Jack Krauser III

Dammit, Quom's anger always has a way of shutting me up and making me feel better.

"Slow Hands" but yeah, wrong forum. :blink:

I'm really hoping it's not because I find humor in Snow's crappiness.

Or is it because of the fact I think dragon is angsty? Well, if you don't believe me, read his posts in the Who Do You Hate thread. I speak truth.

MRC and Used rcok. But the cvor will be shi.

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Batman's an egomaniac who just likes to see his name in the papers, and a complete pussy once you take his utility belt. I couldn't help but cheer for Bane when he nearly crippled him in the cartoon.

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Here's the thing though. He chooses to risk his ass fighting to clean up crime. Most people with that much money would live life easy and never do the stuff Batman does. You have to at least give him props for that.

Cops don't fight seven foot tall bastards with souped up steriods pumping through them.

Batman is not a super hero! ARGH!

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He doesn't save our lives, he does a crappy job preventing pollution. Plus, he retired after like three years of active duty. Aquaman has been working since the 1940s or 50s.

But no matter what way this topic goes, Batman>All.

Why does no one know about poor ole' Aquaman? Yes, he can breathe underwater for as long as he wants, but because of his exposure to deep sea depths for long periods of time, he has incredible durability and strength. He also has the Waterbearer which allows him to heal wounds, use some magic spells and other things. Plus, he can talk to fish.

Plus, Captain Planet used to nearly die when someone threw a net covered with trash on it at him. C'mon!

Whenever someone wants something like a roster cut, interview, product release whatever, I'll write it up how they want. It's to make it look like I'm running a news site of sorts. Plus, it'll save everyone who already has a lot of work the trouble of writing that stuff up. For example ACS, if you wanted to have Matt Hardy have an interview after he won a title or something, I could write it up for you to give the topic an added bit of flair.

EDIT: Nevermind, forget what I said.

We're starting on April 1st in real life? Damn, that's such a long time to wait. If anyone ever wants press releases, interviews with wrestlers or information posted, I'm your guy. Wait, I am still their guy, right Thug?

Whatever you do, don't get Final Fantasy XI or Everquest. You might as well marry your computer and never leave your house again.

I suggest Diablo II, it's not flashy, but it still kicks a load of ass.

Harvest Moon > Animal Crossing

Seriously, I liked Animal Crossing, but I haven't played it since around Thanksgiving. It got repetitive waaaaaaay too soon for my tastes. All there is to do story-wise is "Buy bigger house....spend a month making Bells to pay it off. Then....buy bigger house!"

Now Harvest Moon. That's a game, there. I go into the 'Cube and see "A HM production" and I just know one of these days the HM will not stand for Hollywood Mogul...and all will be well in EWB land.

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If you know you've played it, don't be ashamed, just say so. Might as well talk about it right? My girlfriend got me playing this and I hate to admit that it's fucking awesome. My village has a stoner penguin, a crack head rabbit and creepy old french/goth rabbit too. Plus the fact that my character looks like he's high makes for some good laughs. We're (me and Tiff) are even thinking of making a webcomic of it. Any thoughts on what you think of the game?

Must not buy game. Must not buy game...

Damn, you guys are going to make me buy this now. I wasted all that time of FFXI, then City of Heroes. God, I might as well just chain myself to my desk with all these recent MMOs.

Also, how bad are the newblets? Worse then FFXI or not as bad?

You actually used the word l33t in a school paper review? I want to have a school paper now.

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To answer someones question, if it wasn't already, cats were in previous Zelda games. Of course, you couldn't hug them. My girlfriend is going to be thrilled, she loves cats.

P.S. Monkey with boomerang=Awesomeness

P.P.S. Don't hate on Gamecube, do I have to get started on how shitty the PS2 has become? And do I have to bring up the PSP? Or the X-Box? Please don't make me go into "Lifelong Nintendo Fan" mode.

Don't believe there's anything special about it. The graphics might look a little neater but otherwise, it isn't worth it. Sagas is coming out soon, I would see how that gets reviewed and maybe get it.

Hoorah! A talented writer does WCW in it's waning days. This looks like it will be great syco. A few wishes: fire Torrie Wilson, please syco for the love of god fire her or give her some meaningless gimmick I beg you! Also, strap a manager on Shane Helms and push him to the moon. If he ever becomes WCW Champion in this diary you will instantly become my favorite diary writer ever (if you weren't already...). And while you're at it, make sure Palumbo and O'Haire stay in the spotlight. I always felt bad those two never got to truly shine after WCW's demise. And now that the formalities are done with, here's my prediction for the card.

WCW World Heavyweight Championship

Both Men WILL Wrestle Twice!

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Booker T

I figure someone will run in and beat down Booker since he won the U.S Title match.

One Last Fall, To Solve It All!

'The Nature Boy' Ric Flair vs. Sting

Tough decision but hopefully Sting will walk out victorious. No run-ins I hope.

WCW United States Championship

Triple Threat Match

Booker T vs. Lance Storm vs. Mystery Opponent

Booker T, with the mystery opponent being...Jarret or Awesome I suppose. Whoever it is will run in and screw Booker in the main event.

WCW Cruiserweight Championship

Shane Helms vs. Jamie Knoble

Shane Helms, because he is the man. No more statements necessary.

WCW World Tag Team Championships

Chuck Palumbo and Sean O'Haire vs. Rey Misterio Jr. and Billy Kidman

Have to give it to the reigning champs here. Should be an awesome match.

Diamond Dallas Page vs. Marcus 'Buff' Bagwell

Only giving this to Buff so it will make DDP look like he'll lose the main event.

I wish you the best of luck with this diary syco, this is one I don't want to miss out on.

EDIT: Just had to fix a few grammar mistakes. :pinch:

The Spanish Angel vs. Seth Shai w/ Halloween Barbie

Cade Sydal w/ Candice vs. Andy Van Dam

Pogo the Clown vs. Supreme

Joey Idol w/ Hollywood Inc. ('Devilish' Lee Handsome and Valentina) vs. Jeff Hardy w/ Chris Extascy

Icarus/Harold Goldstein vs. The Masked Nazis

Mustafa Saed vs. Mystery White Man

Bonus Questions

1. Who is The Masked Nazi's 'fuhrer'? Hitler?

2. Which of the following stips will be used for the Deathcore Championship match?

a. Buckets of Gore

b. No Ropes, No Ring, Exploding Barricades

c. Barbed Wire Heaven

d. Glass Menagerie

I just like the word "Menagerie"

3. Who is the Mystery White Opponent for Mustafa Saed? Perry Saturn? Wait, aw who cares, I'll be surprised.

4. Will either The Prodigy or X-Cal be involved in the Jr. Heavyweight Title match? Prodigy will.

5. How much do I rock? A whole fuckin' lot you sick son of a bitch.

Hey guiys, nice job on the skins. I'm really digging the Blood Set. A good idea for a new one could be a "Negativity" set with lots of dark colors like black and purple. For wrestlers, you could use "dark" characters like Raven, C. Daniels etc etc. But anyway, keep up the good work!

I love backyard diaries as much as the next guy but the whole lottery thing has gotten old. Hell, say you found a corpse filled with money, just not the same old lotto thing.

Moi? Je m'appelle Jack Krauser.

Grand Theft Auto is overrated. Much.