Troy Maskell

Shouldn't you be off making ridiculous assumptions somewhere else?

Please don't, we non-cowboys fans could all use the lolz

I wasn't joking...

I think you want the Texans

The way he's coaching right now he'd be lucky to get a job at Finlandia (Div 3. 0-3 with a combined score of 3-195)

With that last rush Demarco Murray finally enters positive rushing yardage

Well Weeden has more TD passes today than anyone else in this game

As someone who lived through the Curtis Painter year you have my sympathy

Romo fractured collar bone. 

Goddamnit. I knew I should've smashed the "Under" in the Cowboys-Eagles game

The Eagles have 33 Total yards of offence in the middle of the 3rd quarter. 33 Yards

Their penalty Yards are at 45

Okay who replaced Blake Bortles with someone who can throw?

Tyrod is a Bills QB after all

Second note to self: No REALLY See if Carson Palmer is still available

And Ben continues to give zero fucks

Fuck I hope that Bills player is okay....Ambulance on the field like it's old school Madden

And now Hyde may have a concussion. See what happens when you don't take him out of a meaningless game?

Note to self. See if Carson Palmer is still available in fantasy league

So....that Abdullah guy can run. Pity he can't stay in bounds

But on the flip side, the alternative is Jimmy Clausen, who would win a "Who's a worse QB" contest to Tim Tebow at this point 

At this rate Michael Vick will be in the game for the Steelers to protect Ben by halfway through the 3rd

For the love of fuck Tomsula get Hyde out of there, no point risking him getting hurt more

Oh I see the Real Jay Cutler has arrived for the Bears. Pick 6

They were going to kick that time, but Brooks jumped offside on the kick attempt, easy when you're on the 1

I'll say this about the Niners. If Bush was active, no way is Hyde still out there, he looks gimpy as hell

Now Ben's just showing off...aaaaaaand yep that's why they were going for 2 all the time

I have a crazy idea that might work for the Lions. Try tackling the guy wearing #28 for the Vikings

You'd think on the 2 yard line in defence against the Patriots you MIGHT wanna cover Gronk. But God knows I'm not Rex Ryan

Yes. J.Brown caught a TD for the Cardinals! Fantasy points woooo!

*Double checks*

Dafuq is Jaron Brown? 

I was wondering why the Steelers went for 2. Then I remembered they still have Josh Scobee as kicker