Commercials

[Guest Chasing Ringy]

Why do they suck?

I mean, we used to have vaguely amusing commercials a couple of years ago, like Ikea or the whole MAKE 7UP YOURS and stuff like that but nowadays, it's completely shit.

The only decent commercial in the past year I've seen was the V-dub German Auto Engineers one, everything else sucks dick.

Like that fucking Future Shop commercial they air over and over where the two guys are talking about the latest sale and all they've done is have that voice-over mention the newest sale over the two guys talking. I'd like it if the person who created that commercial died. It makes me never want to go to Future Shop ever again.

Or all those fucking irritating ones about that shitty deodorant you spray on yourself, and all the chicks are like ZOMG ME WANT FUCK YOU. Oh and all the McDonald commercials ever. I'm loving it? I'd like you to die. And Old Navy. Oh my, people are dancing and singing over clothes that look like shit. And iPod commercials can go away as well. Oh and Delissio. If some bitch told me "its not delivery, it's Delissio", I'd stick her head in an oven.

Don't get me wrong, they're not all god awful, but the vast majority of them make me want to gouge my eyes out.

So, yes. Share the hate of commercials. Especially the ones where the chick is like OMG I HAVE MY PERIOOOOD or hair adverts. Fucking hair adverts.

[ROC]

No, the worst commercial ever has to be the car commercial with that annoying as shit song with awful trumpet noises and shit. GOD, IT MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.

[Kaney]

Car insurance commercials for women.

Man: I are watching football!

Woman: Because my car insurance is less, I can afford to buy a television on which I let you watch football! Your entire enjoyment depends on how little I pay everytime I smash my car into random bushes because I'm a shit driver! And so on! Women are great! Hurrah!

Fucking car insurance commercials for women.

Except Sheilas Wheels, the one where the Aussie bloke starts singing and flashing the crowd. But all the rest.

Edited August 22, 2006 by Kaney O'Doom~!

[Guest Milpool]

I haven't set fut in Canadian Tire since they fired the Canadian Tire Guy, the Canadian Tire Guy's Wife, and the Canadian Tire Guy's Next-Door-Neighbour.

Those commercials may have been boring, but at least they had their brand down.

[Ananas]

For shame, Ringy. The Norm MacDonald Bell commercials are awesome.

[Guest Chasing Ringy]

For shame, Ringy. The Norm MacDonald Bell commercials are awesome.

[Farmer Reil]

The Honda adverts are class.

As are most beer adverts, especially Carlsberg, Fosters and John Smith's.

Oh, and of course the Coke Zero ads.

Edited August 22, 2006 by TheReilDeal

[Ananas]

The Oatmeal Crisp commercials with the father trying to convince his kids not to eat his cereal are awesome.

"Is it Oatmeal or is it Cereal? Make up your mind!"

[Number of the Breast]

Car insurance commercials for women.

Man: I are watching football!

Woman: Because my car insurance is less, I can afford to buy a television on which I let you watch football! Your entire enjoyment depends on how little I pay everytime I smash my car into random bushes because I'm a shit driver! And so on! Women are great! Hurrah!

Fucking car insurance commercials for women.

Except Sheilas Wheels, the one where the Aussie bloke starts singing and flashing the crowd. But all the rest.

[Guest Milpool]

The Oatmeal Crisp commercials with the father trying to convince his kids not to eat his cereal are awesome.

"Is it Oatmeal or is it Cereal? Make up your mind!"

[Clawson]

My question is how the fuck do you go from the classic "I am Canadians" to "It Starts Here"? We should kill Coors for that.

[Guest Chasing Ringy]

My question is how the fuck do you go from the classic "I am Canadians" to "It Starts Here"? We should kill Coors for that.

[MDK]

The Sony Bravia advert is king.

[KRC]

I hate those Chevrolet commercials that feature the guy named "Johnny". If he were my friend i'd slap the shit out of him, he literally kills the joy that's in everyone of his friends by being completely lame.

The Philly Cheesestake commerical for McDonalds irritates me aswell, it could just be because of the people they chose to interview though.

Beatnik is right aswell, those Oatmeal Crisp commercials are brillant

Edited August 23, 2006 by KRC

[Guest Preston]

just turn over to a music channel in the break or something as yes commercials are annoying.

and does anyone else find that the commercials are always LOUDER than the programs?

[Psicosis]

Don't really pay much attention to ads. I have to admit I find the Harvey's ads quite clever however.

[ROC]

and does anyone else find that the commercials are always LOUDER than the programs?

[Number of the Breast]

Only 10%? I could've sworn most of them are at least 20%.

[fineintent]

I hate the one about scented tampons?

Who the fuck wants a scented tampon?

[Number of the Breast]

It might make their vaginas less smelly? I dunno, it's a stupid idea.