Lord Nibbler

10 on Arsenal, 10 on Fulham

Wigan 1 - 2 Sunderland

Dynamite.

Frank Grimes has Lennon. His three assists and one goal canceled out the two own goals (Ricketts and Cole) and the red card (Mendy) that went in your favour.

Final scores

Frank Grimes [30] 3 - 3 King Ellis [30]

HailtotheKing [20] 1 - 5 Dynamite [44]

Jimmy the Exploder [18] 0 - 2 Captain Kirk [25]

Bryn Davies [9] 0 - 0 Hackerjack [16]

Funkmaster [20] 1 - 3 metalman [33]

Baddar [17] 0 - 5 Jagger [40]

Pesci [21] 1 - 4 Scott McFly [35]

I was tempted to drop Sagna on principle, but then the rest of my fullbacks are shite.

GK: Almunia

CB: J. Collins

CB: G. Cahill

FB: Sagna

FB: Ilunga

MC: Song

MC: Fellaini

AM: Milner

AM: Larsson

ST: Agbonlahor

ST: Benitez

Subs:

GK: Fabianski

CB: Lescott

FB: Chimbonda

MC: Gomez

AM: Faubert

ST: Tevez

Frank Grimes v King Ellis

HailtotheKing v Dynamite

Jimmy the Exploder v Captain Kirk

Bryn Davies v Hackerjack

Funkmaster v metalman

Baddar v Jagger

Pesci v Scott McFly

Game Week 9 takes place on 21st and 22nd of November (the two midweek games on the 25th are not part of the gameweek). I need your teams by 12:45 on Saturday.

10 on Bet 1

Birmingham vs. Fulham - Birmingham 11/8, Draw 11/5, Fulham 13/8

10 on Bet 4

Aston Villa to beat Burnley 3-0 - 18/1

Stoke 1-1 Portsmouth (Sun)

Final scores

Hackerjack [34] 3 - 0 Baddar [11]

HailtotheKing [28] 2 - 3 Frank Grimes [33]

King Ellis [18] 0 - 4 Jimmy the Exploder [38]

Dynamite [22] 1 - 1 Bryn Davies [21]

Captain Kirk [19] 0 - 1 Funkmaster [24]

metalman [32] 3 - 3 Pesci [30]

Jagger [33] 3 - 2 Scott McFly [25]

Final scores

Hackerjack [34] 3 - 0 Baddar [11]

Carvalho's clean sheet cancelled out Lampard's assist, but it was too little too late.

Latest scores, with the Liverpool game still to come:

HailtotheKing [28] 2 - 3 Frank Grimes [30]

HailtotheKing came back into the game thanks to Shawcross (assist) and Dempsey (goal), but Frank Grimes still has his nose in front. HailtotheKing has Queudrue left to play, Frank Grimes has Agger and Babel.

King Ellis [16] 0 - 4 Jimmy the Exploder [36]

Ellis only has Reina to play, but short of saving three penalties there's not much he can do to avoid defeat. Jimmy has Larsson.

Dynamite [22] 1 - 0 Bryn Davies [15]

Yobo, N'Zogbia, Behrami and Rodallega could only contribute 10 points to Dynamite's score, but it could be enough for a narrow win. A clean sheet for Stephen Carr or a goal for Torres would be enough to give Bryn a draw.

Captain Kirk [17] 0 - 0 Funkmaster [24]

Funkmaster had mixed fortunes on Sunday thanks to Saha (goal) and Faye (red card) but he did enough to take a narrow lead. Ivanovic's clean sheet kept the score at 1-0, and Captain Kirk has Ferguson and Benayoun to play.

metalman [31] 3 - 1 Pesci [20]

metalman's Chelsea contingent gave him the edge - Cech, Cole and Terry all kept clean sheets, and the latter contributed a goal as well. He still has his two Liverpool defenders and Aquilani (with Palacios on the bench should he not play) while Pesci has Insua and Kuyt, with Malbranque likely to come in for Gerrard.

Jagger [33] 3 - 1 Scott McFly [23]

Bullard (assist) and Scharner (assist) both added to Jagger's score, as did Hibbert by scoring at the wrong end. Scott McFly will need Lucas to contribute at least 7 points to get a draw.

Do subs replace your player if one of your players don't play then?

Just wondering since Diamanti never got on.

Diamanti played 34 minutes, and earned you a point. If he hadn't come on, you would have got 10 points for Fletcher.

There does seem to be a lack of reliable full backs for some reason.

Latest scores, before today's games kick off:

HailtotheKing [11] 0 - 1 Frank Grimes [20]

Lots of players still to contribute for both teams. Arshavin (goal) and Wright-Phillips (goal and assist) have given Frank Grimes an early lead.

King Ellis [9] 0 - 3 Jimmy the Exploder [32]

Jimmy has three players left, whereas Ellis has 7. Agbonlahor (goal), Lescott (assist) and Milner (goal, two assists) have done the damage so far.

Dynamite [12] 0 - 0 Bryn Davies [9]

Dynamite still has his four attacking players to come, Bryn has Torres - if he plays. Gomes' subtracts 6 from Dynamite's score after saving a penalty he gave away, and keeping a clean sheet.

Captain Kirk [6] 0 - 0 Funkmaster [7]

Captain Kirk has 8 players left, Funkmaster has 10 - though Ben Foster is unlikely to play. Ashley Young (goal) is the only player contribute attacking points to either team.

Hackerjack [25] 2 - 0 Baddar [6]

Fabregas (goal, assist), Bellamy (goal) and Nelsen (goal, assist) give hackerjack his points. Jaaskelainen made up for letting in 5 by saving a penalty, but 7 of Baddar's starting XI didn't play yesterday.

metalman [10] 0 - 0 Pesci [17]

metalman's 10 points come from two players; Eduardo (assist) and Kevin Davies (penalty conceded). He still has 10 players remaining, and if Michael Owen doesn't feature he'll get Robbie Keane's goal.

Jagger [15] 0 - 0 Scott McFly [17]

Close contest so far with Eagles (assist) and Adebayor (assist) giving Jagger his points, and Cuellar (goal) giving Scott McFly his. No clean sheets, but Friedel did make 5 saves.

Ahem...

HailtotheKing v Frank Grimes

King Ellis v Jimmy the Exploder

Dynamite v Bryn Davies

Captain Kirk v Funkmaster

Hackerjack v Baddar

metalman v Pesci

Jagger v Scott McFly

I need your teams by 2:30 on the 7th.

10 on Bet 2

West Ham vs. Everton (Sun) - West Ham 5/4, Draw 9/4, Everton 7/4

10 on Bet 4

Man City to beat Burnley 3-0 - 9/1

The Doubler

Aston Villa 2-0 Bolton

How do we find out what points each individual player got? I can imagine losing quite a few points for Samuel getting sent off and conceding a penalty, but the rest of my players must have been particularly shit for me to only get 7 points!

I haven't updated the spreadsheet with all the individual scores, but I will do. Soon.

Your scores from this week:

+2 Given

+2 Ben Haim

+2 Yobo

+0 Figueroa

+0 Young (sub)

+1 Samuel (45 minutes)

+2 Sidwell

+2 Petrov

+2 N'Zogbia

+2 Nani

+1 Rodallega (58 minutes)

+2 Berbatov

+5 Berbatov (goal)

=23

+1 Jaaskelainen (conceded 4)

=24

-3 Jaaskelainen (10 saves)

-4 Carvalho (clean sheet)

-3 Clichy (clean sheet)

-3 Evra (clean sheet)

-2 Anderson (clean sheet)

-2 Diaby (clean sheet)

=7

So it was a combination of your players not doing very much, and Baddar's players keeping clean sheets.

And in fact, you were lucky to escape with a point. Baddar only needed one more point to get a 1-0 win, so if Shay Given had made 2 saves instead of 3, you would have lost.

Are we not counting the midweek Villa/West Ham game in these fixtures ?

No. One game per team, any extra midweek games are discounted.

And weeks when some teams don't play at all (like the 15th and 16th of December) don't count at all.

Funkmaster [29] 2 - 0 King Ellis [16]

Jagger [16] 0 - 0 metalman [8]

Baddar [18] 0 - 0 Dynamite [7]

Scott McFly [29] 2 - 4 hackerjack [35]

Pesci [20] 1 - 2 Captain Kirk [25]

Bryn Davies [22] 1 - 2 HailtotheKing [26]

Frank Grimes [7] 0 - 2 Jimmy the Exploder [27]

The unbeaten record is gone, but Scott McFly is lucky that Frank Grimes was beaten as well.

Baddar has yet to win, so at least one streak is still going strong.

If Almunia doesn't start this week, I'm going to assassinate Vito Mannone.

He's safe, for now.

Other than those already mentioned:

Malcolm in the Middle (seems to be unfairly overlooked for some reason)

Stewart Lee's Comedy Vehicle

Phoenix Nights

The Larry Sanders Show

Hung

15 Storeys High

Flight of the Conchords

Summer Heights High

We Can Be Heroes/The Nominees

Outnumbered

Getting On

And I'll mention I'm Alan Partridge, since only Skummy listed that. Watched it again recently and it's consistently brilliant.

I just changed my default lineup so make sure to make note of that!

Duly noted.

If Almunia doesn't start this week, I'm going to assassinate Vito Mannone.

Game Week 7

Frank Grimes v Jimmy the Exploder

Bryn Davies v HailtotheKing

Funkmaster v King Ellis

Baddar v Dynamite

Pesci v Captain Kirk

Scott McFly v Hackerjack

Jagger v metalman

I need your teams by 12:15 on the 31st.

Actually, your score should be 2-0, not 1-0.

Though Robinson let in 5, he did make 9 saves. You can thank Diamanti for your win, though.

Final scores

Bryn Davies [24] 1 - 3 Frank Grimes [33]

Jimmy the Exploder [25] 2 - 4 Funkmaster [36]

HailtotheKing [29] 2 - 0 Baddar [9]

King Ellis [25] 2 - 1 Pesci [20]

Dynamite [20] 1 - 4 Scott McFly [36]

Captain Kirk [22] 1 - 0 Jagger [15]

Hackerjack [15] 0 - 0 metalman [15]

I suck at this game...

same lineup also please :/

Which one are you again?

Oh, metalman. Stop changing your name.

Not tempted to give Christophe Berra a start?

Bryn Davies v Frank Grimes

Jimmy the Exploder v Funkmaster

HailtotheKing v Baddar

King Ellis v Pesci

Dynamite v Scott McFly

Captain Kirk v Jagger

Hackerjack v metalman

I need your teams by 12:15 on the 24th.

If you want to post your team in this thread instead of at the other forum, that's fine. Just get it to me on time.

Set 10 Betting

10 on Bet 1

Burnley vs. Wigan - Burnley 5/4, Draw 9/4, Wigan 7/4

10 on Bet 4

Tottenham to beat Stoke 3-0 - 9/1

The Doubler

Liverpool 0-2 Man Utd (Sun)