The Quasi Juice

BAH! CRAP!

For the sake of the game I hope Para score .

C'mon Joe Cole

They won't have three on the bench. Yellow for Paraguay man #8.....

Para needs to stop using long balls against guys like Terry and Rio.

I think everybody has three keepers, so yeah. Paraguay are playing better now though. Yellow for Gerrard

Would be awesome if this keeper got injured as well.

It's still duable for Paraguay to come back, just like Costa Rica yesterday, but if they keep giving England corners and free kicks they can kiss their chances goodbye.

Para sucks at getting the ball away... The fuck? What did he do?

Sucks for that goalie, good news for England though. Free kicks + second goalie = guaranteed goals

Paraguay's defense is looking shit, it's Costa Rica all over again.

Own goal, lmao. England should continue to push now.

well.....Michael Owen...

Yup this arena sucks...

Paraguay's number 10 looked like he was taking a crap.

I changed my mind, I predict a Paraguay win

Awesome start to the World Cup. I was rooting for Costa Rica of course because it's always great to see the home side lose in the opening match like in 2004 with Portugal versus Greece. Me and my mate went nuts when Paulo Wanchope scored 1-1, but I knew Germany would score another goal. I really didn't expect Costa Rica to score another goal after the 3-1 fell but when they did I really thought they could score 3-3 but almost the entire Costa Rica team didn't even try to get a third goal. Frings' screamer was amazing I admit. Germany was pretty good going forward with Schweinsteiger, Klose, Podolski (who tried too hard to score), Schneider and Borowski. But I think when this Germany meets a better side they'll shit their pants. Poland - Ecuador looked boring on paper but that didn't stop me from watching it 'cause I wanna see every damn match! I expected way more from Poland for some reason and I expected way less from Ecuador. Valencia looks like a great player (I did like his yellow boots). First I thought Poland would come back into the game but then I changed my mind and I said: "Ecuador is going to score 2-0" and I was right If Ecuador keep playing like this they can give Germany a hard time 'cause those German defenders suck ass. I also expect Poland to make some sort of a comeback and beat Costa Rica and maybe even Germany (which would mean Germany might not even go through ) Can't wait 'till the first match tonight, I'm going to be watching the entire day. Three matches in a row, I'm in footy heaven! Predictions: England 2 - 0 Paraguay Sweden 4 - 0 Trinidad and Tobago Argentina 1 - 1 Ivory Coast

Germany - Costa Rica (I hope: 0 - 2) (I think: 2 - 0) Poland - Ecuador (I think: 3 - 0)

Dude...Liechtenstein...1 all....

Okay so Australia might make it to the second round 'cause Japan beat Malta 1-0 and that just sucks ass and Croatia got beat by Poland (Croatia isn't what it once was). So I won't say the Aussies won't get through but if they do get through they won't do it with the kind of football that is enjoyable to watch you know. They'll probably defend like hell against a side like Japan.

So I was at the Holland - Australia game. Let's be honest here, Holland deserved to win, they dominated most of the game and if they had a bit of luck they would have scored 2/3 more goals. The Aussies were also dirty as fuck, three injured players and a red card says it all.....it was a friendly for god sakes.

Tomorrow I'm going to The Netherlands - Australia friendly match so I'll see if Australia is any good. To be honest I expect The Netherlands to beat the Aussies with 3-0 or something. Also, I'm really digging The Hamster's scenario

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