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  1. 1. Angelina Jolie (WHy oh why is she on all the off lists...!)

    2. Halle Berry

    3. Alyssa Milano

    4. Christina Aguilera

    5. Elisha Cuthbert

    6. Kate Beckinsale

    7. Shania Twain (Yeah... she's hot AND Canadian...)

    8. Keira Knightly

    9. Natalie Portman

    10. Eva Longoria

    Negative

    1. Paris Hilton

    2. Britney Spears

    3. Oprah (just in case.....)

    4. Jennifer Lopez

    5. Madonna (NOT HOT!!!!!)

  2. It is blatantly obvious that the guy writing this is not doing it as a serious "diary" but more out of "fun" or to see how much he can piss people off, annoy people, and push the boundaries until someone tells him to stop.

    If you say that he's doing this for fun, let him for Christ sake. Your just simply making him laugh even more at how fucking serious your taking it, if he's doing this for fun. If he's doing it to see how much people he can piss off, you seem to be the only one left who is pissed off at his diary but still reading apparently. Because you seem like the only he's actually annoying right now. And for God's sake man, don't tell me you didn't laugh a damn bit when you read his posts.

    If you did, you're a hipocryte. If you didn't, I respect you for being the clean, sinless man you are.

    And besides, jayden is fucking good at this. If this seriously is how his mind works, I shiver at the thought of looking inside his body. Imagaine the shit we'd see.

  3. I don't understand how the mods can even allow this. It is discgusting and should be deleted and locked right away. The site is NOT adult oriented and should NOT allow offensive, vulgar and disgusting "diaries" like this on the boards. It is stupid and gross and just plain out of bad taste. I was not even able to read a full show it just made me sick. You guys should all be ashamed that people can get a 75% (hint hint, me) warning for accidently posting on the wrong boards but then allow this crap on the boards. It is sickening.

    It's not much to my taste, for the most part, which is why I haven't bothered posting any feedback thus far...I read a bit of it, didn't find it funny, knew that there would be no point criticising that, as I can't expect every comedy diary to appeal to my tastes, but that kind of shit pisses me off. Does it really bother you that much that someone wrote this? Does it really "make you sick"? If it does, you've got far too much time on your hands.

    And then for you to try and use it to argue against your warning? Pathetic. You broke the board rules, you got warned for it. Apparently it was an accident, maybe you didn't deserve it, maybe you did, I couldn't care less. But, say what you will about this site not being "adult oriented (sic)", nothing in here is against board rules, so why should be it locked and deleted?

    There's a little thing called freedom of speech. You've just expressed your's, I'd like to think you're a good enough human being to allow another person to use their's. Nothing here's hurting anyone, nothing here's having any adverse affect on anything.

    And, to be honest, if you're really offended by this shit, then get a cunting life for fuck's sake. There's much worse things in the world than a little immature humour on an internet message board.

  4. I don't understand how the mods can even allow this. It is discgusting and should be deleted and locked right away. The site is NOT adult oriented and should NOT allow offensive, vulgar and disgusting "diaries" like this on the boards. It is stupid and gross and just plain out of bad taste. I was not even able to read a full show it just made me sick. You guys should all be ashamed that people can get a 75% (hint hint, me) warning for accidently posting on the wrong boards but then allow this crap on the boards. It is sickening.

  5. I dunno what you were talking about... lame? THe Roster looks solid...

    Sure Goldberg and Nash are two non-talented wrestlers but... They are names and its smart to have themmm just like Hogan is with WWE...

    Looks to be solid... Can't wait to read more.

  6. Raw Preview

    Last night, at the Royal Rumble, Kurt Angle defeated John Cena to become WWE Champion. John Cena has issued a rematch for tonight, for the WWE championship.

    Also, new WWE Women’s Champion Candice Michelle has a very special announcement to make.

    And Ric Flair is set to be the next guess on Carlito’s Cabana, also appearing is Triple H. Last night Flair made Triple H quit in the I Quit match. What will Triple H have to say to Flair?

    Find out all that and more on Raw (Monday, 9/8 CT; USA Network)

  7. Hey guys, I want to say sorry that I really haven't updated that long. I was busy with otehr stuff and eventually kinda forgot about teh diary, until I recentely found my files and voilà. I'm gonna start off again where I left off. The Royal Rumble.

    Royal Rumble Results – January 15th 2006

    Dark Match: Juventud vs Nunzio for Cruiserweight in a Submission Match

    Nunzio wins clean and celebrates

    91, 83, 100, ****3/4

    The WWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image.

    Vince McMahon comes out to the ring.

    Vince McMahon: The Road To WrestleMania begins tonight! As you all know, this year. None of the entires were given out before the Royal Rumble. Mainly because it has been completely random. However, thoughout the evening I will give each General Manager to pull three names to go with a number of my choice. If I can ask Eric Bischoff to come out here and pull the first guanateed name.

    Eric Bishcoff goes to the ring.

    Vince McMahon: Now, Mr. Bischoff I think the first number of tonight will be the number 15 spot in the Royal Rumble match. If you could pleade pull out a name.

    Eric Bischoff reaches in and pulls a paper out.

    Eric Bischoff: Well, too bad Teddy. Looks like Raw is getting the middle spot, going to none other than Chris Masters!

    Vince McMahon: Well, Masters. You will be in the match, at number 15. But for now lets get some tag team action going.

    The Shortstops run down to the ring. The Blond Bombers follow behind.

    The Shortstops w/Jillian Hall vs The Blond Bombers for WWE TT

    John Dick cheats to pin Paul London and celebrates

    56, 41, 72, *

    John Dick gained 2 points of overness from this match. Chad Dick gained 2 points of overness from this match. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them. The WWE Tag Team title has lost image.

    Backstage, Josh Matthews is with Road Warrior Animal.

    Josh Matthews: Animal, last week on SmackDown! Heidenreich told you to stay out of his match tonight at the Royal Rumble. Do you think Heidenreich will be able to defeat JBL, the former WWE Champion, tonight?

    Animal: Josh, Heidenreich said that he didn’t need my help. Wether I believe that or not, I am not going to interfere in tonight’s match if that’s what your asking. Heidenreich is new at this wrestling, he’s a rookie, teaming up with a legend and he thinks that he is now one half of the legendary tag team the Legion of Doom. The truth is Heidenreich isn’t anuwhere neat being legendary. There is no doubt in my mind that Heidenreich is going to lose tonight, but if he wants to go ahead and make a fool of himself, I’ll gladly watch him do it from backstage.

    Animal walks off from the interview set.

    JBL’s limo arrives on stage, and he and Jillian Hall step out of it. Heidenreich coems out next and the match starts.

    JBL w/Jillian Hall vs Heidenreich

    JBL wins clean and celebrates

    79, 80, 77, **1/2

    Backstage, Vince McMahon is standing with Theodore Long and Eric Bischoff.

    Vince McMahon: Well, Teddy, I think I’m in the mood to find out number 5. If you can just pull out a name…

    Theodore Long pulls out a paper.

    Theodore Long: Well, looks like RAW is getting another entry. First, Chris Masters at 15 and now Gregory Helms at 5. Kepp on like this and all the high numbers are left for SmackDown!

    In the lockerroom, Trish Stratus is talking to Mickie James.

    Trish Stratus: Look, I’m sorry if I kinda got mad at you last Monday, but I mean how am I supposed to defend my belt against Victoria, Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle? I mean its like a handicap match.

    Mickie James: Look, Trish, I am so sorry. I mean, I really thought I could beat Victoria last week. I was just trying to help…

    Trish Stratus: Well, I’ll tell you what, you can help me in a big way tonight. I need you to make sure that Melina doesn’t get anywhere near that ring tonight. She’s the last thing I need to worry about tonight.

    Mickie James: Sure, anything. Good luck.

    Trish leaves as her music starts in the arena.

    Trish enters, then Victoria, Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson all come out at once.

    Trish Stratus vs Victoria vs Torrie Wilson vs Candice Michelle for Women’s

    Candice Michelle pins Trish when Melina interferes

    62, 72, 39, -*

    The WWE Women's title has lost image.

    After the match, Trish is standing in the ring in awe as she watches Candice leave with the belt. She turns to find Melina and the two of them start having a massive catfight in which Trish gets the upper hand rips off Melina’s top. Melina runs out of the arena as Trish looks on pissed off.

    In his office again, Vince motions to Bishoff to pick a name.

    Vince McMahon: Keep in mind Bischoff, this is number 29. Almost near the top.

    Eric Bichoff picks a name and looks pissed off.

    Theodore Long: What’s the matter Bischoff, gave SmackDown! an edge?

    Eric Bischoff: No, Teddy, I didn’t give SmackDown! an edge. But unless Raw gets number 30, I just threw away our last entry by giving it to Tajiri!

    Theodore Long: Well, Eric, you win some and you lose some, playa.

    Booker T and Sharmell go to the ring.

    Sharmell: Hey, Benoit, I just wanted to take this opportunity to wish you good luck into your match. See, Booker T is about to whoop your butt and tie this series up. Two to two Benoit. You know what that means. Two more victories for us and Booker is the new United States Champion!

    Booker T: Can you dig that Benoit? Five tiem World Champion, soon to be 3 time United States Champion!

    Chris Benoit comes out.

    Booker T w/Sharmell vs Chris Benoit

    Booker T wins by cheating and Benoit has a tantrum

    88, 90, 84, ***1/2

    Backstage, Eric Bischoff looks pissed as Vince and Teddy are pulling a name.

    Vince McMahon: Well, Teddy, I’m looking for number 10.

    Theodore Long: Finally, playa, a SmackDown! superstar enters the Royal Rumble. Psicosis is the number 10 entry.

    Triple H goes to the ring.

    Triple H: Listen up! Flair, I just wanted to give you one last cahnce to give up now. I mean, it is an I Quit match and technically all you have to do is quit for the match to be over. And if you do it now, I mena that’s an easier match for you.

    Flair comes out to the ring.

    Ric Flair: Sorry Hunter, I am not gonna give you a win that easy. Hell I’m not gonna give you a win at all. I’m the Nature Boy, Ric Flair. Sixteen time World Champion! Wooooo! I can kick your ass, and make you quit like you would have never thought was possible. Hunter, I thought you everything that I know, I gave you stardom. Or at least the stardom you didn’t get from marrying the boss’ daughter. Hell I kept you around after you ditched her at the damn alter! And tonight, I’ll show you that the Nature Boy is still biggest superstar the WWE has ever seen! Woooooooo!

    Triple H: Look, Naitch, the only way your gonna get me to quit is by breaking my damn ankle! DO you hear me?

    Ric Flair jumps Triple H and the bell rings.

    Triple H vs Ric Flair in a I Quit match

    Flair wins cleanly and keeps attacking

    79, 90, 56, 3/4*

    After the match, paramedics rush to the ring as Triple H holds in akle yelling in pain. The take him away on a stretcher.

    Backstage.

    Vince McMahon: Well, Bischoff, this your last pick. And I’m going to ask you to pick number 24.

    Eric Bischoff: It would be my pleasure Vince.

    He pulls out a name.

    Eric Bischoff: Well congratulations Teddy, but it looks like your highest Royal Rumbel hope is not the number 30 entry. See the number 24 pick is Randy Orton.

    Theodore Long: Bischoff, you haven’t got a clue.

    In the lockerroom. Trish Stratus gets out of the shower to find Lita standing there.

    Trish Stratus: What do you want?

    Lita: Hey, chill. Look its not like I’m after you or anything right now. I mean, you did just lose your belt. And to Candice Michelle, of all people. I mean a model who really has wrestled maybe 5 matches in the two years she’s been here.

    Trish Stratus: Yeah, thanks for the reminder.

    Lita: Hey, I’m not happy about it either. I mean, I wanted to be the one to end your reign, on the biggest stage of all, WrestleMania. But hey, what ever. I’m not here to start stuff anyway. I just wanted to let you know that your little girlfriend, what’s her name, Mickey James, is lying on the ground in the parking lot covered in blood.

    Trish Stratus: What? Lita if you…

    Lita: Hey, don’t kill the messenger. I don’t know who did it, but I figured yu might want to know.

    Trish runs off screen and throws the towel at Lita to start getting dressed.

    Kane goes out to the ring first. Then Big Show. The two stare each other down for ages until Kane shoves Big Show and the bell rings.

    Kane vs The Big Show for World Heavyweight

    Kane wins clean and celebrates

    55, 51, 60, ¼*

    The Big Show didn't really sell very much, which hurt the match rating. This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them. The World Heavyweight title has lost image.

    Kid Kash is shown backstage with Maria.

    Kid Kash: Hey, Maria. I just wanted to let you know that I was going to be entering the Royal Rumble tonight. And, umm, I was just going to ask you to root for me from here, you know. I sure could use some support considering there are 29 othe rguys in that ring.

    Maria Kanellis: Sure, Kash. You got my support, except… I kinda already told CM Punk that I was rooting for him, so once he comes in your on your own.

    Kid Kash looks irritated when he hears CM Punk in back of him.

    CM Punk: Sorry Kash. This is my girl tonight, you know how that works don’t you? You better hope you get eliminated before me Kash cause if your still in there you can bet your ass, your dead! You hear me? And stay the hell away from Maria. You got your own girl, Kash.

    CM Punk and Maria walk away arm in arm.

    John Cena makes is way to the ring. He takes a mic.

    John Cena: Kurt, I hope your ready fro tonight. Cause after this match, you’ll be out of mind and out of sight. The fact of the matter is this is your last chance to win my belt. And I’m gonna make you feel pain like you’ve never felt. Yo, Kurt, tonight I’m not only gonna win but I’ll beat you damn hard too. A beating harder than you’ve been giving yourself since your wife threatened to leave you. And Kurt, don’t forget, its your last chance to beat me. So you better watch out Kurt, cause you can’t see me!

    Kurt Angle goes to the ring and the bell rings.

    John Cena vs Kurt Angle and Daivari as Ref for WWE Champion

    Kurt Angle wins by referee attack and celebrates

    91, 97, 80, ***3/4

    The WWE Heavyweight title has gained in image.

    Theodore Long goes out to the stage.

    Theodore Long: I just got word from Mr. McMahon to come out here and announce the number one entry. And Eric you should be proud because number one is none other than Shelton Benjamin! Get the mathc started playas!

    Shelton Benjamin comes out to the ring. Joey Mercury comes out next with Melina.

    The bell rings.

    Royal Rumble Match

    The Undertaker wins

    64, 54, 75, *3/4

    This match suffered because the crowd were still pumped up from the last one, and so this bout was seen as something of a let-down to them.

    After the match all the lights go off and lightning starts striking all over.

    Michael Cole: I can’t believe The Undertaker won! Who would have seen this coming. Randy Orton killed The Undertaker, but he’s back and with a vengeance.

    Entries and Eliminations for the Royal Rumble

    § Shelton Benjamin and Joey Mercury start off in the ring

    § Matt Hardy enters #3

    § Joey Mercury elimnated by Shelton Benjamin (1)

    § Rob Van Dam enters #4

    § Rob Van Dam eliminated by Matt Hardy (2)

    § Gregory Helms enters #5

    § Rene Dupree enters #6

    § Gregory Helms eliminated by Rene Dupree (3)

    § Gene Snitsky enters #7

    § Shelton Benjamin eliminated by Matt Hardy (4)

    § Rob Conway enters #8

    § Chavo Guerrero enters #9

    § Psicosis enters #10

    § Edge enters #11

    § Funaki enters #12

    § Hulk Hogan enters #13

    § Rob Conway eliminated by Psicosis (5)

    § Paul Birchall enters #14

    § Chris Masters enters #15

    § Ken Kennedy enters #16

    § Shawn Michaels enters #17

    § Hulk Hogan eliminated by Edge (6)

    § Road Warrior Animal enters #18

    § Lashley enters #19

    § Simon Dean enters #20

    § Simon Dean eliminated by Psicosis (7)

    § Viscera enters #21

    § Gene Snitsky eliminated by Rene Dupree (8)

    § Johnny Parisi enters #22

    § Johnny Parisi eliminated by Road Warrior Animal (9)

    § Kid Kash enters #23

    § Ken Kennedy eliminated by Road Warrior Animal (10)

    § Randy Orton enters #24

    § Paul Birchill eliminated by Viscera (11)

    § CM Punk enters #25

    § Lashley eliminated by Matt Hardy (12)

    § Carlito enters #26

    § The Undertaker enters #27

    § Super Crazy enters #28

    § CM Punk eliminated by Chris Masters (13)

    § Tajiri enters #29

    § William Regal enters #30

    § Funaki eliminated by Chavo Guerrero (14)

    § Matt Hardy eliminated by Shawn Michaels (15)

    § William Regal eliminated by Chavo Guerrero (16)

    § Viscera eliminated by Chavo Guerrero (17)

    § Super Crazy eliminated by Shawn Michaels (18)

    § Randy Orton eliminated by Chavo Guerrero (19)

    § Rene Dupree eliminated by Carlito (20)

    § Chavo Guerrero eliminated by Shawn Michaels (21)

    § Road Warrior Animal got eliminated by Shawn Michaels (22)

    § Chris Masters eliminated by Shawn Michaels (23)

    § Shawn Michaels eliminated by The Undertaker (24)

    § Carlito eliminated by Psicosis (25)

    § Psicosis eliminated by Tajiri (26)

    § Tajiri eliminated by Kid Kash (27)

    § Kid Kash eliminated by The Undertaker (28)

    § Edge eliminated by The Undertaker (29)

    Overall Rating: 68%

    Internet News – Monday January 16th 2006

    JBL VS HEIDENREICH IMPRESSES

    Road Agents were said to be very pleased with the match between JBL and Heidenreich. Many say this is due to the duo having a very similar style. At this point it is unknown how long the feud will go on, but we can expect more matches out of the two.

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