Lord Nibbler

All of Nelly's raps are pop-friendly though.  It'd be one thing if we had some hardcore gangsta that doesn't usually delve into pop doing something like this.  But every single Nelly has ever released has had a pop flavor to it.

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Like monkey said, he's capable of making decent rap songs that wouldn't necessarily sell well. Most of the stuff he's done is radio-friendly, but maybe Suit will be a completely different side of him.

And OutKast are a rap group, even if Andre didn't rap on The Love Below.

Exactly. His explanation makes absolutely no sense. Why couldn't he show the world both sides of "Nellyville" on a double album? Hopefully people see through this bullshit and decide to buy neither of the albums instead of 1 or 2.

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The idea is to release one album for the pop fans (Sweat) and one for the rap fans (Suit). Whether we'll be able to tell the difference is another story.

No more than £9.99

£10.99 if I REALLY want it. You can get most new Cd's for £9/10 on Play.com, and the record shop near my Halls of Residence is dirt cheap.

What?!?!

This isn't gonna be good for his rap career. He was fin' blow fo' sho'

http://member.melbpc.org.au/~lborrett/computing/petals-j.htm

If you get the answer, don't tell anyone. The longer it takes you to get it, the more intelligent you are. Apparently.

"This is for The Queen and the Aristocracy"

I couldn't hate her more.

average shows like Dogtanion and the Muskeeters (was that the title?)

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Dogtanian and the Three Muskehounds. Considerably less funny than Albert the Fifth Musketeer.

The only good children's TV show is My Parents Are Aliens, and they had to go an fuck that up with a laugh track.

Cypress Hill are more well known than Kweli, Mos or Bis.

You wouldn't see any of those three on The Simpsons

Oh yeah, if anybody ever saids Em beat Bis at the rap olymipics, Bis never entered the rap olympics and MC Juice then beat Eminem in the finals.

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Not quite. Em came second to Otherwize. Wize went on to record tracks for Dre's Chronic 2001, but Dre never used them.

OK, here we go. This is the beef as I understand it.

Canibus and Wyclef approach Eminem in 1998 and accuse him of ghostwriting LL Cool J's "The Ripper Strikes Back" (a diss to Canibus). Eminem denied it. Canibus saw him on the Warped Tour the following year and apologised, asking if he was up for doing the track 'Phuck U'. Eminem turned it down because he thought it sounded as if it was aimed at him and LL. It's a shitty song anyway, so I don't blame him.

Eminem mentioned Canibus on on a couple of songs, though the lines could have been taken either as a diss or a compliment. Then after MMLP dropped, Canibus decided to continue the story of Stan. On 'C True Hollywood Stories' Canibus had a skit called 'Stan Lives' where Canibus witnesses Stan driving off the bridge and he pulls over and helps him. On the first song of the album ('U Didn't Care') Canibus takes the role of Stan and writes to Eminem. This is the track where we find the first bonafide diss, albeit coming from 'Stan'

You see there's a little bit of Stan in all of us

Tell me where you think all of these record sales spawned from

Talking 'bout Britney and Christina Aguilera

N*Sync too, have you ever looked in a mirror?

Your hair ain't really blonde, and ya eyes ain't blue

So never diss me, cuz when you diss me you're dissin you..

Up on hearing this, Eminem replied on various tracks. 'Square Dance' from 'The Eminem Show', some mentions/subliminal disses on other tracks and the beginning of 'Without Me', which takes the 'Round the outside' line from Canibus' song 'Boxcutta, Bladerunna'. He also dissed Canibus on the Xzibit album, on the track 'Say My Name'.

Then Canibus dropped 'MicClub' with, disses on two of the songs. 'Dr C PhD' was pretty much an outright diss to Eminem.

To tell you the truth, I thought your rebuttal was weak

"Round the outside", blah, blah, etceteras, etceteras

The body of my literature is bigger than South America

Nigga look, this is all I gots to say

Suck my P-H-D-I-C-K

And then on 'Curriculum 101';

Anybody better than Bis must be a hoax

Black man? NO

What about the Great White Hope?

What? Man you must be sniffin' Great White Coke

Don't you that's like Gary Coleman fighting' The Hulk?

Still not even quite that close

A great white bitin' ya rubber dingy boat, 50 miles out from the coast

What the fuck is the MATHERS with you?

I beat you black and blue, then I get a tatt of you too

Better yet I put a tattoo of me on you

A 10 by 10 "C" logo, neon blue

On 'Nail in the Coffin', a diss to Benzino, Eminem says

Life's a bitch ain't it Raymond?

Here, let me break it this shit down in laymen's

Terms for you just to make sure that you can understand this

And Canibus ain't using too many complicated fucking words for you

Here, let me slow it down for you

So that you can understand if I say it slower

Let it go dog it's over

Which again is open to interpretation.

On 'The Brainstream', a Canibus mixtape, 'Bis says:

But I heard him call my name a couple times, in a couple of his rhymes

And I thought about it a couple of times

Is he lookin for a response or is he being a jerk?

Or am I just to involved in my work?

I thought to myself, "Why'd he put my name in his verse"?

When he said I wasnt ill he just made things worse

'Can-I-Bitch' cropped up on the internet in December 2003. Some say Benzino leaked it to provoke Canibus, some say Eminem leaked it to take the heat off the racist tracks Benzino had put out. Because the beat is very similar to 'Without Me', it's natural to assume that it was recorded circa Eminem Show. Eminem clearly calls for a reply, which 'Bis has yet to provide. Em also mocked Canibus on a skit for the Obie Trice-hosted mixtape 'The Bar is Open', mimicking his voice and content.

In my opinion, I think it's just a case of two emcees going back and forth, provoking each other just to hear what they have to say. I don't think there's any serious 'beef' there. They've both given each other props in interviews and the such. I think it's just friendly competition, really.

I'd murder a small village to hear a collaboration.

Immortal Technique. He's the underground's current poster boy. Bit too political for my personal tastes, but he has skills.

Songs: Freedom of Speech, The Poverty of Philosophy

MF Doom AKA FM Mood AKA DM Food AKA Viktor Vaughan AKA King Gheedorah. He's got a very weird style, kind of making-up-as-he-goes-along, free association speech kinda thing. Very cool, though.

Songs: Strange Ways (as MF Doom/Madvillainy)

Canibus is borderline, you should have heard of him. If not, get the following:

Songs: Poet Laureate II, Master Thesis, Second Round K.O.

Talib Kweli. Got a little radio play a couple of years back. You might know him.

Songs: Get By, The Blast, Lonely People

Jean Grae. With the possible exception of Lauryn Hill, the best ever female emcee.

Songs: God's Gift, My Crew, No Doubt

Also: Murs, Swollen Members, Jedi Mind Tricks, Del tha Funky Homosapien, Tech N9ne, Ras Kass, Pharoahe Monch

JerryLynn420 - Are all those real releases or just DJ mixes?

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5: Twista - Overnight Celebrity feat. 50 Cent and Cam'ron

The 50 and Cam'ron verses are from two different tracks over the O.C. beat. The 50 verse is HOT.

8: Dr. Dre - Get Ur Money Rite feat. Jay-Z and Game

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That's the track 'Nigga Like Me' which was supposedly left off 'Black Album', with a new hook and a Game verse.

I'm surprised none of the participants had seen the thing with the black and white photos before. It's a popular card trick.

Great show though, I'm a big Derren fan. Russian Roulette was great, and I still have yet to hear a decent explanation of how he staged it (a blank would have killed him, or at the very least wounded him)

Russian Roulette, The Seance and Trick of the Mind are some of the most interesting and entertaining things I've ever seen.

OK, I'm not 100% convinced...

EXCLUSIVE: JIGGA NEXT LP ON THE MATH

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There have been a lot of rumours of a rift between Jay Z and Dame Dash for years and years. There was speculation about Jay starting his own label recently as well, and stuff about a possible Dre-produced album after the Black Album.

I'd like it to be true, though. If you've heard 'Nigga Like Me', you'll know that Jigga sounds goooood on Dre's shit. Plus we might get a 'Renegades' Part 2.

01 Bloc Party - Banquet

02 Lil Flip, The Game and Snoop Dogg - Game Over (remix)

03 Twista, Kanye West, Cam'ron and 50 Cent - Overnight Celebrity (remix)

04 Usher - Yeeah (Billie Jean remix)

05 Kanye West - All Falls Down

06 DPG-Unit - Gun Up In Your Mouth

07 Jay Z - Warm Up Jay

08 Ghostface, Jadakiss and Rakim - Run (remix)

09 Jay Z, Dr. Dre and The Game - Gotta Get It

10 Nas - Thief's Theme

11 Beastie Boys - Ch-Check It Out`

12 Lloyd Banks and 50 Cent - These Niggas Ain't Hood (freestyle)

13 D12 - Tim Westwood freestyle (Got It Twisted)

14 Jeymes Samuel and Canibus - Who Writes The Song?

15 Canibus - Tim Westwood freestyle

16 Jedi Mind Tricks - Heavenly Design (remix)

SOAD - Steal This Album

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They stole that title from The Coup's classic 1998 album.

Which brings me to:

The Coup - Genocide and Juice

Canibus - Rip the Jacker

Marilyn Manson - Antichrist Superstar

Tupac - 2Pacalypse Now

Nas - Nastradamus

Jean Grae - Attack of the Attacking Things

Crooked I - Westcoastanostra

Xzibit - At The Speed Of Life

The stuff on 'Animals' about the Bible is GENIUS.

"In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth...and the Earth was without form and void and darkness was on the face of the deep"...bit dark, he sorted that out. "And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light"...

Ain't that brilliant? Eh? Oh come on, that's amazing. He made light up! There was nothing before. It's not like he saw some on holiday and said 'That'll be good back on Earth', he made it up! There was no...there was nothing to go by. It's not like there was twilight and he said 'Let's have that a little brighter' [...] Which means...that He created the Heaven and Earth in the dark! Fuckin' Hell, how good is that? I'd have gone "Right, let's have a little bit of light, see what we're doing...Riiight, I'm gonna need some planets..."

Chapter Three...I'm not havin' a go at Him, cause He is brilliant, but in my HUMBLE opinion I think the snake was a mistake.

OK, Chapter Three...his difficult third series. It's gonna get criticised whatever, isn't it? After all the good he did in One and Two...

I watch hours on end of the History Channel and the Discover Channel, back and forth...ask me anything about sharks and Nazis.

Not as bad as a lot of people make out...sharks I mean. Nazis, horrible, don't get me...Sharks: Brilliant, Nazis: Rubbish!

But the shark's an amazing creature. It got sensors up its body, it can tell the slightest movement in water, a floundering fish, through electrical impulses, and zone in on that. It's got good eyesight, contrary to popular belief. And it can taste and smell the slightest human secretion of blood and sweat, one part in a BILLION, from a MILE away. A shark would have found Anne Frank like *that*"

"You can lead a cow upstairs, but not down"...that's true by the way, it's the way their joints don't oppose...think of the poor bastard who found that out the hard way.

"Come on Daisy, down you go"

"Oooh, I can't go downstairs, my joints..."

"I don't care about your joints, my wife's coming home in five minutes, get down the stairs...

Peter Kay

How do you kill a circus? Go for the jugula...

Used to be an old woman who lived next door to us there were a power cut one night, me mum went round see if she were alright;

"Are you alright, I was worried about you cause there's been a power cut?"

"Has there? I though there'd been a power cut, but then bus went past wi' it's lights on..."

Yeah, they plug em in now love, with a wire...

I went to cinema, I said 'You alright nan, help yourself to a pick 'n' mix, I'll get these...whoa whoa whoa...fudge? Feel the weight of 'em before you put em in. Flumps, marshmallows, that's what you want. Flyin saucers, have as many of them as you want

They never swear when they come in on those [Crimewatch] reconstructions "Come on, get on the floor you sponge. Come on, get that flippin' safe open you melon". How realistic is that?

Steven Wright

Curiousity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect

I broke a mirror the other day. I'm supposed to get seven years of bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five

I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it...

I went into a restaurant and the sign said 'Breakfast anytime," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance

Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep well?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes

01 The Clash - I Fought The Law

02 Jurassic 5 - DDT

03 Jimmy Eat World - Praise Chorus (Live)

04 Kanye West, Twista, Cam'ron & 50 Cent - Overnight Celebrity (remix)

05 P. Diddy, M.O.P. & Busta Rhymes - Bad Boy For Life (remix)

06 Young Buck - Sniper

07 Mos Def - Beef

08 LL Cool J - Rasta Imposta

09 NOFX - Leave It Alone

10 Nine Inch Nails - Terrible Lie

11 Dropkick Murphys - Heroes From Our Past

12 Onyx - Slam

13 Eminem & Royce da 5'9 - Renegaes (OG)

14 Wyclef Jean, Pras & Free - Another One Bites The Dust

15 Alanis Morisette - Wake Up

16 Kanye West - Jesus Walks

17 KRS One - Bring It To The Cypher

18 Beach Boys - Good Vibrations

19 Canned Heat - Back On The Road Again

20 Rakim - When I Be On The Mic

21 White Stripes - Hypnotise

22 D4 - Invader Ace

23 Jeymes Samuel & Canibus - Who Writes The Song? (Acoustic)

24 Queen - Is This The World We Created?

25 Jedi Mind Tricks - Heavenly Divine (remix)

26 MF Doom - Strange Ways

27 Joe Budden - Whatever It Takes

28 Ricochet Klashnakoff - Zero

29 Shins - Gloating Sun

30 Bullet - Paul's Song

If there's not at least one song in there you like, then you suck.

Yeah, those lyrics are great and require immense talent to come up with.

NUMBER: 21 Grams (25th Hour, 8 Mile)

A: American Beauty (American History X, Annie Hall)

B: Bugsy Malone (Big Fish, Bad Boys, Blow, Birdcage)

C: Carlito's Way (Cruel Intentions)

D: Devil's Advocate

E: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Empire Strikes Back)

F: Fight Club (Fellowship of the Ring, Friday)

G: Goodfellas (Good Will Hunting, Godfather Trilogy)

H: Heat

I: Insomnia (I'm Not Rappaport, Instinct)

J: Jackie Brown (Jaws)

K: Kill Bill Vol. 1

L: Leon (Little Voice)

M: Memento

N: Naked Gun series (Next Friday)

O: Oceans Eleven (remake) (One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest)

P: Pulp Fiction (Panic Room, Psycho)

Q: -

R: Return of the King (Reservoir Dogs, Red Dragon, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2)

S: Safety of Objects, The (Se7en, Spiderman, Shanghai Noon, Shanghai Nights, Scarface)

T: Taxi Driver (Training Day, Two Towers, To Kill a Mockingbird, This Is Spinal Tap, Toy Story, Toy Story 2)

U: Untouchables, The

V: Virgin Suicides, The

W: Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory (Wizard of Oz)

X: X2 (X-Men)

Y: You've Got Mail

Z: Zoolander

The Streets + Welsh = Unimaginable horror

I don't like Droppin' Plates either.

The following also spring to mind:

Canibus - Phuk U, Channel Zero

Eminem - Kim, Kids

Kanye West - Breathe In, Breathe Out

Nas - The Flyest (Nas' Angels)

What are some songs you like by bands/artists you hate?

Slipknot - Wait and Bleed

Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff, My Way

Immortal Technique - Freedom of Speech

blink-182 - Dammit

I've been trying to figure out when that was made. You know when?

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Like Midget said, it was on their 2002 'The Guest' album, and was released as a single. It was also on the Orange County soundtrack, and it's obviously the theme from The O.C.