Completely Random Wrestling

[oldskool]

Welcome back wrestling fans, this is CRW Random TV! Master Dave alongside M...

Alongside Master Chad, and it's about time we started pulling more random stuff out here in the booth!

...right, anyway, we have a big night of action so let's get right down to it!

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First up, we have some tag team action!

Right you are, it's the CRW Gazette teaming up for the first time on Random TV as they take on the new team of Punishman and Native Nayati!

This all started last week, when Punishman comes barreling his ass down the aisle to stop interference and helping Native Nayati win his debut match here in CRW!

The CRW Gazette have certainly not done well, they lost their debut at Randomized and then both lost singles matches last week!

Yes, they suck, thanks for bringing that up.

Here comes the PUNISHMENT~!

And dancing beside him is the RANDOM NATIVE!

Jumped as they get in the ring! How heinous!

No, Punishman blocks a punch, and now he's in control!

Same for the Random Native, TOMAHAAAAAAAWK!

And the CRW Gazette scatter to the outside!

Punishman and Nayati confer on the inside...

IT'S POLITICALLY INCORRECT BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ANWYAY, INDIAN AIR BITCHES!

Native Nayati launched into the CRW Gazette by Punishman!

They're right back up...oh my, PUNISH AIR!

THE SUPERHERO FLIES!

Everybody's down on the outside! Ze Informant's out! Nayati is...stirring! HE'S UP!

Nayati back in......and that's a count out? Have we ever had that before?

Don't think we have, but now we do! Countout win for Punishman and Native Nayati!

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Yes, I know, once again your beloved champion comes to you without a title to call his own. Time is fading, Bradley! Your title reign draws to a close at Polar Dynamics!

[JStarr]

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