WWE MY WAY

[million$$man]

Let me try this again..............................................................................

5/1/2005 The WWE has just concluded their annual draft, bringing some much needed fresh blood into both brands. Both Rhyno and Matt Hardy are now signed inTNA, BUT, Molly Holly has decided not to ask for her realease. All major feuds are still the same, with some minor changes as the draft allows. With the draft I only changed 5 people per show as that was done last year. Also with regard to RKO, RVD, EUGENE, and LITA injuries, RKO will be out 3 months. All the rest are available. Also, I do not have MNM as the WWE Tag Champs, that title is now VACANT as Eddie got drafted to RAW

THE  RAW/SMACKDOW DRAFT REPORT

RAW talent going to Smackdown

1. Christian

2. Eugene

3. Mark Henry

4. Maven

5. Slyain Grenier

Smackdow talent going to Raw

1. Big Show

2. Eddie Guerrero

3. Hardcore Holly

4. Mark Jindrak

5. Jesus (I didn't release him either, and he is ready to wrestle)

Edited April 26, 2005 by million$$man

[million$$man]

WWE ANNOUNCES 2 MAJOR SIGNINGS AND STIRS UP OVW ROSTER

WWE.COM has just learned that the company has signed recently released Kid Kash to a contract, and will be brought up to the main roster shortly. We have also learned that WWE has signed the monster Abyss to a contract, after Vince and co. learned that Abyss was working without a contract with TNA, and were quick to sign the big man. No word yet as to if Abyss will be working with the main roster or be sent to developmental.

Speaking of development, WWE has also announced the following comings and goings in OVW:

Signed to work OVW are Mikey Batts, Roderick Strong, Sedrick Strong, Steve Madison, Austin Aries, Chase Stevens, Andy Douglass and Johnny Devine. Most, if not all, of these names might sound familiar to are fans as most worked for TNA. And, Austin Aries was the Ring of Honor Champion

Contracts not renewed in OVW: Brian Black, Danny Inferno, Greg Groothius, Justice Smith, Mac Johnson, Nick Mitchell, and Ryan Reeves. We wish them luck in there future wrestling endeavors.

Edited April 26, 2005 by million$$man

[million$$man]

RAW IS WAR PREVIEW:

HHH quest for the title continues

[Triple H is dead set on regaining his title that he lost to Batista at Wrestlemania. This week he gets his chance to soften up The Animal, and he gets some help in the form of Ric Flair. GM Eric Bischoff has announced as the main event: HHH and Ric Flair vs. Batista in a Handicapped match

How will the drafted wrestlers react to being on RAW??

Will Eddie Guerrero be lying, cheating and stealing as he takes on Edge in his first match on RAW??? The Big Show has promised to make an impact on his debut show. And what will be in store for Mark Jindrak, Hardcore Holly, and Jesus???

Will Shelton Benjamin walk out the Intercontinental Champion???

To keep his belt Shelton most be able to survive Chris Jericho and Gene Snitsky in a triple threat match

That and much much more!!!!!!!!

[million$$man]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW

Live from Mobile, Alamba

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Chris Beniot welcomes Eddie Guerrero to RAW

Backstage, Benoit welcomes a debuting Eddie Guerrero. Chris talks about the fact that now they both have someone they can trust to watch their backs. The fact that they have never stabbed eachother in the back. When Eddie was going through his battle with addiction Chris was always their for Eddie, and he will ALWAYS be there for Eddie. Eddie talks about the fact that they both were able to achieve their dream of winning a major title. When Eddie was on Smackdown he was watching RAW, rooting for Chris. Now with the two of them together no one, not even HHH, will be able to stop them. They hug, Benoit leaves and the camera goes to a smiling Eddie, and the cameras fade.

Jindrak back on RAW

Mark Jindrak is now back on RAW, after spending a year on Smackdown, where he was Kurt Angle's protege. Tonight he faces off against the superhero The Hurricane.

Match starts with a cocky Jindrak wanting to engage in a test of strength. Hurricane loses. Headlock by Jindrak. Mark throws Hurricane into the ropes and attempts a clothesline, but Helms ducks, and goes for a dropkick. Jindrak brushes off the dropkick attempt, much to the delight of himself and no one else. Jindrak does some Ravishing Rick Rude poses. Jindrak powerslams Hurricane, and goes for the pin. TWO COUNT. Jindrak rubs his elbow into the face of Hurricane. Jindrak climbs the turnbuckle and trys a double ax smash, but Hurricane connects with a dropkick while Jindrak is in mid air. Hurricane connects with the shinning wizard for the 3-count.

your winner: The Hurricane

69% overall 65 % crowd reaction 73% ability

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THE HIGHLIGHT REEL w/ guest EDGE

Y2J welcomes us to the Highlight Reel. Plugs Fozzy's newest album. Y2J was the first UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in the history of the WWE, unlike tonight's guest, who hasn't even been champion once. Edge makes his way down to the ring. Jericho asks Edge how it feels to be tenured longer in the company that Y2J, yet still never be heavyweight champion. Edge states that while he has been in the WWE longer than Jericho, Edge still seems like the younger guy, because Jericho has already past his relevance. Nobody cares about Jericho anymore, the wrestler on every fans lips is EDGE!!!! Edge claims that Jericho's title run directly led to the funk that the WWE is currently in, and the only one to fix it, is Edge. Jericho says, "You talk about funks?? How about this funk.....FUNK YOU!!!"

A wild brawl ensues, and road agents and refs are summoned to the ring to stop it. Before the agents/refs arrive, Edge grabs the plasma TV and nails Jericho with it in the head, and leaves smirking at the sight of a bloodied Y2J

88%

Muhammed Hassan issues a challenge

Backstage, Hassan and Daivari are in the back with Todd Grisham, doing their usual "I'VE BEEN UNFAIRLY DISCRIMINATED AGAINST" speech. Hassan issues a challenge for tonight against anyone who thinks they can end the winning streak of Hassan. WHEN OUT FORM NOWHERE, WE SEE A HUGE HAND (not Mae Young's child) TAP HASSAN ON THE SHOULDER. Its THE BIG SHOW, and he has accepted the challenge.Show is very patriotic, and doesn't like people disrepecting the USA. He will gladly meet Hassan tonight, much to the dismay of Hassan and Daivari

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Big Show vs. Hassan

Match starts. Hassan runs outside, and Show follows him. Hassan rolls back inside the ring, and when Shows enters, attemps a weak-ass looking punch to the side of Shows head. It doesn't fase him. Bodyslam by Show. Show walks on Hassan. Show whips Muhammed into the turnbuckles. SHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! SLAP!!!!!! SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! ANOTHER WICKED SLAP!!!!!Show butt-butts Hassan, who falls down in agony. Daivari jumps onto the apron. Show grabs him, and tosses him onto Hassan. Outside Khosrow(shawn) Daivari grabs a chair. Show is going for the CHOKESLAM!!!!! Before he executes he throws a punch at Davari who jumped up on the apron. Without thinking Show grabs the chair and waffles Hassan across the back. ref calls for the DQ!!!!!! Show is IRATE!!!! He chokeslams Hassan onto the chair, and grabs Daivari and chokeslams him onto Hassan.

Muhammed Hassan beat the Big Show via DQ

73% overall 78% reaction 63% ability

Big Show lost 1 point overness

Muhammed Hassan gained 1 point overness

William Regal and Tajiri vs. Chris Masters and Simon Dean

Simon is on the mic claiming that if you apply the Simon System, you could look like a god, much like Chris Masters. Simon rags on Regals fat-ass stomach. Out come the champs who clear house. This match is a non-title match. European uppercut from Regal onto Dean. Bodyslam on Dean. Reagal waits for Simon to get up and in posistion. Running Knee on Simon. Tag to Tajiri. Tajiri with a dropkick. Tajiri attempts a cross body block, but Nova err Dean ducks.Tag to Masters. Masters with the bearhug. After a couple of minutes and some scant "BORING" chants, Tajiri claps Masters ears. But, Masters kick Tajiri in the gut, and Belly-to-Belly suplexes Tajiri.Time for some Masterpiece poses.Masters whips Tajiri into the turnbuckle,and runs at him with the forearm. Tajiri counters by attempting the tarantula, but Masters is able to counter, because of his strength, and tosses Tajiri outside. Masters being frightened by almost being in the tarantula quick tags to Dean. Masters and Dean taunt Regal, while Tajiri is outside. Regal has had enough and charges Masters. Dean is the only one left in the ring, and decides it's time for some push ups. At about 15 pushups, Tajiri rolls into the ring unnoticed. Dean, looking proud of himself, looks back to where Masters would be and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!!!!!! Kick to head by Tajiri, and the Pin.

Regal and Tajiri beat Dean and Masters

65% overall 60 %reaction 71% ability

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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE GAME

The Game and Flair make their way down to the ring for a promo. HHH is a multiple time World Champ, the highest pinnacle in this sport. Yes, Batista beat him ONCE. He got lucky. Batista was able to capture lightning in a bottle.....ONCE.

HHH has done it 11 times. Batista was able to beat HHH, because of the fact that HHH made the mistake of taking Dave lightly. Next time the title is on the line, Batista can have all the luck he can muster, because HHH is bringing preperation, dedication, and motivation. Batista better enjoy his time with HHH'S title, because it's about to be GAME OVER!!!!!!!!

91%

IC TRIPLE THREAT MATCH

Y2J is still hurting from the beat down by Edge. Shelton and Snitsky start the match out, while Jericho takes some time on the outside. Gene and Shelton are trading punches. Shelton clotheslines Snitsky, with no effect. Gene asks for another. Shelton obliges, but still can't move Gene. Gene wants another. Jericho rolls into the ring. Shelton goes for a clothersline and Jericho schoolboys him. Snitsky is now on the outside. Shelton launches himself from the ring to the outside and on top of Gene. Jericho climbs the turnbuckle and connects with a moonsault to the outside on both Snitsky and Benjamin. Jericho and Shelton are in the ring now.Jericho attempt an enziquiri, but Shelton ducks. Shelton attempts a T-Bone on Jericho, but Snitsky breaks it up. Snitsky tosses Shelton outside. Jericho connect with a standing enziquiri on Gene. Gene is now on the ropes. Jericho is going to go for the" Big Boss Man running jump onto the back while on the rope move" but EDGE runs down and pulls Jericho outside. Edge and Jericho are beating each oter all the way up to the ramp. Shelton is now in the ring and hits the T-Bone suplex on Gene for the win.

Shelton retains the IC Belt against Snitsky and Y2J

73 overall 77 reaction 66 ability

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Benoit vs. Conway

Conway is now a singles wrestler as both Renee and Slyvain are on Smackdown. Benoit starts with chops. Conway rakes Chris' eyes and goes for a clothesline. DUCKED. Benoit hits the 3 germans. Crossface follows it up. Conway taps. Benoit has won in under 3 minutes.

Chris Benoit beat Robert Conway

73 overall 77 reaction 66 ability

Rob Conway debuted his arrogant gimmick

Eddie's Debut

Edge hits a spinning neckbreaker on Eddie as he enters the ring. Edge kicks at a fallen Eddie. Edge mount Eddie and begins throwing haymakers. Edge goes for a bodyslam, but Eddie follow through and inside cradle's Edge for the 2 count. Dropkick by Eddie. Edge retreats outside. Edges starts mocking the fans. Eddie hits a springboard outside on Edge. Eddie attempts to throw Edge into the steps, but Edge reverse it and Eddie takes out the steps. Edge rams Eddie's head into the steel post. Both men are in the ring. Edge attempts an electric chair on Eddie, but Eddie counters, and hits the three amigos on Edge. Both men are down. Eddie gets to his feet first, and goes to the turnbuckle to attempt a frogsplash, but Edge runs up and slams him down. Eddie is in posistion, SPEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!But, Eddie threw the ref in the way, and the ref is down. Jericho comes running down to the ring with a chair!!!!! He nails Edge square in the head, and takes off through the crowd. Eddie is acending the turnbuckle. The ref is now awake. Frogsplash for the victory.

Eddie Guerrero has beaten Edge

83 overall 89 reaction 71 ability

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Batista vs. Flair and HHH

Batista and Flair start. WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Flair pokes Dave's eyes, and throws him into the turnbuckle. Flair with the chop WOOOOOOOOO. Flair with another chop, but Batista catches his arm and swithces posistiions with Flair. Chop by Batista. Batista throws Flair into the opposite turnbuckle. Flair flips over onto his feet, and runs along the apron to the adjacent turnbuckle, but Dave catches him and throws him off. Dave is now punching at Flair. Batista walks off to confront a taunting HHH, and Flair fall flat on his face. Batista goes over to Flair and gets ambushed by HHH. HHH is throwing STIFF haymakers. HHH leaves the ring. Batista staggers to his feet, and hits an Arn Anderson spinebuster on Flair. HHH has gotten a sledgehammer from under the ring. Batista is going for the Batista Bomb!!!! But HHH nails him with the sledgehammer. The ref call for the bell. HHH coldcocks the ref. HHH is taking shots at Batista with the sledgehammer. We have ourselves a 2on1 beating. HHH PEDIGREES BATISTA ONTO THE HEAD OF THE SLEDGEHAMMER. Batista is a bloody mess.

Batista has beaten HHH an Flair via DQ

83 overall 91 reaction 65 ability

OVERALL 78% SHOW

[Katsuya]

MUCH MUCH MUCH Better!

Just a few quibble's, mainly the grammar in the Highlight Reel could have been abit better. For example:

Y2J welcomes us to the Highlight Reel. Plugs Fozzy's newest album. Y2J was the first UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in the history of the WWE, unlike tonight's guest, who hasn't even been champion once.

Could be better put as

Y2J welcomes us to the Highlight Reel, and before anything else he plugs Fozzy's newest album. He goes on to say that Y2J was the first UNDISPUTED HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION in the history of the WWE, unlike tonight's guest, who has never, EVER, been World Heavyweight Champion in the history of the WWE.

That way we get one of Y2J's catchphrases in again.

Otherwise, I enjoyed reading this. Oh, and like it was said in the last diary, don't mention former titles (I'm reffering to Austin Aries, although WWE seem to be partnering with RoH slightly as of late w/ Foley & Richards etc.)

[million$$man]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW NEWS

Yesterday's Monday Night Raw drew a 5.27 nielsen rating. WWE officials were not happy that the arena was half empty as only an estimated 7500 tickets were sold. The whole upper bowl had to be tarped off.

With Slyvain Grenier's depature to Smackdown, there seems to be no challengers for the World Tag Team Championships, so look for the team of William Regal and Tajiri to have a long reign with the belts until a new team can be found. Officials were quite happy with the pairing of Chris Masters and Simon Dean last night, so look for them to continue to tag. RAW officals are flying to Louisville to scout some OVW tag teams. Teams suchs as the Heartbreakers, the Naturals, and the Blond Bombers are going to be getting looks. Also there is rumbling's that officals could bring some indy teams straight onto the roster. The Havanna Pittbulls, CM Punk and Colt Cabana, or the Christopher Street Connection could be getting calls.

Batista needed 15 stitches to close the gash on his forehead, while Y2J needed 8.

And finally, the mood backstage was said to be very good, despite the poor gate. Everyone was really pleased with the performance of Eddie Guerrero last night.

[million$$man]

SMACKDOWN PREVIEW

TEDDY LONG MAKES A DECISION

With Eddie Guerrero being drafted to RAW, The WWE Tag Team Titles had to be vacated, and GM Teddy Long will make an anouncement as to who will be the next champions

PEEPS  VS  THE CHAIN GANG?????

Recent RAW draftee, Christian, will be making his Smackdown debut. Stemming from there Royal Rumble confortation a few months back, will we see an altercation between Captain Charisma and the leader of the Chain Gang, John Cena?????

CRUISERWEIGHTS IN ACTION

Paul London will be putting his Cruiserweight Championship on the line against Billy Kidman, Chavo Guerrero, and Nunzio in an Elimination Match

MUNTINY IN THE CABINET?????

After losing the WWE Championship to John Cena at Wrestlemania, JBL has been blaming his cabinet for their recent struggles. Will JBL impeach a member, or will he unify them for the greater good of JBL????

Tune in this Thursday at 8pm on UPN to find out.

[million$$man]

FAN REACTION TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW

by: Harry Asscracker

I attended the last episode of RAW, and while I walked away enjoying my evening, there were spots that seemed to drag. I was somewhat shocked at such a low turnout, as the entire top section was tarped off, and the ushers were moving people to better seats all night.

They had a dark match between Rosey and some scrub no one cared about. Alot of "Three Minute Warning" chants during this one.

Heat was a complete waste of time until the main event.

Tyson Tomko and Hardcore Holly easily beat there opponents in singles action. I can't tell you who they were, as I was getting an HBK shirt.

Simon Dean and Chris Masters beat some scrubs. I believe their names were Alex and Jorge Constanzo. They seem intent on pushing the team of Dean and Masters, but they got little or no reaction form the mobile fans. Well, except Simon Dean, who is funny as shit, doing his fitness routine

The Heat Main Event was by far the best match on Heat, as Victoria beat Molly Holly and Lita in a Triple Threat match.

The fans were really behind Eddie Guerrero tonight. ALOT of Eddie chants during his stellar match with Edge.

Speaking of Edge, I like where there going with his confrontation with Y2J, and he came a across as a legitamate heel.

The Big Show/ Hassan match was a dud, as they got no reaction, even with Big Show standing up for the US. His chops are wicked as hell live though.

The Main Event wasn't nessecarily a 5 star match, but it did progress the Batista/HHH feud nice. Seeing Big Dave get pedigreed onto the end the the sledgehammer was sick. Big Dave was totally busted open, and after RAW went off the air, had to be helped back. HHH and Flair posed in the ring after RAW went off, as well. Flair elicited alot of WOOOOOO'S. Mobile still marks out for Flair.

[million$$man]

SMACKDOWN RESULTS

live from Atlanta, Georgia

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TEDDY LONG'S DECISION ABOUT THE VACATED TAG TEAM TITLES

HOLLA!!!HOLLLA!!!!HOLLA ATCHA BOY!!!! Teddy Long is in the ring with an anouncment. He regrets that Eddie Guerrero got drafted to the number 2 show in the WWE. Eddie was a great champion, be it single or tag, and made Smackdown proud. Now onto buisness. Since Eddie Guerrero and Rey Mysterio were champions, and since Eddie is no longer here, Teddy had to make the hard descision and strip the champions. TEDDY LONG ANNOUNCES AN EIGHT TEAM TOURNAMENT, THAT WILL CONCLUDE WITH THE FINALS AT JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!

The first match will be next as former champions Rey Mysterion and RVD take on La Resistance!!!! He will announce the other brackets in the coming weeks, as he sees fit.

Teddy Long went against his better judgement and left one spot open for anyone to sign their names onto the dotted line to be a part of this tournament, all they had to do was be the first person to sign. The person who signed first is none other than PAUL HEYMAN!!!!!!!!!

Paul makes his way into the ring. DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK!!!! Paul has been away for awhile, but when he heard about an open spot in the tournament, he knew that this would be the perfect time to come back. Paul has a team that will take the gold and revitalize the tag team division. Paul brings out THE DUDLEY BOYS, who are returning to Smackdown after an abscence. Paul knows the Dudley's. He gave them their first big breaks in this industry. He made them into Superstars, and made them into household names. PAUL HEYMAN TAKES DIRECT CREDIT FOR EVERYTHING THAT THE DUDLEY'S HAVE DONE IN THIS SPORT.

Unfotunately, the Dudley's haven't done one thing for Paul Heyman, and quite frankly he is sick and tired of it. Paul takes us back to 1998, when he owned the juggernaught that was ECW. ECW was just starting to become well known and well respected. 1998 was a make or break year for ECW. He needed all the workers to be one page and to be a team, and how do the Dudley's repay him for all his work in getting them over???? They sell their souls to Vince Mcmahon, and turn their backs on him. Paul takes us back a year ago. Paul Heyman was once and allgoing to get rid of the Undertaker. The Dudley's were his first choice to do the deed of burying the deadman. But they couldn't do it. Finally Paul brings up the fact that the Dudley's last champioship regin was ended at the hands of London and Kodman, does he need to say more.

So, Heyman has signed a mystery team to compete , and as far as the Dudley's go, THEY ARE NOTHING WITHOUT PAUL HEYMAN!!! Paul goes to leave, but Bubba grabs his arm and the Dudley's execute the 3D on Paul Heyman!!!! The Dudley's leave, and Teddy Long, standing over Heyman announces that next week, it will be THE DUDLEY'S VS. HEYMAN'S MYSTERY TEAM!!!!!!!

71 % overall

Bubba gained 3 points from his turn

D-von gained 5 points from his turn

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REY/RVD AND LA RESISTANCE IN 1ST ROUND ACTION

Rey and RVD were former champs until RVD hurt his knee, leading to Rey and Eddie's title reign. Slyvain is making his debut on Smackdown teaming with his former partner Rene Dupree. Dupree and Rey hook up. Renee with the headlock on Rey. Dupree shots Rey into the ropes, followed by a shoulder tackle. Bodyslam by Renee. Tag to Grenier. Grenier with a suplex that connects. Grenier goes for another suplex, that is reversed into a modified hurracanranna. Tag to RVD. Spinning wheel kick hits Slvain in the jaw. RVD goes for a gut kick, but Grenier grabs ahold of his leg. RVD manages to kick Slyvain with his free leg. Rolling Thunder. Two count. Stiff punches by RVD. Snap suplex by RVD. Slvain is lying near the turnbuckle, and RVD goes for a SPLIT LEGGED MOONSAULT. IT MISSES!!! RVD IS GRABBING HIS KNEE IN AGONY. Grenier begins working over his his knee with vicious kick. Grenier drags RVD over to his corner, to neutralize the ring. Tag to Dupree. La Resistance double teams, as Grenier hold RVD'S leg, and Dupree delivers an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle onto RVD's knee. Dupree pranches around the ring, and does the Frenh Tickler. Renee is going for a figure four, but RVD turns it into a cradle, for the two count. RVD trys to crawl to make the tag. Renee grabs the ref and they begin arguing. Tag to Rey, but the ref didn't see it and sends Rey to the apron, allowing La Resistane to double team some more. THEY HIT THE AUR VOIR!!!!!! They only get a 2 count!!!! Renee attempts a clothesline, but RVD ducks and delivers a spinning heel kick. Both men are down. Dupree is dazed and RVD is grabbing his knee. RVD is able to make the hot tag to Rey. Rey cleans house hittis a dropkick to Renee, and sending Grenier outside. Rey has Renee in posistion for the 619, and it connects. OUT OF NOWHERE RVD HITS THE 5 STAR ON THE FALLEN DUPREE!!!!! Rey makes the cover for the 3 count!!!!!!

REY MYSTERIO AND RVD BEAT LA RESISTANCE AND ADVANCE TO THE NEXT ROUND

73 overall/78 reaction/87 ability

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CAPTAIN CHARISMA ARRIVES

We come back from commerical and see a stretch Limo, pulling into the parking lot. It belongs to Christian. He gets out,tips the driver 1 dollar canadian, and sighs" SO THIS IS WHAT WRESTLING PURGATORY LOOKS LIKE. IT'S WORSE THAN I THOUGHT." Teddy Long arrives to greet Christian. Long wants to makes one thing clear. TEDDY LONG HAS ABSOULTE POWER. Long books as tonight's main event Christian vs. Booker T

JBL "WELCOMES" EUGENE TO SMACKDOWN

The cabinet are backstage. JBL is degrading the Basham's. How can they be Secretaries of Denfense when they didn't even interfere with the JBL vs. John Cena match at Wrestlemania??? JBL wants answers NOW!!!!!! JBL is going to start calling the Bashams, "The Secretaries" because they know nothing about Defense, and all there good for is getting JBL his cofee. Orlando is laughing, JBL degrades Orlando next. JBL says Orlando is no different, and if it weren't for the good graces of JBL, Orlando would be homeless living in a crack infested ghetto. Orlando shoots back, that AT LEAST HE IS A CHAMPION, UNLIKE JBL. AND, UNLIKE JBL, ORLANDO WAS ABLE TO BEAT JOHN CENA!!!!!! Just as things are about turn ugly, Eugene walks by wearing a replica spinner John Cena Belt. JBL asks WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???? Eugene replies IM EUGENE, AND YOUR UH UM JBL......YOU LOST YOUR TITLE TO JOHN CENA........WORD LIFE!!!!!! And Eugene spins his toy belt. JBL responds that he is a WRESTLING GOD! And when you aprroach YOUR GOD, YOU DO SO WITH HONOR, DIGINTY, AND ABOVE ALL ELSE RESPECT!!!! Eugene waves his hand in front of his face YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!! JBL and the rest of the Cabinet procede to kick the shit outta poor innocent Eugene.

75%

ONE HALF OF MNM IN ACTION

Joey Matthews vs. Shannon Moore

Matthews is posing in the ring, to which Moore dropkicks him out of it. Mathews gets consoled by Melina, as Nitro is making sure no "Papparazzi" are shooting a concerned Matthews. Matthews slides back into the ring, and Moore dropkicks him again. Shannon hits a neckbreaker. Moore throws Matthews into the turnbuckle, and goes for a splash. SHANNON MOORE GETS A MOUTH FULL OF ELBOW!!!! Powerslam by Matthews. Matthews goes for a leg drop from the tope rope, but misses. SHANNON HITS A TWIST OF FATE. Shannon goes for the pin, but the REF IS DISTRACTED BY MELINA. Nitro goes in the ring and Nitro and Matthews hit there finisher on Shannon. Matthews gets the win

65 overall/ 54 reaction/ 92 ability

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KURT ANGLE PROMO & MATCH

Kurt is in the ring with the mic. Kurt explains that it sickens him that he is the best pure athlete on the roster. He is getting tired of there being no one to compete against. He is thinking of retiring, due to the lack no competiition. Kurt likes winning, it's what he's best at, but it's just so redundant to always know that he will prevail. CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA!!!!!!!! Booker T comes out. If Kurt wants competition, look no further than the Book Man, THE FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME FIVE TIME CHAMPION. Kurt shakes his head HOLD ON THERE GI BRO, WHEN I SAID COMPETITION I MEANT A REAL WRESTLER. Quite frankly, Kurt doen't want to wrestle Booker, because the simple fact of the matter is that Booker is a convicted murderer, and Kurt just doesn't trust Booker in the ring. Just the mention of Booker's past conviction, enrages Booker. He gets this evil sadistic look on his face, smirks at Kurt, and simply walks away. WAIT A SECOND BOOKER!!! WHERE ARE YOU GOING!!!! COME BACK HERE!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO!!!!

90 %

COMMERCIAL

Kurt Angle vs. Funaki

Kurt makes quick work of Funaki, wanting to get to the back to make sure Booker hasn't done something to Kurt's things. Funaki charges Kurt. Kurt Belly-to-Belly Suplex's Funaki. Kurt goes for the Angle Lock. Funaki taps. Kurt runs to the back to make sure his stuff is safe.

67 overall/ 74 reaction/ 77 ability

SHANNON MOORE TALKS TO TEDDY LONG

Shannon Moore goes to Teddy Long's office, where Mark Henry is apparently Long's bouncer. Henry is complete with clipbord earpiece, and is dressed in Armani. Long agrees to meet Moore. Moore wants payback for loosing to MNM next week. Long agrees, and allows Shannon Moore to find a partner, and it will be Shannon Moore and ??? vs. MNM in the tag team title tournament

55%

FATAL 4 WAY ELIMINATION FOR CRUISERWEIGHT GOLD

Paul London is champ, and is taking on Chavo, Kidman and Nunzio

Nunzio and Chavo start. Nunzio basement dropkicks Chavo's knee after being thrown into the ropes. Nunzio suplexe's Chavo. Nunzio attempts a bulldog, but Chavo counters and throws Nunzio to the outside. Chavo tags Kidman. Kidman hits a plancha on Nunzio. Both men are on the outside. Chavo joins the fray and Kidman and Chavo begin double teaming Nunzio on the outside. London connects with a spinning moonsault on all 3 men on the outside. Kidman grabs Nunzio and throws him back inside. Nunzio reverse a throw into the ropes. Nunzio goes for the clothesline, but Kidman ducks, and connects with a BK Bomb for the pin. NUNZIO IS ELIMINATED. London is in. London dropkicks Kidman from the top turnbuckle. LOUD BORING CHANTS FROM THE AUDDIENCE. When his back is turned, Chavo nails London with a running axe handle. Kidman is climbing the ropes as London is getting up. Kidman goes for a flying crossbody block, but London rolls through and pins Kidman. BILLY KIDMAN IS ELIMINATED. Chavo and London are the only ones left. Chavo backdrops London. Brainbuster by Chavo. Chavo goes for the pin, but London got his foot on the ropes in time. Chavo is going up top. He goes for the frogsplash, but London moved. London is now up top and cinnects with the Shooting Star Press for the pin.

Paul London has won.

72 overall/ 65 reaction/ 82 ability

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KURT FINDS BOOKER

Kurt is looking for Booker T in the garage, he see his Porsche is OK. He asks Maria if she's seen Booker. NOPE. Angle goes into his dressing room, and finds Booker. Booker is sitting on a benh staring a hole through Angle. Angle trys to calm Booker, but Book is stone silent clinching his fists. Finally Booker gets up, and a wild brawl ensues. Booker throws Angle through the door, shattering the door in the process, grabs a metal pipe and start bludgeoning Kurt with it. Kurt is now bleeding and crawling away from Booker, who is slowly stalking Kurt. Kurt says he sorry for bringing up skeletons in Booker's past. HE BEGS BOOKER TO STOP. But Booker is slowly, methodically stalking Kurt. Finally police arrive and arrest Booker.

CHRISTIAN PROMO

Christian comes out for his scheduled match against Booker T. Christian grabs a mic. YOU KNOW I HAVE HEARD SOME HORROR STORIES ABOUT THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN, BUT THIS JUST SICKENS ME. I MEAN, I AM CAPTAIN CHARISMA, THE FUTURE AND SAVING GRACE OF THIS COMPANY, AND HOW DO I GET TREATED ON MY FIRST DAY???? THE BRILLIANT TEDDY LONG BOOKS ME AGAINST A LOOSE CANNON. I TOTALLY AGREE WITH KURT ANGLE. I NEVER WANT TO WRESTLE BOOKER T., HE MIGHT KILL ME. MY PEEPS DESERVE TO SEE ME EVERY THURSDAY ALIVE AND SPEWING CHARISMA. WHICH BRINGS ME TO THIS SHITHOLE OF A PROMOTION'S CHAMPION. WWE'S ANSWER TO VANILLA ICE.

CENA, JUST LOOK AT ME, I SWEAT CHARISMA, SOMETHING YOU DON'T HAVE. I DON'T HAVE TO WAVE MY HAND IN FRONT OF MY FACE, HAVE A DILAPITDATED LOOKING DIME STORE CHAMPIOSHIP BELT, OR DO A 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE TO GET CHARISMA. I EXECUDE IT. I AM CHARISMA. YOU APPEAL TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMENATOR. I APPEAL TO THE MASSES. JUST LOOK AT ALL THOSE PEEPS OUT THERE!!!!!!

Christian makes the ref raise his hand. AND YOUR WINNER IN TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT, THE MAN WHO BEAT BOOKER T SINGLE HANDEDLY, THE MOST OVER WRESTLER IN HISTORY, THE LEADER OF THE PEEPS, AND YOUR FUTURE WWE CHAMPION, CAPTAIN CHARISMA HIMSELF CHRISTIA......

John Cena makes his way down to the ring.They get nose-to-nose. Cena tells Christian it's sad that when people look back at both there careers, Next to Cena it's going to say in year 2 John Cena became WWE champion. Next to Christan's it's going to say in year 2 Christian was Gangrel's BITCH who was losing to the likes of Savio Vega, Chainz, and Albert.

John Cena FU's Christian and celebrates in the ring

90%

END OF SHOW

OVERALL 75 %

5.37 RATING

7519 TICKETS SOLD

300769 DOLLARS MADE

END OF SHOW

[million$$man]

BREAKING NEWS: WWE FIRES MICHEAL COLE AFTER DRUG BUST

Smackdown announcer Micheal Cole was arrested late Thursday night, after an Atlanta police officer pulled over the car Cole was driving and found 12.3 grams of crack cocaine in the passenger seat. He was charged and is awaiting a bail hearing. WWE officials have then announced Cole's firing from the company. No word yet, on who will replace him on Smackdown.

[million$$man]

SMACKDOWN NEWS

Everyone backstage were said to be pleased with the return of Paul Heyman.

Smackdown has some workers on their roster that used to work for him in ECW

Heyman will only have a "on air" character, and at this time he will not join the writing team.

WWE confirmed the signings of Kid Kash and Abyss. Will they be Paul Heyman's team??? Or will they join RAW, with their current state of tag teams??? Will they even debut as a team????

Where the hell are they going with Booker T.'s gimmick??? Do they have big plans for it, or are they somehow punishing Book?? They made Dusty where polka-dots and they made William Regal kiss Vince Mcmahon's bare ass, are they just giving Booker the worst possible gimmick imaginable just to piss him off???

Smackdown's announcing booth is now empty after Micheal Cole's arrest/firing today. Who will replace him????? Natural speculation has Paul Heyman assuming the duties, but his character seems more geared towards being a manager. Jonathon Coachman could also step up, so to speak, but there are those in the company not high on his work. Jim Cornette, Josh Matthews, Roddy Piper, Joey Styles, and Simon Inoki are names being brought up

[million$$man]

HEAT AND VELOCITY QUICK RESULTS

VELOCITY    airing 5/7/2005

The Bashams beat Alex and Jorge Constanzo

Heindenreich    beat    Aidan Nathans

Scotty 2 Hotty  beat Kenzo Susuki

HEAT        airing 5/8/2005

Tyson Tomko  beat  Aidan Nathans

Hardcore Holly  beat    Fergal Devitt

Dean & Masters  beat  Alex & Jorge Constanzo

Victoria  beat  Lita  and Molly Holly to get title shot at Raw

[million$$man]

RAW PREVIEW

HUGE MAIN EVENT

GM Eric Bischoff has confirmed: HBK vs. Big Show  vs. HHH in a Triple Threat Match!!! The winner will get a World Title shot on next weeks RAW!!!!! Will Batista have a hand in the outcome????

HOW WILL JERICHO RESPOND????

After last weeks beatdown, how will Chris Jericho respond to the arrogant Edge???

EDDIE AND CHRIS REUNITE

For the first time in years, best friends, Chris Benoit and Eddie Guerrero, reunite as tag partners when they face off against Chris Masters and Simon Dean

WOMEN'S TITLE IS UP FOR GRABS

Last night on Heat, Victoria won a triple threat match, therefore assuring her a shot at the title. How will this match playout with these two highly entertaining divas???

Tune in Monday night at 9:00pm on Spike TV

[JDRinOhio]

I like what you do man, but i don't like all the punctuation, and caps.

see when I SAY SOMETHING LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it looks annoying.

[OrtonRKO]

Michael Cole on drug bust lmao....

I think everyone saw that coming..............LOL

Nice diary so far though, try adding some color

[Guest simon522109]

Micheal Cole on drugs lol, that explains soooooo much!!!!!

like where your going with the characters especialy Y2J!

like RKO said just adding a little colour.

[million$$man]

MONDAY NIGHT RAW RESULTS

LIVE FROM ROCHESTER, NEW YORK

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HBK & HHH DISCUSS THE TRIPLE THREAT

As, we start RAW, HBK makes his way down to the ring. It has been a long year for HBK. He lost to Edge at the Royal Rumble, and to Kurt Angle at Wrestlemania. HBK takes us back to Taboo Tyesday. He wants to thank the fans who voted for him, but feels he let them down. He brings up the fact that he hasn't had a title shot since Taboo Tuesday. When Shawn was younger, he thought he'd get a title shot every other week, but it's been almost a year since his last shot at a title. He is going to go into tonight's number one contender's triple threat match with everything he's got, and next week HBK will become the new World Heavyweight Champion.

HHH and Ric Flair make their way to the ring. HHH and HBK have traveled the roads together as friends, and they've almost killed themselves as enemies. But, throughout their tulmultous relationship HHH has always respected HBK. The Game respects the fact that HBK would do absolutely ANYTHING to become champion, just like HHH. HHH says that the world is filled with inoperbable truths. Everyone will die. Everyone is going to take a shit. And anytime someone looks to see the top three wrestlers in the industries history HHH, HBK, and Ric Flair will be there. No one else. HHH says he knows that it gnaws away at Shawn, when he sees our World Champion. HHH or HBK could easily beat Batista. HHH and HBK have more skills, more charisma, and damn sure more intestinal fortitude. HHH recomends that all three of them take out the Big Show, then HHH and HBK can fight it out over who will get the title shot next week. And if HBK helps out, HHH will soon not forget it, and HHH promises HBK a title shot, if HHH wins the match tonight.

COMMERICAL

SHELTON IN ACTION

Shelton Benjamin vs. Jesus. This will be a non-title match. Jesus is making is debut on RAW. Jesus has Benjamin in a headlock.Shelton tries to escape by pushing Jesus into the ropes, but Jesus holds on. Jesus is digging in with the headlock. Shelton backdrops Jesus. Dropkick by Shelton sends Jesus outside. SHELTON HITS THE FLIP FORM THE RING ONTO JESUS. Ref is up to a 6 count, before Shelton rolls Jesus back in the ring. Shelton goes for the T-Bone, but Jesus elbows Shelton's head. Powerslam by Jesus. Jesus gets only a two count on the pin attempt. Jesus throws Shelton into the turnbuckle, but Shelton reverses it. SHELTON HITS THE STINGER SPLASH. Shelton has Jesus in posistion. T-BONE SUPLEX FOR THE WIN.

Shelton Benjamin pins Jesus

68/64/72

KANE AND MYSTERY MAN ATTACK THE TAG CHAMPS

William Regal and Tajiri are seen backstage talking to Christy Hemme. Hemme runs off in terror as Kane shows up. Kane thinks Reagal and Tajiri are guilty of being FIGURE HEAD CHAMPIONS. That belt they hold may in theory make them champions, but Kane thinks they are the WORST team in WWE history, and it's a travesty that they hold the belts. Kane says their guilt is only surpassed by his own guilt. You see Kane is guilty of one of the seven deadly sins....GREED. He says that it's his greed that will make him a champion. Kane is being ignored by the single's champions, so he is going to go after the tag champions.

Regal says that as far as he can see, Kane doesn't have a partner, so how can he go after the tag belts. Kane says that's where your wrong. All of the sudden a HUGE MAN hits Tajiri over the head with a fire extinguisher. Regal tries to fight both Kane and his mystery man, but is overcome by the odds. Kane TOMBSTONES TAJIRI on the concrete floor. And the mystery man BLACKHOLE SLAMS REGAL. Kane kneels over Regal and introduces us to the one person more pyschotic than him, his childhood friend ABYSS.

68%

Abyss(without the mask) has debuted on RAW

BATISTA INTERVIEW

Todd Grisham is in the garage awaiting the arrival of the World Champion, Batista. Batista shows up in an Expedition SUV. Batsista is sporting bandages over his head from last weeks pedigree onto the sledgehammer. Batista thinks it's funny that when Evolution was in full swing, that HHH was the World Champion. But, due to the Game's need to constantly struck his ego, HHH couldn't adapt to the changes that were occuring within Evolution. HHH tried to hold Randy Orton down, and was succesful, but only with the help of Batista. But now HHH has no one, so who will help the Game hold back Batista??? NO ONE BECAUSE, THIS IS DAVE BATISTA'S TIME TO SHINE. Batista says his name will now stand along sides thoughs of the greats. Lou Thez......Harley Race.......Dusty Rhodes........THE BIG SOW!?!?!?!

The Big Show interupts the interview. Batista needs to stop worrying about HHH, becuase you're looking at the biggest man in sports history. When Big Show walks out tonight, the winner of the triple threat, Batista will have to fear the chokeslam.

Big Show and Batista have a staredown in the parking garage. Big Show leaves, telling Batista to be ready. Todd Grisham goes back to conclude the interview. FROM OUT OF NOWHERE A CAR NEARLY HITS BATISTA!!!!!!! Batista is now PISSED, and walks away.

90%

COMMERICAL

EDDIE AND BENOIT VS MASTERS AND DEAN

Benoit and Dean hookup. Armbar by Dean. Benoit reverses the hold and backdrops Dean. Benoit has Dean up on the ropes. STIFF KNIVE EDGE CHOPS BY BENOIT. Tag to Eddie. Eddie throws Dean in the ropes, and follows up with a dropkick. Eddie is on the outside apron, he is going to go for the flip in on top of Dean. Masters pulls Eddie's leg, and Eddie's head hit the apron HARD. Masters throw Eddie into the steel steps. Benoit breaks up the interfence with the the 3 Germans to Masters ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR. Eddie rolls in the ring, but Dean hits a quick dropkick. Dean has Eddie in the torture rack!!!!! Eddie gouges Dean's eyes and is able to break free. Dean with a clothesline that misses. Eddie hits the 3 AMIGOS. Tag to Benoit. A Benoit throw into the turnbuckle gets reversed and Benoit hits the the post with his shoulder HARD. Tag to Masters. Masters disrespects Benoit by slapping him in the face. Snap Suplex by Masters. DDT connects on Benoit. Masters has the MASTERLOCK sinched in. Benoit is trying to make it to the ropes. Benoit turns the masterlock into a CROSSFACE. Masters has tapped

Benoit and Eddie beat Dean and Masters

80 overall/73 reaction/ 88 ability

EDGE GIVES YJ2 A "SHOT"

Y2J is on his way down to the ring for his scheduled match with Muhammed Hassan. As he is walking down the aisle, EDGE comes running behind him with a chair. Edges nails Y2J with an unprotected chair shot. Edge has mounted a fallen Y2J and has unleashed stiff haymakers. They begin rolling down the aisleway. Edge gets the upperhand and hits the EDGE-A-CATOR on Y2J. Edge has a sadistic look in his eyes. Edges grabs another chair. ONE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO ON Y2J!!!!!! Road Agents Arn Anderson, Dean Malenko, Ted Dibiase, and Fit Finlay have pulled Edge off Y2J. Y2J is motionless on the aisle, a bloody mess.

This match is a draw, as Y2J is unable to compete.

Chris Jerichon vs. Muhammed Hassan ended in a draw

86%

COMMERICAL

WOMENS TITLE MATCH

Trish Stratus vs. Victoria. Victoria earned this title shot, by beat bot Lita and Molly last night on Heat. Victoria get the early lead as she spears an unsuspecting Trish. Victoria has Trish in a single leg boston crab. Trish gets to the ropes. Beautiful dropkick from Victoria. Trish is thrown into the turnbuckle. Victoria DDTS TRISH FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE. Victoria nearly gets a three count. Victoria hits a fishermans suplex. TWO COUNT. Trish reverses a hiptoss, and tosses Victoria. Trish grabs a handful of Victoria's hair and tosses her across the ring. Trish hits a hurracanrannah on Victoria. TWO COUNT. Victoria reverses a throw into the ropes, a runs a Trish with a clotheslines. Trish does the MATRIX. Victoria sees Trish in the Matrix posistion, and hits the STANDING MOONSAULT. Again only a 2 count. TYSON TOMKO IS RUNNING DOWN TO THE RING. Victoria has Trish up for the WIDOW'S PEAK. Victoria sees Tomko, and gets distracted. Both the ref and Victoria are over at Tomko, allowing Trish to slip outside and grab the Womens Title. Tris WAFFLES Victoria with the belt. Trish throws the belt outside, where Tomko gets it. The ref makes the three count.

Trish Stratus beats Victoria to retain the Women's Championship

73 overall/ 83 reaction/ 56 ability

BATISTA GETS REVENGE

Triple H and Ric Flair are in their dressing room, discussing strategy. Flair liked how HHH almost ran Batista over. But next time, Flair would like to know when HHH is going to do something like that. HHH says that he DIDN'T TRY TO RUN BATISTA OVER, and maybe Batista has more ENEMIES than we were all aware of. There is a knock on their door. Flair goes to answer, but the door swings open, knocking Flair to the ground. ITS BATISTA. HHH quickly says that he isn't the one who tried to run over him, but Batista doesn't buy it. Batista is pounding away on The Game. Flair comes over to help, but Batista kicks him over. Batista grabs HHH and throws him outside, and grabs a broom handle, and locks Flair inside his own dressing room. Batista is forcefully dragging HHH to the parking garage. BATISTA POWERBOMBS HHH onto the car that almost ran him over. Batista throws HHH inside the car. BATISTA TIPS THE CAR OVER WITH HHH INSIDE. Batista has left. NO HE HASN'T, HE JUST RAN OVER THE CAR WITH HIS SUV. Eric Bischoff has ran in with cops. They have arrested Dave Batista. Triple H might have just been knocked out of the main event.

86 %

HHH has gained 3 overness

EDGE IN ACTION

Edge vs The Hurricane. Edge chops at Hurricane. Edge throws Hurricane into the ropes and delivers a spinebuster. Edge is going for the slingshot, but Hurricane lands on his feet. Hurricane hits the SHINNING WIZARD on Edge. 2COUNT. Hurricane chokeslams Edge. Hurricane hits a tornado DDT on Edge. 2 COUNT. Hurricane is going up to the top turnbuckle. Edge kicks the refree, who falls into the ropes, causing Hurricane to nutcracker himself on th top turnbuckle. EDGE HITS A RAZOR'S EDGE FROM THE TOP TURNBUCKLE. Edge only gets a two count. Edge has Hurricane is posistion for the spear. Hurricane ducks, and EDGE SPEARS THE REF. The ref is down. Edge hits the EDGECUTION on Huriicane. There is no ref to count the pinfall. Y2J is running down to the ring. Y2J hits a crossbody on Edge, and then goes outside a grabs the ring bell. Y2J NAILS EDGE WITH THE BELL. Y2J puts Hurricane on top of Edge. The ref makes the three count. After the bell, Y2J PUTS THE WALLS OF JERICHO ON EDGE. 3 more refs, and a few road agents are trying to pull Y2J of Edge, but with no avail. Finally Y2J release the hold. He throws Edge to the outside. He whips Edge into the RINGSTEPS, toppeling them over. Y2J has a sadistic look in his eyes. He puts Edge's head on one of the steps, and grabs the other. NO, HE ISN'T GOING TO DO A ONE MAN CON-CHAIR-TO WITH RINGSTEPS IS HE?????? No, the agents and refs stop Jericho before he could do it.

The Hurrican has beaten Edge

76/74/82

TRIPLE H IS IN AN AMBULANCE

Eric Bischoff and a freed Ric Flair look on as Triple is being put in an ambulance. Ric Flair looks worried. Bischoff is mad that Batista ruined his main event. BISCHOFF SAYS THE TRIPLE THREAT WILL GO ON AS SCHEDULED. Ric wants to know who replaces The Game. Bischoff says its simple. IT'S YOU RIC FALIR. Flair looks estatic, and starts dancing and wooooooooooing. Flair no longer looks worried or concerned with HHH, he just looks estatic that he may become the number one contender

COMMERICAL

TRIPLE THREAT MAIN EVENT

HBK VS. BIG SHOW VS. RIC FLAIR

The winner of this match will recieve a title shot NEXT WEEK. Flair being the veteran, slips outside leaving Big Show and HBK. They look at eachother then at Ric Flair, who is outside STYLING AND PROFILING. Instead of beating eachother up, they both go outside after Flair. HBK starts chasing Flair around the ring. Flair runs right into the Big Show. Flair drops to his knees and begs for mercy. Show picks Flair up and throws him in the ring. Bodyslam by Show onto Flair. Sidewalk slam by Show onto Flair. As Show is getting back up, HBK takes out his knee. Show rolls out of the ring in agony. HBK shots Flair in to the turnbuckle. Flair flips on the turnbuckle, but instead of going outside, he accidently fall back into the ring. Flying Cross Body by HBK. HBK NIPS UP. HBK is setting up SWEET CHIN MUSIC. Show grabs HBK'S leg and pulls him outside before he could execute. Show bearhugs HBK on the outside. Flair gets up in the ring, takes a few steps, and falls back down. Big Show still has HBK in the bearhug, and runs HBK into the ringpost. Big Show climbs back in the ring. RIC FLAIR LOW BLOWS BIG SHOW. Flair with a chop WOOOOOOOOOO. Flair with another chop WOOOOOOOOO. Flair goes for another, but this one has no effect on Show. Show throws Flair into the turnbuckle. SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!SLAP SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!SLAP. Big Show CHOKESLAMS Ric Flair. Shawn Micheals interupts the three count. HBK with the superkick on Big Show. Big Show is on the outside. HBK and Flair follow him. Flair takes out Big Show's knee. Show is down in agony. FLAIR WITH THE FIGURE 4 ON THE OUTSIDE. HBK is going over to the Spanish Anounce table. He clears off all the TV's. HBK and Flair prop Big Show onto the table. Flair is holding Big Show onto the table, while HBK climbs the turnbuckle. FLYING ELBOW DROP ONTO BIG SHOW. The Spanish Announce teams table is in pieces. HOLY SHIT chant rings out. Flair pokes HBK's eyes, and throws him back in the ring. Backslide by Flair only gets a 2. Flair hits a piledriver on HBK. 2 COUNT. Flair hits the knee drop onto HBK. THE FIGURE 4 IS SINCED IN. Flair is grabbing the ropes for extra leverage. HBK is looking like he might tap. HBK has his hand raised ready to tap. Big Sho elbow drops Flair. Show throws Flair into the turnbuckle. Show throws HBK into Flair. AVALANCE BY BIG SHOW. Flair is down, but HBK is still by the turnbuckle. Big Show runs shoulder first at HBK. HBK moves out of the way. Big Show hits hard. HBK HITS THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON BIG SHOW. Muhammed Hassan is running down to the ring. HBK HITS SWEET CHIN MUSIC ON RIC FLAIR. Ric Flair has fallen on the Big Show. Hassan pulls HBK outside. The ref counts the pin.

Ric Flair has pinned the Big Show

Ric Flair beat Big Show and HBK, and will get a World Title Match NEXT WEEK!!!!

85/91/74

END OF SHOW

OVERALL:78

5.68 NIELSEN RATING

8,889 TICKETS SOLD

380,001 dollars made

[million$$man]

RAW NEWS

The monster Kane brought to help him destroy the Tag Champs, was in fact Abyss. The Mcmahons were very vocal in wanting him to wrestle without his mask. They feared his resemblance to Kane and Mankind would confuse fans.

Expect a program to develop between Muhammad Hassan and Shawn Micheals given the fact that Hassan ran in an cost HBK the win, without any reason what's so ever.

Current Indy performers Alex and Jorge Constanzo having been impressing backstage officals with the work in their recent HEAT and Velocity tapings. WWE is considering offering them a developmental deal. Both are expected to continue on Heat for the next couple of months.

The RAW writing team is fearing that the HHH backlash will continue. They know that they don't have an established main event heel behind the Game. Expect one of RAW's top faces to turn in the coming weeks/months.Also, expect them to scour the Indepents for top quality heels.

[million$$man]

SMACKDOWN PREVIEW

TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT CONTINUES

The tournament continues Thursday with two exciting and intriguing matchups. After getting double teamed by MNM in his last match, Shannon Moore demanded a shot at the up and coming team. Teddy Long agreed, and let Shannon pick his partner. Who will Shannon pick????

Also, after years loyalty and friendship, Paul Heyman is hell bent on destroying The Dudley Boys carreer. After Heyman's mystery team gets done with The Dudleys, Heyman has promised that The Dudleys will be no more. What team has Paul Heyman signed to carry out his propechy????

TEDDY DISCIPLINES BOOKER

After his phone calls were not returned, Teddy Long is urging Booker T to show up this Thursday in Trenton, NJ. Long has promised that he will discipline the Book Man after his actions last week. He also promised that if Booker doesn't show up, he will have no choice but to fire him!!!!!

US CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE

US Heavyweight Champion Orlando Jordan will have a tough challenge, when he squares off against Charlie Haas. Will Jordan steal another victory, or will Haas finally live up to some of his potential and achieve singles gold????

CHRISTIAN WILL BE IN THE HOUSE

Captain Charisma will be on hand, this Thursday in Trenton. And he promises to have a HUGE ANNNOUNCEMENT, concerning  Judgement Day.

Tune in this Thursday on UPN

[million$$man]

SMACKDOWN RESULTS

Live from Trenton, New Jersey

SMACKDOWN'S NEW ANNOUNCER

Smackdown begins with a crowd shot. THUNDEROUS ECW CHANTS RING OUT. The camera pans around to the announcer's table. ECW!!!! ECW!!!! ECW!!!!! We see Tazz and JOEY STYLES sitting at the announcer's table.

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SHANNON FINDS A PARTNER

We see footage of last weeks Smackdown where MNM double teamed Shannon Moore for the win. Shannon Moore then went to Teddy Longs office and demanded this match. This tag match will be a part of the TAG TEAM TOURNAMENT. The winners of this match will face Rey Mysterio and RVD in the semi-finals.

MNM make their way to the ring. Melina is looking HOT. She does the split into the ring. DAMN SHE'S FINE. Shannon Moore makes his way to the ring, he gets half way down the aisle and looks back. TURN IT UP!!!!! Scotty 2 Hotty is making his way out, and is Shannon Moore's mystery partner. MNM looks like they could care less.

The match starts. Nitro has Moore in a armbar. Back body drop by Nitro, after shooting Moore into the ropes. Nitro with a sidewalk slam. Tag to Matthews. A little double team as Nitro has Moore in an armbar, and Matthews delivers an axe handle from the second rope. Matthews has Moore's arm tied up in the turnbuckle and dropkicks Moore's shoulder. The crowd doesn't seem into this match. Scotty tries to pump the crowd up. Neckbreaker by Matthews onto Moore. Matthews shoots Moore into the ropes and goes for a dropkick, but Moore GRABS THE ROPES, and Matthews hits nothing but air. Moore is trying to make a tag. He is gettong closer......closer......MATTHEWS DROPKICKS MOORE'S SHOULDER. Scotty is going crazy on the outside. Matthews tags Nitro. They shoot Moore into the ropes, Moore ducks a double clothesline attempt and tags Scotty. Scotty with a quick dropkick that sends Nitro outside. Scotty delivers a bothced Diamond Cutter, that sends Matthews outside. Moore with the SUICIDE DIVE FROM THE APRON that connects on Matthews. Nitro climbs up on the apron, but Scotty grabs ahold of him, and suplexes him into the ring. Scotty hits an enziquiri and gets a two count. Tag to Shannon Moore. Moore with a TORNADO DDT on Nitro. Moore only get a two count on the pin attempt. Tag to Scotty. They place Nitro on top of the turnbuckle. Moore and Scotty hit a DOUBLE DDT FROM THE TURNBUCKLE. Matthews runs in a throws Moore to the outside. Matthews follows Moore outside and throws him into the steel steps. Scotty is hoping up and down. The crowd is calling for it. W..........O...........R...........Melina jumps up onto the apron and shows the world A FULL MOON!!!!!!!! Scotty stops in his tracks. Scotty is mesmerized by Melina's HOTT ASS!!!! Matthews slides back into the ring. Nitro turns Scotty around and MNM has SNAPSHOT DDT'ED Scotty for the victory. MNM celebrate in the ring

MNM has beaten Shannon Moore and Scotty 2 Hotty, and has advanced to the semi's to face RVD and Rey Mysterio at Judegement Day.

71 overall/ 68 reaction/ 78 ability

commerical

EUGENE AND THE CABINET "DEBATE"

Smackdown cameras are in the garage. JBL's limo pulls up. The Bashams are the first to get out, they do a quick parimeter scan, and out comes Orlando Jordan with US TITLE in hand. Jordan offers a hand, and next out of the limo is JOY GIOVANNI. She appears to have taken over the roll as image consultant from the departed Amy Weber. Last out is JBL.

This is a big night for the Cabinet. Orlando is going to reatin his title tonight. JBL has been assured that the Bashams will be in the Tag Tournament, and tonight JBL issues his REMATCH CLAUSE against John Cena and wants the title shot at Judgement Day.

The Cabinet are now making their way through the backstage area. JBL thanks Joy for the outfit choice. Apparently JBL is wearing a three-thousand dollar suite. As the Cabinet is walking down a hallway, Eugene is walking past them, Eugene has his head down and bumps Danny Basham, sending Eugene's liter of red Kool-Aide to spill all over JBL. JBL orders Orlando to take care of Eugene. Orlando smiles and says not a problem. JBL walks away and Joy follows tending to him. Orlando and The Basham's triple team Eugene and it finish when they throw Eugene through the caterer's table.

74 overall

TEDDY GET A BOOKER UPDATE

In Teddy's office Mark Henry inform Long that no one has seen Booker all day. Teddy gets on the phone and dials a number. He left a message for Booker to please get to the arena, he doesn't want to fire him, but he will have no choice if he doesn't show up

MAVEN VS. NUNZIO

Maven is making his debut to Smackdown. LOUD MAVEN SUCKS chants. Maven and Nunzio sqaure of in the center of the ring. Maven thinks he can intimidate Nunzio, but Nunzio is jawing right back. Maven knees Nunzio in the mid-section. Maven hits a running knee lift on Nunzio. Maven hits a DDT. Maven mocks the crowd. Nunzio slides outside and pulls Maven out. Nunzio hits a bodyslam on Maven. Nunzio climbs up on the apron and hits a MOONSAULT FROM THE APRON. Nunzio throws Maven into the ring. Nunzio throws Maven into the turnbuckle. Maven moves out of the way of a running elbow by Nunzio. Maven rolls Nunzio over and with his feet on the ropes picks up the win.

Maven has beaten Nunzio.

64overall/60 reaction/76 abiltiy

commercial

MAIN EVENT FOR JUDGEMENT DAY ANNOUNCED

Christian's music hits. Christian is making his way down to the ring with a piece of paper in his hands. Christian says that the piece of paper he is holding is a direct order from the CEO Vince Mcmahon and the Board of Trustees. Mcmahon and the board have declared Christian to be the number one contender for the WWE Championship. Mcmahon and the board know a ratings bonanza when they see one. They know just the name Christian will get more buyrates, it will generate a media frenzy, and it will garner national headlines.

Teddy Long's music starts. He looks at the order. He shakes his head. Christian laughs,"Now who holds the power here Teddy??? Christain does. HAHAHAHAHAH!!! I WANT MY MATCH AT JUDGEMENT. NOW!!!!!! BOOK IT TEDDY!!!!" Teddy clears his throat,"I guess I have no choice but to......."

JBL'S music starts. JBL deserves his title rematch, he has a rematch clause in his contract."TEDDY I WANT THE TITLE MATCH AT JUDGEMENT DAY!!!!!!! I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM A WRESTLING GOD DAMN IT!!!!!" Teddy is looking at both men trying to figure out what to do. Teddy shakes his head, "JBL has a point Christian he did secure the rematch clause in his contract." JBL screams,"YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I HAVE A POINT. CHRISTAN DOESNT DESERVE A TITLE SHOT!!!! I DO!!! I AM THE MOST DESERVING MAN TO GET THIS TITLE....."

Kurt Angle's music starts. YOU SUCK!! YOU SUCK!! Kurt is sporting some bandages around his head from the beating Booker T gave him last week. "Now just hard on a sec there Teddy!!!!!! If you want to talk derseving and want to talk buy rates, THEN I SHOULD GET THE TITLE SHOT!!!!! I am an Olypmic Gold Medalist daddy!!! And I just WON the greatest Wrestlemania match EVER, when I made Shawn Micheals tap!!! There is nothing or no one who could stop me!!!! NOW GIVE ME THAT TITLE SHOT!!!!"

The lights in the building go off, and the Undetaker music starts. He doesn't say anything. His mere presence is convincing enough.

Teddy takes a few moments before he gets a smile,"It is true that Christan is the number one contender, and therefore will get a title shot against John Cena at Judgement Day in a match gauranteed to get buyrates!!!" Chirstan jumps up an down. Teddy continues,"Hold there playa, now I said that you would get a title shot, that is true, you are the number one contender. But you see at Judgement Day the top 4 contenders will face the champion, you see THE MAIN EVENT AT JUDGEMENT DAY WILL BE: JOHN CENA VS. CHRISTAN VS. JBL VS KURT ANGLE VS. THE UNDERTAKER IN A HELL IN A CELL MATCH!!!!!!

Teddy Long looks at Christan,"Oh Playa, and the Main Event tonight will be Christan vs. The Undertaker."

CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKA!!!! Bookers music starts. Kurt Angle runs behind The Undertaker, who doesn't look amused. Booker doesn't do any of his wacky entrance moves. He doesn't play to the crowd at all. He just stares straight at Kurt Angle. Teddy is glad Booker came to his senses. Unfortunately, Teddy Long has to suspend Booker T from active wrestling until after Judgement Day. Now, Booker is allowed to be AT Smackdown, just not wrestle. This will allow Booker time to cool off. Booker must not physically assault anyone while on suspension, if he does, he will be FIRED ON THE SPOT. If Booker adheres to the stipulations of the suspension Teddy Long assures Booker that he will book Booker to fight Kurt Angle in the future. Angle is livid.

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MNM MAKE AN IMPACT

Backstage, Rey and RVD are talking. RVD is wrapping his knee. Rey in concerned that RVD came bak to soon form his knee injury. Rey wants to know if RVD wants to drop out of the Tournament, so he can properly heel and then they can challenge for the belt. RVD refuses. MNM walk by. Melina laughs "Oh look boys, there are our semifinal opponents. Look at those wanna be A-LISTER'S. Rey and RVD you are nothing but a bunch of C-LISTER'S. We, MNM are the knew team on the scene. You are nothing but stepping stones for us. HAHAHAHAHAH!!" Melina winds back a slaps the taste out of Rey's mouth. Rey and RVD stand up, but Matthews nails RVD'S knee with a chair. RVD is down holding his knee. Rey tries to fight back, but MNM finally hit the SNAPSHOT DDT on Rey. Nitro has applied a figure four on RVD. MNM leave laughing

74%

Johnny Nitro has gained 1 overness

Melina has gained 2 overness

US TITLE MATCH

Orlando Jordan will be defending his US Title against Charlie Haas. While the referee is checking Haas' boots, Orlando runs an elbow into Haas' head. Spinning Suplex from Jordan. Jordan with the chinlock on Haas. Haas stands up, but Jordan turns the chinlock into a sleeper. Haas is looking sleepy. Jordan bulldogs Haas from the sleeper hold. Haas rolls outside. Jordan drops Haas throat on top of the guardrail. Jordan throws Haas in the steel post, Haas reverses it sending Jordan shoulder first into the steel. Haas belly-to-belly suplex's Jordan onto the concrete. Haas throws Jordan into the ring. Haas has an armlock on Jordan. Jordan makes it to the ropes and the hold is broken. Haas hits THE T-BONE SUPLEX on Jordan. Haas has the HAAS OF PAIN LOCKED IN. Before Orlando can tap out, The Bashams run down to the ring and start kicking Haas, causing to DQ. The Basham's are pounding away at Haas. Jordan instructs the Basham's to DOUBLE POWERBOMB HAAS!!!! They do at Haas is in pain. EUGENE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY!!!! He clears house, but not before ROCK BOTTOMING ORLANDO. Eugene helps Haas up, and bothof them stare down The Bashamans and Orlando.

Charlie Haas beats Orlando Jordan by DQ, Jordan retains the US TITLE

77 overall/71 reaction/79 ability

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HEYMAN TRIES TO DESTROY THE DUDLEY'S

This match is a part of the TAG TOURNAMNET. Heyman will unveil his mystery team. The Dudley's enter first. They get a HUGE reaction from the fans. Paul Heyman makes his way to the ring. LOUD CHANTS OF ECW!!!!ECW!!!!!ECW!!!!ECW!!!! Heyman introduces us to his hired help. Two men who have all the talent in the world, I GIVE TO YOU.....THE HEAT SEEKERS..........KASH AND VITO!!!!!!!

Kash and Vito make their way to the ring.

Kash begins jawing at Bubba. Bubba picks Kash up a slams him down hard. Bubba starts choking Kash. Bubba sends Kash into the ropes, Kash bounces off and Bubba goes for a Soamoan Drop, but Kash slips out and low blows Bubba. Kash is standing over Bubba yelling at him. Kash hits a LIONSAULT onto Bubba, but only get a two count. Tag to Vito. Vito throws Bubba into the turnbuckle. Shoulder thrusts by Vito. European uppercut by Vito. Vito runs at D-Von punching him off the apron. Vito with kicks to Bubba. D-Von runs in, but the ref sees him at escorts him out, allowing Kash and Vito to deliver a double spinebuster on Bubba. Tag to Kash. Kash hits a missle dropkick from the top turnbuckle. Bubba power out of a suplex attempt. Bubba delivers the Bubba Bomb to Kash. Bubba crawls a tags D-Von. D-Von with the dropkick. D-Von has Kash in a Boston Crab. Kash makes it to the ropes. DVon runs at the ropes, Vito puts his knee up and DVon goes down. Kash tags to Vito. Kash spits at Bubba. Bubba runs in, but the ref forces him out. With the refs back turned, both Kash and Vito begin choking D-Von. The ref escorts Kash out. Snap suplex by Vito only gets a two count. Kash has left his ring position and has grabbed a chair, Heyman jumped up and is distracting the ref. D-Von has reversed a DDT. Bubba has climbed into the ring and gets in postion for the 3D, Kash enters and nails both Bubba and Dvon. Vito gets the pin on D-Von.

Kash and Vito have beaten the Dudley Boys and advances to the semis at Judgement Day.

78 overall/81 reaction/77 ability

BACK IN LONG'S OFFICE

Mark Henry is not letting Luther Reigns in to see Teddy. Reigns gets up set at looks like he is going to hit Mark Henry, but decides against it, and leaves. In Long's office he is with Charlie Haas, Eugene and Paul London. Long announces that next week the final quaterfinal tag match will take place. It will be the team of Charlie Haas and Eugene vs. The Bashams. Charlie doesn't look happy at the thought of teaming with Eugene. Teddy turns to Paul London and announces that at Judgement Day, Paul London will defend his Cruiserweight Belt in a 10-man International Cruiserweight Inventional. London looks happy, as he is a fighting champion.

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MAIN EVENT: CHRISTAN VS. THE UNDERTAKER

Both of these men will be apart of the 5-man Hell in a Cell match. This is technically Christian second match as heat beat Booker T last week after Booker was arrested and couldn't compete.

Christan punches Undertaker, but Taker doesn't move. Christan punches again, but Taker doesn't move. Christan goes for another punch, but Taker grabs his hand and picks Christan up by his hand. Taker slams Christan to the ground. Taker bearhugs Christan. Taker throws Christan into the turnbuckle. OLD SCHOOL. Taker picks Christan up for a slam, but Christan slips off, and rams Taker's knee. Christan kicks Taker's knee some more. Christan grabs Takers head and jumps over the top rope catching the rope on Takers throat A LA RANDY SAVAGE. Christan climbs the turnbuckle and goes for a cross body, but Taker catches him and slams him HARD. Taker throws Christan into the turnbuckle. REF BUMP!!! Christan bounces off the ref into the arms of the Taker. TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER.There is no ref to make the count. Taker goes to check on the ref. Christan low blows Taker. UNPRETTIER CONNECTS!!!! John Cena has run into the ring. FU to Christan. Cena is going for another FU. The ref is up. Cena hits the FU. Taker gets up. The ref has DQ'ED The Taker!!!!! Taker looks pissed. Taker TOMBSTONES JOHN CENA!!!!! Undertaker is posing in the ring.

Christan beat Undertaker via DQ

88 overall/89 reaction/ 79 ability

END OF SHOW

Edited May 1, 2005 by million$$man