Xtreme Pro Wrestling

[DMN in the House]

Pro Wrestling's wrong side poster child, Rob Black, had gotten a wild hair up his ass, and decided that, despite his earlier proclamations to the contrary, he was bringing back the lowest, most degrading, most entertaining professional wrestling promotion of all time.

Xtreme Pro Wrestling.

Months of behind the scene worked followed, while rumors lived and died on the internet. The fanbase was still there, along with, as always, the haters. When World Wrestling Entertainment brought back Extreme Championship Wrestling, Black saw his opportunity, and promoted the re-debut of XPW, advertising the following card:

Pogo the Clown versus Homeless Jimmy

Mexico's Most Wanted w/ Rey Mysterio Sr. versus Youthanazia versus Southern Comfort

Supreme versus Luke

'The Hardcore Homo' Angel versus Juventud Guerrera

Kaos versus Sean Waltman

along with the return of other former XPW favorites, such as Vic Grimes, 'White Trash' Johnny Webb, and a tribute to former XPW World Heavyweight Champion, Chris Candido. The stage was set for late July, 2006, at the Grand Olympic Auditorium, for the show that would become known, affectionately, in a take off on ECW's One Night Stand, as 'One Night in Lizzy'.

Presents the RE-Debut of Xtreme Pro Wrestling

LIVE from the Grand Olympic Auditorium at 1801 S. Grand Ave, in Los Angeles, California

The show opened with Kriss Kloss in the ring, welcoming all the fans, some of whom started a nice 'Welcome Back' chant. Kloss acknowledged it, then said that something 'didn't feel right', but he 'knew what it was'. He then welcomed back Larry Rivera, who came to the ring to a huge ovation, from the crowd full of mostly XPW faithful. Kloss and Rivera ran down the card until I Disappear by Metallica rang out, and Rob Black and Lizzy Borden came to the ring. Black took the mic from Kloss, and said that he wasn't here to fuck around, and that, 'unlike some bitches back east' he was going to deliver what he promised. He then dropped the first of two bombshells on the night when he announced that tonight, live, someone was going to get killed, because Vic Grimes and the 'Original Gangsta' New Jack have been added the card! The crowd went apeshit, knowing that these two men legit hate each other. Black then dropped the second bombshell, stating that the first week of August, XPW TV was returning to the airwaves on KJLA! Black then told the fans to enjoy the fucking show. Black and Borden then left the ring, while Kloss and Rivera asked the fans for a moment of silence for former XPW World Heavyweight Champion Chris Candido, and then led a 'We Miss You' chant, before they did the traditional 10 ring salute.

The first match in the rebirth of XPW was one very familiar to the fans, as Pogo the Clown destroyed Homeless Jimmy. Jimmy did manage to get some offense in with the weapons from his cart, but Pogo was able to put him away with the Buried in the Basement, to the excitement of the crowd. Pogo then played to the crowd, threatening them, but getting cheers anyway. Such is the life of a clown.

The show kept rolling when GQ Money and Valentina came out. GQ claimed that he wanted to bring The Enterprise back to XPW, to which the crowd cheered, but said that Kaos didn't want anything to do with it. The crowd seemed down about it, but GQ promised them The Enterprise 'one way or another', starting at the first XPW TV.

The second match of the night was the triple threat tag team match, which was a clusterfuck from start to finish. Youthanazia and Mexico's Most Wanted went toe to toe in an orgy of flying and lucha-esque moves, only to have the brawling of Southern Comfort break it all down. Eventually all three teams went hardcore, and Rey Mysterio Sr. got involved with his always popular staple gun, stapling Smothers and Hamrick together at the forehead with a Mexican flag. Southern Comfort then had a fit trying to get it off, only to get nailed with a double team dropkick by MMW, and eliminated by Youthanazia. The match then kicked into high gear, as both teams went big in an attempt to put away the match. The finish finally came when J-Pro was able to nail the Prohibition Plex on Damien 666 as Matt Cross leapt over the top rope, taking out both Mysterio Sr. and Halloween.

The show switched gears a little bit in the next segment, when Chris Chetti came out. Chetti, while spending a short stint in XPW, was much better known for his work in Extreme Championship Wrestling, and that was the gist of his promo, as he ran down XPW, claiming that ECW was the pinnacle of wrestling. This led to one of the big suprises of the night as former XPW World Champion, and huge fan favorite 'White Trash' Johnny Webb made his entrance, and just like in the good old days, had Jessica Darlin on his arm. Webb had a mic of his own, and ran down Chetti, talking up XPW, before entering the ring and just beating the hell out of Chetti with a Singapore cane. Chetti tried to fight back, and there was a short impromptu match, but Webb got the pin in the end, nailing the Welfare Check to the delight of the crowd.

Next up was the match featuring 'The Human Horror Film' Supreme and the former Altar Boy Luke. Promoted as a 'Fans Bring the Weapons' match, this did not disappoint as it played to both men's strong suits, with Supreme bringing the violence, and Luke bumping like a bitch. Many weapons came into play, including a thumbtack filled paper mache mace, a barb wire wrapped XBOX 360 complete with Madden '07, which Supreme uses to cut open Luke's head, a six pack of Bud Light, and a pitcher in the shape of the Kool-Aid man, filled with powdered Kool-Aid mix which makes a nice red cloud when its broken against Supreme's dome. A ladder also comes into play, and Luke nearly kills himself when he takes a headfirst dive into a table! The finsh comes when Supreme nails Luke with the ladder, then uses it to hit the Toad Splash from about three quarters of the way up the ladder. Following the match, Luke was taken out of the ring by a masked man dressed in the garb of the old Altar Boys tag team, who threw Luke over his shoulder, and walked out with him as Supreme played to the fans.

Before the next match, the fans were treated to the return of Juventud Guerrera's 'Juice Bar', where Juvi basically ran down anyone and everyone he felt like, including Chris 'Chatty' (Chetti). The fans ate it up, especially when Juvi got to his opponent, 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel. When Juvi was informed that, yes, his opponent was indeed homosexual, he went off, comically trying to get out of the match, throwing out plenty of 'Fuck joos', before finally settling down and promising to beat the hell out of the 'fag'. All in all a good comedy segment, and Juvi is always worth it. Always.

Angel came out at this point, dancing to the ring to some Backstreet Boys music, and really trying to get into Juvi's head. Once the wrestling started, these two really put on a show as they claimed match of the night honors with a 22 minute spectacle that really showed off what Angel can do in the ring with the right opponent. Juvi looked to have the match put away several times, but not with the Juvi Driver, as Angel kicked out each time, then took the match to the... ahem... 'Xtreme', introducing a chair to the proceedings. Juvi ducked the first attempt to take his head off, but not the second, although Angel was unable to get the pinfall. Guerrera then fought back, nailing some high risk offense, including a springboard spinning leg lariat that was absolutely amazing, and even an akward Splash Mountain off the OUTSIDE of the ring, which put both men through a table. For a moment it looked like the match would be unable to continue, as both men were busted up, but Angel began to stir, and the match continued. Finish came when Juvi countered the 'Angel Job', where Angel smashes his opponents head into the top turnbuckle in an imitation of him getting head into a superplex, then put Angel away with the Juvi Driver. After the match, both men got a standing ovation, and Juvi even shook hands with Angel, really putting over 'The Hardcore Homo'.

Following that superb match, Sean Waltman came out to some not very nice chants, including the always prevalant 'X-Pac Sucks', carrying the old XPW Television Title. Waltman took the mic, yelling to the crowd that he was the champ, and they needed to respect him, and went down his many accomplishments in the business, which only got him a 'Shut the fuck up' chant. Waltman told the crowd that 'like it or not, there ain't shit you can do about it', then ran down the former champion, and his opponent for the night, Kaos. Waltman was cut off when Rock Superstar by Cypress Hill began to play, and a fired up Kaos hit the curtain, and rushed the ring.

The match between Waltman and Kaos was an extended almost squash match, as the XPW crowd got what it wanted, which was Waltman getting the shit beaten out of him. Waltman managed some early offense, and looked good, but once Kaos started to make his comeback, it was all over. Waltman got beaten from pillar to post, and even went through a table, before being finished off with a tombstone piledriver dubbed the Falling Star, onto a chair. Kaos then kicked Waltman from the ring, where officials took him to the back, and took back the XPW World Television Title, saying that tonight was about righting the wrongs of the old XPW, and turning the page on a new era of Xtreme. He then said that the XPW World Television Title was nice, but he wasn't taking it, saying it was for a new group of XPW stars to try for, and that he wanted one thing, and one thing only, the XPW World Heavyweight Championship. He then told GQ Money that while he loved The Enterprise, it was in the past, and that everyone needs to stop dwelling on it, and look to the future. Kaos then saluted the XPW fans, and took the TV title to the back with him.

There was little waiting for the main event of the night, as neither of the two men had any intention of coming out and talking, they just wanted to beat the shit out of each other. Vic Grimes and 'The Original Gangsta' New Jack met in a no holds barred, no rules match, that truly exemplified what XPW was all about. This match was truly a highlight of violence, as both men went to great lengths to end the career of the other, with New Jack pulling out a staple gun and stapling an 'XPW' logo sign to Grimes head, only to have the violence reciprocated when Grimes used his pizza cutter to gash open the former ECW star's melon. The two brawled all around the Grand Olympic Auditorium, spilling blood and fans drinks as they went, and as several fans can attest, trading legit punches back and forth, to the extent that both left the arena that night with severe bruising. In the end though, professionalism came through, maybe suprisingly, as New jack missed one of his infamous suicide dives, crashing through a table, and allowing Grimes to pick up the victory, on a night when XPW proved to the world just how good it could be.

Quick Results

Pogo the Clown d. Homeless Jimmy

Youthanazia d. Mexico's Most Wanted/Southern Comfort

'White Trash' Johnny Webb d. Chris Chetti

Supreme d. Luke

Juventud Guerrera d. 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel

Kaos d. Sean Waltman

Vic Grimes d. New Jack

When the dust settled, Xtreme Pro Wrestling was well and truly back. Many fans awaited the August 7th re-debut of XPW TV, and XPWrestling.com was buzzing with information. One Night in Lizzy had been a complete success, would that continue?

[DMN in the House]

Official Roster

Josh Abercrombie

'The Hardcore Homo' Angel

Lizzy Borden

Smokey Carmichael

Pogo the Clown

Chris Chetti

Justin Credible

Matt Cross

Damien 666

Julio Dinero

Vic Grimes

Halloween

Chris Hamrick

Teddy Hart

Kaos

Luda Kash

Kayotic Kid

Josh Lazie

Luke

Machete

Dan Maff

Shelly Martinez

MAZADA

GQ Money

NOSAWA

Josh Prohibition

Corporal Robinson

SLAVE

Big Babbi Slymm

Tracy Smothers

Glenn Spectre

Supreme

Valentina

Johnny Webb

Courtesy of XPWrestling.com

Edited June 25, 2006 by DMN

[DMN in the House]

Official Champions

World Heavyweight Championship

Vacant

Last Five(Won/Lost)

Shane Douglas (July 20th, 2002/Stripped)

'White Trash' Johnny Webb (August 25th, 2001/July 20th, 2002)

The Messiah (May 26th 2001/August 25th 2001)

Sabu (April 29th, 2000/May 26th, 2001)

Chris Candido (February 26th, 2000/April 29th, 2000)

World Television Championship

'The International Super Stud' Julio Dinero

Last Five(Won/Lost)

Julio Dinero (September 11th, 2006)

Machete (August 7th, 2006/September 11th, 2006) [1]

Sean Waltman (X) (February 28th, 2003/Vacated)

(Kid)Kaos (August 25th, 2001/February 28th, 2003)

King of the Deathmatch

Vacant

Last Five(Won/Lost)

Supreme (4) (December 21st, 2002/XPW Ceased Operations)

Altar Boy Luke (October 5th, 2002/December 21st, 2002)

Supreme (3) (July 20th, 2002/October 5th, 2002)

The Sandman (February 23rd, 2002/July 20th, 2002)

Supreme (2) (October 13th, 2001/February 23rd, 2002)

World Tag Team Championships

Mexico's Most Wanted

Damien 666 & Halloween

Last Five(Won/Lost)

Mexico's Most Wanted (3) (August 26th, 2006)

Youthanazia (2) (January 18th, 2003/XPW Ceased Operations)

Mexico's Most Wanted (2) (January 17th, 2003/January 18th, 2003)

Youthanazia (December 21st, 2002/January 17th, 2003)

Mexico's Most Wanted (July 20th, 2002/December 21st, 2002)

[1]Won in 10 Man 'Xtreme' Battle Royal, XPW TV

Courtesy XPWrestling.com

Edited July 6, 2006 by DMN

[DMN in the House]

XPW TV

Filmed at the XPW Arena, Los Angeles, Ca.

Hosted by Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera

Show opens with a video set to Metallica's I Disappear, which features highlights from XPW new and old. It then blends into video and still shots of One Night in Lizzy, showcasing what went down, before we go to the XPW studios where Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera are. Kloss and Rivera run down what happened at ONiL, then toss us to the XPW Arena, which is really just a run down former warehouse, for some action featuring XPW new and old.

Kayotic Kyd and Luda Kash, collectively known as All Money is Legal are already in the ring with their opponents for the night, XPW veterans and two time former World Tag Team Champions Mexico's Most Wanted, Halloween and Damien 666. The two teams lock up in a weak Match of the Night, which dosen't speak well for the rest of the card, which includes a 10 man Xtreme Battle Royal for the XPW World Television Championship. All Money is Legal are doing a stereotypical 'gangsta' gimmick, and the small crowd dosen't seem to be buying it at all, as they chant 'Wanksta' at the duo, who try hard, and put up a valiant effort, including some rather valiant cheating, but in the end lose, as Luda Kash falls victim to Montezuma's Revenge, a camel clutch, dropkick to the face combo.

Winner(s): Mexico's Most Wanted (Damien 666 p. Kash)

51,30,73

Before the commercial we have a taped segment featuring Josh Lazie. Lazie talks about how, when he was part of XPW before, he managed a XPW World Heavyweight Champion, Sabu, and now that he's back, things are status quo. He promises that at the XPW Arena show on August 26th, he's going to debut his new champion contender, in a match that he says 'will last about three minutes.'. Interesting.

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[Commercial Break]

Back from break, and back to the ring, where another newcomer to XPW, Josh Abercrombie, stands in the ring. Abercrombie slaps his chest and arms a few times, before his opponent, 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel, makes his entrance. This match is a qualifier for the last spot in the 10 Man Xtreme Battle Royal for the XPW World Television Championship. Angel blows a kiss at Abercrombie, who looks disgusted, and the two lock up. Multiple times during the match, Angel touches Abercrombie, or acts provacatively, which throws the former IWA: Mid South worker off his game, as he repeatedly falls victim to big moves from Angel. The match goes hardcore, as Abercrombie loses it, bringing a chair into the ring, only to find himself on the losing end of his own equalizer, as he gets dropped with a stiff Brainbuster onto the chair! 'The Hardcore Homo' wins this sloppy match, then celebrates with the fans, dancing, before kissing a male fan!

Winner: 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel

43,25,62

Kaos is in the back of XPW Arena, talking with a member of the XPW staff, when G.Q. Money approaches him. Money offers Kaos one last chance to renew The Enterprise, and Kaos declines. G.Q. Money then claims that he knew this was how it would be, and that he 'had a backup plan.'. From off camera, a figure comes flying in, taking out Kaos, and landing on top of him, laying in punches. As the camera finally focuses, we see that its Teddy Hart! HOLY SHIT! G.Q. Money starts helping stomp out Kaos, before Hart jumps up, yelling 'How do you like that, bitch!' at Kaos as he pulls Money away when XPW officials swarm the area.

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[Commercial Break]

When we come back from the last break, its time for the 10 Man Xtreme Battle Royal to crown a new XPW World Television Champion. Everyone is already in the ring, as Kloss gives us a rundown of the participants on the voice-over;

Teddy Hart

G.Q. Money

Glenn Spectre

Machete

'The Hardcore Homo' Angel

Corporal Robinson

'White Trash' Johnny Webb

Chris Chetti

Julio Dinero

Josh Prohibition

Also at ringside are Valentina who manages Hart and G.Q. Money, and Shelly Martinez, the manager for Machete. The rules for this battle royal are slightly different than the rules for most, as a man can only be eliminated if thrown over the top rope, through one of the many tables surrounding ringside. In addition, all weapons are legal, and several are supplied, including beds of barb wire in each corner. All ten men eye each other suspiciously, and its quite obvious that the most hardcore of them will have the advantage, as the bell is rung. All ten men rush to the center of the ring, and start fighting it out, and Glenn Spectre is quickly eliminated, as he goes up and over the rope, and through a table. Chris Chetti is next, as he gets backdropped over the top by an already bleeding Johnny Webb, who had been fighting with Chetti near the barbed wire. Josh Prohibition gets wood next, as he is double teamed by Teddy Hart and G.Q. Money, after which Money is thrown out by Corporal Robinson. Julio Dinero is next, at the hands of a joint effort by Corp. and Webb, who gets thrown out by his 'partner' a moment later. With just 4 men left, and it down to the beaten down 'Hardcore Homo' Angel, Machete, who made it this far by showing some amazing toughness not seen in his TNA stint, Hart, who seemingly got to this point on insanity alone, and Robinson, who is just a plain badass. Hart then eliminates Angel, grabbing him from behind and sending him head first through a table, before being eliminated himself by Corporal Robinson. Machete and Corp. then engage in a nice five minute, weapon filled brawl that leaves both men bloody, but Machete emerges as the new XPW World Television Champion when he backdrops a barb wire weilding Corporal Robinson over the top rope, and through the last table to secure victory.

Winner and NEW XPW World Television Champion: Machete

48,34,62

XPW TV ends with Machete standing in the ring, holding the XPW World Television Title, leaning on his manager, the very hot Shelly Martinez.

Overall: 58

Television Rating: 0.13

[Xtreme_Wrestler]

I'm a huge fan of XPW and always enjoy reading xpw diaries which are few and far between. So far this seems really good. I've pretty much liked everything so far. However I think Black and Lizzy would of been on TV a few times, exspecially Lizzy. Other then the lack of Lizzy this seems good so far. I'll be following this one. Oh and one last thing the Kaos-Hart feud thing seems like a good idea and would be a hell of a match.

[Xero Gravity]

I've always been a fan of your diaries, so I was really pleased to see you were going back to an XPW diary. I loved the simplistic run down of One Night in Lizzie, and I only wished that Grimes/New Jack match was real, as it'd be un-fucking-believeable to see. The return of XPW TV wasn't bad, the wrestling itself was well done, but some of the segments made this intetresting. If Lazie's interview is as obvious as I assume it is, I hope it's Jamal/Ekmo/Eddie Fatu as he's got a much more XPW look to him than Rosey does. But the big one was Teddy Hart's debut. Such an obnoxious little shit won't fail to drag insult after insult out of the crowd, plus both he ande Kaos should be able to pull out a few good matches during this feud.

[Lopro]

I always love it when an XPW/Rob Black diary comes around and this is no exception. I will be following this (Y)

Long live XPW

[Hellfire]

I enjoyed both the rebirth show and the XPW TV one. Teddy Hart joining the Enterprise was suprising and I think that the Kaos/Hart fued will be really good to check out. I liked Machete winning the TV title as well, he's a good talent but underused and underappreciated.

[DMN in the House]

XPW TV

Filmed at the XPW Arena, Los Angeles, Ca.

Hosted by Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera

Instead of the video opening from last week, this week's XPW TV opens with a shot of a darkened church, with the altar taking up the entire frame. In front of the altar lays Luke, who had been taken by an unknown assailant after his match with Supreme at 'One Night in Lizzy'. Luke's assailant, still wearing the robe, with only his shaved head visible is seen kneeling in fronto of the altar where Luke lays, chanting in Latin. As the scene finishes, we can see the robed man bow his head, then cross himself, before we fade out to the video opener.

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Hey Hey Hey

Here I go now

Here I go into new days

Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera are in the studio, were they talk about what they just saw. Kloss says that it gave him the, quote 'willies'. They then run down tonights card, which features a XPW World Television Title defense by Machete, and appearances by Kaos, Lizzy Borden, and 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel. They then throw us to the first match, which is the TV Title defense.

Corporal Robinson is already in the ring, prepared for battle with a chair and some other weapons strewn about the ring, when No Entiendes La Onda, the Spanish version of How I Could Just Kill A Man by Cypress Hill rings out, and the XPW World Television Champion, Machete, makes his entrance, title over his shoulder, accompanied by the lovely Shelly Martinez. Martinez steps forward to go to the ring, but Machete stops her, and they speak for a moment, before Martinez nods, and then follows behind him to the ring. Once in the ring, we are treated to a spectacle that might possible be the worst match in XPW history, and thats saying something, as other than the always present 'Show us your tits' chant, there is almost complete silence for this match. Machete wins a weapon filled brawl that involves little psychology, when he nails Robinson with a Superkick into a chair, which Martinez had thrown to Robinson, ala the Van Daminator. Machete then spits on Corp. Robinson, and holds up his defended title, before we go to commercial. The less said about this fifteen minute abomin...excuse me, match, the better.

Winner and STILL XPW World Television Champion: Machete

25,11,45

[Commercial Break]

We come back from break to a match joined-in-progress, as Josh Prohibition is taking on Damien 666, in a match that we're told is a build-up to Youthanazia squaring off with Mexico's Most Wanted for the XPW World Tag Team Titles, a match set-up based on those two teams being the only ones in the promotions history to hold those belts. J-Pro is in solid control when the match is joined at about the six minute mark, having taken Damien down with a suplex. The two are able to effectively mix brawling with lucha libre and American indy cruiserweight styles, in a match that can be seen as the lone bright spot on an otherwise underwhelming show. Prohibition is able to control the majority of the match, until he attempts the T-Bone Prohibition-Plex, only to have Damien 666 elbow his way out, and reverse the move into a suplex of his own. Both men are down, and stir at the same time, with J-Pro trying a clothesline thats ducked, and getting rocked by a flying forearm smash. Damien 666 then scoop slams Prohibition into position, and heads to the top, signalling for, and hitting, a very nice Moonsault that puts away this match at about the sixteen minute mark, of which we saw about ten. Post match, Damien celebrates on the turnbuckles, as a beaten Josh Prohibition heads to the back, mouthing threats.

Winner: Damien 666

57,47,82

Kaos is in his street clothes, standing in front of a plain brick wall. He removes his sunglasses, and starts talking about GQ Money, Teddy Hart, and the 'New' Enterprise. He challenges Hart, saying that he can do a moonsault too, but that dosen't mean shit, he worked his way up the ladder in XPW, and he'll be damned if a bitch like Teddy Hart is going to take it away. He then talks about how he used to be friends with GQ, but no more, since he turned on him like a bitch who got dumped for sleeping around. Kaos ends the promo by declaring that he's still the 'Rock Superstar', he's still the best thing going in XPW, and he WILL be your next XPW World Heavyweight Champion.

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[Commercial Break]

When we come back from break, 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel is already in the ring, prepared for his match, although his opponent hasn't been announced. Finally, I Disappear hits again, and Lizzy Borden makes her entrance, prompting Kloss to make a remark about her wrestling. She takes the mic, and breaks everyone's hearts when she informs them that she won't be, but that Rob 'gave her a present', in the form of the 6'10, 300-plus pound SLAVE, who WILL be wrestling. The massive gimp masked wrestler comes out, very reminiscent of Snuff, which was the late Jerry Tuite, better known as The Wall or Malice. SLAVE slowly makes his way down the ring, but Angel isn't stupid, and he's not waiting, as he rushes the big man, taking the fight to the aisle. The two brawl around the aisle for a bit, with Angel getting the worst of it, despite trying the equalizer in the form of a steel chair, which gets booted back in his face, busting him wide open. SLAVE, at the behest of Lizzy, roughly throws 'The Hardcore Homo' into the ring, along with the bent and broken chair, then simply lifts the much smaller worker towards the rafter, bringing him down with amazing strength, nailing Angel to the chair with a crushing Powerbomb, which easily ends this one-sided affair. Post match, Lizzy enters the ring, posing on her new 'toy', and thats the shot we go out with.

Winner: SLAVE

40,32,58

Overall: 42

Television Rating: 0.13

[Michael]

This is, of course, very good indeed, but you already knew that. With the old talent mixing with the new faces you've bought in XPW is improving and we already have two interesting angles going on with Kaos/Enterprise and Luke's whole thing. Was sad to see Angel get put over at ONiL only to be squashed by TOOL the second however.

My main problem with this however is that you've kind of cheated in a way by having original matches on XPW TV. While this makes the diary better reading, you're giving yourself an unfair platform that as far as I'm aware, XPW never had in that you are building storylies between shows. From the editions of XPW TV that I have seen, the show consists solely of matches from the month's show and hype for the upcoming show. I guess you could try and justify the brand new matches by saying they went down at 'house shows' but with XPW just returning I think Black wuld be more cautious than this to start off with, and the fact that Machete has wrestled twice in two weeks suggests that there are a LOT of house shows going down.

I mean, you've obviously meant to do this and apart from that, the format is superb, the writing is great and the booking is simple but effective. Much looking forward to the next show.

[DMN in the House]

Yeah, I am cheating a little bit. If I only ran monthly events, I'd burn myself out trying to make each one amazing, so I decided to go the XPW TV route. I also think this makes for a more interesting diary.

As far as a kayfabed answer, we're running weekly TV tapings. I'm sure Rob Black could pull that off.

[DMN in the House]

XPW TV

Filmed at the XPW Arena, Los Angeles, Ca.

Hosted by Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera

I Disappear hits, heralding another exciting episode of XPW TV. Ok, maybe after last week's lackluster show, its not another, but this one holds a lot of promise, as Youthanazia's Matt Cross is scheduled to take on Mexico's Most Wanted's Halloween in a preview of their XPW World Tag Team Championship match this Saturday at the XPW Arena show, along with a television main event of Supreme up against 'Vicious' Vic Grimes in a no holds barred match-up. Of course, we learn all of this thanks to the studio opening with the 'Lady Killer' Kriss Kloss and 'Los Cubanitos' Larry Rivera, the best damn announce team in professional wrestling today.

Action on tonight's XPW TV started off with the ever present XPW World Television Title match, as it has been announced on XPWrestling.com that the title is to be defended on every televised XPW event. Julio Dinero is out first, and the ECW alum is looking to walk out with some XPW gold as he takes on the champion, Machete, who is accompanied to ringside by the lovely Shelly Martinez. This is easily the best match Machete has had in XPW, and he finally seems to be getting some crowd reaction, although wether thats him, the hottness that is Shelly Martinez, or the fact that he's actually up against a semi-known opponent is yet to be seen. The veteran Dinero controls the match, which involves numerous weapon spots, including an attempt by Machete to end this match like he did last week, with a Superkick to a chair weilding Dinero. Julio dodges the attempt, and smashed the champ with the chair, and it looked like the title was about to change hands after just one defense, until Shelly Martinez, inserted herself into the match, nailing Dinero in the back of the head with her shoe, which had little offensive effect, but distracted Dinero enough to give Machete a chance to struggle back to his feet, spin Dinero around, and blast him with a short Superkick that rocked Dinero's jaw, and kept the title in the hands of Machete.

Winner and STILL XPW World Television Champion: Machete

42,32,63

[Commercial Break]

We come back from commercial to a pre-taped promo, with Dan Maff 'shooting' on all the 'fucks back east' who blackballed him. He calls out several people, including Homicide, although not by name, saying that if they were as close as they were supposed to be, he'd know it was a 'fucking misunderstanding' and they could talk it out. He then says that the past is the past, and he 'dosen't need that shit' anymore, saying that his future lies in XPW, and that this Saturday, at the XPW Arena, he dosen't want just one opponent, he wants two, because he's taking shit to the 'fucking extreme' from now on, and he no longer cares who he has to hurt, because Dan Maff is all about number one from now on.

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From the promo, we go to a match in progress, as 'Iron' Matt Cross is taking on Halloween, in a preview for when their respective tag teams go up against each other with the XPW World Tag Team Championships on the line. Halloween was in control as we joined, and this match evolved into the best high flying match up since the return of XPW, as both of these men were crisp and clean with their spots, and the pacing was excellent. Both men wrestled clean matches, and it was tight the whole way, as neither was able to hit a big move to take momentum, or put the match away. That is until Matt Cross sent Halloween tumbling over the top rope with a dropkick, and followed up with a flying body block, leaping to the top rope, pausing, then leaping off, ala Sabu! The two then fought on the outside, with Cross leaping off the guardrail and catching Halloween with a 'rana on the outside that wowed the crowd. When they finally got back in the ring, Halloween went with a suplex attempt that Cross squirmed out of, nailed a dropkick, then a second rope leg drop that stunned the veteran, allowing Cross to put this match away with a spectacular Shooting Star Press that amazed the crowd, and put Youthanazia and Mexico's Most Wanted at a 1-1 deadlock in singles matches heading into Saturday.

Winner: Matt Cross

59,42,90

[Commercial Break]

Teddy Hart is apparently standing in front of the same brick wall that Kaos did last week, as he cuts an almost sensical promo, talking about everything from Lizzy Borden's tits to Jessica Darlin's ass, finally challenging Kaos to meet him at the XPW Arena next week, and get his ass kicked. Hart then begins talking about how he belongs in the pantheon of wrestling gods, naming Jack Evans, Koko B. Ware, and Bad News Brown as other examples. A really strange promo, which ended with Hart proclaiming that he was a 'Loose Cannon', and that he was 'Too extreme for XPW!', before leaving, walking off with the camera still running. Strange, but effective.

72

Back in the arena, where the fans are ready for some blood, and XPW is ready to deliever as Supreme makes his way out for his match with the equally homicidal Vic Grimes. The two get right to the brawling and bleeding, busting out the chairs and going to town, much to the delight of the crowd. Eventually, Supreme reaches under the ring, and comes out with a ladder, which he rams into Grimes' stomach, and then his head a few times, before leaning the ladder against the ring, and ramming Grimes' head into it, busting him open. Grimes is able to return the favor, however, when he reverses a whip attempt by Supreme, and sends him head first into the ladder, which flips in the air, and lands on top of 'The Human Horror Film'. Grimes then does a double foot stomp off the second rope onto the ladder, and goes for a pin, but Supreme is out at two. Some more brawling, and Supreme hits a DDT onto a chair sitting on top of the ladder, which just about puts it away. Grimes is a tough son of a bitch though, fighting back, and hitting a cutter on Supreme when Supreme tries to climb to the top. Grimes tries to come off the top with the ladder onto Supreme, but the former King of the Deathmatch rolls out of the way, and Grimes crashes and burns, allowing Supreme to DDT him once more on the ladder, then head up top for a Toad Splash to end this bloody and entertaining affair thats sure to get us in shit with KJLA. The last image for the night is Supreme standing on the second rope, bloody but victorious, flipping off the XPW Arena crowd.

Winner: Supreme

55,51,74

Overall: 56

Television Rating: 0.14

[DMN in the House]

XPWrestling.com Update

XPW World Heavyweight Championship

As it stands right now, we here at XPW are proud to announce that the XPW World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line for the first time in nearly three years when we return to the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, on Saturday, September 30th for Reign in Blood. Plans at this time include a one night eight man single elimination tournament to crowd the next King of Xtreme Pro Wrestling. With many men already jockeying for position and a spot in the tournament, you can expect things to heat up on XPW TV.

Return of the King of the Deathmatch

Xtreme Pro Wrestling is also proud to announce the return of everyone's favorite yearly tradition, as the King of the Deathmatch Tournament will take place at the XPW Arena in Los Angeles, California, Saturday, October 28th. Although still two months away, many names are heard to be interested, including such high profile vampires as Necro Butcher, 'Mr. Insanity' Toby Klein, and, of course, the four-time holder of the King of the Deathmatch Championship, 'The Human Horror Film' Supreme. Plans are to no longer make the title a defendable belt, but rather add to the prestige by allowing the title to only be defended at the tournament, with the previous champion being allowed automatic entry. As such, Supreme is expected to be confirmed for the tournament in the next few weeks, and you'll hear all about it on XPW TV!

Plans for Pay-Per-View?

Many people have asked us if Xtreme Pro Wrestling has any plans to return to Pay-Per-View. Despite the success of our last foray into PPV, with the recent relaunch of the promotion, there are no immediate plans to return to that arena, however, plans are being put in motion for something next year, possibly as early as My Bloody Valentine.

XPW Arena Show for Saturday, August 26th

Coming off a huge show at the Grand Olympic Auditorium for One Night in Lizzy, XPW is scaling back just a little bit as we're bringing you all the Xtreme action you can handle straight from the heartland of XPW, the Arena in Los Angeles, California. With six big matches confirmed for the night, its sure to be a treat for the fans in attendance, and all the XPW fans not able to attend will be able to buy the DVD right here on XPWrestling.com. As it stands, here is the confirmed card for the Arena show;

XPW World Tag Team Championships

Mexico's Most Wanted versus Youthanazia

XPW World Television Championship

Machete w/ Shelly Martinez versus Julio Dinero

Light Tubes, Thumbtacks, & Barbwire Ropes Deathmatch

Supreme versus Corporal Robinson

Teddy Hart versus Kaos

SLAVE w/ Lizzy Borden versus Homeless Jimmy

Dan Maff versus Glenn Spectre & Josh Abercrombie

Along with those matches, we'll also see XPW favorites like Pogo the Clown, 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel, and 'White Trash' Johnny Webb with Jessica Darlin, and don't forget the debut of Josh Lazie's promised mystery wrestler! Its going to be a bloody night in the City of Angels, thats for fucking sure!

Injury News

Its never good when we have to report this, but with the nature of the action in XPW, its bound to happen. Alas, this time, the injury wasn't in the ring, as Luda Kash tore his calf during training. Kash will be out 9-10 months, and we wish him the best during his recovery.

[Thrilla]

Loving this so far SDM. The short results work well and keep the diary updates following which is always a bonus, hoping for a longer show for the end on month spectacular though. Interesting to see Dan Maff in XPW, although it seems the perfect place for him given his status in the industry.

Predictions:

XPW World Tag Team Championships

Mexico's Most Wanted versus Youthanazia - I can see this match going either way and the feud continuing, so I'm plumping for Youthanazia to take the titles here and the two teams to continue feuding for a while because the tag division is rather sparce at the moment.

XPW World Television Championship

Machete w/ Shelly Martinez versus Julio Dinero - The Champ is looking good at the moment and Dinero just seems like a JTTS. Machete needs the title to help establish himself and hopefully will get himself into a feud somewhere down the line... Maybe with SLAVE. That's just my guess though.

Light Tubes, Thumbtacks, & Barbwire Ropes Deathmatch

Supreme versus Corporal Robinson - Supreme is undefeated since the return of the company and the Corp is yet to really make an impact, so my guess is that Supreme goes over in a bloody battle to set himself up as the man to beat going into the King of the Deathmatch tournament in two months time.

Teddy Hart versus Kaos - Kaos will squeak out the win but the war will not be over. Teddy will snap and The Enterprise will insert themselves into the equation somewhere, but Kaos needs the victory here I'd say.

SLAVE w/ Lizzy Borden versus Homeless Jimmy - Really, do I need to explain this one?

Dan Maff versus Glenn Spectre & Josh Abercrombie - Two squashes isn't exactly how I'd start off a show, but Maff needs to be dominant here to establish himself in XPW, shame though as Abercrombie could be used a lot better in my opinion.

Anyway, this is pretty much at COTC style show, not a main show but a place filler, but it could still be a surprisingly good show. I'm hoping the build up for the Title Tournament will begin here as well.

[TheRyno]

Man, I miss XPW. XPW and DMN go together like peanut butter and chocolate. I like how you kept a lot of the homegrown XPW talent yet infused it with some new names that would actually mesh well together.

[TOG]

Dig it.

I am loving Machete, he just seems to fit perfectly in the XPW atmosphere, and having Shelly Martinez around can never hurt, though I hope to see her be more than just a side attraction eventually.

SLAVE seems kind of cheap to me, personally, since it's pretty much all but been done before, but I guess given more time to develop, the combination of this character and Lizzy lends itself to some pretty good XPW-style trash storylines.

I LOVE the inclusion of Maff. I really liked the guy to begin with, prior to the blackballing, and putting him in the XPW environment lends itself to a lot of fun ideas.

I'm not sure what to think of Teddy Hart in XPW yet, but his promo on the last XPW TV was hilarious. Nice work on that.

I also like the format of brief XPW TV recaps. With the show's sole intention being storyline development, and the wrestling never really being anything remarkable, it seems the ideal way to do it without the shows seeming stale. It also keeps this going, i'd imagine.

The XPW Arena show doesn't seem to have anything spectacular lined up. Two squashes, a Teddy Hart/Kaos match (but i'm not sure how into the Hart character I am yet), a deathmatch with a seemingly obvious outcome, likewise for the TV title rematch. The Tag Title match seems as though it will be the most interesting part of the show, but i'm also expecting a random big debut or something else to grab my attention.

[DMN in the House]

XPW Arena Show

Saturday, August 26th, 2006

Hosted by Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera

LIVE at the XPW Arena in Los Angeles, California

Paid Attendance of 415

Before taping for the DVD release began, Kayotic Kyd, in his singles debut thanks to the injury to his partner Luda Kash, defeated an unnanounced, unnamed masked wrestler with a top rope leg drop in a match that was mostly a chance for Kyd to show what he could do as a singles wrestler. All went well, and most concerned felt it was a solid, if unspectacular, showing, but that Kyd will need to work on his singles psychology.

When taping started, Kriss Kloss and Larry Rivera opened the show in the ring, thanking the fans for coming, and promising some blood, sweat, and tits tonight. It should be noted that the ring is already set up for the Supreme/Corp. Robinson deathmatch, which opens tonight's action. I Disappear by Metallica hits, as the Owner of XPW, Rob Black himself, makes an appearance in XPW Arena!

Black also thanks the fans for coming, saying that XPW is out to prove the haters wrong, and tonight is just another step forward in shoving it in their faces. He officially announces both the XPW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, and the King of the Deathmatch, which was common knowledge to those that check out the XPW website, XPWrestling.com. He says that what happens tonight will make and break people's chances of getting into either of those tournaments, and that he expects tonight to fucking kill whatever the fucks back east have planned. Black then tells Kloss and Rivera that there's been enough talking, its time to get to the fucking violence, as the crowd cheers, and chants 'X-P-W!'.

Corp. Robinson and Supreme put on what many considered to be a sub-standard match for these two men, both in their preferred enviroments, as, although the violence and bloodshed was of a high standard, the psychology just wasn't there, as this match was really just punch, kick, weapons shot, bump. In what turned into a 15 minute excercise in brutality, both men took turns breaking light tubes, pulling thumbtacks out of their bodies, and seeing just how much barbwire a human body could withstand. The saving grace of the match was a bump that saw Corp. Robinson get tossed over the top strand of wire, onto a table which held a tray of thumbtacks and lighttubes, but even that wasn't enough to end the match, as Robinson fought back, nailing Supreme flush in the face with a lighttube! By the end of the match, both men were bleeding profusely, and the only thing that ended the match was a Tombstone Piledriver by Supreme that put Corporal Robinson headfirst through a stack of lighttubes! Supreme celebrated his victory in his usual fashion, standing on the ropes, flipping off the XPW crowd.

Winner: Supreme

45,33,57

As the live audience got an intermission with a live local metal band, the fans who ordered the DVD were treated to a promo featuring Chris Hamrick and Tracy Smothers. The duo, known as Southern Comfort, basically spent their time complaining about how XPW had decided to put 'spics and faggots' in a match for the XPW World Tag Team Titles, while forgetting the best damn tag team this side of the Mason-Dixon line, obviously referring to Mexico's Most Wanted and Youthanazia. Hamrick then promised that Southern Comfort would be making their prescence felt, sooner rather than later, even if they couldn't be there tonight. The scene ended with Tracy Smothers waving the Confederate flag, as the two spat out a few more racial slurs about the teams going head to head for the titles.

When intermission ended, the fans in XPW Arena, and around the world on DVD where treated to the lovely sight of Lizzy Borden, who was again accompanied by her 'present', SLAVE. Lizzy put SLAVE over heavily, predicting that this match would last about as long as the fans would in bed with her, before challenging Homeless Jimmy to 'come out here and get your ass kicked'. Jimmy obliged, twitching and pushing his shopping cart as always, only to be greeted by a big boot from SLAVE. That was the beginning of the end, as, aside from a few moments of weapons filled fury, Homeless Jimmy was on the wrong side of a beatdown that ended when he got Powerbombed over the top rope onto his shopping cart, then thrown back in the ring by Lizzy herself for a second Powerbomb, after which SLAVE covered Jimmy for the three count. Post-squash, Lizzy climbed in the ring to pose all over her 'present', much as she did on XPW TV.

Winner: SLAVE

35,18,53

After the ring was cleared, the 'International Super Stud' Julio Dinero made his entrance, slapping hands with the fans, and woo'ing the few ladies in attendance. Dinero got on the stick, calling out the XPW World Television Champion Machete, and proclaiming that he wasn't just going to take his title tonight, he was going to take his woman too. Machete's music hit, and the champ came out with the title over his shoulder, and a mic in his hand, his woman, Shelly Martinez by his side. Machete said that he didn't think that was going to happen, considering that, since this wasn't televisied, he didn't feel like defending his title tonight. Dinero went to respond, but before he could, Machete said that he did feel like kicking the 'International Super Stud's' ass tonight! Machete then handed his title over to Martinez, and the duo made their way to ringside.

Machete and Dinero fought in a match that was slightly better than the one they had earlier in the week on XPW TV, and showed that, against the right opponents, Machete could have a watchable match, unlike the defense he had against Corporal Robinson. In this one, Machete was in clear control, really using the wide open nature of the XPW style to his advantage, as he busted out tables, chairs, and a ladder to punish Julio. Dinero was able to fight back when he ducked a ladder shot, and suplexed Machete, then went to the top, only to get pushed off by Martinez, which put both men down on the mat. Machete was up first, using a chair to beat the hell out of Dinero, who rolled from the ring, was followed, and the two brawled around ringside, until Machete got his bell rung on the steel post, and Dinero threw him back in. More catch as catch can weapon filled wrestling, and it looked like Machete had Dinero set up, as he went for the Superkick with Dinero holding a chair, but Dinero dodged. Dinero missed with the chair shot, and Martinez got involved in the match again, tossing Machete the XPW World Television Title, but the belt shot missed as well, and Dinero nailed Machete in the gut with the ladder, before nailing the Crushin' Legsweep ONTO the ladder to secure the pinfall in what turned out to be a non-title bout. Post match Dinero posed with the XPW World Television Title, before throwing it on top of the prone Machete, and telling him that come hell or high water, that belt was going to go around the waist of the 'International Super Stud'!

Winner: Julio Dinero

48,34,64

On the DVD, Dan Maff was in the back, on his way to the ring. Along the way, he badmouths his opponents, and once again speaks about the people who used to be his friends back east. He says that XPW is all about proving who's best, and that the punks back east know that the best come to Los Angeles. Before he hits the curtain, he also promises that next month, in the XPW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament at Reign in Blood, he was going to bring home the gold.

Another Body Murdered by Faith No More w/ Boo Ya Tribe sounds out as the heavy hitter from the East Coast, Dan Maff, makes his entrance, paying little attention to the crowd, fully focused on killing motherfuckers in the ring and proving the people that doubted and forgot about him wrong. His dual opponents for the night Josh Abercrombie and Glenn Spectre make their entrance together, although its clear that they don't really get along, as they take totally different approaches to their interaction with the fans, with Abercrombie slapping hands, and Spectre jeering them. Once in the ring however, they look like a much more cohesive unit, as they take it to the larger Maff, using the typical XPW route of weapon shots. However, despite their best attempts to end the match early, Maff's strong style soon proves to be too much for the two young wrestlers, as he drops Spectre on his head on the cement outside with a belly to belly suplex, then slams Abercrombie on top of him. Maff then shows that he can hang with the XPW style by busting Abercrombie open with some leftover barbwire from the opener! Spectre attempts to take him out from behind, but a kick sends him sprawling, and when he's thrown into the ring he finds himself on the wrong end of a chair assisted Yakuza kick! Maff then pulls Abercrombie, who had been stumbling around in his own blood at ringside, into the ring, and after a kick to the guy, drops him headfirst onto Spectre with a massive Burning Hammer that draws a mild 'X-P-W' chant from the crowd. Afterwards Maff takes the mic, once again affirming that he plans to take the XPW World Heavyweight Title next month at the Grand Olympic Auditorium.

Winner: Dan Maff

43,23,63

On the DVD, Teddy Hart is backstage, along with GQ Money and the ever lovely Valentina. The trio confirm that this is indeed the NEW and IMPROVED Enterprise, and that tonight, and forevermore, they're going to prove that Kaos is a 'punk bitch'. Teddy then goes on a rant about how he's going to nail Kaos with 'moonsault after moonsault' tonight, until he wins with a 'submission via moonsault'. O...k... yeah. GQ was in his normal hyperactive mode, and he seemed really incensed about what he considered a betrayal of his friendship by Kaos, and said that he didn't want it to be this way, but Kaos made his choice, and now the Enterprise was going to do what it had to do.

Following the DVD insert, it was finally time for the match that many fans were anticipating, based on the fact that the history between these two teams, and with deference to their respective styles, it was almost a sure thing that it would be the best wrestling match on the card tonight. Damien 666 and Halloween, Mexico's Most Wanted were out first, interacting with the fans, and waving a Mexican flag, which got a nice cheer from some of the Hispanic fans in the audience. Their opponents seemed more focused on the task at hand, and less willing to play to the crowd, as Youthanazia, Josh Prohibition and 'Iron' Matt Cross made their way to the ring, with Prohibition removing his silver 'Jason' mask along the way. Once in the ring, the two teams actually shook hands, before the bell was rung. The match itself turned out to be exactly what it was expected to be, as the two teams stole the show by repeatedly putting their bodies on the line in order to take home the XPW World Tag Team Titles. The more experienced MMW were able to control the opening of the match, as Damien 666 and Matt Cross went through a series of nearfall and hold exchanges, but a tag and a suplex by J-Pro changed the complexion of the match, as Youthanazia took over, looking to be the first team to claim three XPW World Tag Team Title reigns. Atypical of a XPW match, no weapons made their way into the ring, but the foursome still amazed the crowd with matching suicide dives, as Damien 666 went after J-Pro at the same time Cross was going arial after Halloween, in a spot that brought about more 'X-P-W' chants! When the action was in the ring, J-Pro seemed to dominate, although he was never quite able to nail either the T-Bone Prohibition-Plex or the Drunken Driver, as he set up for each several times, only to have the move countered, as the vets had him well scouted! The finish came as Halloween slid under J-Pro in the ring, tripping him up and slapping a camel clutch on him as Matt Cross tried to come off the top turnbuckle to the outside on Damien 666, missed, crashing and burning on the guardrail, allowing Damien to slip back into the ring to nail the helpless J-Pro in the face with a dropkick, before Halloween turned him over into a pinning predicament as Mexico's Most Wanted took home the titles for a record third time! After the match, Mexico's Most Wanted offered Youthanazia another handshake, only to have the losers turn their backs and leaves. After a brief moment, both champions shrugged, then climbed to the turnbuckles to celebrate their victory!

Winner(s) and NEW XPW World Tag Team Champions: Mexico's Most Wanted (Halloween p. Prohibition)

69,50,89

After the ring had been cleared, Josh Lazie made his entrance to Firemass by Danzig. Lazie took the mic and said that it was time for him to introduce the man that he had brought to be the next dominate force in XPW, and even though he was sure that no one in the back had the balls to face his client, the former stockholder was going to issue an open challenge anyway. Aqua's single hit, Barbie Girl hit in the XPW Arena, and the crowd gave a warm welcome to 'The Hardcore Homo' Angel, who came out with a mic of his own, saying that he was never afraid of taking on another man, no matter how big he was, making sure that everyone caught the double entendre. Lazie told him that he'd be fine, saying that if the fag wanted to get his ass kicked, it didn't mean shit to him. When he finished speaking Stay Fly by Three 6 Mafia sounded out, and Jamal Fatu stepped through the curtain!

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The former UMAGA, his hair now braided in cornrows, wearing the bandannas and jersey top he had worn in TNA, stepped down to the ring, adjusting the gloves he was wearing as he did. Once in the ring, he challenged Angel to hit him, which the XPW favorite did, although it seemed to have little effect. Jamal then went to work, whipping 'The Hardcore Homo' across the ring as Lazie slid to the outside. Jamal flattened Angel with a body block, and it looked like he was going to make quick work in his XPW debut, when Angel nailed him with a low blow that changed the match completely. Jamal soon found out what makes XPW the most violent company in professional wrestling today, as Angel introduced a steel chair to his face, but it didn't seem to be the smaller man's night, as Jamal took everything Angel had and gave it right back, as the two brawled around the arena in a match that showed that Jamal had what it took to be considered a legit competitor in XPW. Angel was able to bust open the big man though, as he nailed him with a droptoe hold to the edge of the chair, then went for a quick pin, but the big man just threw Angel off his chest. The finish was a cool spot, however, as a table had been brought into the ring, and following a Samoan Drop, Jamal positioned Angel on the table, and climbed to the top rope, putting Angel through the table with a huge 187 Splash to gain victory in his XPW debut!

Winner: Jamal Fatu

56,51,62

Following the match, Josh Lazie climbed back into the ring with a microphone, and began talking on behalf of Jamal, before Jamal took the mic, and pushed Lazie out of the way, saying that Lazie was only here to book his matches, and that he'd do his talking for himself. He said it was good to not have to paint up his body and put a fucking bone in his nose to collect a paycheck, and now that he was in Xtreme Pro Wrestling, he was going to let everyone see just how violent he could be. He said tonight was just the beginning, and that he was sure that the right people would take notice, and put him in the XPW World Heavyweight Championship Tournament, before telling Lazie to 'get on that'. Jamal then said that the XPW fans could expect to see a lot more of him in the future, because he wasn't going anywhere but straight to the top.

Fans watching the DVD were treated to one final promo before the night's main event, as Kaos was doing his final preparations before heading to the ring to take on Teddy Hart. While he laced up his boots, he talked about all the good times that he had had in The Enterprise, and that, even though that was in the past, he thought he could count on GQ Money as a friend, but he had been proven wrong. He said that it wasn't him who decided to end the friendship, but GQ, and that if he had to go through every piece of shit Hart there was left to prove that, then he would. He then said he hoped he could end it tonight, and move on, but somehow he didn't think it was going to end until he ended The Enterprise. The promo ended with a knock on Kaos' lockeroom door informing him that it was time for his match.

Teddy Hart was out first, accompanied by GQ Money and Valentina. Apparently, Teddy's been taking notes from AJ Styles, as he came out in a hooded shirt, moving from side to side like a boxer as GQ played him up to the crowd. Once in the ring, Hart threw back the hood, as the other members of The Enterprise made him the center of attention. In contrast, when Rock Superstar hit, Kaos made his entrance alone, standing in the aisle for a moment, soaking up the cheers from the XPW faithful. 'The Rock Superstar' finally headed down to the ring, where he took off his sunglasses, handing them to a ring attendant, before climbing into the ring. As GQ Money and Valentina retreated, Kaos got right up in the face of Teddy Hart, and the two started jawing, before Hart slapped Kaos hard across the face! Kaos looked back at him in anger, there was a pause, then the two locked up, starting what turned out to be a bit of a suprising match, as the two matched up pretty well, and had what was regarded as the second best match of the night. Throughout the match, it was clear that Kaos' strategy was to ground Hart, who kept trying high risk moves to put the XPW stalwart away. At one point, Kaos had Hart in an elevated Texas cloverleaf, and was yelling at GQ Money, but Hart was able to break the hold, thanks to a chair assist from Valentina. From there, Hart took control, working the leg of Kaos, then heading up top, where he nailed a picture perfect moonsault, but wasn't content with trying to put the match away here, heading back up, only to crash and burn on the mat. At a later point, Kaos looked to have the match put away when he nailed a Kaostrify, his version of the Blockbuster, only to have GQ Money break up the count. By then, Kaos had had enough, and went to the outside, chasing GQ Money around the ring, right into a chairshot by Hart! The three members of The Enterprise then began to beat down on Kaos, who only escaped by pulling Valentina in front of him, which left GQ Money loathe to hit him. Hart was able to come up behind him however, and, after forcing Kaos to let go of the hottie to fight him off, nailed Kaos with a German suplex on the outside! Teddy then rolled Kaos back into the ring, and climbed up top, but jumped down when Kaos stirred. Hart got caught with a suplex from Kaos, and both men were down in the middle of the ring, with The Enterprise pounding the mat, trying to get their man to his feet. The finish came when both men struggled to their feet, with Hart trying a clothesline that was ducked, and getting caught with a superkick, only for Kaos to turn around, right into a HUGE chairshot by GQ Money, followed by a Cash Flow onto the chair by his former friend, as Valentina distracted the referee. Hart followed up with a Hart Attack that put this tainted victory away.

Winner: Teddy Hart

66,51,81

The night, and DVD ended with The Enterprise, arms raised, standing over a prone and bloody Kaos.

Overall: 55

[billyzzz80]

So no Webb, Pogo, or Darlin. Just more typical XPW not coming through on their promises. Anyway I'm enjoying this diary, that was a pretty good "smaller" type of event.

[Michael]

Nice little event there although Kaos needs to catch a fucking break and be put over. He busted his ass off for XPW and was one of their shining lights for a long time before, I hope now Hart is used as a catalyst to put the dude over to World Title contention.

I'm loving SLAVE by the way but that's probably just because I'm a mark for Borden and her big boys. Machete bores me, as does Julio Dinero, but Jamal Fatu could be good as long as he doesn't squash the shit out of everything put in front of him, seeing as we already got SLAVE to do that. Or perhaps Fatu and SLAVE could feud with Borden and Lazie on the sidelines? Who knows?

Glad you kept the belts on an extablished XPW tag team. MMW were always a phenomenally entertaining team who could adapt to whoever they fought which was pretty much a neccessity in XPW. Supreme goes on but he needs some decent deathmatch competition here. Can I get me some Necro Butcher?

So yeah, continue, this is great.

[TOG]

That was fucking excellent. I am still chucking over "submission via Moonsault". I got the cheap ex-WWE star debut I wanted, and Michael's idea of feuding Jamal and SLAVE seems inevitable, which would turn out quite awesome I think.

I'm quite into the Machete character, personally. I think he's one of the brightest points of shows, the only problem is it seems as though your roster is overflowing with badasses. You have Machete, SLAVE, Jamal, and to some extent Supreme and Dan Maff. It may be tough to book around.

I liked the main event, I wasn't sure how Teddy Hart could possibly go over, but this continues to make the feud far more about GQ Money than Hart, which is a good thing.

Looking forward to the XPW title tournament, though I have very little interest in the KOTD tourney. Hm.