WWE 2006: And Now For Something Completely Different

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March 13, 2006

The Spirit Squad [Mikey/Kenny] bt. Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade by pinfall.

• Kenny opens the match impressing the audience with his sheer talent. Kenny clearly has a speed advantage over Trevor Murdoch early on.
• Mikey comes in and overpowers Murdoch, almost showing off.
• Mikey and Kenny squash Murdoch and Cade, but take their sweet time with it, embarrassing them beyond just a normal beating.
• Mikey finishes off Lance Cade with a Cradle Piledriver for the 3.

[44/37/52]Vince has a few things to say..

• Vince McMahon starts out by announcing that at WrestleMania 22 in Chicago, the World Tag Team Titles will be on the line, in a 10 man, 5 team over the top battle royal. The match is open to any team that wishes to compete.
• Vince McMahon also goes on to name the final two qualifiers for The Money in the Bank Ladder Match II. They will be split up between tonight, and Sunday, which will be the first USA televised edition of HEaT! Tonight, Goldust will face Rene Dupree for a spot in the match. Sunday it will be Tyson Tomko Vs. Val Venis.
• Vince finishes up by saying that he has a new twist for his match with Shawn Michaels. At WrestleMania 22, their match will have a special referee. That man will be none other than, Shane McMahon!
• John Cena makes an appearance, cutting off McMahon. Cena calls McMahon a punk for making Shane the special ref, but that’s the least of his worries. Cena wants to make a proposal for his WrestleMania match. Cena puts up the offer for a Chain Gang Match. Cena backs this by Triple H’s tendency to have friends back him up, and his even more real tendency to run away from a fight. [Essentially it’s a Lumberjack Match.] McMahon says he’ll take it under consideration.

[87%]The Coach has arrived!

• The Spirit Squad are huddled in Vince McMahon’s lockeroom, Mikey then looks up and starts to worry about where “The Coach” is.
• A knock is heard on the door, Nicky opens up the door to see… Jim Cornette!
• Jim Cornette is “The Coach” of The Spirit Squad and says he is here to put some viciousness into this squad. Cornette goes on to make a warning to all RAW Superstars.
• Cornette waves his tennis racket at the cameraman and tells him they have a lot of work to do.

[73%]Goldust bt. Rene Dupree by pinfall.

• Goldust is relentless in this match, completely destroying Dupree.
• Goldust nails the Curtain Call only about a minute and a half into the match.
• Goldust rubs himself against his fallen opponent post match, he then stands a grabs a mic.

[73/75/71]Goldust is going to Mania!

• Goldust is going to go to The Money in the Bank Ladder Match II and underdog, and he loves it.
• Goldust wishes the best of luck to his opponents, because they will see the likes of him they have never seen before. He will inflict pain they can only have nightmares about.
• Goldust cuts into each member of the match thus far individually, referring to Shelton Benjamin as a minor.. or MINORITY problem. He then refers to Flair as a warn out ring veteran who needs to be put out of his misery, and Van Dam, a has been who never was.
• Goldust promises nothing less than victory at WrestleMania.

[80%]Edge warns Shelton..

• Edge is backstage with Lita looking for Shelton Benjamin.
• As Edge and Shelton have a face-to-face altercation, so do Lita and Momma Benjamin.
• Edge warns Shelton that he has no idea what he is in for. Edge will walk into WrestleMania with gold around his waist, and nobody can stop him.
• Edge then names off the laundry list of titles he has held, only to finish with his WWE Title reign, in which Shelton laughs at upon hearing.
• As Edge walks away, Momma Benjamin says Lita should be ashamed of how slutty she looks, Lita calls her fat, and gets a slap in the mouth for her troubles.

[76%]Phil Brooks and Matt Striker bt. Chavo Guerrero and Eugene by pinfall.

• Brooks and Striker announce themselves as “The Winning Streak”.
• Brooks and Striker show quite a bit of teamwork for their first outing.
• Chavo and Brooks have an entertaining back and forth battle for the first couple minutes of the match.
• Brooks eventually gets the upper hand with a drop toe hold, landing Chavo’s neck on the bottom rope.
• Eugene is squashed by Striker, and finished off with a modified Perfectplex (which is more like a stalled hooked brainbuster.) from Striker, followed immediately by a Split Leg Moonsault by Brooks.

[72/66/78]This is only the beginning for The Winning Streak

• Brooks and Striker say they will be in the Battle Royal at WrestleMania for the tag titles, and deservingly, will win.
• Striker admonished the RAW Superstars for having the audacity to think they can beat The Winning Streak. He calls himself a GQ man that deserves respect.

[72%]Carlito bt. Marty Jannetty by pinfall.

• Marty shows almost no ring rust in this, his first match in a WWE ring in quite some time.
• Marty completely dominates the entire match, and has a lot of crowd support. About 5 minutes into the match, Jannetty lays out Carlito with a superkick.
• Chris Masters rushes to ringside, coaxing Jannetty to leave the ring. Jannetty spits on Masters from the ring.
• Caught by surprise, Carlito rolls up Jannetty, with a handful of tights, for a quick 3.

[70/68/72]The Heartbreak Kid is in the House!

• Shawn Michaels starts by talking about how his whole life has been full of struggle, so he doesn’t feel worried at all about the new development in his match.
• HBK offers to make it a 2-on-1 match to make it easier for the McMahons to work him over.
• Shawn Michaels goes on to say they can get Steph, Linda, Hunter, Marissa, or any other member of the family they want. No matter how many people he has to face, he will overcome.
• Shawn touches on Chris Masters and Carlito screwing over Marty Jannetty, and announces a challenge to them, and in that, the re-immergence of The Rockers!

[90%]Edge bt. Shelton Benjamin © by pinfall. WWE Intercontinental Title Match

• The match inside the ring is almost as exciting as the back and forth showdown outside the ring between Lita and Momma Benjamin.
• Edge capitalizes on Shelton when Lita knocks over Momma Benjamin’s wheel chair.
• Edge catches Shelton with a spear as he turns around from watching the outside action. Edge then lays the boots to Shelton, looking to win not only a physical victory but a mental victory.
• Shelton comes back with some rights and lefts, he comes off the ropes with a nice forearm taking Edge off his feet. Shelton attempts to nail a T-Bone, but Edge reverses with the Edgececution. After that it’s just mathematcs.. 1,2,3!
• Post-Match Edge poses with the IC belt in the ring, looking down at a fallen Shelton Benjamin outside. Momma Benjamin is shown helping up Shelton as the show goes off the air.
• !NEW! Intercontinental Champion!

[83/84/81]

Overall – 75%

Show Rating – 6.81

Edited March 9, 2006 by Attractive SOB

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Smackdown Preview for March 17, 2006.

Konnan is set to debut against Funaki.

Paul Burchill will respond to William Regal’s offer of returning to a tag team.

MNM to defend their tag team titles against Paul London and Brian Kendrick.

All that plus, The Undertaker, Chris Benoit, Randy Orton and much more!

Smackdown!, TV that’s changing Friday Nights!

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March 17, 2006

The Olympic Gold Medalist!

• Kurt Angle opens Smackdown by making an apology. He apologizes to all his fans for the side of him they are going to be seeing.
• Kurt goes on to become angrier and more incensed as he continues.
• Angle calls out The Undertaker, saying that he should never have gotten a rematch. Angle had beaten him fair and square at No Way Out.
• Kurt feels he has been cheated out of his WrestleMania Main Event, and his World Title.
• Angle vows to get to the bottom of this conspiracy.

[95%]Konnan bt. Sho Funaki by submission.

• Konnan’s debut on Smackdown!
• Konnan comes to the ring in his traditional thug outfit, but has a Mexicools shirt on.
• Konnan with an impressive outing, taking Funaki to the limit with a back and forth chain wrestling experience.
• Konnan begins working on the leg of Funaki early on, and finished him off with the Tequila Sunrise.

[68/67/69]Booker and Orlando continue their plan.

• Chris Benoit is seen walking backstage with his US Title belt strapped over his shoulder.
• Booker T lures Benoit to him by saying he wants to talk about a rematch, Benoit being a “fighting champion” falls for it. As Benoit and Booker begin to talk, Orlando Jordan clips Benoit from behind.
• Orlando and Booker lay the boots into Benoit until security breaks it up.
• Booker T spits on the US Title belt, and says “It ain’t even about that anymore.”

[78%]The Dragon is coming..

• Hype Video for Ultimo Dragon coming to Smackdown…

[45%]Paul London and Brian Kendrick bt. MNM WWE Tag Team Titles Match

• London and Kendrick come out with Jamie Knoble for their match, seeming to be an equalizer to Melina.
• Mercury and London start out the match with either side getting a definite edge. Kendrick and Nitro both get fresh tags, and sparks begin to fly.
• Kendrick quickly drops Nitro a few times with multiple dropkicks. Kendrick tags London then nails Sliced Bread #2, followed by the 450 by London.
• Kendrick holds Mercury back as London scores the 3.
• Post-Match MNM attempt to beat down London and Kendrick, but Knoble fights them off.
• New WWE Tag Team Champions!

[82/77/94]Burchill answers..

• Burchill and William Regal are backstage, Burchill offers to take Regal up on his offer.
• Regal gladly accepts and begins talking of big plans, especially with the new tag champs.
• Burchill refuses to easily return to Regal, saying that Regal must first beat him at a battle of wits.
• Burchill idiotically begins saying every cliché a pirate could possibly utter. William Regal stares him down and can only reply with, “Are you bloody insane?”.
• Burchill then tells Regal he is very wise for getting it on the first try. Regal stares daftly at Burchill and can only shake his head.

[56%]Lashley bt. Orlando Jordan by pinfall.

• Booker T comes to the ring with Orlando.
• Jordan makes a few comments about black on black crime, and offers Lashley a chance to walk away from the match the bigger man.
• Lashley quickly declines with a swift fist in the face.
• Bobby completely physically dominates OJ.
• Jordan is taken down hard with a dominator, giving Lashley the win.
• Post-Match Booker T and Lashley have a stare-down.

[69/63/75]The DeadMan Speaks.

• The Undertaker warns Kurt Angle to watch what he says about him.
• He will face 2 men at WrestleMania, and he will walk away champion. He then offers to give Angle the first title shot after WrestleMania.
• The Undertaker says he is not overconfident, and deserves to be cocky, he’s never lost at WrestleMania.
• Taker wraps it up by saying “The bell can only toll so many times, before you’re all laying 6 feet under.”

[80%]Ortonisms

• Randy Orton walks to the ring, in wrestling attire.
• Orton steps into the ring with a mic and begins to talk about how he will make history. He will not only walk out of WrestleMania the World Heavyweight Champion, but the United States Champion, as tonight he has scheduled himself a match.
• Randy Orton announces that he has a United States Title Match right now against Chris Benoit.
• Orton tells Benoit he wouldn’t think any less of him if he just gave up the belt, so he doesn’t have to step in the ring with real championship material.

[76%]Chris Benoit retains against Randy Orton by submission. United States Title Match

• Chris Benoit comes out to the ring with mic in hand. He promises Orton that his victory won’t be by pinfall. Benoit promises to make Orton tap like a little girl.
• Orton ambushes Benoit as he gets in the ring, wasting no time.
• Orton only keeps the upper hand for a shot time, as Benoit battles back with a few chops.
• Benoit follows up snap suplex with a triplet of german suplexes.
• Benoit completely wares out Orton with a constant flow of technical superiority.
• Orton begins to fight back with a few boots to the stomach, and whips Benoit off the ropes, Orton hits Benoit with a back body drop. Orton takes longer than Benoit to get to his feet.
• Orton attempts to hit the RKO only to get reversed into the Crippler Crossface. Orton holds on surprisingly long before he taps out.

[78/80/76]

Overall – 71

Show Rating – 5.79

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March 18, 2006

Mark Henry bt. Road Warrior Animal by pinfall.

• Mark Henry makes quick work of the veteran, easily overpowering him.
• Henry finishes off Animal with a massive spinebuster.

[68/65/72]Booyaka, Booyaka, 619

• Rey Mysterio hype video.

[87%]Konnan bt. Tatanka by submission.

• Konnan comes to the ring yet again in a MexiCools shirt.
• Konnan starts out the match working on Tatanka’s leg.
• Tatanka manages a small offensive, but can’t completely overtake Konnan.
• Konnan locks in the Tequila Sunrise for the submission.

[68/68/69]New Tag Champs!

• Paul London and Brian Kendrick pre-recorded interview.
• London is very confident in their ability as champions. He and Kendrick say they will not be afraid to defend their titles against any on-comers.
• Kendrick then offers up an open-challenge, but unlike MNM all of their matches will be title matches.
• London then makes a personal offer to MNM for a rematch on Smackdown.

[74%]He will return… return…

• Ken Kennedy rehab video.
• Kennedy is set to return to Smackdown very soon!

[78%]No Ordinary Street Thugs

• Booker T and Orlando Jordan make a challenge to Chris Benoit for a handi-cap match. They want it to go down on Smackdown!
• They warn Benoit has only seen the beginning, they aren’t ordinary street thugs, there is much more to come.

[76%]Burchill and Regal bt. Nunzio and Vito by submission.

• Regal and Burchill show some signs of remaining tension between them.
• Nunzio and Vito capitalize on their lack of teamwork with quick tags.
• Regal and Burchill finally pull it together and focus on the much smaller Nunzio.
• Regal thumbs Vito to the eyes, and Burchill applies The Royal Mutilation.
• Regal can’t restrain Vito long enough, and he saves Nunzio.
• Burchill loses it and takes out Vito with a enziguri. He then reapplies The Royal Mutilation for the victory.

[69/61/78]

Overall – 68%

Show Rating – 5.14

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March 19, 2006

The Spirit Squad [Johnny/Nicky] bt. Murdoch and Cade by pinfall.

• Johnny starts out the match with Cade, working him over nicely. Johnny shows some fancy foot work with a kick combination.
• Cade sidesteps a dropkick, and pushes Johnny to the ground, taking control of the match.
• Murdoch comes in and completely loses any advantage they had, being outmatched by Nicky. Nicky tags Johnny and picks Murdoch up for a powerbomb, Johnny comes off the top with a corkscrew kick, and Nicky takes him down.
• Johnny coves for the three.

[45/40/50]Jim Cornette..

• Backstage pre-taped promo. The Spirit Squad all keep calling Jim Cornette “Jimmy”. He becomes insensed and sends them all out of the room.
• Cornette begins to completely cut apart the WWE’s Tag Team Division. He says that Mikey and Kenny will be in the 10-Man Battle Royal at WrestleMania.
• Cornette warns that everyone should be aware that The Spirit Squad is here to make an impact. Cornette doesn’t manage losers, he manages Champions!

[83%]Kane, an announcer?

• Kane and the Big Show come to the ring to do some commentary.
• The Big Show cuts into The Spirit Squad and Jim Cornette. Saying that some bright clothes and a $2 smile won’t get you tag team gold.
• Kane makes a promise that himself and the Big Show will walk out of WrestleMania the tag team champions.
• The Winning Streak make their entrance to the ring, which sparks Kane and The Big Show to tear them apart verbally.

[76%]The Winning Streak [Phil Brooks/Matt Striker] bt. Chavo and Eugene by pinfall.

• The Winning Streak squash Chavo and Eugene in this rematch.

[73/67/79]The Winning Streak, get struck.

• Post-Match Phil Brooks begins cutting into Big Show and Kane at ringside.
• Striker flips off Kane, which drives him to enter the ring.
• The Big Show and Kane destroy The Winning Streak, and leave them laying in the ring.

[76%]It’s all about the Game.

• Pre-taped interview of Triple H. Triple H accepts this “Chain Gang Match”.
• He has no fear of being surrounded by other wrestlers, Cena should be the one afraid, deathly afraid of who Triple H will have at ringside.
• At WrestleMania 22, The King of King’s will regain his throne.

[91%]Tyson Tomko bt. Val Venis by pinfall.

• Tyson shows impressive strength throughout the match, overpowering Val.
• Tyson takes his time taking apart Venis, only to finish him off with a Yakuza Kick.

[68/63/73]

Overall - 71%

Show Rating - 5.14

[slain]

Great diary so far,but the only thing I dont like is.....TYSON FREAKIN TOMKO in a ladder match!It looked like you were going to put Venis in the match,to me,hes a mutch better fit in the match.Anyway,great diary,keep up the great work (Y)

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RaW Preview for March 20, 2006

Edge has put up an open challenge for anyone to try to take away his newly won Intercontinental Championship. Who will be up to the task?

The Spirit Squad will be in the house full force when Kenny, Mikey and Mitchell face Kane and The Big Show. 3-on-2 odds are more likely to be 5-on-2.

Money in the Bank Ladder Match II will come to RAW in the form of a 6-man-tag match. Rob Van Dam, Ric Flair, and Goldust Vs. Shelton Benjamin, Carlito and Tyson Tomko.

All that plus, Triple H, The Winning Streak, and much more!.

[MyKILLv2.0]

I really like this set up. I agree with a poster earlier, who suggested this style may want to change for PPVs, but as for regular shows, I really like it. It is a really easy read, yet you manage you pack a lot of info into the shows. I will keep reading for sure.

Shelton better get his belt back at Mania too! Ha

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March 20, 2006

The Winning Streak bt. Val and Vis by pinfall.

• Striker and Brooks show an amazing amount of technical teamwork, and show off some new combination moves.
• The finishing blow was when Striker hit his modified Perfectplex, followed by a huge moonsault from Brooks.

[61/64/55]Hunter has already won…

• Triple H shows his never-ending confidence, by referring to himself as the WWE Champion. He claims that the only thing standing between him and his belt are 6 days.
• Triple H says he has a huge surprise in store for Cena, other than taking his belt, he’s going to take his manhood.
• The King of Kings will soon be back on his throne.

[87%]Can The Heartbreak Kid break Vince McMahon?

• Hype Video for the McMahon, Michaels feud.

[87%]Rob Conway bt. Eugene by pinfall.

• Rob Conway with an upset over Eugene.
• Conway and Eugene went back and forth, with the crowd a constant behind Eugene. Conway manages to maintain the upper hand throughout the match.
• Conway finishes off Eugene with a reverse Russian legsweep. For good measure, he then holds the tights for the 3.

[73/65/81]The Gold One, will soon be draped in Gold!

• Goldust issues final warnings to all the members of the Money in the Bank Ladder Match II. He doesn’t want to feel remorse for not allowing those who don’t wish to compete to back out.
• It is only inevitable that the Golden One, will be covered in gold yet again. With his garunteed WWE Title Shot, he will make the gold look good.
• Goldust promises nothing less than pure domination, and a stylish victory.

[84%]Edge’s Intercontinental Title Open Challenge

• Edge makes an open challenge to everyone, EXCEPT Mick Foley, to try to take away Edge’s newly won Intercontinental Title.
• After about 20 seconds with no-show. Edge begins to heckle the roster, going through and saying he understands their cowardice. He would be afraid to fight himself, if ever given the opportunity. Hell even Mick Foley was reluctant to accept his WreslteMania Match.
• The Rated-R Superstar is Rated-R for a reason, you have to be a real man to fight him. After this comment, a familiar tune of the past plays. The old Rocker’s theme causes Edge to get a huge grin on his face.
• Marty Jannetty makes his way to the ring to challenge for the IC title.

[85%]Edge retains against Marty Jannetty by pinfall. Intercontinental Title Match

• Edge quickly assaults Jannetty as soon as he enters the ring, dominating him.
• Edge easily keeps control over the match, as it seems Jannetty is not at the same level. Jannetty manages to nail a last ditch effort superkick sending Edge to the outside.
• Edge uses all his time outside the ring to draw Jannetty out. As Jannetty slides out, Edge comes back in. Edge playing mind games with Jannetty.
• Edge finishes off Jannetty with the Edgecution for the easy three.

[73/74/73]The Spirit Squad [Mikey/Kenny/Mitchell] bt. The Big Show and Kane by pinfall.

• The Spirit Squad are dominated early on, trying to start out the match with a 3-on-2 ambush. Jim Cornette is ringside, cheering on his boys. Kane with a major show of strength throwing Mitchell from one side of the ring to the other by his throat.
• Once the chaos is broken down, The Spirit Squad manage to get the upper hand by constant quick tags. Mikey works on the knees of Kane, taking him down with a drokick to the back of the knee.
• Cornette heckles Big Show, which leads to a 3-on-1 scenario on Kane. Mitchell and Mikey double suplex Kane, and hold him down, while Kenny nails the Legdrop from the top.
• Cornette informs the ref of the cover, and Kenny scores the pinfall.

[55/49/67]Only just the beginning.

• Cornette gets in the ring post-match and tells Big Show and Kane this is only the first of many losses they will have to The Spirit Squad.
• Kenny and Mikey are going to come home from WrestleMania 22 the Tag Team Champions!
• Cornette then takes pot shots at the champions, until he and The Spirit Squad are chased off by an enraged Big Show and Kane.

[72%]Losing Money in the Bank? That’s not cool...

• Carlito makes a response to Goldust’s interview earlier in the night, and chalks up his comments as being confused as to who was in the match. If Goldust knew Carlito was in the match, he would know that the title shot is sure to be his. Goldust just simply forgot.
• Carlito then refers to the battle as The Gold One against The Cool One.
• It’s not that he knows he will win, it’s the fact he knows he can’t lose. Because losing isn’t cool. Carlito says he almost lost his title shot once, being eliminated from the match by Ric Flair, only to be put back in by defeating Marty Jannetty.
• Carlito says that he can’t wait to go out and give everyone a taste of his victory at WrestleMania.

[71%]Rob Van Dam, Ric Flair, and Goldust bt. Shelton Benjamin, Carlito and Tyson Tomko by pinfall.

• Lot’s of back and forth action, Goldust and Carlito start it out, fitting as they had a verbal battle already. Goldust, losing the upperhand, goes for a fresh tag to Rob Van Dam. Van Dam with fancy footwork on Carlito, forcing him outside.
• Van Dam continues dominating as Benjamin is tagged in, staying with his quick kick’s offense. RVD’s hot streak stops cold as Tyson Tomko is tagged in.
• Tyson destroys Rob Van Dam without prejudice. Flair comes in for an assists, only to be Yakuza kicked for his trouble. RVD tags out to Goldust, who lures Tyson outside.
• Goldust and RVD seem to have something worked out, as Goldust brings Tyson back in the ring with his back to RVD’s corner. Goldust points to RVD perched on the top rope.
• As Tyson turns around to look, RVD comes off the top with a Van Daminator. Goldust nails the curtain call for the three.
• Post-Match boils down to a huge 6-Man-Brawl, with referee’s and road agents attempting to stop the turmoil. Raw goes off the air with Tyson Tomko laying out numerous staff members outside the ring.

[74/76/72]

Overall – 74%

Show Rating – 6.83

Edited March 16, 2006 by Attractive SOB

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Smackdown Preview for March 24, 2006.

New Tag Champs Paul London and Brian Kendrick will defend their newly won gold against former champs MNM.

#1 Contender’s Match for the Cruiserweight Title, Psicosis will face his own partner Super Crazy.

HUGE Main Event Action, Six-Man-Tag with The Undertaker, Chris Benoit and Rey Mysterio will face Randy Orton, Booker T and Orlando Jordan.

All that plus, Kurt Angle, Konnan, Bobby Lashley and much more!

Smackdown!, TV that’s changing Friday Nights!

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WWE.COM

FINAL WrestleMania 22 Card:

World Heavyweight Title Match

The Undertaker © Vs. Rey Mysterio Vs. Randy Orton

Chain Gang Match for the WWE Title Match

John Cena © Vs. “Triple H” Hunter Hearst Helmsley

WWE United States Title Match

Chris Benoit © Vs. Booker T w/ Sharmell and Orlando Jordan

Vince McMahon Vs. Shawn Michaels

Special Guest Referee-Shane McMahon

Cage Grudge Match for the Intercontinental Title

Edge Vs. Mick Foley

No Dq Match

Finlay Vs. Bobby Lashley

Money in the Bank Ladder Match II

Entrants:

Ric Flair

Rob Van Dam

Shelton Benjamin

Carlito

Goldust

Tyson Tomko

Five Team Battle Royal for the World Tag Team Titles.

Big Show and Kane

The Winning Streak

The Spirit Squad [Kenny/Mikey]

And Two Unknown Teams…

Headlines

WWE are in negotiations with Mark Copani, who played the character Muhammed Hassan. With a few sit-downs with the USA Network, RAW may be a suitable home for this superstar.

Rumors of a Post-WrestleMania draft are now confirmed . Vince McMahon will reside over the draft, which will happen on Raw and Smackdown respectively, with the five names being drawn starting the night after WrestleMania.

WWE has come to terms on the release of Gene Snitsky, we wish him the best in all his future endeavors.

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March 24, 2006

The Animal is waiting to be Unleashed..

• Batista is in the house, he claims he’ll be at WrestleMania to see who walks out World Heavyweight Champion.
• Batista says he will officially be in action next week on Smackdown.
• Regardless of who comes out of WrestleMania as the World Champion, Batista wants his title back. Starting next week, the path of destruction starts all over again.

[75%]Ultimo Dragon is coming..

• Hype Video for The Ultimo Dragon…

[37%]Konnan bt. Lashley by pinfall.

• Konnan comes to the ring in new attire, which is the colors of the Mexican flag, and a Mexicools shirt, still having shown no allegiance to the Mexicools other than this.
• Lashley dominates Konnan at the bell. Lashley shows impressive strength and gorilla presses Konnan.
• Lashley nails the dominator on Konnan, only to be distracted by Finlay coming out from the audience. The referee is checking Konnan for consciousness as Finlay nails Lashley with the shillelagh
• Konnan hits the 187 for the three count.

[65/67/63] Showdown

• Batista and The Undertaker are face to face backstage.
• Batista wishes The Undertaker the best of luck at WrestleMania, but wants him to know that the belt better be shined up for when he takes it back.
• The Undertaker scoffs in the face of Batista and says he still must be drugged up on pain killers, because only an idiot goes toe to toe with death itself.
• Batista refuses to be afraid of The Undertaker, and says it’ll take a lot more than some black clothes and makeup to scare him.

[87%]Super Crazy bt. Psychosis by pinfall. #1 Contender’s Match for the Cruiserweight Title

• Amazing back and forth action between the two partners.
• Psychosis misses his signature legdrop which leads to Crazy nailing a Michinoku Driver, followed up by his triple moonsaults, but fails to pick up the three.
• Psychosis manages a small comeback with a few speedy off the rope maneuvers.
• Crazy manages to catch Psychosis in mid-huracanrana and nails a version of the Styles-Clash for the three.
• Post-Match both partners shake hands and embrace a match well faught. Gregory Helms runs in from the back and assaults both men in the ring.
• Juventud attempts to come in for the save, but gets a Shinning Wizard as soon as he slides under the ropes. Gregory Helms holds his title belt high in the air, standing over three fallen Mexi-cools. Konnan comes in the ring without Helms knowing, and lays him out with a 187. Helms manages to roll outside and run away.

[83/67/100]The Mexicools stand Strong

• Konnan gets on the microphone and begins to cut into Gregory Helms.
• Konnan says that no matter what happens, The Mexicools stand strong.
• Starting tonight, The Mexicools aren’t taking shit anymore!

[74%]London and Kendrick © bt. MNM by pinfall. WWE Tag Team Titles Match

• London and Mercury start out the match, London seems to be favoring his right leg, which Mercury takes advantage of.
• London manages to tag out to Kendrick who dominates Mercury. Kendrick nails a massive tornado DDT on Mercury and dropkicks Nitro off the apron.
• Kendrick tags out to London who nails a 450 for the three count.

[85/76/94]Kurt Angle calls out The Boogeyman

• Kurt Angle comes to the ring with a new conclusion, he finally realizes what is ruining today’s youth and what is ruining the WWE.
• Kurt Angle says it’s people like The Boogeyman, who dress in weird clothing and eat worms that influence all the wrong things to society.
• Angle calls out The Boogeyman for him to learn a lesson.

[95%]Kurt Angle bt. The Boogeyman by pinfall.

• Angle squashes The Boogeyman in less than 2 minutes.

[74/79/65]Booker and Orlando want blood.

• Booker says he doesn’t care about the other two suckas in the match, he just want’s Benoit’s blood on his hands.
• OJ promises that Benoit won’t walk out of that ring on his own.

[85%]The Undertaker, Rey Mysterio and Chris Benoit bt. Booker T, Orlando Jordan and Randy Orton by pinfall.

• Rey Mysterio starts out the match by running circles around Orlando Jordan. Jordan gets taken down with a facebuster, and Rey tags out to Benoit.
• Benoit and Orlando go toe-to-toe for a few moments, before Orlando pokes him in the eyes. Jordan tags out to Booker T who assaults Benoit while he still can’t see.
• The Undertaker tags in and Booker tags out to Orton in fear. Orton and The Undertaker have a face to face confrontation, staring down each other for awhile. Orton spits in The Undertakers face and gets a right hand for his ignorance.
• Booker T and Orlando Jordan jump Benoit outside the ring, and leave Orton in the match by himself. Booker and Orlando brawl with Benoit to the back.
• The Undertaker finishes off Orton with a Chokeslam, and tags out to Mysterio who pins Orton after hitting a moonsault for the three.
• Post-Match The Undertaker chokeslams Rey Mysterio, laying him out right next to Randy Orton. The Undertaker poses with his Heavyweight Championship as Smackdown comes to a close.

[79/82/74]

Overall – 74%

Show Rating – 5.66

[CLOVER~!]

March 25, 2006

William Regal and Paul Burchill bt. The Gymini by pinfall.

• Regal and Burchill outwrestle The Gymini in this quick squash match.

[64/60/69]Booker and OJ on a roll.

• Hype Video for the recent actions of Booker T and Orlando Jordan.

[81%]Nunzio needs some respect.

• Nunzio says he hasn’t received a fair shot on Smackdown, and that he may do better on RAW. He talks about a possible brand-change in his near future.
• Nunzio wants to prove himself, and he’s going to do it right now, against Tajiri.

[55%]Tajiri bt. Nunzio by pinfall.

• Nunzio goes into this match with a cocky disposition.
• Tajiri overpowers Nunzio easily, and dominates him with his footwork.
• Tajiri quickly capitalizes on his upper hand with a handspring elbow, which Nunzio attempts to reverse into a fujiwara armbar.
• Tajiri rolls out of the armbar, and nails a jawbreaker on Nunzio, followed by a spinkick.
• Tajiri finishes off the match with a Dragon Suplex.

[74/62/87]Orton, Randy Orton.

• Randy Orton introduces himself as the NEW World Heavyweight Champion, and in less than 24 hours his quote will be true.
• Orton has no fear of Mysterio, The Undertaker, or Batista. He will become World Heavyweight Champion again, and doesn’t care who is gunning for him.

[73%]The MexiCools [super Crazy/Psychosis] bt. Gregory Helms and Kid Kash by pinfall.

• The MexiCools manage a quick victory over the team of Helms and Kash by outside interference by Konnan and Juventud.
• Post-Match The MexiCools work over Helms.

[85/75/95]

Overall -70%

Show Rating – 5.36

Edited March 19, 2006 by Attractive SOB

[ChrisSteeleAteMyHamster]

Personally I htink the writing style makes it really easy to follow and get into. Clean and easy, good use of colour and bullet points.

Enough to get me back into reading WWE diaries again! Nice one!

[Stryker77]

i love it dude. i love how you are pushing goldust over on raw.

Now for my predictions

FINAL WrestleMania 22 Card:

World Heavyweight Title Match

The Undertaker © Vs. Rey Mysterio Vs. Randy Orton

Randy Orton

Chain Gang Match for the WWE Title Match

John Cena © Vs. “Triple H” Hunter Hearst Helmsley

Triple H

WWE United States Title Match

Chris Benoit © Vs. Booker T w/ Sharmell and Orlando Jordan

Benoit

Vince McMahon Vs. Shawn Michaels

Special Guest Referee-Shane McMahon

Shawn michaels...with help of god

Cage Grudge Match for the Intercontinental Title

Edge Vs. Mick Foley

edge

No Dq Match

Finlay Vs. Bobby Lashley

Lashley

Money in the Bank Ladder Match II

Entrants:

Ric Flair

Rob Van Dam

Shelton Benjamin

Carlito

Goldust

Tyson Tomko

Goldust

Five Team Battle Royal for the World Tag Team Titles.

Big Show and Kane

The Winning Streak

The Spirit Squad [Kenny/Mikey]

And Two Unknown Teams…

umm considering i dont know the other 2 teams.. i'm gonna go with the spirit squad do to their recent push

[Guest J_Lethal]

Great diary, predictions are as follows

FINAL WrestleMania 22 Card:

World Heavyweight Title Match

The Undertaker © Vs. Rey Mysterio Vs. Randy Orton - Taker

Chain Gang Match for the WWE Title Match

John Cena © Vs. “Triple H” Hunter Hearst Helmsley - Cena

WWE United States Title Match

Chris Benoit © Vs. Booker T w/ Sharmell and Orlando Jordan - Benoit

Vince McMahon Vs. Shawn Michaels - HBK

Special Guest Referee-Shane McMahon

Cage Grudge Match for the Intercontinental Title

Edge Vs. Mick Foley - Edge

No Dq Match

Finlay Vs. Bobby Lashley - Lashley

Money in the Bank Ladder Match II

Entrants:

Ric Flair

Rob Van Dam

Shelton Benjamin

Carlito

Goldust

Tyson Tomko

WINNER: Shetlon Benjamin

Five Team Battle Royal for the World Tag Team Titles.

Big Show and Kane

The Winning Streak

The Spirit Squad [Kenny/Mikey]

And Two Unknown Teams…

WINNERS: The Winning Streak

[JStarr]

lol, america