World Wrestling Entertainment 2006

[SmokeouT]

WWE Friday Night Smackdown!

June 16, 2006

Smackdown! begins and The Naturals are in the ring. They made their debut and won their contracts in a match with The Great Khali and Daivari.

"We just want to thank Theadore Long for giving us a great opportunity last week. Thanks playa... anyway we aren't just going to be another tag team on Smackdown!, we are The Naturals. We are going to take every team out and make out way to the top of the division. We are here for one reason, well two reasons. First thing is of course we want to win the tag titles and be the most dominant team on Smackdown! Hell, the most dominant team in this business. The second thing is... we can finally hold our heads up high and not worry about Jeff Jarrett taking all the glory or the damn X division taking all the thunder. We are here and we are here to stay, so watch out Smackdown!"

69, Andy Douglas gained overness from this segment. Chase Stevens gained overness from this segment.

The Naturals vs. The Pitbulls

Noble and Kash hit the ring and begin to brawl with the two new-comers. Kash takes Douglas over the top rope with a clothes line. Noble and Stevens begin the match in the ring. Noble takes Stevens down with a back heel kick. Noble whips Stevens into the corner, but Stevens came back with a huge clothes line. Stevens went to the top rope and connects with a nice splash. Noble kicks out at the two count and Stevens makes the tag to his partner, Andy Douglas. They whips Noble into the ropes and hits him with a big double back drop!! Noble lands hard on the canvas. Douglas makes the cover, but Noble kicked out again. Douglas whips Noble into the ropes, but Noble ducks a clothes line attempt and takes Douglas out with a stiff kick to the jaw. Noble makes the tag to Kash. Kash heads to the top rope and Douglas makes it to his feet. Kash comes off and lands on his shoulders. Kash lands the hurricanranna, but Stevens was in to make the save. Kash now whips Douglas into his corner and tags Noble in. They double team Douglas in the corner. The Putbulls pick Douglas up and go for the double suplex, but Stevens is in and chops the knee of Kash. Douglas manuvers his body and lands on Noble. Stevens throws Kash over the top rope and taunts to the crowd. The Naturals hit Noble with the Natural Disaster!!!! Douglas makes the cover and they pick up their second win, on Smackdown! The Pitbulls aren't done as they attack The Naturals after the match. They send The Naturals to the outside and both teams talk shit as we cut to a commercial.

Winners: The Naturals

79, 65, 94

<<<<Commercial>>>>

Gregory Helms is in the back:

"thank you everybody, I know I'm the shit and you all know it to. Teddy you have thrown almost all of you cruiserweights into the ring with me and they have all failed to take this title from me. Who did you give me tonight, Smackdown! greatest announcer... Funaki. Who the hell would've thought Funaki would've lasted this long. I mean c'mon TAKA was the man running their tag team and once he was gone, Funaki you should've lost all hope. Tonight, I'm going to show everybody on Smackdown! and Teddy Long himself who the dominant Cruiserweight is around here. Now choke on that.. bitches."

66

Funaki vs. Gregory Helms ©

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

Both men lock up to begin the match, but Helms takes the advantage with an inzeguri. Helms climbs to the second rope and comes off with a shoulder block, to put Funaki down. Helms bounces off the ropes and connects with a quick running leg drop. Funaki ducks a clothes line and takes Helms down with a drop kick. Funaki pulls Helms into the corner and climbs to the second rope. Funaki goes for a tornado ddt out of the corner, but Helms pushes him off. Helms doesn't hesitate and connects with the Shining Wizard!!! Helms plays to the crowd and picks Funaki up... Nightmare on Helms Street!!! 1...2...3!!! This match is over and Helms retains his WWE Cruiserweight title.

Winner: Gregory Helms ©

76, 64, 88, The WWE Cruiserweight title has gained in image.

<<<<Commercial>>>>

Paul London w/ Brian Kendrick vs. Petey Williams w/ Eric Young

London slides into the ring and Williams doesn't even give him a chance to stand, before jumping on him. Williams hits London with a great swinging neck breaker. Williams plants London with a viscous ddt and makes the cover. London kicked out before the three count. Williams climbs to the top rope and comes off with a cross body. London hits him with a drop kick, while Petey was still in mid-air!!! Petey is sitting up and London, flips over his body and snaps his neck back. 1...2... kick out!! London whips Petey into the corner and Petey reverses. Petey heads to the top rope with London. Williams jumps up and attempts a hurricanranna, but London turns it into a powerbomb!! Paul London now heads to the top rope, but Eric Young jumps onto the apron and shakes the ropes. London gets crotched on the top rope and Williams jumps up and hits him with a super arm drag! London makes it to his feet, but Williams has him.... Canadian Destroyer!! Petey makes the cover and picks up the win. Kendrick enters the ring to try and save his partner from a beat down, but Young enters the ring and hits him from behind. Petey then locked Kendrick in the Sharpshooter, while Eric heads to the top rope. Eric comes off with an elbow drop, while he is locked in the Sharpshooter!!!

Winner: Petey Williams

76, 60, 93

Petey Williams grabs the mic:

"London, Spanky listen to me!! We come from a long list of Canadian wrestlers, who have done it all. Think of the Hart's, Chris Benoit, Lance Storm, Edge & Christian, and Chris Jericho. All of these men have held titles in this industry. Well, we are the new Canadian breed around here and we are going to make our start with the WWE Tag Titles. So Paul, Brian get ready because we will see you at The Great American Bash this Sunday!!"

Eric Young has a huge smile on his face and tells Williams to pick London up. Eric then bent down and ripped one right in his face. Young began to laugh histerically and both men left the champs in the ring.

66, Young gained overness from this segmant.

<<<<Commercial>>>>

Daivari was in the back with The Great Khali. Daivari spoke first...

"Undertaker, we are just two days from your doom!! Hahaha!! Imagine every horrible action ever done to, remember the suffering that Kane put you through. Remember being buried alive, Undertaker, grasping for air as they filled the dirt onto you. That is nothing compared to what The Great Khali is going to do to you, Undertaker!! You are in fact going to die in the Punjabi Prison Match!!"

Khali grabbed the mic from Daivari and ended the interview....

"Der di Der!!!! Umberbaker ill die!!! Der di der!!"

71, The Great Khali gained overness from this match.

Ken Kennedy vs. Matt Hardy

Kennedy came out and did his usual entance, announcing himself. Matt Hardy came down to the ring and entered and Kennedy begins to talk trash to try a syke out his opponent. Kennedy went for a right hand, but Hardy blocked it and sent Kennedy down with one of his own. Hardy then connects with a full nelson slam. 1...2.. no Kennedy was able to kick out. Hardy now whips Kennedy into the ropes and gets him a sleeper. Kennedy grabs Hardy's head and drops him down for a jaw breaker. Kennedy stomps on Matt while he is down and steps on the back of his head. Kennedy picks Matt up and hits him with a stiff ddt. Ken makes the cover, but Matt is quick to kick out. Kennedy picks Matt up and whips him into the ropes. Kennedy takes Matt down with a sickining forearm! Kennedey now sends Matt into the corner and sets him up for the Green Bay Plunge!! Matt knocks him off the top rope and connects with a leg drop! Kennedy makes it to his feet and Hardy hits him with the Full Effect!!! Kennedy got his foot on the ropes. Joey Mathew comes from the crowd and slides into the ring with a chair!! Mathews drops the chair, as Matt attacks Mathews!! Hardy knocks Joey to the outside and the ref. follows, making to sure he leaves the area. Kennedy has the chair and Matt turns right into a brutal chair shot!!! Ken now heads to the top rope and connects with the Kenton Bomb!!! 1..2..3!!! Kennedy has picked up another win on Smackdown!! Mathews enters the ring and waits for Hardy to get to his feet. Virginia Necktie!!!! Mathews takes Hardy out and he has gained an advantage leading into Sunday's PPV Event.

Winner: Ken Kennedy

75, 75, 76

<<<<Commercial>>>>

Sharmell and King Booker are in the back. "All Hail King Booker!!" Booker than begins to smile like a retard and begins to speak:

"Last week everyone saw I, King Bookaaaaa, send Rey Mysterio to the unemployment line! Although, he was a great threat to the King's throne, he will no longer be an issue. We will move onto a new issue!! That women in a man suit, Bobby Lashley. Lashley, you and me are no strangers to each other. This Sunday, when you step into the ring with, you will find out why, I am the King of the World... King Bookaaaaaa....Suckaaaaaa!!!!"

He then gets a crazed look on his face and said, "Baby, I think I just sharted!!!"

66, Booker T lost Overness.

Chris Benoit and Bobby Lashley vs Finlay and William Regal

Benoit and Finlay started this match and begin to tear into each other. Both men are agressively taking each other out with chops and variations of brawling. Benoit then hit Finlay with the Three Amigos, in memory of Eddie Guerrero. Benoit made the cover, but Regal broke up the pin. Finlay gained the advantage and knocked Benoit to the ground. Finlay dropped a couple of jumping knee drops, across the upper body of Benoit. Finlay pulls Benoit into his corner and tags in Regal. They double team him in the corner, while the ref. keeps Lashley back. Regal whips Benoit into the ropes, picks him up, and drops him throat first across the top rope. Regal goes for a clothes line, but Benoit ducked it. Benoit hit Regal with three, perfect German suplexes. Benoit makes the tag to Lahley and he comes in on fire!! Lashley takes it to both Regal and Finlay. Lashley clothes lined Finlay over the rope! Lashley then hit Regal with a full nelson slam. Lashley makes the cover, but Regal kicked out at the two. Lashley then hits Regal with an over the head belly to belly suplex. He makes the tag to Benoit and he heads to the top rope. Benoit comes off an nails Regal with the Flying Headbutt!!! He makes the cover, 1...2... no!!! Finlay pulls the referee under the ropes and breaks the count. King Booker comes running down to the ring and hits Lashley with a jumping side kick. Both men topple over the top rope and begin to fight into the crowd. Finlay grabs his shelaylie and cracks Benoit in the head with it. Finlay rolls the referee into the ring, as Regal makes the cover. 1...2...3!! Regal and Finlay have picked up the win in this one. We now cut to the backstage area, where King Booker and Lashley are brawling. Booker slams Lashley through a door in the back!! Randy Orton is in there and he attacks Lashley!!! Orton and Booker now beat down the fallen Lashley.

Winners: Finlay and William Regal

69, 72, 65, Lashley didn't sell in this match.

Mark Henry is in the back now with Krystal.

"Mark Henry this Sunday, at The Great American Bash, you will be in the ring with the man you put out of wrestling for six months. The man you cost the World Heavyweight Title. Do you have any comments?"

"Yeah for one thing, I shit bigger turds than Batista on a daily basis. You see, while he's been out 'rehabbing his injuries', I've been here dominating Smackdown! If he thinks he's gonna be able to step in the ring and stop this out of control train, then he's got another thing coming. After I take Batista out again, I will be the World Heavyweight Champion."

As he finishes his interview Batista shows up and they begin to brawl. Henry gets the best of him, when he hits him with the World's Strongest Slam on the concrete. Henry then laid Batista out onto a table and climbed a ladder, leaning against the wall. Henry comes off the ladder, whith the World's Strongest Splash through the table!! Batista has been destroyed!!!

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Overall Rating: 68

[SmokeouT]

WWE.com

Bobby Lashley has been warned on his recent match on Smackdown! He didn't sell his match and didn't really look like he was into it. He has earned a shot at The Great American Bash, to fight for the World Heavyweight tite. If his match at the PPV. looks anything like it did on Friday, then he will be taken off of Television for a while and sent to OVW, to learn to sell better.

Kid Kash has been sidelined with an injury during his match on Smackdown! Kash has fractured his arm and will be out for two months.

Smackdown! General Manager, Theadore Long has invited someone from another company to join Smackdown! He has stated that this man will make his debut this Sunday, in a WWE Cruiserweight title match, against Gregory Helms ©.

Great American Bash

Card subject to Change

World Heavyweight Championship

Bobby Lashley vs. King Booker © w/ Sharmell

Batista vs. Mark Henry

Punjabi Prison Match

The Great Khali w/ Daivari vs. The Undertaker

WWE United States Championship

Chris Benoit vs. Finlay ©

Joey Mathews vs. Matt Hardy

WWE Tag Team Championship

Petey Williams/Eric Young vs. Paul London/Brian Kendrick ©

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

????? ????? vs. Gregory Helms ©

Plus, an exclusive interview with Randy Orton.

Please post your predictions for the first PPV.

Edited August 15, 2006 by SmokeouT

[Sam_Van_619]

World Heavyweight Championship

Bobby Lashley vs. King Booker © w/ Sharmell

Easy victory for Booker.

Batista vs. Mark Henry

This should set up nicely for a World title challenge at Summerslam.

Punjabi Prison Match

The Great Khali w/ Daivari vs. The Undertaker

Khali rules in this diary. Have him win this and then give him his own interview segment.

WWE United States Championship

Chris Benoit vs. Finlay ©

Just because.

Joey Mathews vs. Matt Hardy

Hardy is teh jobber.

WWE Tag Team Championship

Petey Williams/Eric Young vs. Paul London/Brian Kendrick ©

Naturals to attack post-match.

WWE Cruiserweight Championship

????? ????? vs. Gregory Helms ©

Because Helms kicks all kinds of ass.

[Original_Prankster]

Your fed sucks and its not even realistic.....You Suck.

[SmokeouT]

Sorry this is taking so long, but I've been studing for a socieology test and writing this stupid paper for English, but the Great American Bash should be up soon.

Edited August 19, 2006 by SmokeouT

[SmokeouT]

Just think of this as the pre PPV show.

Lance Hoyt vs. Matt Striker

Hoyt entered the ring and this is a very big guy. Next out came the school teacher Matt Striker. Hoyt took it to Striker hip tossing him almost to the other side of the ring. Striker tried to come off the top rope with a cross body, but Hoyt caught him and slammed him to the ring. Hoyt stood back and waited for him to stand. Hoyt then took him out with the Boot from Hell!! He picked him up and then hit him with the Blackout and picked the easy victory. Remember this is just a dark match.

Winner: Lance Hoyt

[Guest The Legend]

Your fed sucks and its not even realistic.....You Suck.

[JStarr]

Closed and moved to the deep Web.