Zero Cipher

[K]

Are the greatest band in the world.

Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. Ravey has heard of them, that means he and I are the best.

45 Minutes of Fairy Tale Endings is the best album on the planet. It comes packed with an EP called 45rpm for a grand total of FIVE english pounds. That also makes it the best bargain ever.

They have a guy on scratching. Best band position ever. His name is Barnaby. BARNABY. That is the best name ever.

I've seen them live, when BARNABY is doing his scratching he wears little lasers on his fingers for absolutely no reason. That is the best gimmick ever.

That's more best things than you can shake a stick at.

If you live in London, head on down to Mr CD and pick it up for a fiver,

If not, get it on amazon for fourteen quid

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B...1207564-5253220

Still well worth it.

[Emperor Fuckshit]

Both of these things:

His name is Barnaby.

[Johnny Drama]

ive never seen them live unfortunatly but i might make my way down to derby in october as my mates band are playing with them, awesome! Ive known of them for about 2 years now absolute legends.

[K]

You have booked to attend ZERO CYPHER at Upstairs @ Garage, London on WEDNESDAY 15/02/2006 at 19.30

Burn

[Farmer Reil]

Are there any days in February not taken up by gigs yet, Keith?

[K]

Btw you're coming with me to see Fozzy the day after Dragonforce.

Kthxbye

[Cactus Drags]

But it me from Mr CD, then we're square for the Trivium ticket.

Also, I need pictures of the laser fingers.

[K]

fuck off, I already paid you for the Trivium ticket

... didn't I?

This should make you battle royal nerds wet your pants

http://www.zerocipher.net/co.uk/v2/images/wallpaper_2.jpg

[Cactus Drags]

You gave me £10. It cost £15. You were five short cause I asked for the cash on short notice. Unless I'm just making shit up :/

[K]

I thought I had two twenties and a ten, so I gave you the ten, and gave you five when I got change after getting a round in :/

Unless I'm just making shit up?

Here's Barnaby... you can kind of see the Lasers.

[Cactus Drags]

I believe you're making shit up, I don't recall getting the five change. I could be wrong, but I don't remember.

Laserfingers is fucking cool, but he kind of looks like the fat bloke from Bowling For Soup.