Extreme Grappling Association

[Danny George]

Predictions

KingOfKings24 - 2

Gareth7 - 3

I'll PM you, Gareth with your prize!

[Danny George]

Post Pussycat Dolls Live! on EGA.com

Tuesday 24th October 2006 - My Computer

Rankings

Name - Wins - Losses

1. Konrad 4-1

2. The Fridge 4-2

2. Billy Bob 4-2

4. Victor Moraslav 3-2

5. Blake Gunn 2-3

6. Marco The Great 1-4

7. Grace Divine 0-6

Overness Updates

Name - Last Month - Overness - Difference

1. Billy Bob - 1 - 38 - +9

2. Marco The Great - 3 - 26 - +9

3. Konrad - 2 - 25 - +3

4. Grace Divine - 4 - 9 - -2

5. Victor Moraslav - 6 - 4 - +4

6. The Fridge - 6 - 3 - +/-

7. Blake Gunn - 6 - 1 - +1

Edited January 25, 2007 by Danny George

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

Loving this. It is awesome. Give Billy Bob the push of a lifetime. Everybody likes Billy Bob. Make grace face. (I think she is heel). Change Marco's Gimmick and name. Once again. More Billy Bob push.

[Danny George]

Im just turning Grace and have a big idea. Billy Bob is just about to leave because he is too over for a backyard fed lol.

[Toasterovenmakingtoast]

People leave because of that? I thought that they just didn't re-sign.

[Danny George]

I'm not too sure but I think thats what happens

[Danny George]

I Beg Your Pizzardon?

Monday 30th October 2006 - Dorm Room

Me: Ok boy..Dude, where is Cam?

Blake: Dunno, eh. Probably still at work.

Phone Rings.

Me: Talk to me.

???: Hey Dan. It's Cam

Me: Dude, where waiting on you. Remember? EGA meeting?

Cam: Yeah, yeah. I know.

Me: So come back here man.

Cam: Uhh. I'm a bit busy. Business you know

Me: What kind of business

Cam: None of your business

Me: Dude what the fuck?

Cam: Blake there?

Me: Yep here

Blake: Whats cooking good lookin?

Cam: Uhh well i'm not going to tell Danny just yet but I've got a guy who wants to wrestle for us...

Blake: And you want me to stall him until you get here with the new guy.

Cam: Exactly

Blake: He better be good

Cam: Good Looking or Good Wrestler

Blake What do you take me for?

Cam: A homo?

Blake: I'm not a homo. Im a metro

Cam: Define metro

Blake: I like to take care of myself and I like to look good

Cam: Dude you do your eyebrows

Blake: Shut up! Have you got a definition for me

Cam: Infact I do

Blake: Bring it then

Cam: Gay on the streets, straight in the sheets

Blake: FUCK YOU MAN!

Cam: Ok Carson. Dont get your perfectly sculpted pubes in a knot

Blake: OH YOU ARE SOO DEAD!

Cam: Stall him man, I'm coming

Blake hangs up the phone and turns around slowly to see me standing behind him, hands on hips.

Blake: Danny. My man. Danny Boy

Me: Whats with the yelling?

Blake: Cams total lack of respect

Me: For what?

Blake: EGA and my hair

Me: Ok dude. Whats Up with Cam.

Blake: Dunno right. He'll be here in a few.

A 'Few' Later

Cam: Whats up fellas.

Me: Finally

Blake: Sup Assjockey

Cam: Boys, this is Mack Daddy Vanilla

Mack Daddy Vanilla: Wassup Yo

Blake: Uhhh

Me: ....

Cam: He wants to wrestle for us

Me: Uhh Cam. Kitchen. Now

Blake: So Mr. Vanilla

MDV: Call me MDV. Whats crackin' Homie.

Blake: Im Blake

MDV: B-Lizze

Blake: If you want...

In The Kitchen

Me: What the fuck are you thinking? You know where low on dough. Fuck I mean where not so posh with the dosh. Fuckin rap!

Cam: Calm down mate. Just give him a go

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE GOING TO DO? RHYME THEM TO DEATH?

Cam: Dude. Would you pay to see this bloke get beaten up

Me: Ahhh. Great thinking dude. He is in.

Back in the Living Room

Me: Mack Daddy V.

MDV: Waddup Son?

Me: We are going to put you on a 3 month trial ok guy.

MDV: No worries...

Me: Danny.

MDV: D-Fanny.

Me: Danny is fine.

MDV: No doubt playa.

Me: Danny

MDV: My bad

Me: 19th November. Denver Uni Lecture Hall. 6pm sharp

MDV: Pfft. Or what

Me: How does EGA Roster vs. Mack Daddy Vanilla sound to you

MDV: You said six?

Me: Sharp

MDV: OK homies im out. B-Lizzle. Big Caz Dawg. Danny

All: Bye

It'll work

[Danny George]

Gold Rush

19th November 2006, University of Denver Lecture Hall

The Fridge vs. Marco The Great

'The Metro One' Blake Gunn vs. Konrad

Debut Match

Mack Daddy Vanilla vs. 'The Metro One' Blake Gunn

Grace Divine vs. Marco The Great

SEMI MAIN EVENT

EGA Championship Number One Contender

Konrad vs. The Fridge

Konrad and Fridge where both defeated in the semi-finals of the EGA Title tournament. The winner will get a shot at the title next month.

MAIN EVENT

EGA Championship Match

Victor Moraslav vs. 'Black and Blue' Billy Bob

Vic and Black and Blue have fought there way through EGA's best to get to the big one and neither man expects to lose.

Edited January 26, 2007 by Danny George

[Danny George]

Double Post Sorry

Edited January 26, 2007 by Danny George