards the ropes. The crowd and Kendrick continue to clap, as London inches closer… closer… closer…

    Cole: “COME ON LONDON! YOU’RE ALMOST THERE!”

    As if he heard Cole’s shouting, London attempts to grab the ropes. He misses the first attempt, and the second. He pulls himself closer to the ropes and makes a third attempt…

    AND GRABS THE ROPE!

    Cole: “He did it! London makes it to the ropes, forcing Regal to break the hold!”

    JBL: “Now he has to make the tag. If he doesn’t this match is over. London needs to make the tag. Come on kid!”

    The crowd goes nuts, as Regal is forced to break the hold. He yells at the referee, before kicking London in his back a couple times. He drags London to the middle of the ring again, before trying to lock in the Regal Stretch for the second time. This time, London rolls through, and stands up. He goes for a kick, but Regal catches his foot. Regal laughs, and wags his finger in front of London’s face, as if to say “Nice try”. Regal flips London, who somersaults and staggers back into the turnbuckle…

    This was a mistake on Regal’s behalf, as London staggers right back into his own corner, and makes the tag to his partner!

    Cole: “AND HERE COMES KENDRICK!!”

    The audience EXPLODES, as Brian Kendrick runs into the ring! He nails Regal with a clothesline, sending Regal crashing to the canvas. Finlay charges in, despite the referee’s order not to. All he gets for his disobedience is a dropkick that sends him to the mat as well. Regal and Finlay both get up, and are greeted with a double dropkick! Both men get up once again, as London is seen recovering in the corner. Kendrick lands a spinning wheel kick in the fact of Regal, knocking him into Finlay! Finlay falls to the mat, as Kendrick begins nailing Regal with forearm shots. After Regal stumbles a bit, Kendrick seizes the opportunity, and runs against the ropes. He returns, and is hit with a well-timed boot to the gut. Regal steps back, and runs forward, nailing Kendrick with a running knee-lift to the face!

    Cole: “What a blow by William Regal, and just like that, Regal & Finlay are back in control of the match.”

    Cole perhaps spoke to soon. As Regal lifts Kendrick up… Finlay shoves Regal! Regal asks what’s that all about, but Finlay has no time to respond, as a recovered London dropkicks Finlay. Finlay hits Regal inadvertently, and both men spill through the second rope to the arena floor!

    Cole: “Finlay & Regal just got sent sailing out of the ring!”

    JBL: “That damn London! He’s causing problems between the next WWE Tag Team champions!”

    JBL is right, as both men get up on the outside. This time, Regal is the only to shove Finlay. The two begin to argue, and get into a little shoving match. They hear a yell, which catches their attention for a minute. Both men look back at the ring, as London and Kendrick are both on the top rope. They fly off…

    AND NAIL FINLAY AND REGAL WITH STEREO MOONSAULTS!!!

    Cole: “OH MY GOD!!”

    All four men are sprawled out on the arena floor, as the crowd begins a “Holy Shit!” chant.

    Cole: “ALL FOUR MEN ARE OUT OF IT! WHAT’S GONNA HAPPENED IN THIS MATCH FOR THE WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS?! WE’LL FIND OUT RIGHT AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK!!”

    The cameras show all four men lying on the floor outside, as we fade to a commercial break.

    -Commercial Break-

    We return from the break, and we’re joined in progress. Brian Kendrick is in the ring with William Regal, exchanging punches. Both Finlay and Paul London are in their respective corners.

    Cole: “Welcome back to Friday Night Smackdown! folks, and this battle for the WWE Tag Team championships is going on. Take a look at this impressive maneuver by the tag champions.”

    A replay shows the stereo moonsaults to the outside, and the carnage left behind as a result of it. Back to the match, we see Kendrick getting the upper hand on a tired Regal. He goes against the ropes, and goes for a bulldog. Regal catches him in mid-air, and lands with a back suplex. Both men are down and out once again, as the crowd begins clapping for the tag to Paul London.

    Cole: “As you can see, all four competitors are worn out, but they keep on fightin’, as they know only one team can leave out as tag champions.”

    JBL: “This has been a helluva match Cole, but your right – only ONE team can leave as the WWE Tag Team champions, and I’m putting my money on Finlay & Regal.”

    The two men begin inching their way to their partners. Finlay, seeing Kendrick is closer, enters the ring and distracts the ref. Kendrick gets closer… closers… AND MAKES THE TAG TO LONDON! Finlay leaves the ring as London storms in… only to be stopped by the referee?

    Cole: “Awww, the referee didn’t see the tag! Our United States champion distracted the ref, and he didn’t see Kendrick tag London!”

    JBL: “Smart strategy by a smart man. This is EXACTLY why I have so much respect for Finlay. He knows all the tricks in the book.”

    London argues with the referee, allowing Finlay and Regal to choke Kendrick in their corner. The referee turns around, as Finlay gets out of the ring again. He warns Finlay, however, as Regal backs away from Kendrick. He waves at the crowd, resulting in a loud round of boos. Regal charges… and is met with a boot to the face by Kendrick! Kendrick, knowing where he is in the ring, nails a elbow to Finlay, and then a right hand to Regal. He charges at Regal, who back body drops him to the canvas.

    Well, sort of.

    Regal intended for a back body drop, but Kendrick tucks himself at the last moment, rolls, and leaps, making the tag to Paul London!

    Cole: “What an amazing display of athleticism by Kendrick, and here comes London!”

    The referee sees the tag this time, as London climbs to the top rope. Regal walks towards the center of the ring, and is met with a missile dropkick! Finlay steps in the ring, but gets dropkicked right back out by London! Regal gets up, and charges at London, only to be met by a spinning heel kick! Regal is out, as London begins dragging Regal towards the corner. Finlay hops on the ring apron, resulting in London pausing for a second to confront him. Kendrick takes care of the problem, however, with a baseball slide, knocking Finlay’s feet from under him and sending him crashing to the apron and then the floor!

    Cole: “Kendrick saves London, and it looks like the tag champs are on their way to retaining the belts.”

    JBL: “Don’t count these guys out yet Michael. COME ON FINLAY! COME ON REGAL!”

    Kendrick grabs the top rope, and launches himself over for a plancha. Finlay, the slick veteran, moves out of the way just in time, and Kendrick crashes and burns on the outside. London drags Regal to the corner again, as Finlay looks in the ring, and back at Kendrick. Kendrick slowly begins to get up.

    Cole: “Finlay doesn’t know whether to save his partner from London, or save himself from Kendrick!”

    Finlay finally decides on something. What it is isn’t quite clear, until he lifts the ring apron…

    Cole: “What the hell is Finlay doing?!”

    JBL: “I think we both know what time it is Michael!”

    Yep… The Little Bastard emerges from under the ring.

    Cole: “It’s the leprechaun! Finlay has brought out his damn leprechaun!”

    JBL: “Hahahahahahahaha! I love that little bastard!”

    The Little Bastard runs around for a bit, before Finlay grabs him, and launches him on Kendrick! He attacks Kendrick, sending him back to the floor. Finlay grabs the leprechaun again, and sets him on the ring apron. The ref looks over, and tries to get the Little Bastard off of the ring apron.

    Meanwhile, London is slowly ascending to the top rope. He stands on top, as Regal’s motionless body lies in front of him. He signals for the 450 Splash, as Finlay hops up to the ring apron. London sees him, and kicks him in the face, resulting in Finlay falling off the apron, but landing on his feet. He reaches on the crowd, as London sets up again. Just as London prepares to launch…

    FINLAY HITS HIM WITH THE SHILLELAGH!!

    Cole: “FINLAY JUST USED THAT DAMN SHILLELAGH!! THE LITTLE BASTARD DISTRACTED THE REFEREE, AND FINLAY USED THE SHILLELAGH!!”

    London crumples up, and falls to the mat. Regal stirs around, and places his arm on his chest. Finlay grabs the Little Bastard, and shoves him back under the ring. He points to Regal pinning London, and the referee turns around and begins the count. ONE……

    Cole: “NO!! NOT THIS WAY!!”

    JBL: “Ladies and gentlemen…”

    TWO………………………

    Cole: “NO!! NO!!”

    JBL: “We have…”

    THREE!!!

    JBL: “NEW WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!”

    The crowd goes crazy with boos, as the bell rings. Finlay’s music plays again, as Finlay slides into the ring, and grabs Regal. He rolls him out, and begins carrying him towards the back.

    Chimel: “Here’s your winner of the match… and NEEEEW WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONNNNS – the United States champion FINLAY and WILLIAMMMM REEEEGAAAAL!!

    NOBODY in the arena (except maybe JBL and advocate Regal & Finlay fans) likes that decision, as the referee slides out with the WWE Tag Team title belts. He hands them to Finlay and Regal, who’s still very much out of it. He raises both of their hands, as Kendrick slides in the ring to check on London.

    Cole: “DAMMIT!! THAT DAMN FINLAY JUST SCREWED LONDON & KENDRICK OUT OF THE TAG TEAM TITLES!!”

    JBL: “He didn’t screw them Michael Cole, he seized the opportunity that he saw to win the belts, and now all the gold is in the King’s Court!”

    Finlay & Regal raise their belts in the air, as Kendrick looks on angrily. The referee is attending to London, who’s out cold.

    Cole: “Well ladies and gentlemen, like it or not, but Finlay & Regal are your new WWE Tag Team champions, and I’m pretty damn sure that the King is ecstatic!”

    We get one more shot of Finlay & Regal with their new tag titles, as the show fades to another commercial break.

    Match Result: Finlay & William Regal def. Paul London & Brian Kendrick© (18:12) via pinfall after Finlay’s shillelagh shot to London, and Regal getting the pin to become the NEW WWE Tag Team champions

    Segment Ratings: OR: 80%, CR: 75%, MQ: 85%

    My Thoughts: GREAT tag team match. The finish was pretty good, and made it so that Finlay & Regal didn’t go over too strong, and allows the former champs a plausible rematch down the road. This was a mixed of good technical wrestling along with some high flying with all four competitors, and surprisingly, all four worked really well together. This was (even though given slightly more time) on-par with the tag title match last Sunday. While it might have been a little better with pacing and from a technical standpoint, something about it just seemed a little off, as if these guys did get the amount of time needed to put on a ****+ match, but held back a little due to this being the first time that they worked with each other. Anyways, it stands at about ***1/4 and was a damn good tag team match considering what the WWE is usually putting on for tag team matches these days.

    -Commercial Break-

    WWE Magazine Presents: The RAW Rebound

    This weekly edition of the RAW Rebound shows highlights from the July 24th edition of RAW. We see Shawn Michaels announcing that Stephanie McMahon was indeed in labor tonight, and then Jonathan Coachmen announcing that he was in charge of RAW. We see Shawn making Vince angry over the phone, and Vince telling Coach that he’ll be facing Michaels tonight. Michaels laughs as if it’s the funniest thing he ever heard.

    We fast forward to see the Shawn Michaels/Jonathan Coachmen encounter. Michaels completely dominates the Coach, and sets up for the Sweet Chin Music. The Spirit Squad tried to interfere, but Michaels takes all of them out. Just after HBK hits the Sweet Chin Music… Umaga runs out, and attacks Michaels from behind. After a brief beatdown, we see Umaga nailing the Samoan Spike on Michaels, leaving him lying in the ring as Umaga and Estrada celebrate.

  4. UPN Presents: WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

    Taped on July 25th, 2006 – to be aired on July 28th, 2006

    From the Joe Louis Arena in Detroit, MI

    -Video Recap Of The Great American Bash-

    The opening credits begin to roll, ensuring us that within the WWE that indeed, “The Power Is Back!”. A video package starts off UPN’s weekly primetime Friday night broadcast, with highlights from Smackdown!’s latest pay-per-view, The Great American Bash. We see cruiserweight tag team action opening up the show, with London & Kendrick successfully defending the WWE Tag Team titles against the new Pitbulls. Next, the brutally stiff encounter between the King’s Court members, the United States champion Finlay and the challenger William Regal. With a little help from his Little Bastard, Finlay would be the second person to successfully defend his championship on the show.

    Gregory Helms made the championship retaining a three-peat, as he managed to get the victory of surprise challenger Matt Hardy to remain the longest reigning Cruiserweight champion in WWE history. After the cruiserweight match, The Undertaker and ECW’s Big Show threw everything they had at each other in a blood brawl inside of the Punjabi Prison. In the end, Taker resorted to desperate measures, launching himself into Show as both men fell out of the cage. Taker was announced as the victory, and the winner of the first ever Punjabi Prison match.

    Bra & Panties was shown in almost its entirety, as Ashley Massaro stripped Kristal Marshall of her shirt and pants to win the match. Afterwards, Ashley & Jillian stripped each other to give the fans a little treat. But, the REAL match was up next, as a returning Batista bloodied and destroyed Mr. Kennedy, losing the match by disqualification but still looking like he came out a winner.

    The video then shows the main event, a battle over the World Heavyweight championship as King Booker challenged Rey Mysterio. It appeared that Mysterio would keep his dream alive as World champion, but Chavo Guerrero interfered, turning on Mysterio with a sickening chair shot that allowed the King to become a six-time World Heavyweight champion. The video fades out, with King Booker and Queen Sharmell celebrating the King’s victory and crowning as the new champion.

    -Welcome to Friday Night Smackdown!-

    [The scene fades from the video package, as the cameras cut to the upper area of the arena. They zoom in, to show Mike “The Miz” Mizanin with a microphone among the rabid fans in their seats.]

    The Miz: “LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TOOOOOOOO… FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN! LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, H0O-RAH!”

    [The crowd responds with a loud “Hoo-rah!” of their own. Miz smiles, before speaking into the mic.]

    The Miz: “That’s right folks, it’s now officially the summer for the WWE, and we’re kicking it off with Smackdown! as we begin the road to Summerslam. And tonight…”

    [A graphic shows on the screens of the millions of viewers at home. We see Finlay posing with his United States championship, along with the Little Bastard below him. William Regal is then shown, holding up his fists as if he’s ready to fight. We then see Paul London & Brian Kendrick jumping up and down with their tag title belts around their waist. Finally, the graphic shows all four men in their respective poses, with the words “WWE Tag Team championship match – tonight!”.]

    The Miz: “Tonight, we’re gonna see the man who loves to fight and our reigning United States champion Finlay teaming up with fellow King’s Court member William Regal, as they take on WWE Tag Team champions Paul London & Brian Kendrick, fresh off a victory against the Pitbulls at The Great American Bash!”

    [Miz smiles again, and gives a thumbs up to the crowd.]

    The Miz: “Speaking of The Great American Bash, Batista returned and showed that the Animal was indeed unleashed. Batista will be in the house...”

    [A huge ovation is heard at the mention of the Animal’s name.]

    The Miz: “As well as Mr. Kennedy!”

    [Loud boos are heard for the arrogant young superstar.]

    The Miz: “Who knows what these two, coming off of their match at the Great American Bash, will have to say to each other! Also…”

    [Another graphic appears, this time showing Chavo Guerrero folding his arms and smiling. The crowd begins to jeer ferociously, and a small “We Want Rey!” chant breaks out on the other side of the arena.]

    The Miz: “Chavo Guerrero will address us from WWE Studios in Stamford, Connecticut. Plus…”

    [A final graphic appears, this time a still photo of Booker T holding the World Heavyweight championship up at The Great American Bash, with tears running down his face. Sharmell is right behind him, applauding him. A few cheers are heard, but mostly a loud round of jeers for the new World Heavyweight champion.]

    The Miz: “A new champion emerged from the Great American Bash, and tonight, Smackdown! General Manager Theodore Long will crown King Booker as the new World Heavyweight champion! All this and much more, here on Friday night Smackdown! Hoo-rah!”

    [Another “Hoo-rah!” is heard from the crowd, as we now go to the opening Smackdown! video that features such superstars as King Booker, Rey Mysterio, The Undertaker, Batista, The Great Khali, Bobby Lashley, Finlay & Theodore Long. The cameras cut back to the arena, immediately over to the announcer’s table where Michael Cole & John “Bradshaw” Layfield are sitting.]

    Michael Cole: “Welcome to Friday night Smackdown! folks, and what a huge show we have in store for you. As you’ve seen, the United States champion Finlay & William Regal will challenge Paul London & Brian Kendrick for the WWE Tag Team titles. And-“

    John “Bradshaw” Layfield (interrupting Cole): “That’s right Michael, the man who loves to fight Finlay and the toughest wrestler to ever come out of Blackpool England, William Regal, will be facing the young talented team of the WWE Tag Team champions London & Kendrick. And think about it Michael – if Finlay & Regal win the titles tonight, the King’s Court will feature almost all of the champions on Smackdown!.”

    Cole: “That’s very possible indeed. Speaking of champions, WWE Cruiserweight champion Gregory Helms will be in action tonight, and Smackdown! General Manager Theodore Long will crown King Booker as the World Heavyweight champion.”

    JBL: “Michael, I was the first one to congratulate the King on becoming World Heavyweight champion, as someone had FINALLY taken the belt off that ingrate known as Rey Mysterio – sorry, FORMER World champion Rey Mysterio. Tonight, a man of prestige, a man of honor, a man of dignity will be recognized as our World Heavyweight champion – the champion of the number one syndicated television show on Friday nights. Ha ha Michael, I love it! I absolutely love it!”

    Cole: “Well you may love it JBL, but I have to think that if Chavo Guerrero didn’t decide to interfere in that match, then Rey Mysterio would still be the World champion of Smackdown!.”

    JBL: “Would’ve, could’ve, should’ve Michael, but he DIDN’T, and he IS NOT the champion anymore. The King has finally returned to his thrown, and I’m proud to say that he is our new World Heavyweight champion. Good riddance to that Mexican jumping bean as champion.”

    Cole: “Be that as it may, ladies and gentlemen – I will be interviewing Chavo Guerrero, who will be in WWE Studios at Stamford, Connecticut tonight. Plus, Batista and Mr. Kennedy will be in the house for this jammed packed full of action edition of Smackdown!. But right now, let’s go to ringside as I’ve just been informed that Smackdown! General Manager will be making a special announcement.”

    -The GM Has An Announcement… And So Does Someone Else-

    [The scene cuts to the ring quickly, as the GM of Smackdown! is already in the ring, sporting a new suit and a smile on his face. He dances around in the ring a bit, much to delight of the fans (well, some of them). “Mack Militant” (already playing in the background), begins to fade, as Long proceeds to speak.]

    Theodore Long: “Ladies ‘n’ gentlemen, I’ve noticed somethin’. Smackdown! ain’t the same no mo’, is it?”

    [Most of the fans remain silent, not really knowing or caring about what the GM has to say.]

    Long: “Well, all that is gonna change, ‘n’ it’s startin’ right here tonight on Friday night Smackdown!”

    [some cheers, but mostly silence and quiet chatter among the couple thousands or so of people in attendance.]

    Long: “We’re gonna have new matches. We’re gonna have new feuds. We’re gonna have new everythin’! And folks, I guarantee that yall gonna like every damn minute of it! Now-“

    [Long tries to continue speaking, but it’s interrupted by sort of a familiar music. A man walks out, in a black suit, with a huge smile on his face. Longs mouth drops, as the man makes his way in the ring.]

    JBL: “What the hell?”

    Cole: “JBL… that’s Palmer Cannon! What the hell is Palmer Cannon doing here?!”

    JBL: “Who?”

    [indeed, it is the representative for UPN, Palmer Cannon. Cannon offers his hand to Long, who reluctantly accepts. Long is still puzzled, as Cannon asks for the microphone. Teddy confusingly hands it to him.]

    Palmer Cannon: “Hello Smackdown! fans from all over the world! I’m sure you all remember me as the representative for the UPN network…”

    [Palmer waits for a reaction to the crowd, but none is given, as most of the people don’t remember him from his previous stint in the company, nor care that he’s returned.]

    Cannon: “Yeah, I knew you all did! Anyway Teddy, as you know, Smackdown! will have its season premiere on its debut on the new CW Network on September 22nd. Now, the network… well… they really haven’t been pleased with how Smackdown! is being portrayed to younger audiences. As a result of this, they have sent me back to kind of… monitor over Smackdown! as we prepare for the season premiere. So in other words, I’m back!”

    [Loud boos are heard, as the fans grow restless. They obviously want Cannon out of the ring and out of the WWE in general. A loud and very obvious “Shut The Fuck Up!” chant begins, but sounds more like “Shut (pause pause) Up!”. Obviously SOMEONE has been doing some minor editing.]

    Cannon: “So Teddy, I’ll be around here for awhile, and I’m very eager and looking forward to working with you once again. May we be the best of partners.”

    [Cannon’s music hits again, as he places an arm over Longs’ shoulders, and begins half-excitedly chatting with him. The reason I say this is because Long doesn’t seem interested at all. The two walk out of the ring and up the ramp, as the cameras cut back to the announcer’s table.]

    Cole: “Well JBL, looks like Palmer Cannon is back with us here on Smackdown!.”

    JBL: “Yippety-damn-doo.”

    Cole: “My sentiments exactly. Anyway folks, up next we have some cruiserweight action – the only cruiserweight action you will see here in the WWE, as one-half of the Pitbulls Jamie Noble will be in action after this commercial breaks.”

    [The show quickly goes to commercial, as I’m sure about a third of the audience have already left their seats.]

    Segment Rating: 72% (Palmer Cannon gained overness)

    My Thoughts: A boring segment to open up the show. The promise for ‘a new change of direction’ in the WWE has been overdone to death, and hasn’t really resulted in anything promising. Smackdown! does need a make-over with all of the injuries and suspensions to the roster, so hopefully this time they will deliver. The reason this segment didn’t really do much for the fans is because most of the crowd didn’t really recognize Palmer Cannon from his previous stint in the WWE, nor really cared that he had returned, as he’s another one in the line of characters that have failed to catch on, whether being face or heel. It’s always cool making fun of “The Network”, however.

    -WWE Summerslam Commercial-

    The two minute long spot for the commercial featured RAW, Smackdown! & ECW (as well as WWE Legends) superstars in front of a backdrop that has a park on a sunny day filled with kids playing, and mothers watching on with smiles on their face. The superstars (and extremists) share to the world what they like to do during their summer days.

    RAW’s Triple H: “During my summer days, I personally, along with fellow D-Generation-X member Shawn Michaels…”

    RAW’s Shawn Michaels: “Hello fellas!”

    RAW’s Triple H: “Like to make Vincent Kennedy McMahon Jr.’s life a complete living hell.”

    RAW’s Shawn Michaels: “Since you know, he’s the devil and all.”

    RAW’s Triple H: “And this summer will be no different, as we continue to make Vinnie Mac…”

    RAW’s Shawn Michaels: “And Shane O’Brat…”

    RAW’s Triple H: “As well as those Spirit cheerleaders regret the day that they decided to mess with D-Generation-X. And if you ain’t down with that, we got two words for ya…”

    RAW’s Shawn Michaels: “Aren’t you the father of Stephanie’s new daughter, Hunter?”

    RAW’s Triple H: “Hey, that’s nine words!”

    [The two walk off from in front of the backdrop, arguing over the question that Michaels just asked HHH. WWE Champion Edge and Lita walk in front of the backdrop now, with Edge holding Lita in one arm, and the championship belt in the other. He seems more interested in the belt, however.]

    RAW’s Edge: “During my summer days, I like to remind you all of how much better I am then you, and that I am indeed, the Rated-R Superstar. I also like to watch my title belt spin and spin and spin…”

    [Edge lets go of Lita, and begins spinning the middle piece of the belt over and over again…]

    RAW’s Lita: “What about me?”

    RAW’s Edge (still looking at the belt): “Huh? Oh yeah, you. I also like to have live sex celebrations with the hottest woman in sports entertainment, as I continue to be the most watched WWE champion in the past fi-“

    [Edge is interrupted, as former WWE champion John Cena comes into the scene.]

    RAW’s John Cena: “You know what I like to do during my summer days Edge? I like to re-use rematch clauses to gain back what’s mine, and that’s the WWE championship! I also like to remind the so-called “hottest woman in sports entertainment” that she’s nothing but a big ol’…”

    [Just then, “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan appears in front of Lita.]

    WWE Legend Jim Duggan: “Hoooooooo!”

    [Edge & Lita look at each other in puzzlement, then at the camera. The screen flashes to the next scene, featuring the ECW Heavyweight champion Big Show & Paul Heyman.]

    ECW’s Paul Heyman: “During my summer days, I use to have visions for ECW. And now that my vision is turning into a reality, I now have the most dominant man in show business… ha ha… get it? ‘Show’, business? I’m a friggin’ genius!”

    ECW’s The Big Show: “Paul, can I talk?”

    ECW’s Paul Heyman: “In a minute Show. Anyway, where was I? Oh, yeah. These upcoming summer days will see the evil genius creative ideas being pushed to the limit as I-“

    ECW’s The Big Show: “Paul, if I could please-“

    ECW’s Paul Heyman: “Not now, big guy. This summer, I will take the WWE to a whole new level, as I-“

    ECW’s The Big Show: “PAUL! ALL I WANTED TO SAY WAS THAT DURING MY SUMMER DAYS, I LIKE TO GO OUT WITH VITO TO PICK OUT DRESSES FOR US TO GO TO THE CLUB IN!”

    [Heyman looks as Show, who looks back at Heyman. Vito appears in front of the two now, and grabs Show’s hand.]

    Smackdown!’s Vito: “Come on Show, I just saw this dress at the mall to die for!”

    [show smiles, and shoves Heyman out of the way, as the two walk off. Heyman looks on in disbelief, as the scene cuts to the World Heavyweight champion King Booker & Queen Sharmell.]

    Smackdown!’s King Booker: “During my summer days, I like to reign in all of my glory as the only REAL king in the WWE, and the reigning World Heavyweight champion. There have been great kings in the past. King Henry. King… uh… Sharmell, what’s that suckas name?”

    Smackdown!’s Queen Sharmell: “King James?”

    Smackdown!’s King Booker: “Yeah, that’s the sucka! Anyway, I promise complete and utter dominance over the WWE this summer. Long live the-“

    [King Booker is interrupted, as former World Heavyweight champion Batista walks in front of the camera. He brushes his hair back, and licks his lips.]

    Smackdown!’s King Booker: “What the hell you doin’, you peasant!”

    Smackdown!’s Batista: “Sorry Booker, it’ll only take a second. Is the camera on?”

    Smackdown!’s King Booker: “Uh… yeah?”

    Smackdown!’s Batista: “Okay…”

    [batista pauses, and looks at the camera. Booker and Sharmell stare at him, as he finally speaks.]

    Smackdown!’s Batista: “You talkin’ to me?”

    [book and Sharmell look at the camera, both of their eyes wide.]

    RAW, Smackdown! & ECW Presents: WWE Summerslam, live from the TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts on August 20th, live on pay-per-view!

    [The show returns from the commercial break, with Michael Cole laughing about this year’s Summerslam commercial.]

    Cole: “JBL, I’ve honestly got to say that every year the WWE creates a commercial for Summerslam, and each year it gets funnier and funnier.”

    JBL: “Nothing’s funny about how the King of Smackdown! likes to spend his summer days, you ingrateful peasant!”

    Cole: ‘If you say so partner. What do YOU like to do during your summer days?”

    JBL: “None of your damn business. Just stick to what you do best: shutup and listen to an ANNOUNCING GAWD call this next match.”

    [JBL snickers, as the screen goes over to the entrance way. The Pitbull’s theme plays over the speaker, as Jamie Noble, along with a spiked dog collar wrapped around his neck, makes his way to the ring.]

    Tony Chimel: “The following contest is scheduled for one-fall. Introducing first, from Hanover, West Virginia, weighing in at 202lbs, he is one-half of the Pitbulls – JAMIEEEE NOOOOBLEEEE!!

    [There’s hardly any reaction for Noble, as he rolls into the ring and raises his arms in the air. He takes the time to jaw at a few fans at ringside, before standing in the middle of the ring, awaiting for his opponent. His music cuts off, as he still looks on. Finally, his temper gets to him, as he walks over to Chimel and demands who his opponent is. Chimel shrugs, resulting in Noble snatching the microphone away from him and standing in the middle of the ring.]

    Jamie Noble: “Dammit, whoeva ma opponent is tonight, you come on out boy and feel the bite of a pitbull!”

    [After a moment of silence, a familiar theme hits the speakers. Infact, the theme is called “You Can Run” as an apparently returning Billy Kidman walks out!]

    Cole: “WHOA!! Billy Kidman is back on Smackdown! This has to be on the promises that Long made about the new Smackdown!”

    JBL: “It’s not that big of a deal. Kidman’s good yeah, but he’s not capable enough of beating a pitbull.”

    Cole: “Well, we’ll see. These two have battled numerous times before, once over the WWE Cruiserweight championship at Survivor Series in 2003, with Kidman getting the big win for his first reign as Cruiserweight champion here on Smackdown!”

    JBL: “Learn your facts Michael before you speak. It was Survivor Series 2002, and it was Kidman’s SECOND reign with the belt. Sheesh!”

    Chimel: “And his opponent, from Allentown, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 195lbs, please welcome back – BILLYYYYY KIIIIDMAAAAN!!

    [The announcement of Kidman’s return results in more cheers then expected. He slaps hands with a few fans at ringside – a huge smile on his face. He then slides in the ring, and climbs on the turnbuckle. He points to the crowd smiling, drawing more cheers.]

    Cole: “Well folks, looks like we’re gonna see Jamie Noble facing the returning Billy Kidman tonight here on Smackdown!.”

    Jamie Noble vs. Billy Kidman

    The bell rings, as the two begin to circle around each other. Kidman takes the time to raise his arms in the air, resulting in a pretty decent reaction. Noble yells for him to “Come on!”, and the two lock up. The test of strength begins, as Noble puts Kidman in a side headlock. Kidman tries to escape, but Noble tightens his arm around his head, and yells out to the crowd. Kidman elbows the Pitbull in the stomach a few times, before pushing him into the ropes. Noble comes off, and returns with a shoulder block, flooring Kidman to the mat. Noble shouts at Kidman, and runs against the ropes. Billy swiftly flips on his stomach, which causes Noble to jump over his back. Noble goes into the ring, as Kidman jumps up. Kidman goes for a clothesline, but at the last second, Noble manages to duck. Noble goes against the opposite ropes and comes back, as Kidman does a leap-frog over him. Noble goes against the ropes again, and comes back to be met with an arm drag. Noble gets up rather quickly, resulting in another arm drag. Noble gets up again, and charges at Kidman. He runs right into a dropkick, flooring the Pitbull. Kidman lifts him up, and irish whips him into the ropes. Noble, this time thinking before he acts, hooks onto the ropes, and in a quick motion slides himself out of the ring.

    Cole: “Noble got himself out of there quickly, as I don’t think he could take much more of Kidman’s wrath!”

    JBL: “What the hell are you talkin’ about Michael? It’s obvious that Jamie Noble decided to give Kidman a little break before he went back to annihilating him and send him packing once again! We must not be seeing the same thing.”

    Cole: “Evidently not. We’re… wait a minute, look at Kidman!”

    Noble is seen arguing with some fans in the front row, as they start a “Kid-man! Kid-man!” chant. Noble turns around… as Kidman catapults himself over the top rope and lands on Noble with a plancha! The crowd cheers, as the two crash to the arena floor.

    Cole: “What a move by Billy Kidman!”

    JBL: “What the hell is going on here?! He clearly blindsided Noble when he was interacting with the fans at ringside! And these people have the NERVE to actually cheer this man?”

    Cole just shakes his head, as Kidman nails Noble with some right hands on the floor. He lifts Noble up, and whips Noble into the ring apron. Well, attempts to, as Noble reverses, sending Kidman crashing spine-first into the apron. Noble nails him with a couple chops to the chest, before grabbing him by his upper body and rolling him back into the ring.

    Cole: “Vicious chops by Jamie Noble, and thank goodness that this match is going back into the ring.”

    JBL: “And it’s about damn time you recognize the greatness of what is indeed a pitbull, Michael.”

    Noble shows why he is indeed labeled a pitbull, as he immediately attacks Kidman with stomps and elbow drops. He pins him, pushing his forearm into Kidman’s face. 1… 2… Kidman kicks out. Noble yells at the ref to count faster, before grabbing Kidman by the head and pulling him up. He kicks Kidman in the gut, before delivering a snap suplex! Another cover, and Noble gets another two count. Noble, now frustrated, kicks Kidman in his back a few times as he sits up. He grabs him around his throat, and locks in a rear naked choke hold.

    Cole: “Jamie Noble has that choke hold locked in on Billy Kidman, and this may very well be the end of the match.”

    JBL: “It may be? This IS the end of the match right here. There’s no getting out of this for Kidman. Welcome back Billy, and enjoy your lost at the hands of the Pitbull Jamie Noble!”

    Kidman struggles to get out of the hold, only causing Noble to re-apply the hold, tightening it as he yells out to Kidman to quit. Kidman’s body begins to go limp, as Noble keeps yelling at him. Finally, the referee begins to intervene, grabbing Kidman’s arm. He raises it once…

    … And the arm drops to the mat.

    Cole: “Billy Kidman’s in a heap of trouble here. If his arm drops to the mat two more times, Jamie Noble will be awarded the match.”

    JBL: “ONE!!”

    He raises it a second time…

    … And the arm drops to the mat again.

    JBL: “TWO!!”

    Noble, sensing he has the victory in the palm of his hand, tightens the hold even more. The ref grabs Kidman’s arm one more time and lets it drop…

    No! Kidman’s arm stays in the air, just inches away from the mat this time. His arm begins trembling, as he begins to lift up off of the mat, pulling Noble up with him.

    Cole: “No! Kidman will not quit!”

    JBL: “That referee is blind! Kidman’s arm dropped to the mat, dammit!”

    The referee stands by his decision, however. Kidman and Noble are both up, with Noble losing grip of his hold on Kidman. Kidman elbows him in the gut a few times, before running into the ropes. He charges… and is floored with a brutal clothesline!

    Cole: “What a clothesline! Billy Kidman may be out of it!”

    JBL: “While it’s not as good as my infamous Clothesline from Hell, that one was a vicious clothesline from a vicious pitbull! Cover him Jamie!”

    Noble obliges (sort of) to JBL’s cry, and covers Kidman. 1…… 2….. Kidman gets the shoulder up!

    Cole: “Kidman once again has gotten the shoulder up, as he refuses to quit.”

    Noble gets up, and yells at the ref some more. The ref explains to him that it was only a two count, but it doesn’t matter as Noble shoves him anyway. The ref recovers from the shove… and shoves Noble back… right into a roll-up by Kidman!

    Cole: “HE’S GOT IT! HE’S GOT IT!”

    One……… Two……… Thr-NO! Noble rolls out of the pinning predicament. He quickly gets up, and is floored with a clothesline by Kidman. He gets up again, and once again is sent to the mat by Kidman. Kidman is on a roll now, as Noble gets up. Kidman sends him crashing to the mat with a scoop slam, and makes his way through the ropes onto the ring apron. He signals to the fans, resulting in some cheers, as he climbs to the top rope.

    Cole: “Kidman is on FIRE heading to the top rope, and we all know what may be coming here!”

    Kidman positions himself on the top turnbuckle, but Noble is up and climbs up as well. He nails Kidman with a few forearm shots to the mid-section, causing Kidman to bend over. Noble hooks him up for a suplex, but Kidman wraps his feet around the turnbuckle so he won’t move. Noble tries again, but this time Kidman uses his strength, lifting Noble up in the air and sending him crashing face-first to the canvas!

    Cole: “Ouch! Kidman just send Jamie Noble tumbling to the canvas!”

    JBL: “GET UP NOBLE! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE A NAME FOR YOURSELF! THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHOW THE WORLD WHY YOU’RE A PITBULL! GET UP!”

    Noble slowly gets up, clutching his mid-section, as Kidman positions himself. Noble looks up, and Kidman comes off with a crossbody! He connects, and lands on top of Noble, hooking the leg at the same time. 1… 2… Noble rolls through, hooking the leg and putting his foot on the middle rope for leverage. One……. Two…… Th-Kidman kicks out!

    Cole: “Kidman kicked out! Goodness, what a match we’re being treated to here to kick off Friday Night Smackdown!”

    JBL: “Come on ref, that was a three count! Kidman CHEATED!”

    Cole: “What the hell do you call Noble putting his foot on the rope for leverage then?”

    No response from JBL (for once), as both men get up. The two begin exchanging right hands, with Kidman getting the advantage. He goes for a short-armed clothesline, but Noble ducks. He spins Kidman around, and kicks him in the gut. Kidman doubles over, as Noble positions him for a powerbomb! But we all know that there’s no powerbombing Kidman, so once Noble hoists him onto his shoulders… Kidman comes down with a face crusher! The cover… One…. Two…. Thr-Noble gets the shoulder up!

    Cole: “Noble just BARELY got the shoulder up!”

    JBL: “I knew he was going to kick out Michael. That’s the instinct of a pitbull right there!”

    Both men get up, and Noble charges towards Kidman. Kidman lifts him in the air by his chest… and slams him to the mat with the BK Bomb! The crowd pops, recognizing the move, as Kidman grabs Noble’s arm and leg and drags him towards the turnbuckle. He begins climbing up, as the first couple of rows in the audience rise to their feet in anticipation.

    Cole: “Here it comes… THE SHOOTING STAR PRESS!! THE COVER!”

    ONE…….. TWO…….. THREE!

    Cole: “KIDMAN GETS THE WIN!!”

    The crowd applauds, as Kidman lets go of Noble, and slowly gets up. The ref helps him, and raises his arm in the air, as Kidman raises his other in triumph.

    Chimel: “Here’s your winner of the match – BILLYYYY KIIIIDMAAAAN!!

    He crumples to the mat, and rolls out of the ring, still holding his mid-section from the impact of the Shooting Star Press.

    Cole: “Billy Kidman gets the big win in his first match back on Smackdown!”

    JBL: “He got lucky Cole. He got lucky, and I wouldn’t be surprised if Noble took this up with Smackdown! General Manager Teddy Long for Kidman’s blatant cheating!”

    Kidman makes his way up the ramp, raising his arm again as a sign of victory, before making his way to the back.

    Cole: “Well, whatever, but the only thing that matters is that Billy Kidman is back on Friday Night Smackdown! and has made an IMMEDIATE impact upon is return.”

    Match Result: Billy Kidman def. Jamie Noble (7:24) via pinfall with the Shooting Star Press

    Segment Ratings: OR: 69%, CR: 59% (Crowd wasn’t really into the match until the end), MQ: 80% (Jamie Noble lost overness, Billy Kidman gained overness)

    My Thoughts: Pretty decent opener, about on-par with all the string of matches that they’ve had in previous years. The match surprisingly got a decent amount of time for cruiserweights, but the crowd wasn’t really into it, only popping for Kidman’s entrance, his gestures to the crowd, his plancha over the top rope, and the Shooting Star Press. At least they were into something. Nevertheless, a decent match that sadly wasn’t able to warm the crowd up. **1/4.

    -The Former World Champion Arrives… And Says Of Nothing Of Note. Actually, Nothing At All.-

    [The cameras go from showing Billy Kidman walking into the backstage area, to the arena’s parking lot. After the camera hangs around for a moment, a black car pulls up. It parks in an available space, and the engine shuts off. The door opens, and out steps…

    The former World Champion, REY MYSTERIO!

    A HUGE pop is heard for the former champion back inside the arena, as we see him (dressed in his black and white wrestling attire and a new black “You’re Just One Move Away From The 6-1-9!” t-shirt) close the door. Suddenly, Smackdown! interview Todd Grisham runs up to the car.]

    Todd Grisham: “Rey! Hey… Rey? Rey, you there?”

    [Mysterio just stares at Grisham, as Grisham holds the mic, smiling at the opportunity of being the first person to interview the former World champion following his lost to King Booker at The Great American Bash.]

    Grisham: “Rey, I think the question that everyone wants to know is: How are you feeling after you LOST the World title to King Booker at The Great American Bash, courtesy at the hands of a man you called your familia, a man you’ve stated was one of your best friends and like a brother to you, Chavo Guerrero?”

    [The camera zooms up to Mysterio’s face… as he says nothing. Nothing at all. Mysterio just looks into the camera, before walking to the back of his car. He opens the back door, and pulls out a bag.]

    Grisham: “Rey? Are you okay?”

    [Mysterio looks at Grisham again, but still says nothing. He hoists the duffle bag over his shoulder, and begins walking towards the backdoor entrance. The crowd in the arena is pretty silent, as the cameras show Mysterio walking into the door before heading to another commercial break.]

    Segment Rating: 79%

    My Thoughts: Hmmm. Pretty interesting thing they’ve got going here. Normally, Mysterio not saying anything usually is a good thing, but they’ve seem to silence him for now, as he’s obviously still in shock from what happened at The Great American Bash. Strong segment to put an edge that we’ve never seen before on a tiring Mysterio.

    -Commercial Break-

    -Tell Me He Didn’t Just Disrespect The King!-

    [The show returns from the second commercial break of the evening, with the cameras immediately in the backstage area once again. This time, we are in the locker room of the NEW World Heavyweight champion, King Booker. We see King Booker, along with Queen Sharmell, who is putting on his crown. The crowd attacks the King with a tremendous amount of boos, and even a “Booker Sucks!” chant. King Booker, however, is all smiles.]

    King Booker: “Baby, the time has finally come. The King of the World is finally the World champion of the land full of peasants… Smackdown!”

    Queen Sharmell: “I’m so proud of you baby. I knew you could always do it!”

    King Booker: “And thank you for the support, my queen.”

    [The two hug and kiss, as a knock on the door is heard. Both giggle, until another knock is heard.]

    King Booker: “Come in!”

    [The door opens, and in comes the United States champion Finlay, and William Regal. A chorus of boos are heard, as the two shake the King’s hand. Regal even bows down on one knee and kisses Queen Sharmell’s hand.]

    William Regal: “You’ve summoned us, King Booker?”

    King Booker: “Yes. Yes I have. Gentlemen, tonight is a very important night for the King’s crowning as the new World Heavyweight champion. That’s why I have summoned the King’s court. I want to make sure that EVERYTHING goes well for me and my beautiful queen here. So, I would like you two to accompany me to the ring for my celebration as THE KING OF THE WORLD!!”

    [Regal, ever the ass kisser, claps his hands, praising the King once again.]

    Finlay: “No problem Booker.”

    King Booker: “Thank you, kind sir. I want everything to be perfect. So tonight, I want you two to bring the WWE Tag Team titles to my kingdom. I want you to bring more gold to the King’s court, so we can reign as the most dominant force here on Smackdown!”

    [Finlay and Regal both shout “Yeah!”. And then, Regal segues into his usual chant…]

    Regal: “ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!! ALL HAIL KING BOOKER!! ALL HAIL KING-“

    [Regal’s chant is interrupted, as another knock on the door is heard. All four look puzzled, as Booker stares at the door reluctantly.]

    King Booker: “Come in.”

    [The door opens, and to the surprise of many…

    IN COMES THE ANIMAL, BATISTA!

    The crowd lets out a DEATHDEFYING pop, as the Animal (sporting another expensive suit – that man has TASTE) walks in. A very loud “Ba-tis-ta!” chant erupts through out the arena, as he walks right up to the King. Finlay and Regal immediately approach Batista, as the Animal stares right into the face of the World Heavyweight champion.]

    Batista: “Well, well, well! If it isn’t the new World Heavyweight champion, the King of Smackdown!, Booker T. All hail King Booker! Right?”

    [Regal and Finlay ball their hands into fist, but the King laughs.]

    King Booker: “Relax, my good men. He’s fine. Go prepare for your upcoming match. And remember – bring the gold back to the kingdom.”

    [The Irish & English men both eye Batista, before finally walking off. Batista looks at them and lets out a small chuckle, as they close the door behind him. He turns his attention back to the King. Both men stare into each others eyes, as the crowd laps it up. Finally, Booker breaks the silence with a laugh. Batista laughs in response, which prompts Booker to cut his laugh short.]

    King Booker: “What do you want, peasant?”

    Batista: “What do I want? Funny you ask that Booker, as you DO have something I want.”

    King Booker: “Really? And what might that be?”

    [batista chuckles again, and puts a hand on Booker’s shoulder. The King laughs as well, but this time Batista is the one to cut his laugh short. The crowd pops again for the Animal.]

    Batista: “The World Heavyweight championship. You see Booker, I spent about six months at home on my ass, waiting to reclaim what’s rightfully mine. Yeah Booker, I watched you. I watched everything you did here on Smackdown! during the time I was recovering. I watched you become the King of the Ring. I watched you and your court beat down Bobby Lashley week after week. I watched you defeat Rey Mysterio for the World Heavyweight title. I watched EVERY single thing you did Booker, and to be honest… I’m not impressed.”

    [booker’s attitude takes a turn, as he slaps Batista’s hand off his shoulder. He has an angry expression on his face, as he gets into the face of Batista.]

    King Booker: “What the hell you talkin’ bout man? I done everythin’ here on Smackdown! I’m the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION. Somethin’ that YOU had to give up because of yo lil’ injury.”

    Batista: “That’s right Booker. I DID have to give it up. And you’re right – you HAVE done everything here on Smackdown!. But there’s one thing that you haven’t done Booker.”

    King Booker: “And what the hell is that, Batista?”

    Batista: “You haven’t beaten ME!”

    [The crowd lets out another huge cheer, as Batista now gets directly in Booker’s face.]

    Batista: “You’ve NEVER beaten the Animal! So, I wanted to tell you face-to-face, man-to-man, that I plan on coming for you Booker. And when I do come for you, I promise you that I will regain what I never lost. I will regain the – no, correction. I will regain MY World Heavyweight championship! And when I do Booker, I promise you that it ain’t gonna be pretty. I took out Mark Henry. I took out Mr. Kennedy. And when I get my hands on you Booker, I’m taking you out and taking what’s mine in the process!”

    [Yep, you guessed it. The fans go absolutely CRAZY for the Animal’s comments. Booker backs up a little, as Batista brushes off his suit.

    King Booker: “Who the hell do you think you are peasant?! I’mma tell you one thing right now – you NEED to ease up outta my face and get off my back. Now let me let you somethin’, BA-TIS-TA. I ain’t no joke. I waited five years to become the SIX-TIME… SIX-TIME… SIX-TIME… SIX-TIME… SIX-TIME…”

    Batista: “I can count Booker. What’s your point?”

    King Booker: “My point is, right now, I’M the World Heavyweight champion. If you want a shot at my belt, you gonna have to earn it sucka! Matta fact man, I ain’t got time for this. I sure as hell ain’t worried bout a peasant like you!”

    [batista lets a sly smile play on his face. He rubs his chin, as if he’s in thought.]

    King Booker: “What?”

    Batista: “You’re right. You shouldn’t be worried about me. Infact, you should be worried about Rey Mysterio. After what he told me about what he has planned for you tonight, I’m the least of your worries champ.”

    [batista pats the King on his shoulder again, as Booker winces in pain. He walks out laugh, and closes the door behind him. Booker looks at Sharmell with an expression mixed with anger and worry.]

    King Booker: “What the hell did he mean by that?!”

    Queen Sharmell: “I don’t know baby.”

    [booker looks at the door of the locker room, as we go back to ringside.]

    Segment Rating: 78%

    My Thoughts: GREAT promo between the two. Batista & King Booker have shown that they have great chemistry, and we can only hope that the two will mix it up more on-screen and mix it up in the ring as well in the near future. Batista was on fire, Booker was gold as usual, and this resulted in one of the best promos on Smackdown! in a LONG time. Good job.

    Cole: “Whoa! Batista sure made a hell of a statement to the King! Did you hear that JBL?”

    JBL: “Yes, I did Michael Cole. And all I have to say is… the nerve of the man!”

    Cole: “What do you mean?”

    JBL: “Did you hear what he said?! Did you hear him disrespect the finest World Heavyweight champion we’ve ever had here on Smackdown?! Huh? Michael, that was COMPLETELY uncalled for, and I hope the King gives Batista what’s coming to him!”

    Cole: “Well, regardless of if Batista disrespected the man or not, we do know that Batista plans on coming with full force to reclaim what he thinks is rightfully his.”

    JBL: “It’s NOT rightfully his Michael Cole, and I’ll tell you why. Batista’s been on the shelf for what, six, seven months? The man needs to EARN his title shots. Do you think that I was just AWARDED World title shots when I was wrestling here on Smackdown?. No, I went out and bust my ass each and every single night and earned every single title shot that I was awarded for my hard work. That’s why I was the longest reigning champion in the history of Smackdown! Michael Cole.”

    Cole: “I know a few people that might object to you “earning” your title shots, partner.”

    [The scene now cuts to ringside, with the bell ringing. Tony Chimel is once again in the ring.]

    Chimel: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest will be the Gregory Helms ‘Cruiserweight Title Invitational’!”

    [The music of the Cruiserweight champion begins to play, as Gregory Helms makes his way out to the ring, with the Cruiserweight title wrapped around his waist. He of course takes time to argue with some fans as he makes his way to ringside.]

    Chimel: “Introducing first, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 215lbs, he is the Cruiserweight champion of the world – GREGORYYYY HELLLLMS!!

    [No reaction is really heard, as Helms rolls into the ring and unhooks the belt from around his waist. He raises it high in the air.]

    Cole: “Even though you may not like his tactics during his matches, Gregory Helms has been on quite a roll since coming to Smackdown! back at the Royal Rumble.”

    JBL: “A roll? This man has single handily DOMINATED the entire cruiserweight division here on Smackdown! Michael. Infact, he’s knocked off every single challenger that was potentially a threat to his belt that he needs to provide hometown losers a chance to claim it. There’s nobody in the WWE that can stop him.”

    Cole: “And speaking of hometown, let’s explain the rules for you for Gregory Helms invitational. Each week, Helms has declared that he will be defending the belt against any hometown cruiserweight that chooses to challenge him for the title. The person has five minutes to last with Helms in the ring. If that person can go five minutes, they will win the Cruiserweight title. So, the challenger does not have to pin or make Helms submit to win the title – they just have to last five minutes in the ring with him. However, if Helms wins by pinfall, submission, count-out or disqualification within that time limit, he retains the title.”

    [The cameras go back to the ring. Chimel is standing next to a wrestler, presumably a hometown cruiserweight challenger.]

    Chimel: “And his opponent, from DETROIT, MICHIGAN (even that fails to get a pop), weighing in at 203lbs – PETE THOMAS!!

    [Thomas raises his arms, as Helms gets in his face. Helms smiles, and offers him a handshake. Don’t shake his hand… don’t shake his hand… don’t shake his hand! But of course, being the idiot babyface, Thomas shakes his hand, only for Helms to NAIL Thomas with the belt! Helms begins stomping him, as the match begins.]

    Gregory Helms ‘Open Invitational Match’ for the WWE Cruiserweight Title

    Gregory Helms© vs. Pete Thomas

    A graphic comes on the screen, showing the Cruiserweight title, and under it says “Gregory Helms Open Invitational”. A clock then appears on the upper right hand corner of the screen, showing 5:00. Helms continues to stomp the challenger, as the match gets underway. He lifts him up, and nails him with a vicious forearm shot to the throat. Thomas stumbles into the ropes, and Helms nails some hard-hitting chops right to the chest of the challenger.

    Cole: “What a forearm by the Cruiserweight champion, and now the chops to the chest.”

    Helms whips Thomas into the ropes. Thomas comes back, and Helms nails him with a clothesline! He picks up the limp body of the challenger, and sets him up for a sidewalk slam. Instead, Helms comes down with a backbreaker! The cover… 1… 2… Thomas gets the shoulder up.

    Cole: “Thomas barely gets the shoulder up.”

    JBL: “This kid needs to quit while he’s ahead and needs to realize that this man right here is the most dominant Cruiserweight champion in the history of the WWE, and the most dominant Cruiserweight in the world!”

    Helms slaps around Thomas, as the clock reads 4:00 now. Helms cockiness perhaps gets the best of him, as it allows Thomas to grab Helms and roll him up with a small package! 1… 2… Helms rolls out!

    Cole: “Helms nearly lost the title there!”

    JBL: “Relax Michael. This match will be over in a matter of seconds. Helms is just letting him get his fifteen seconds of fame before he puts him away once and for all.”

    Helms gets up, obviously angered at the thought of nearly losing the title. He takes out his frustrations on the young Thomas with a running knee to the gut. The clock ticks down to 3:30, as Helms stomps away on Thomas again. He picks up Thomas,

  5. Pretty interesting. I'm going to like watching how you handle Charlie in CZW, as well as Russ if he decides to join as well. For some reason, I have a feeling that Russ will gain some resentment towards Charlie as he moves on to bigger and better things, but maybe that's just me. I'm usually wrong about these things anyway.

    No disrespect to the deceased, but I think it will be a very focal point in this diary if you do decide to go on with Russ's death. I don't think it is necessary to do so (as your whole motto is a story re-written, after all), but if you do decide to do so it will really be a challenge to your writing ability. Hopefully you make it that far in the diary, as I see this having a lot of potential in being one of the better diaries in the Dome.

    Good job. (Y)

  6. The Meeting That Changed Everything (7/24/06)

    It was one day after Smackdown!’s Great American Bash pay-per-view. How it was somehow a success, I do not know. It seemed that even though Bobby Lashley, The Great Khali, Super Crazy & Mark Henry were all out of action, thus unable to compete on the show, the matches they were suppose to compete in actually turned out better then if said talent had been in them. Well, that’s what the internet said. Doubt any of the marks bought into it, as they want their guys like Lashley and Khali and Henry and… nevemind. They still can appreciate quality wrestling like anyone, however, so this isn’t meant to be a knock to wrestling fans that don’t have as much knowledge as us internet geeks.

    However, under such short notice, the pay-per-view was viewed as a success, and showed that Smackdown!, despite their injury plagued roster, were still moving forward with the intent on proving that they were the number one dominant brand in the Sports Entertainment business, far superior to what the WWE puts on as RAW.

    That is, of course, unless your Vince McMahon.

    And so, a meeting was called, hours prior to RAW going live. Normally, Smackdown! superstars weren’t required to attend RAW, as they weren’t doing anything on the show (barring super cards with a Smackdown! taping before hand and an angle involving Smackdown!, of course). However, Vinnie Mac personally made the call for all Smackdown! superstars to be at the Gund Arena in Cleveland, OH, six o’ clock sharp.

    And when Vinnie Mac comes calling, you know it’s going to be trouble.

    A lot of the Smackdown! guys were excited to be there, however. It wasn’t every day that they were backstage at RAW, plus the fact that they would be able to see old friends that they hardly ever saw except for on those super card shows and the select pay-per-views. But, many feared that this would finally be in the end of the brand split, as McMahon finally decided to pull the plug on the Smackdown! brand while it continued on life support, and merge the two brands back together. While that wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing, seeing as the WWE’s roster is far smaller then it was in 2002 when the brand split first began, the Smackdown! superstars feared losing their jobs. Most of the RAW guys would have their futures secured already, and a lot of the Smackdown! guys (mainly lower card workers and cruiserweights) just knew that they would lose their job.

    And so, every active WWE Smackdown! superstar was piled into a locker room specially dubbed “The Smackdown! Locker Room”. It had its own name tag on the front door and everything! I guess most of the guys on the B-Show weren’t use to this. A lot of chatter was going on, as everyone wondered what all this was about.

    Booker T: “Hey Teddy, do you know what’s going on man? I ain’t got time to be waitin’ here just for Vince to tell me that most of us gonna get fired, or that I’mma lose the World Heavyweight title to Edge or John Cena and go back to losin’ to the damn Boogeyman.”

    Theodore Long: “What the hell you askin’ me for Booker? Mr. MacMahon called me here just like the rest of you all. I don’t get no special privileges playa. I’m wondering what we all here for just like the rest of yall.”

    Batista: “Well, it doesn’t matter to me. I already know that I have my slot secured. I don’t know about the rest of these guys.”

    Around the room, the littler guys that Dave was talking about looked like they just received the worst news of their life. Well, that’s until Vince gave them the word, anyway. Paul London & Brian Kendrick clutched on to their WWE Tag Team championships, fearing that it would be the last time they held them. Mike “The Miz” Mizanin was sitting in a chair in the back of the room, writing notes on a piece of paper. He was probably trying to memorize his lines days in advance before he had to say them, incase he was going to be canned because of that. Even WWE mainstays like Scotty 2 Hotty & Funaki were looking pretty nervous. Hell, Rey Mysterio was even sweating under his mask!

    Long tried to calm the crew down. Even though he was an on-air character, he somehow felt like the leader, as if he really was the general manager of the brand.

    Long: “Relax guys. I’m sure Mr. MacMahon ain’t gonna fire yall. Just probably wants to talk to yall, that’s all playas. Relax!”

    Hell, even Long didn’t believe it. He felt that this was the end of the brand split just like the rest of the guys, and that he indeed would have no position in the WWE anymore. With Vince McMahon & Shane McMahon on RAW as their authority figures every week attempting to fight off the ego-fucks that were Triple H & Shawn Michaels, why would he be needed as general manager of the whole WWE? He didn’t let the other guys know what he was thinking, though.

    Just then, the chairmen himself burst into the locker room. Everyone straightened up in their seats, folding their hands in their lap and paying attention to whatever the boss had to say.

    Paul London & Brian Kendrick: “Hello Mr. McMahon, sir!”

    Scotty 2 Hotty: “Anything I can do for you, sir?”

    Ashley Massaro: “Anything I can do for you, you handsome stud?”

    Vince laughed. Somehow, that brought even more nervousness to the already depressed locker room.

    Vince McMahon: “Relax everybody, relax. There’s not going to be any merger of RAW & Smackdown!. No one is going to get fired. That is, unless you cross the boss…”

    The whole locker room went silent. Vince let out another laugh, prompting everyone in the locker room to laugh their hardest, as if they had heard the funniest joke in the world. Vince stopped and cleared his throat, which cut everyone off. The room was filled with silence once again.

    Vince: “However, we DO need to talk about where this brand is headed. But first, I guess you notice that some guys aren’t here. Namely, Ken Kennedy, Matt Hardy & Kid Kash. Well guys, Ken has been injured once again.”

    Batista: “Awww man, I didn’t even mean to Vince. Honestly, I didn’t mean to bust him open. It just…”

    Vince: “Relax Dave, it’s not your fault. Infact, it’s Ken’s fault for not protecting himself, and when he gets back in a week or two, he won’t be pushed nearly how he was before. Anyway, Matthew is injured as well, but he’ll be back in a couple weeks. As for Kash… well… he’s suspended.”

    Everyone looked at Jamie Noble, his tag team partner. Noble looked away, obviously knowing why Kash was suspended before hand, but not wanting to reveal it. Finally, someone spoke up.

    Psicosis: “Why?”

    Vince: “Why what?”

    Psicosis: “Well, you said Kash was suspended. I guess everyone here wants to know why.”

    The room goes silent once again, as the superstars wait for McMahon’s response. Before he can speak, the new World Heavyweight champion interrupts him.

    Booker T: “Excuse me Vince, but let me field this one for you.”

    Book clears his throat, as he turns in his seat to look at Psicosis. He stares at him for a moment, before answering his question.

    Booker T: “Shutup fool, and don’t question the boss!”

    Most of the guys in the locker room laugh, as the Mexican cruiserweight slumps in his chair. Batista, however, wasn’t laughing at all.

    Batista: “Why don’t you shutup Booker? He was just asking a question – a question that you know good and well all of us were wondering. Just keep your comments to yourself.”

    Book seems taken back by Batista’s comment, but gets up and looks down at him.

    Booker T: “Why don’t you MAKE me shutup, man?”

    Batista stands up, and gets in Booker’s face. He smiles at him, and looks at him up and down.

    Batista: “Gladly.”

    The two began bumping their chest against each other, but Vince and Long get between them.

    Vince: “Why don’t you BOTH shutup before I suspended both of you without pay?”

    Booker T: “But I’m the World Heavyweight champion.”

    Batista: “And I’m… Batista.”

    They always did say the big men in the WWE were kind of slow… and not just in the ring.

    Vince: “Well Booker, you could very well be the former World Heavyweight champion if you don’t keep your mouth shut. And Batista… oh, nevermind! My point is, both of you need to sit down and stop behaving like children.”

    Both men obliged, and the room was quiet once again. Vince cleared his throat, and began to speak.

    Vince: “Now, I’m going to make this short because I’m running late to help with RAW. First, as you know, the ratings for Smackdown! are at their lowest point ever. Because of this, the CW Network is beginning to hound me and is considering not picking up Smackdown! after our thirteen trial episodes. All of our writers are busy with RAW and getting ECW off the ground, so… Teddy… you are now the head booker of Smackdown!. Anything you want goes, as long as it is run by me before it goes on the air.”

    Everyone let out a quick yell, before being silenced at the wrath of Vince McMahon’s glare. He looked at Long, and smiled. Teddy wasn’t as amused.

    Long: “Mr. MacMahon, it’ll be an honor to book Smackdown!, but with all due respect, I don’t know how to book a wrestling show. I just play the General Manager on-air.”

    Vince: “Good. Now you can use that experience to play General Manager off-air.”

    Long: “Well… do I get any writers?”

    Vince: “They’re all busy with helping me with RAW & ECW. You can hire someone if you’d like.”

    And ladies in gentlemen – THAT’S where I come into play.

  7. Hmmm... interesting. Not much of a backstory, but to the point and focused on what the diary is all about. I'll definitely be reading to keep an eye on the competition :P. All jokes aside though, it'll be interesting to see how you handle things with your injured roster. Look foward to reading. (Y)

    EDIT: Oh, and awesome graphics for the diary. Made them yourself?

  8. The Curse: A story of the Smackdown! Brand

    Because, you know, if things couldn't get worse...

    Remember when Smackdown! use to be the dominant brand in the WWE?

    Yep, you probably don't.

    To the casual World Wrestling Entertainment fan that tunes into Smackdown! every Friday night at 8pm on UPN, it's been nothing but a disappointment and a waste of two hours of wrestling for the past two years. Smackdown! had been so ridiculed by Vince McMahon and the higher ups in the WWE that everyone has been wondering why they even bother with booking it (if that's what you want to call them doing). Many have stated that it would be in the best interest of the WWE to effective immediately end this roster split and combine the RAW and Smackdown! rosters for months now, letting ECW stand on its own while RAW & Smackdown! becomes the WWE once again.

    Well, I guess you all are wondering how exactly the Smackdown! brand went from complete and utter dominance to the B-Show of the WWE. Let's start from the 'death' blow (no pun or disrespect intended) that marked the beginning of the end for the once dominant brand in the WWE known as Smackdown!.

    On what seemed to be a regular Sunday morning on November 13th, 2005, turned out to be a nightmare for not only the WWE, but the wrestling world in general, as well as for his family and friends.

    Eddie Guerrero passed away, found dead in his hotel room in Minneapolis, Minnesota.

    It was like a dark cloud formed over the wrestling community. Eddie was not only one of the most popular guys on and off-screen in the WWE, but also with guys in NWA: TNA as well as Ring of Honor and other indy & international promotions. The WWE held a press conference regarding Guerrero's death that same day, with people close to Eddie such as his nephew Chavo Guerrero and the chairman of the WWE, Vince McMahon, speaking on the matter. It had also been rumored (and confirmed later on) that Eddie was to win the World Heavyweight championship in a triple threat match with challenger Randy Orton & then champion Batista (who was going to take time off to heal injuries) that night at a Smackdown! taping that would air on November 18th, 2005. TNA even dedicated their pay-per-view the night of his passing to Eddie Guerrero. It was truly one of the saddest days in wrestling history.

    The following night, the WWE's flagship show, RAW, was a tribute of sorts to the life of Eddie Guerrero. Many wrestlers on the WWE roster spoke on Eddie Guerrero and how good of a role model, friend and father he was, as well as how he personally affected their lives. A couple matches went on, dedicated in the memory of Eddie Guerrero, including a tremendous emotional Rey Mysterio/Shawn Michaels encounter that in any other circumstances, would have been a dream match waiting to happen. Guys closer to Guerrero, like Chris Benoit, Paul "The Big Show" Wight, Rey Misterio Jr., all broke down in tears during the show, showing how much Guerrero truly meant to them.

    A few nights later, WWE Smackdown! aired, also paying respects to the late great Eddie Guerrero, highlighted by a Chris Benoit vs Triple H match deticated to the memory of Guerrero. Benoit picked up the victory with a roll-up after fifteen minutes of back-and-forth competitive action. Afterwards, Benoit and HHH shared an emotional hug, and Dean Malenko, another personal friend of Guerrero's, raised Benoit's hand after the match Even though it would be hard, it was time for the workers in the WWE to go back to work and began to move on.

    The following months saw Smackdown! in a major slump. It was completely evident that Eddie Guerrero's death left a big void in the Smackdown! roster, as well as the Smackdown! family. Most of the focus was on The Undertaker/Randy Orton program, which overshadowed Smackdown!'s Survivor Series victory against RAW when Taker returned and destroyed mostly the entire roster. Rey Mysterio seemed to be in line for a push, which many rebelled against because he was only getting so due to Guerrero's death (although rumors had it that he was going to get a decent push towards the United States title in the near future). Batista seemed to be waiting for the Orton/Taker program to be over with so the WWE could move onto the money program with Batista & Orton for WrestleMania 22. Everything seemed ready to pick up with the new year just around the corner.

    And then... it began.

    The Curse

    By the time Smackdown!'s Great American Bash in July of 2006 came around, a couple things were evident regarding the Smackdown! brand.

    The main thing indeed was the injuries that plagued the roster. Batista was forced to relinquish the World Heavyweight championship after suffering from various injuries that desperately needed surgery to repair. Batista worked through the injuries for awhile, mainly due to the large void that Eddie Guerrero's death left for the Smackdown! brand. However, after continuous pain from his nagging injuries, Batista decided it was time for him to let them heal so he could come back stronger then ever. And so, the animal bowed out, with his return time set in four to six months.

    After Batista opted to take time off for his injuries, other Smackdown! wrestlers began dropping like flies. Chris Benoit decided to take a sabbatical, as he claimed he was both physically and emotionally and worn out, and needed time to take off. Rumors had it that Benoit had been working too hard since Guerrero's death, and finally decided he needed time away from the business like Chris Jericho to think about his future in professional wrestling. The WWE wrote this off as Mark Henry destroying Benoit in his so-called "Path of Destruction". It's not telling when the Crippler will return to the Smackdown! ring, if ever.

    Speaking of Mark Henry, who was currently amongst the biggest push of his career, was injured... again. This was no surprise, but it certainly put a damper on the Batista/Henry feud they had built for months once Batista returned to the ring. Henry tore his patella tendon right off the bone, and also split his patella right in half. How he did so, after a simple charge attempting to squash World Heavyweight champion Rey Mysterio in the corner at WWE's Saturday Night Main Event, is not known, but it is known that he will be out of action for the next eight months and will not compete at the Great American Bash. Infact, many believe that once Henry's famous ten-year contract runs out soon, he will either be released from the WWE, or re-signed for a lower amount then he was originally making.

    The Boogeyman, one of Smackdown!'s fastest rising stars and a personal favorite of Vince McMahon, had been injured since WrestleMania 22. The undefeated monster tore his left bicep in a house show match with Booker T close to WrestleMania. He worked through the WrestleMania match, underwent surgery a couple days later, and will be out for the next four to six months.

    John "Bradshaw" Layfield, one of Smackdown!'s premiere faces, was also plagued with injuries. The big Texan decided to take time off from the ring due to a serious back injury that may keep JBL out of the ring for good. JBL gracefully bowed out of competition by losing the United States championship to Bobby Lashley on the Smackdown! after Judgment Day, as well as losing a shot at the World Heavyweight title to Rey Mysterio later on that night. In storyline sense, JBL had said that if he lost to Mysterio that night, he would retire. However, he later stated that he did not have a formal contract with Smackdown! General Manager Theodore Long, and never intended to leave Smackdown!. He would honor his commitments of retirement, and joined Smackdown!'s announcing team with Michael Cole after Tazz left to re-join ECW.

    ECW. Ah, those thieving bastards. With the impending return of ECW just a couple weeks away, Vince McMahon allowed Paul Heyman two draft picks for his new vision of ECW - one from RAW, one from Smackdown!. And so on the May 29th edition of RAW, Heyman announced his two picks. His first, former ECW mainstay and the longest ECW Television champion in the history of the promotion, "Mr. Money In The Bank" Rob Van Dam. Van Dam was an obvious choice, as he was planning on cashing in his Money in The Bank shot on his self-proclaimed "home turf", challenging former WWE Champion John Cena for the WWE championship at ECW's One Night Stand Pay-Per-View. However, nobody expected who Heyman's pick from Smackdown! would be.

    Heyman had a vision for the new ECW - to bring the most dominant athletes in the world and let them experience the phenomenon, the new breed that is Extreme Championship Wrestling. And so, Heyman selected Kurt Angle, former World Heavyweight champion as his pick for ECW. This was a huge loss for the Smackdown! brand, as Angle was one of the few credible main eventers on the show. Infact, he had been sent from RAW back to Smackdown! to fill the void left by Batista's absence. Angle, was personally not pleased with being sent to ECW, but tried to make the best of his venture there. In a related note, Nunzio (now known once again as Little Guido), Al Snow, Stevie Richards, Simon Dean (going back to his Super Nova origins) and Doug Basham both left the Smackdown! brand to join Heyman's ECW as well.

    Former United States champion Bobby Lashley was also off of the Smackdown! roster. He was discovered to have elevated enzymes of the liver on the eve of the Great American Bash, and would be out until further evaluation. Lashley was scheduled to face United States champion Finlay and William Regal in a triple threat match for the belt at the Great American Bash, but was forced out of the match due to this medical condition. Many have speculated what this could be from, and looking at Lashley, steroids were the first obvious choice. Hepatitis C, which is easily transmittable and incurable, and alcohol abuse could be reasons for this sudden illness as well. However, it has been undetermined what the cause of this is from, and will not be known until after further testing.

    The Great Khali also was suffering from some sort of liver disease, and would be out until further evaluation as well. His case was not deemed to be that serious, and it's possible that he could return in the upcoming weeks. However, he too would not be able to compete at the Great American Bash after weeks of being billed as the opponent of The Undertaker in a Punjabi Prison match.

    Super Crazy also tested for the same liver disease, and was pulled off of the road effective immediately. Crazy was originally penciled in as being Gregory Helms opponent for the Cruiserweight championship at the Great American Bash, but those plans have since been changed. Mark Henry, Super Crazy, Bobby Lashley & The Great Khali - four superstars scheduled for matches for the Great American Bash that had to be pulled from the card.

    Hey, whatever happened to 'Pirate' Paul? Well, he too was injured, a knee injury that would keep him out for an unknown period of time. He was also a victim of Mark Henry's famed "Path of Destruction". During this time off, the WWE will be developing a new gimmick for him upon his return to replace his pirate one that failed to catch on.

    Hardcore Holly & Matt Hardy have both been suffering from staph infections for awhile now. Hardy's was not as serious as Holly's, but the case developed once again during the Great American Bash weekend that will keep him off the road for a couple of weeks. Holly has been out of action since November of 2005, but is said to be close to returning to the ring.

    Oh yeah, and the drugs. Joey Mercury, once known for his MNM fame and his tag team run in ECW, was in rehab for drug abuse, and was out indefinitely as well. It has been rumored that he will shipped over to ECW when he returns, resulting in another loss for the Smackdown! brand.

    You know what's as bad as drug abuse? A temper. Apparently, something either happened after the Great American Bash pay-per-view or prior to it, as the WWE has decided to take Kid Kash (and possibly Jamie Noble) off the road as well for thirty days for what seems to be a personal issue

    Hell, even WWE diva Kristal was sent to the hospital after her match at The Great American Bash! A bra & panties match at that, mind you.

    And so, how do you compensate for losing four guys being billed in high profile matches on your upcoming pay-per-view, as well as your already thin roster getting thinner and thinner with the WWE seemingly refusing to add or make up for the lost talent of the dying brand?

    Go on with the show, I guess.

    Smackdown! Presents: The Great American Bash

    Held on Sunday, July 23rd, 2006

    Live from the Conseco Field House in Indianapolis, IN

    - The opening of the show began with some cruiserweight tag team action. It had been made clearly that a tag team division was no longer necessary in the day and age of the WWE, but that didn't stop WWE Tag Team champions Paul London & Brian Kendrick, and challengers The Pitbulls (Jamie Noble & Kid Kash) from going all out to open the show. After thirteen and a half minutes of back-and-forth old school tag team action with a little new school mixed into it, Kendrick nailed a sunset flip on Noble with a dropsault followed by London to keep the tag team titles around the waste of the champions. This was a great opener to warm up the crowd, and showed that maybe there was some promise for this pay-per-view after all.

    - In our first backstage segment of the night, The Great Khali wanted The Undertaker right then and there. However, Daivari forced Khali to wait. Khali wasn't pleased, and lifted Daivari off of his feet to scare him.

    - Smackdown! General Manager Theodore Long then came out, and revealed on-screen and to the fans in the live attendance that former United States champion would not be competing tonight. Lashley wanted to fight, and didn't care what the doctors say, but Long (despite the "Let Him Fight!" chants from the crowd) said he couldn't allow that. United States champion Finlay & William Regal both came out, ignoring Lashley as he made his exit. Finlay mocked Long, and said that Lashley was just afraid to fight the two. Finlay told Long, that Regal agreed that Long should just raise Finlay's arm and announce that he was the winner by forfeit, and thus retained the title. Long said that he promised a United States title match, and that the fans were indeed going to get a United States title match, with Finlay defending against Regal.

    - And so, two members of the King's Court battled over the United States championship. The match was filled with brutal, stiff wrestling that you normally don't see everyday on WWE television. The fans weren't really into the match, as they had no one to cheer and simply didn't care for the match being put on right in front of them. However, that didn't stop internet smarks all around the world from enjoying this contest of stiffness. Some comedy spots resulted as well, with hilarious moments between Regal and The Little Bastard. In the end, both men tried to cheat, but the LB gave Finlay Regal's boot that he ripped off earlier, and that was all Finlay needed to ensure him the win (along with leverage from the ropes) to retain the United States title after fourteen minutes of real wrestling. While the average WWE mark in attendance probably didn't enjoy this match, many on the internet hoped this was the first of many matches between the two to come.

    - In another backstage segment, Chavo Guerrero planted the seeds for his heel turn by telling Rey how they were family and all that sentimental bullshit, and "World Heavyweight champion" Rey Mysterio was incredibly stupid enough to believe it. That's all I gotta say about that.

    - Up next, Gregory Helms defended the WWE Cruiserweight championship. That was pretty surprising. What was even more surprising was that Matt Hardy was the challenger. Not so much that, but the fact that Matt freakin' Hardy was going to have a match on PPV! That right there folks is something you don't see every day... err, month. Anyway, Hardy made the challenge (despite Cole saying that he was clearly overweight compared to the weight limits for the cruiserweight division, but hey, if your World HEAVYWEIGHT champion weighs less then your Cruiserweight champion, what does limits matter?), but came up short as after nearly twelve minutes of action, Helms rolled up Hardy and hooked the tights to win the match, and keep his reign as the longest WWE Cruiserweight champion ever going.

    - And again, The Great Khali wanted The Undertaker. Daivari tells him to take his time, but the Deadman appeared anyway, attacking Daivari. Khali, along with help from the ECW Heavyweight champion The Big Show, attacked Taker. Referees and GM Teddy Long stopped the carnage.

    - Shortly after, Daivari thanked Show for his help, as the alliance between Khali and Show continued. Long emerged, and says plain and simple that this was bullshit. He then announces since this isn't ECW and since Show decided to come to Smackdown!, that he'll face Taker instead!

    - Now, the Punjabi Prison match. The "prison" looked a lot like Hell in a Kennel, only with bamboo instead. The structure did, however, look pretty cool and unique. The rules were that the inner cage has four doors, and can only be opened by a referee upon request. Once that door was open, it would remain open for sixty seconds. If the participant was or was not able to get out of the door, the door would close and couldn't be open again. On the outer cage, there was no door, so the only way to win was by escape. Along with the cage was a table with weapons on it. While the idea was fresh and interesting, the match turned out to be nothing more then another Taker/Show brawl with a lame finish, as Taker dived onto Show and the two fell through the cage with Taker being announced as the man who hit the floor first. Another new match by the WWE, and another bad pay-off to the debut of a new match. Afterwards, Khali & Daivari climbed the cell and stared down Taker.

    - Backstage, Queen Sharmell gave some inspiring words to King Booker, including that tonight, once he defeated Rey Mysterio to become the six-time World champion, he would be the King of the World.

    - Bra & Panties... Ashley won. Next.

    - Mr. Kennedy was then interviewed by The Miz~!. Kennedy explained his reason for challenging Batista once he heard that Mark Henry had been injured - because he can and will defeat him. He claimed that once the dust had settled, the announcer would cry out his name as the winner of the match... MISTEEEEEEEEEEEER... KENNEDYYYYYY..... Kennedy.

    - What was suppose to be Batista battling Mark Henry with the winner becoming the #1 contender for the World championship, turned out to be Batista destroying Mr. Kennedy. Early in the match, Batista slammed Kennedy into the ring steps, and Kennedy appeared to be bleeding hard way. However, the match continued, and Kennedy actually was booked strongly... sort of. In the end, Batista continued the brutal assault on Kennedy. After all, he had been on the sidelines for month and wanted to take out his anger on someone, and since Henry wasn't there, why not Kennedy? Batista absolutely went crazy, and choked Kennedy. When he didn't relinquish the hold, the referee was forced to call the bell and award Kennedy the match by disqualification. The Animal didn't care, and nailed three spinebusters and a Batista Bomb on Kennedy before wiping the blood from Kennedy’s face onto his chest and celebrating. While he didn't pick up the win, it was certainly clear that The Animal was indeed back and unleashed once again.

    - Finally, it was time for the main event. After battling on Smackdown! in a non-title match, the champion and the challenger engaged in a pretty decent affair over the World championship. The match was paced well, and resulted in a better match then their effort two days ago. In the end, a ref bump occurred, and Mysterio had the match won after a 6-1-9 and a Frog Splash, in tribute to the late great Eddie Guerrero. After realizing that there was no referee, Book took advantage, nailing a low blow and a Book End. The king grabbed a chair from the outside, but missed the chair shot, which allowed Mysterio to dropkick it into Booker's face. With the momentum swinging Rey's way as the ref began to recover, Chavo Guerrero came out and... you guessed it... turned on Mysterio with a chair shot. Book was shocked, but went for the cover anyway. After three slaps of the ref's hand on the match, King Booker was the new World Heavyweight champion. Chavo walked off, as the King and the Queen celebrated. All Hail King Booker was all you heard, as the Great American Bash came to an end.

    Quick Match Results

    Paul London & Brian Kendrick© def. The Pitbulls to retain the WWE Tag Team titles at 13:29

    Finlay© def. William Regal to retain the United States title at 13:49 with a boot to the face and leverage with the ropes

    Gregory Helms© def. Matt Hardy to retain the WWE Cruiserweight title at 11:44 with a roll-up while hooking the tights

    The Undertaker def. The Big Show (substituting for The Great Khali) in a Punjabi Prison match at 21:35 after both men fell through the cage, and Taker was declared the winner as he hit the floor first

    Ashley Massaro def. Kristal Marshall, Jillian Hall & Michelle McCool in a four-way Bra & Panties match at 5:18 after stripping Kristal

    Mr. Kennedy def. Batista via disqualification at 8:37 after Batista refused to relinquish his choke hold on Kennedy, forcing the referee to ring the bell

    King Booker def. Rey Mysterio© to win the World Heavyweight title at 16:48 after Chavo Guerrero's interference

  9. - Good opening match to start the show. While the John Cena/Rob Conway match was obviously meant to be a squash, I felt that not only you got Cena over with the strong win, but also Conway over for putting up a valiant effort. Good match write-up for a four-five minute squash. I also like how you two have made Cena into more of a bad-ass with his F-U on Balls Mahoney through the announcer's table. The only thing I don't like is if the Extremists are suppose to be "invading" ECW of some sorts, Balls should not be coming through the back. Balls coming through the crowd would be more believable, but it's only a small tidbit, so it doesn't really matter.

    - Spirit Squad segment was pretty blah. Vince McMahon seemed out of character, like he had just memorized his lines a couple minutes before the segment and gave his promo without any emotion. I really did like the portrayal of the Spirit Squad, however.

    - Pretty strong promo from Randy Orton. You guys are one of the few writers in The Dome that I have seen actually capture Orton's style on the mic and pretty much nailed it. I like where you're going with this Orton/Angle thing, as it explains why Angle is absent for awhile and really gets over Orton as the Legend Killer.

    - The Eugene/Snitsky segment was kind of funny, and instantly made a new freak-ish tag team for you guys to work with. Again, the portrayal of Eugene was magnificent. I couldn't really get into Snitsky, but nevertheless, another good, strong, to-the-point segment that was very well written and built for future storylines. For some reason, I eventually smell a Snitsky turn.

    - Nice moment with Paul Heyman kicking Jim Ross & Jerry Lawler out of the announcer's booth. The only thing I questioned was why Vince would order them out so Joey Styles & Tazz could call the ECW match, but I guess it makes sense seeing as he wouldn't want anyone from his team calling what Lawler would describe as an "extremely crappy match". Styles dig on Lawler was pretty funny too.

    - The Sandman/Justin Credible match was sweet. I like the stipulation that you've added for the Dueling Singapore Cane matches, as it makes the match more believable because you have to get up from cane shots rather then just getting pinned after a finisher or such. I'm wondering why exactly is Stevie Richards escorting Justin Credible to the ring for his matches, but I guess you two have your own reasons for that. Cena appearing on the titantron clapping at the end made for a nice visual as well.

    - I'm digging the pairing of not only Carlito & Trish Stratus, but of Shelton Benjamin & Mickie James as well. Hopefully you two work out some backstage segments for Benjamin & James, as I think that would make for some hilarious moments. Also, if you brought back Mama Benjamin and harrassed Shelton for pairing with James, that would be comedic gold. "Why you with that 'white girl' Shel-tun!". On a serious note, this opens the doors for a lot of matches between Nitro/Melina, Shelton/James & Carlito/Trish, with intergender matches as well as maybe using the Nitro/Shelton/Carlito storyline to create a storyline between Melina, James & Trish over the Women's title. Great job.

    - Personally, I thought the D-Generation-X segment was the best of the night. D-X is another group of characters that people have trouble writing for, and once again you two have nailed it. I laughed out loud a couple times while reading it, and nearly spit out my juice when I read that Vince fired Midget D-X. You've GOT to bring them back somehow. Segment of the night for me, easily.

    - Well, so much for Tommy Dreamer figuring into the main event. The main event was too short for my liking, but the ending made complete sense. I figured Edge was under the disguise at ECW One Night Stand, and just didn't want to take off his helmet, but I was honestly shocked when you revealed it to be Randy Orton. I wonder how you guys will figure him into the title picture, and why exactly he attacked Edge.

    Overall, one of the best debut shows I've ever read for a diary. I enjoyed mostly everything from top to bottom. Writing your first show is always hard, but it's obvious that you two have made plans and are building for the future of the diary, and have shown that all throughout your first show. Awesome job to the both of you. (Y) (Y) Two thumbs up as I add this diary to my signature of diarys I read/to read.

    Once again, tremendous job, and easily one of the top five WWE diaries on the board after one show.

  10. Well, you wanted some real feedback, so...

    - Liked the backstory. It kind of summarized what was already going on with the WWE at the time, only with a little twist. JBL wanting to be in ECW is certainly an interesting choice, as he can fill in the character that Kurt Angle SHOULD have been upon getting drafted to ECW, and that's an anti-ECW wrestler who wants to show them what the WWE is really about. Nice touch with having him facing Tracy Smothers, someone who he really has heat with. Don't know why that guy question you two about JBL facing Smothers at ONSII, as it made perfect sense.

    Now, onto the WWE vs ECW special.

    - Shelton Benjamin defending the IC title against Steven Richards was sort of a surprise, seeing as the two are on completely different levels in their respective brands. However, Richards on TV is always good, so, might as well make it meaningful.

    - Nunzio being the oppurtunist is pretty good. Weird seeing Johnny Nitro fighting for the Cruiserweight title, and also Shane Helms being called out of his name though. Figured he'd win the match. Hopefully he turns back to Little Guido soon.

    - Jazz shaking hands with some WWE diva? Doesn't seem like Jazz to me, but oh well. At least she got the win.

    - Nice seeing Kurt Angle winning the battle royal, although I question the sanity of making Snitsky look like a monster on behalf of the WWE.

    - The two main event matches were booked realistically. A fifteen minute time limit is a bit strange to see, but the attack at the end made for good build-up to ONSII.

    Now, One Night Stand II.

    - Great opening to the show. It really built for the rest of the pay-per-view well, and got me into it immediately.

    - Nice touch in calling Yoshihiro Tajiri by his real name for the ECW event. A lot of diaries forget to do that. Cool way for Guido to win as well, really sneaky but not too over the top with cheating. Bring on the Crazy/Tajiri wars!

    - The JBL/Tracy Smothers match reminded me of the real JBL/Blue Meanie encounter a year ago. Seemed like a pretty stiff match, which is good because of the heat between these two. Hopefully you can book JBL really well in ECW, as he could be the future top heel of the company.

    - The Michael Cole heel turn made the show for me. Seriously, it was well book and I could imagine it happening. Very realistical. RAW & Smackdown! teaming up is a strange sight to see, but when it's to fight ECW, I guess they throw all that competiveness away and join together.

    - Intense Angle is good, as that's the kind of attitude he's needed to have for awhile now.

    - Personally, I wouldn't have had Sandman destroy Danny Doring & Roadkill, as they could be a future tag team in your new ECW. There were so many other people for Sandman to cane, so why them? I mean, it's good having them on the PPV, but there surely must have been a better role for these two to play instead of Sandman's caning boys.

    - I agree with the use of the 6-1-9 at an ECW event and Sabu & Mysterio hugging getting cheered is ridiculous, especially after saying he was trying to make up for last year. Seemed like a pretty WWE-ish match instead of a real luchador contest.

    - Melina/Francine Catfight~! Nice filler segment before the big tag match.

    - Edge getting the win over Terry Funk with a title belt shot was pretty stupid. Out of all things to do to a crazed man, a title belt shot floors him long enough to get the pin? A title wrapped in barbed wire I could see, but a title belt, let alone the Hardcore title belt that's fallen apart to the point where it could do little damage really was a let-down finish.

    - I was certainly surprised to see John Cena walking out still the WWE champion. It was booked smartly, which made it more interesting as to see what's going to happen next. Seemed like a pretty bad night for RVD, and a crap finish to end an ECW show, but I guess it'll all make sense come your first real show. I'm not going to judge the diary off of this, because it really could have happened in the WWE and easily would have if Vince McMahon had said so.

    Now, ECW on Sci-Fi, the debut show.

    - A good, strong opening segment with two of the premier familiar faces. Good idea to plant the seeds for a match like RVD vs JBL, as not only is their a little bit of history there, but it's a match that crossover fans could appreciate it. You write for JBL really well, btw.

    - Good to see Doring & Roadkill going over after the Sandman fiasco ONSII. Already you've built the foundation for a tag division.

    - Loved the Michael Cole promo. He's already one of your strongest characters, just from a simple turn that nobody expected to come. I love turns like these, and characters that never have had much personality being booked really well. Great job.

    - Decent little triple threat cruiserweight action. I don't understand why Helms doesn't use his rematch clause for a title shot, but it certainly makes the CW division more interesting then just a Helms/Guido rematch.

    - Strong segment for Kurt Angle. You really have already gotten him over as an intense, no-nonsense, man on a mission type of guy. I'm really looking foward to see how you book him in ECW.

    - The main event was pretty good, and gives ECW some justice after ONSII. I like the addition of Lita & Beulah to the match, and the triple DDT finish was awesome. Good idea with Mick Foley doing the job to Dreamer, as Foley wouldn't hurt from taking a pinfall while the red hot Edge would.

    More ECW on Sci-Fi.

    - Nice trip down memory lane with Tommy Dreamer & Beulah. Makes me want to go watch an old ECW show. Also, glad to see your putting Danny Doring & Roadkill over, and booking them strongly.

    - Good idea to feed Johnny Swinger to Kurt Angle. Again, the intense, no-nonsense, man on a mission attitude is working for this new Kurt Angle.

    - Johnny Nitro & Melina in ECW? This screams all types of goodness. Kelly interrupting was kind of funny, with the way she presented herself.

    - Kind of funny seeing a "Dont Try This At Home" message during an ECW show, although it's for the best with all the crazy shit these guys do.

    - Digging the Michael Cole stuff, although again, I question your sanity in booking Gene Snitsky like a friggin' monster. Oh well, gotta push new talent, right? Another strong promo in a series of them that makes Michael Cole very believable as a prick who has other people do his dirty work for him. Hopefully this brings out the real Taz.

    - Cruiserweight action was pretty blah. Just couldn't get into it. Maybe it was the participants, maybe it was just me. Who knows? I like what you are doing with Gregory Helms though.

    - Pretty much figured that Sabu would be JBL's opponent for tonight. Good main event action, as I think Sabu & JBL could actually put on a pretty good match. The finish was decent, and again builds towards a potential RVD/JBL match.

    Overall, this diary is pretty good, but it's just lacking something. I don't quite know what, but maybe it just needs to pick up. You're starting off good though, and slowly building up characters and slowly building towards things, which I like. I don't know why people don't really comment, as this is definently one, if not the best and more realistic ECW diaries on this board. And believe me, there's a lot of them that don't cut it.

    Good job. (Y)

  11. PPV RANT~!

    Let's get down to business, shall we?

    - All the pre-show stuff was pretty good. Sucks that Val is with Shelly, but then again, you don't seem to really care. *shrugs* you're such a pimp.

    - Good commentary always helps, and of course Mike Sanders is your best. It's great that you write exceedingly well for him. I like the little out of character bits with you and Sophie during the opening match. You've really builty chemistry between the two. I swore Alex Shelley was going over, but I guess you've got other plans. Nice to see some continuity to your storyline with Roderick Strong winning with help from Abyss. Loved how you wrote the match as well, seemed a bit different from the usual writing. I may have to steal this. <_<

    - Still think there's something on the horizon for Miss Val and Mr. Dean. HOLD DOWN SHELLEY~! Do it. DO IT! *shakes fist angrily*

    - Pretty quick squash. I too was wondering why the Aries/Dragon match was only given six minutes, but you did explain it afterwards to Sophie backstage, and the match really was just to put Aries over as a threat.

    - Mr. C needs a new racket. QUICK! Just saying...

    - Daniels/Senshi was rather short. I guess you saying it was time to show what the X-Division was about was meant for after the match, not during it. Still, the finish was pretty bad ass. Pretty cool angle afterwards, as you now have a heel stable in the X-Division as well as the option to form an unholy alliance between a couple faces to feud with them. You've really made the X-Division into something besides spotty wrestling. Good job.

    - Well, didn't Ken Shamrock sure get squashed? Good filler to lead towards the backstage segment where he, you know... knocks you out and all. Note to Dean: Never defend a lady until he can learn how to defend himself. Nice touch on you waking up after the PPV was over.

    - Really dug the Samoa Joe/Sting promo, as well as the match. Probably your best work today as far as making Samoa Joe look like a serious threat to the main event, as well as keeping Sting strong. I like the ref stoppage finish, as it leads to another Joe/Sting match down the road as say, a straight up Joe victory via pinfall would. My only concern is that you may have made Sting look a little weak with the finish. The angle after was certainly... umm... weird & interesting. Can't wait to see how this plays out. Match of the night by far.

    - The triple threat match was kind of a let-down to me. Maybe it's because after the Samoa Joe/Sting match, it's kind of hard to top that. Maybe it's because I've never really liked Raven or Jeff Jarrett. Who knows? Anyway, wasn't that surprised to see Christian Cage get eliminated first, and Raven retaining was pretty predictable. I did dig the Raven pouring salt onto Christian as well as the use of the tennis racket. The Chris Jericho part was a little strange and disappointing, as I hate cliff hangers to a pay-per-view main event. More reason to watch iMPACT! though, I guess. Please don't let Jericho have raped Raven, and Raven comes back all... strange.

    Great PPV. Only a couple things that I question, but other then that, solid from beginning to the end (most of it). Thumbs up. (Y)

    EDIT: I was screwed out of the PPV contest. SCREWED, I SAY!

  12. Pretty good start to the diary. I like how you've recapped everything, but have added your own little twists to the storylines. The graphics are good too.

    But in all seriousness, Kane as the World Heavyweight champion is pretty good. I haven't seen anyone go the direction the rumors were going, but you have, and Kane should make for a pretty decent champion (until Batista comes back, anyway).

    I'm surprised to see how you've changed a lot of the champions for Smackdown!. I'm definently surprised that Mr. Kennedy immediately became U.S champion upon his return. Matt Hardy as Cruiserweight champion is kind of a set-back for him, don't you think? And, MNM retaining the titles is a pretty good thing, seeing as if it wasn't for Joey Mercury's drug problem, they would have never broken up anyway. And yes, all hail King Booker.

    On the RAW side of things... well, I'm not really that interested. Everything's virtually the same. Carlito as IC champion again is certainly good though.

    I forgot to mention some unknown superstars.

    LJ Lightning-Chuck Palumbo

    TJ Thunder-Test

    Stephaine Ford-Trinity

  13. - Good planning for the X-Division. It's a shame about A.J Styles injury, but shit happens. Sometimes I see injuries as a good thing, as it really gets to challenge your ability of booking on the fly when you had no back-up plans just incase. Nice to see Austin Aries getting a push as a result of it. Hopefully that Styles/Aries match comes soon when Styles returns from injury.

    - For some reason, I like how you plan out the dark matches with the guys. Makes the diary seem more realistic, and not just focusing on the stars. Never really saw that from anyone before.

    - I smell a future with Mr. Dean & SoCal Val. Even if she is out of his league.

    - A small complaint, but maybe you could put a divider or so between your real life situations backstage, the show, and breaks between events in the show. Makes it easier to read.

    - Nice touch on the continuity with the suits comments. I laughed.

    - The Raven/Christian Cage segment was pretty decent. I like the back and forth going in between these two. Hopefully you have a feud lined up for them after Victory Road not involving Jeff Jarrett, as both men mesh together, and either could play the face or heel.

    - Mike Sanders DOES rule on commentating.

    - Good opening match to get the show started. I always love six-man tag action. It'd be better if you seperated some of the big actions in the match into paragraphs, but nevertheless, a good way to open the show on a wrestling tip. Nice build to Abyss/Rhino as well.

    - And now, what you've been destined to do, the X-Division. I liked the segment between Daniels, Aries & Senshi, as it was realistically short, sweet, and straight to the point. Senshis' kicks rules, too.

    - The Jeff Jarrett promo was actually pretty good. It was rather short for my tasting, but I guess that's why it was pre-taped. Good, strong promo building to him wanting the championship again.

    - LOL @ Sanders trying to knock Sting off the rafters with a piece of paper. Crow Sting is always the best, and I can't wait to see the wrath he unleases on Samoa Joe. Give West and Tenay the boot and have Sanders become a one-man team. Sting throwing the bat at him was gold as well.

    - The Sting promo was just awesome. I've seen very few people book Sting right on the mic as well as in the ring, but you've nailed it. It really got me even more interested in seeing Samoa Joe/Sting at Victory Road. I like Joe's reaction to Sting as well, as he wasn't even feared by it. Really strong promo for Sting.

    - Didn't really get into the Senshi/Killings match. Never really liked Brown or Killings (I'm not racist). Hopefully you build their characters enough to make me want to see more from them.

    - Dean gets a date? Ugh, everything's going TOO good for an unwanted child.

    - Alex Shelley is indeed a star in the making. Him and Cornette have good chemistry, with Cornette's sort of laid back attitude. It'll be interesting to see how you pull off Shelley wrestling with one hand tied behind his back. Another strong segment.

    - Pretty interesting squash for Raven/Jeff Hardy. I didn't really expect them to squash AMW like that, but like you said, if they are going to the WWE, why bother pushing them? Just hope that plan doesn't backfire. Didn't expect to see Chris Jericho appear, but it's all good.

    And now... the predictions. Full with reasoning, so I don't get a warning, of course.

    NWA World Heavyweight Championship

    Raven © vs. ‘Captain Charisma’ Christian Cage vs. ‘King of the Mountain’ Jeff Jarrett

    Reason: The reason I picked Raven is, he's long overdue a good title run. I don't think the belt should be taken off of him just yet. Plus, you have a potential Raven/Chris Jericho feud in the brewing, as well as another Raven/Cage match. That can keep him busy for at least the next two months. I figure Chris Jericho will play some part in the outcome.

    TNA X-Division Championship

    Senshi © vs. ‘The Fallen Angel’ Christopher Daniels

    Reason: Like Raven, Senshi makes a good champion, and I think it's too early for the belt to go on him as well. Daniels did make the build-up for this match better, and I think he'll take it for something later on...

    No Holds Barred Grudge Match

    ‘The Samoan Submission Machine’ Samoa Joe vs. Sting

    Reason: While Sting, based off that promo alone on the last iMPACT! could realistically go over, he has the perfect oppurtunity to make a star out of Joe. It's Joe's time now, so this was a pretty easy prediction.

    Open Contract Match

    ‘The Alpha Male’ Monty Brown vs. Opponent TBA

    Reason: I picked Monty, because based on my prediction for who the opponent will be, I think a certain someone will interfere and cost him the match, leading to Ron Killings making the save.

    Austin Aries vs. A.J Styles Opponent TBA

    Reason: Pretty much gave the outcome away in your segments with Dean & SoCal Val.

    X-Division Rankings Match

    (Alex Shelley must have one hand tied behind his back)

    Alex Shelley vs. Roderick Strong vs. Jeff Hardy vs. Chris Sabin

    Reason: I think you've build up Alex Shelley too much to not have him go over here. Like you said, you need to make him a star immediately, and I'm predicting he takes this match and the X-Division title later on in the show.

    Bonus Questions

    1. What order will the matches be in? (If Alex Shelley wins his X-Division rankings match, his TNA X-Division Title match will count as the original match in placement)

    a. X-Division Rankings Match

    b. Austin Aries vs TBA

    c. Open Contract Match

    d. X-Division Title Match

    e. Samoa Joe vs Sting

    f. NWA World Heavyweight Title Match

    2. How many (if any) title changes will take place?

    1

    3. Who will Monty Brown’s opponent be?

    Rhino

    4. Who will replace AJ Styles in his match against Austin Aries?

    Ultimo Dragon

    5. Will Chris Jericho make an appearance? If so, when?

    Yes, in the NWA World Heavyweight title match.

  14. - Good couple strings of shows. I really like the way you're going with Samoa Joe, as I could see him being the future of your company, face or heel.

    - I liked the first meeting between you and your half-sister Dixie. Made her out to be a real bitch, which I guess is good for the relationship you both have with your father.

    - Nice to see you gave yourself a reasonable role backstage. The X-Division is desperately in need of some strong booking, so hopefully we begin to see that over the next couple of weeks.

    I really can't comment much on the shows, seeing as they're basically the same thing TNA has been/will be putting on. I'll wait till you do a show on your own before I really break down the show.

    Another job well done. You've certainly got me hooked on this diary. While it seems that I'm the only one posting feedback, hopefully you don't get discouraged and quit this, as I see real potential in this becoming one of the best current diaries in the Dome if you are able to keep this going.

  15. I really enjoyed this first show. Definently better then what the WWE tried to pass off as "ECW" on their first show. What made it realistic is because you didn't have it TOO far over the top, like a real ECW show would be like.

    - Digged the RVD promo a lot. You kept is words short, simple and sweet, which is good for a cocky guy like him. I like the seemingly new catchphrase you've worked in for him as well. Nice intro to the show, and I'm glad it didn't have any interference with any WWE guys. However, Paul Heyman seemed a little... off. Didn't really like how you wrote for him, but other then that, solid segment.

    - Decent opening match. I'm actually looking foward towards a Big Show/Big Guido match so you can establish Big Show as the most dominant force in ECW. Physically, anyway. Might want new music for Show, though.

    - Expected something like the Fertig segment, so no harm done. After all, the show is on Sci-Fi.

    - Also expected an Angle squash. At least it wasn't on a former ECW Heavyweight champion.

    - And now, the highlight of the night. The CM Punk segment was the best on the show, and easily one of the best I've ever seen. You've immediately gotten Punk over as one of your top heels, and he could easily be your future dominant heel champion for the future. I agree with what someone said earlier in the topic though - I might not have neccessarily had The Sandman come out just yet. But, it is ECW, and Sandman is one of the top faces of ECW, so it was good to have him on the show in a role that made sense. Tremendous job.

    - The Battle Royal was decent for what it was. I'm not really a big fan of the match type, but it certainly was a surprise that John Cena appeared and eliminated Sabu. Can't wait for that RVD/Cena match-up again.

    Overall, you kept the WWE-related stuff to a minimum, and really introduced ECW to the global audience. It came off extremely well (no pun intended). The show did follow the same format as ECW's first real show (as far as certain segments go), but you've made me had high hopes for this diary and I hope it continues, as you seem to be able to pull it off.

    Great job. (Y)

  16. Quick thoughts, as I'll wait towards when you post shows to give full reviews and such.

    - The backstory was simple, and to the point, which in this case, works. I liked the fact that you tweaked the main event and put Rob Van Dam over cleanly. It'll be interesting to see if you make references to ECW or have interpromotional shenanigans going on throughout the diary. Good job.

    - I like how you have your roster set up, as you give a description about each wrestler, tag team or manager instead of just simply listing the wrestler's and whether they are faces, heels or tweeners. It adds more, and shows fans who may not have seen ECW or at least seen some of the guys on the roster, who they are and what they have done in the past. Another well done job.

    There's nothing much I can comment on, at least until the first show. I just hope and pray you don't go the same route as the WWE, and make ECW the right way. It may not draw as well, but it'll be something different, which I did NOT see a lot of during ECW's real television debut (which I thought was one of the most horrible introductions to a new wrestling promotion/bland). It's in your hands to create a new fate for ECW in this diary, so I guess we'll see which way you go with it. :)

    Nice cheapshot at Vinnie Mac by the way :lol:

  17. :( R.I.P Proof.

    He was a hometown hero here, and personally one of my favorite rappers, easily the best in D-12. It's a shame. I wonder how Eminem is reacting to this, seeing as he's going through another divorce and supposedly still addicted to pain killers and sleep medication. They were best friends.

    Proof was also working on a Jay Dilla memorial show. Looks like they'll have to have one for him as well.

    I'm glad Bizzare's safe, but it's still been a sad couple of days here in Detroit. It's all over the news and radio.

    R.I.P

  18. Highly, original concept for a diary. I question some of your choices for the winners of certain matches, but we'll see how it plays out eventually.

    Colt/Lee looks pretty promising, as does Ace Steel as champion. I personally would have went with Teddy Hart and had a monster heel run for him (I'm just a mark for the guy), but I'm sure Steel is the better choice.

    Oh, and you definently need to have Jay Briscoe vs Mark Briscoe. Brother vs Brother feuds rule. Well, except Undertaker/Kane. Or... Jeff/Matt. Or... okay, that isn't the point. This one, however, SHOULD rule.

    And whoever the blonde bimbo is, make her your World champ. She's a draw I tells ya.

    Not much to say here like I usually do, but I'm liking it so far. Keep up the good job.

  19. Well, didn't get a chance to reply to the 4/11 RAW, so might as well reply now while I have the chance.

    Just read your RAW from MSG, and it was... well, rather interesting to say the least.

    - Batista's promo was the right way to start off the show. Again, you keep his words short and sweet, which is good for a man with as little charisma as his.

    - The Masterlock challenge was... well, there. I hope you do something else with him, as Masters has potential and can easily be in Evolution with another Batista-like role. He's obviously gaining overness, think of how much he'll get wrestling along side of the Nature Boy and The Game, getting wins over established veterans.

    - The Hassan/Daivari promo was decent for what it was. A 9/11 comment might have REALLY gotten the juice going, but maybe that is a bit over the top.

    - Christy getting pushed and getting consecutive pinfalls over Molly? Ugh. I say bring up Alexis Laree if you have her and have her challenge Trish for the title soon.

    - The Highlight Reil was actually my favorite segment of the night. It was a decent length, and you portrayed Shelton REALLY well. Jericho was just Mr. Instigation, and Benjamin/Christian at Backlash should be good, even better if you end up throwing Jericho into the mix. I again must say that I think Christian could also benifit from being in Evolution, if you have him dump Tomko and he joins at Backlash. Maybe by winning the IC title with a little interference from Flair?

    Christian: "So Shelton, at Backlash on March 1st it's going to be you putting your title on the line against Captain Charisma!"
  20. Well, I read it, so that incline's me to give my thoughts on it.

    First off, I like the graphic for the diary. Maybe you could hook me up with one if you made that for mines? ;)

    - The backstory for the most part was simple, but my question is this: Are you going to be just booking what you want with RAW with no interaction with your character, or do you have something planned to bring your character along? I can't really say much about the backstory, as I haven't grasped whether it was just that and it's done with, or if you're going to continue from it. Put it this way - it wasn't bad or anything, few errors here and there, just don't know where you're going with it.

    - You opened RAW really well, something that the WWE should've done with the RAW after WrestleMania. I like that instead of having the Batista/HHH rematch at Backlash (although you still might have it) that you decided to have it at Madison Square Garden, which I think will suit better for it as it will more then likely be a hotter crowd and better build going into it. I also like that you didn't take the WWE route and not have Batista on-camera until his match as they did on the first RAW after WrestleMania. You kept his talking short and sweet, which everyone should for a guy like him.

    - Tag title match, Christy/Molly and Edge/Kane really didn't do much for me. Hopefully you have Rob Conway switch brands or have him break out as a singles superstar, as I think he'd make a fine U.S/Intercontinental champion, and find something better to do with Edge. But then again, Benoit isn't back yet.

    - I REALLY don't see the purpose of having the Austin/Dean segment, as it got neither man more over then they already are. If you had Dean change his gimmick during the promo and lay out Austin, then we'd have something.

    - I sense that you're going to have Shelton Benjamin/Christian for the IC title at Backlash or sooner. That's all fine with me, but you know what you should do with Christian to put more heat on him and give him a push? Have him join Evolution. I think he would fit in there with HHH & Flair, and could break out like Randy Orton did (as long as you don't turn him face and nearly ruin his career in the process :D).

    - Personally, I would have had Shawn Michaels get beat down by Davari and Hassan, then the same thing happen after a match with either one of them the next week with Jannetty then making the save, but whatever. It worked just as well, and it was a well-written segment. I don't know if anyone will tell you this, but you write pretty good for HBK, one of the best I've seen. Good job.

    - Orton interview was pretty short for my liking, but in this case it's a good thing, since he's leaving anyway. Main event was what it was - a filler match just to build to HHH/Batista on 4/18.

    - I really hope Bischoff's announcement isn't the return of KOTR, as that PPV always comes out bad. But your diary, I guess.

    Overall, I don't know what to really say. Nothing was bad with the show, but it wasn't great or anything. I don't know, it was just average. Maybe because it was a lot like the RAW after WM. However, you've created enough interest for me to come back and see how you fare regarding the post-Mania shows. Let's see where you're going with this before I really judge it.

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