Troy Maskell

Somewhere in Bristol, Connecticut they are manning the lifeboats

Man I know Kubiak is to blame for this and not him but as someone who first got really interested in the NFL because of Peyton Manning (And Edgerrin James) this is just fucking sad  Effective yes, but to see him struggle like this is just sad 

Zach Mettenberger. The human victory cigar

Flacco went Full Romo. NEVER GO FULL ROMO!

Keenan Allen has 15 catches today....Fifteen

Darren Fells catches a TD pass for the Cards, his 4th reception of the day, leaving everyone to ask "Who the fuck is Darren Fells?"

Also Ellington is injured, heralding the return of Zombie Chris Johnson 

Don't forget the Raiders either.

I can't believe I'm going to say this but....Brock Osweiler may be the Broncos QB sooner than he thinks

Mariota has 4 TD passes in the first half. God damn Tampa are terrible

2nd Jeremy Hill TD. Once again about 35 of my 50 teams approve

Jeremy Hill TD on 4th and 1. About 35 of my 50 fantasy teams approve

And now he's going "See? I was right to throw the fucking slant all along!"

Pete Carroll is just trolling the football world at this point right?

Soooo...that Abdullah kid for Detroit can run huh?

New season

Same Jay Cutler

And suddenly Rodgers decided "Fuck it. Enough teasing the Bears"

Holy crap we finally scored.

Apparently their Punt coverage is pretty bad too..

We're being carved up by Tyrod Taylor.

TYROD FUCKING TAYLOR!

The salt is real

In other news: Bristol, Connecticut (Home of ESPN) just got flooded

And the first Extra Point miss from the new spot goes to Randy Bullock of the Texans

Hayne made it, great now our media will never shut the fuck up 

On behalf of all football fans who heard the Tim Tebow news I simply say

Jarryd Hayne giving zero fucks for defenders