Lord Nibbler

I've just got back from Mexico where I caught a couple of installments. I saw Kathleen perform twice, and she was shite.

Jay London is a second-rate Steven Wright, but he's still better than most. Alonzo's Hockey/Nascar/Gymnastics routine was great. John's NerfBall joke was genius, but after that he wasn't funny. Gary seemed OK.

Try Hell is for Heroes, if you haven't already.

How come everyone (except SlickNick) is sleeping on The Genius?

His last album was better than Ghost's. Run's a good single, but Jadakiss has a much better verse. Ghostface has an annoying voice.

"No Vaseline" by Ice Cube(Go fuck wit ya green bob white boy, wit no vaseline)

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LOL

The line is

"Cuz you're gettin' fucked out your green by a white boy,

with no vaseline..."

And I don't think the song would or should be in the game because:

a: Cube is OK with Dre now.

b: It's anti-Semitic.

A delicious pun.

I want some gangsta ass shit. Some NWA, some MC Eiht, some real hard rap. I also want some AiC, and a classic rock station would be nice.

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I don't have a source for this, but someone posted this on another board:

We [Death Row Records] have three songs from our catalog appearing on the upcoming Rockstar Games release "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". The songs that will be playing while you jack cars, recruit gang members, and make drug deals are "Let Me Ride", "Nuthin' But A G Thang", and "Gin & Juice". The game will be release October 2004.

If you thought last year's Super Bowl half-time extravaganza was wild, see what happens when Homer is running the show! In The Simpsons post-Super Bowl XXXIX episode, "Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass" airing Sunday, Feb. 6, after Homer inadvertently performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, he is hired by several prolific sports figures including LeBron James, Warren Sapp, Yao Ming and Michelle Kwan, guest-starring as themselves, to choreograph their victory dances. After his dances prove successful, Homer is tapped to choreograph the Super Bowl halftime show. Panicked the night before the event, Homer enlists the help of his neighbor, Ned Flanders, and together they put on a non-violent, deeply meaningful halftime show that America chastises for its blatant display of decency.

Fox has released details of Season Sixteen's big names to help draw fans back to the show. In addition to the four stars in the Super Bowl special mentioned earlier, TV and film stars Ray Romano, Kim Catrall, James Caan, and rapper 50 Cent have been lined up to star in the next season of The Simpsons. Romano will play Homer's new best friend, Ray Magini, while Kim Catrall stars as Marge's former high school pal. Journalist Chloe Talbot; rapper 50 Cent; architect Frank Gehry; and author Thomas Pynchon will star as themselves, and Joe Mantegna will reprise his role as Fat Tony. Season 16 is set to officially premiere on November 14, though as always the Treehouse Of Horror special is expected a week earlier, albeit 7 days after Halloween. More details will come leading up to the season.

http://www.simpsonschannel.com

whats planet 9 from outer space? i know ive heard it before, but i dunno what is really is

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There's a good plot summary here, and a list of errors in the movie here

It 'starred' Bela Lugosi, until he died and they used a taller, younger man with blonde hair and simply got him to not say anything and cover his face with his cape for the remainder of the film.

"Dry Your Eyes" made me cry. 

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Same here. But probably not for the same reason.

Those who liked Speakerboxxx (and even those who didn't) should check out Cee-Lo Green - Cee-Lo Green Is The Soul Machine. I slept on it for a while, but it's a great album. Personal favourites include All Day Love Affair and Childz Play (feat. Ludacris)

I haven't seen it, but from what I've heard about it I'd have to agree.

What was the last album you bought that really really impressed you?

Why haven't they released a Roswell-themed version where you have to dissect an alien? It could shoot poisonous alien-juice at you if you get it wrong.

*COPYRIGHTS*

Anybody wanna play lil old me? My Yahoo name is Volattile

If you have a Soundclick account, you can stream it here.

Don't download it though, because that is illegal.

Why do actors assume that singing is something anyone can do?

Why do singers assume that acting is something anyone can do?

Murs - Hustle (remix) feat. E-40, Chingo Bling and John Cena.

Anybody heard this?

Cena's verse:

You think it's all fun and games, but this shit is no joke

The type of stage where the millionaires are cutting your throat

They move quick, but I'm quicker

Scene stiffer than straight liquor

You fall by the wayside, I ain't gon' lay wit cha

Born to keep moving proving 'em wrong

A straight hustler, stay true to this song

In the street they pull heat to try to settle the beef

In the squared circle, you feel the metal [???]

Plus everybody lovin you when you feedin' em steak

You fall off, you look around,you be seeing who fake

A true hustler fall on his face a keep rising

So just when they counting me out, I surprise 'em

Fuck a dollar out of fifteen cents when I be clocking in

My punchcard make money appear out of oxygen

As long as I'm breathin', my pockets'll swell

John Cena's the kid who'll go through hell for a cell

Outro (Murs):

The best thing to happen to Thursday nights since Different World and the Cosby Show...John "Word Muthafuckin Life" Cena from the WWE. Soon to be World Champion...when Vince gives you that...

Not bad. He's got a tight flow, and he had a better verse than E-40.

Andrew needs his own show. Andrew owns.

Dick Dale - Misirlou

Dick Dale - Surf Rider

Jan and Dean - Surf City

Mohammed Rafi - Jaan Pehechaan Ho (has a surf feel to it, plus it straight-up-and-down rocks)

You're welcome, muchly.

Agent Provocateur - Red Tape

I think you've made Banks a little too bright.

Fonts are cool, and I think the chain link fence works.

Ghost World

Ghost World rocks.

Haven't seen Spidey 2, but X2 was Awesome Welles.