Gorka

Having flashbacks to when the Dutch smashed France and Italy in Euro 2008.

Fucking spectacular.

Welp, my Spain 1 - 0 Holland went a long time ago.

Game over.

Don't expect De Guzman to start the other two group matches.

ROBBEN!

That was special.

Looked a penalty in real time, but that was a great finish from Alonso.

De Guzman playing badly at the moment, always caught in possession.

From Reddit: Interesting on kit choices: • For each match, the team listed first (on FIFA's website) is designated as the home side. • Since this match is listed as "Spain v Netherlands", Spain receives first choice of which kit to wear. • Spain selects all-red. • Since Holland's Orange clashes with red, Holland must switch to blue. • But according to the regulations, we now have a case of dark colored kit v dark colored kit. • With Spain's alternate kit being all-black, FIFA inform Spain and their kit manufacturer (Adidas) that a light colored kit needs to be submitted to comply with FIFA regulations. • All-white is chosen and will be worn against Holland. • This means Holland can switch to orange right? Wrong. Orange is deemed to be Holland's light colored kit, so white v orange would mean light kit v light kit. • For this match, Spain will wear white and Holland will dress in blue.

Don't encourage Radio 1, we'll soon have Nick Grimshaw on every match.

Only if De Guzman or Vorm starts. EDIT: And De Guzman does start! Yay, Holland!

Cameroon's manager is slowly melting. A good win for Mexico, but Croatia will still finish second in the group.

It's spent more time on the pitch than Hernandez will.

That's a poor goal to concede.

I hope Mexico are wearing their power ranger kits. Also, the "football" button on my TV remote is just wonderful. Makes the crowd louder, drowns out ITV.

Croatia didn't deserve a draw, they only had a couple of decent chances. Yeah, Brazil went in front because of a dodgy penalty, but the second goal was always coming.

I have the feeling that Spain and Netherlands will be just as dull as the final was, minus karate.

Yay, first correct score of the prediction competition. Looked like a foul in the build-up, not much going for Croatia.

Robbed.

Great half, Brazil should edge it. Olic keeps putting his team into danger despite being the target man.

You mean we'll never have another deformed Booker T?

Great comedic actor, Bottom was a great series. Can't think of many like him

Rest of the World didn't even need Serge!

I reckon Seedorf could get into my Sunday league team.