Matt

Seems like Mike Ashley might try to save them. They currently have 5 players under contract, don't own their stadium and have a tax bill in the region of 30m which HMRC will want paid in full, if they don't get that then they'll start next season on -15. Gotta be honest, I don't see what Ashley sees in this but even if he does take them over and they're allowed to compete in league one this season they'll struggle to stay up.

Guess turkeys shouldn't vote for Christmas.

How's it looking over there Derby 😂😂😂😂

An undercooked burger that makes you shit through the eye of a needle the next day, a Bovril and a pint of lukewarm flat cheap lager.

Anything else is literally wrong.

27 minutes ago, Colly said:

I saw a tweet from a Liverpool fan account that said to offer £5m for Lewandowski plus £200m add ons if he wins Wimbledon. Sums it up pretty well.

Could lead to an interesting court case if they draw them in the cup

2 hours ago, Lineker said:

The Derby takeover has collapsed. 

None of those strike me as massive upsets, at best they're akin to Palace beating Liverpool or something

26 minutes ago, Bobfoc said:

Apparently, tear gas has been used.

Sounds preferably to the extra half hour of Jake Humphries

On 19/05/2022 at 12:49, Colly said:

24 week jail sentence for Johnny Headbutt. 

John Morrison really gets about

I don't know what a James Justin is but I'm glad Bowen has been included.

15 hours ago, 9 to 5 said:

Didn't know my cousin is swapping Ipswich for France.

Probably a different Paul Mitchell mate tbf

I mean he did fine with Sewer Rat and Neymar. I very much imagine he just doesn't give a toss.

I can definitely see him going to Newell's Old Boys after the world cup (well, more likely summer '23).

You can have Tyler Roberts for fuck all if that helps?

Apparently we've turned down a his for Raphinha from Barca.... So I expect that'll get done within a few weeks. It's a shame but I'd rather Barca take our best players than trading them to Norwich for Steve Morison. 

Hopefully he's the only one to go... You know outside of Roberts. And maybe Rodrigo if we can offload his wages.

16 hours ago, Szumi - A Polack said:

Brendan Aaronson is set to make his move to Leeds finally official as well. Happy to see by dear Medford Messi go from the Philly Union to the Premier League in under 18 months.

Hopefully the first of about half a dozen if not more. We need a left back, a right back, at least one central midfielder, a striker and a back up goalkeeper. Presumably on top of that we'll need a Raphinha replacement. I wouldn't be opposed to getting shut of Firpo either and replacing him with someone who can play football.

But most importantly Tyler Roberts needs to fuck off to Yeovil or Exeter or Rothwell Girls U11s or something.

23 minutes ago, Twist said:

Having seen the video there’s no intent on the fan’s part. His arms are up, he doesn’t notice Olsen and his arm catches him as he passes. The steward then gets clattered by another fan not paying attention.

So it’s not the same as the Bill Sharp situation but the club should be held accountable. Accidental or not, it wouldn’t have happened if the fans weren’t on the pitch and City are responsible for making sure that doesn’t happen.

Meh.... I get this, I do. But fucking hell, pitch invasions have happened since day dot. Football is about the fans. I understand that there's a need to look after the players and officials welfare but also let's not fucking steralise football any more than it already has been. No one would give a fuck about any of these other minor instances if it wasn't for the cunt that nutted Billy Sharp.

Also EZClap, never in danger. *Copium*

3 hours ago, Hobo said:

Yeah. It was academic really once city equalised.

I think that everyone would have enjoyed it more if Liverpool had clinched it. But city winning is 🤷‍♂️

Hahaha fuck off. The only reason anyone outside of Liverpool fans wanted Liverpool to win is because of the potential of you doing the quadruple. And even that's only because in some circles Liverpool fans are slightly less annoying than Man Utd fans that haven't shut up about the treble for 23 years. If it was City with the potential of winning the quadruple then almost no one would want a Liverpool title.

Whatever happens today happens. It's been a shit season as a white. 20 losses, dragged into a relegation fight and taking it to the final day and a cheerleader for a manager. Marching on together.

16 hours ago, Colly said:

 

This is going to end up a big messy West Ham/Sheffield United thing all over again.

Honestly this is just pathetic on our part; our recruitment (and horrible luck with injuries, but the former could have helped with the latter somewhat) is what's getting us relegated. Not Everton wasting 350m on whatever the fuck they've wasted it on

They won't, just look at how many extensions to deadlines and moving goalposts Derby have had. If the authorities will do that for Derby there's bordering on zero chance they'd just let Chelsea go out of business

Forest only have themselves to blame if they don't get to Wembley. They should have had at least 2-3 more on whatever day it was (Saturday?)

Dock em points imo. 42 seems a fair amount.

I really hope that's Arsenal saving themselves for the weekend and Newcastle just keeping up the good form to take into the weekend 🤐

43 minutes ago, Lineker said:

Surely they don't sign him and Mbappe though.

Mbappe would be the Son, not the Kane though, right?

Unless you mean they aren't going to spend that much in which case, it's Real Madrid they do what they want

Why the fuck are we singing God save the Queen and fucking hymns in 2022 anyway? I don't know if I'd care enough to boo but I wouldn't sing it. I can just about tolerate it for England matches but even then I'd rather we sang something a bit less shit - Iron Maiden perhaps.

Don't give a toss about William tbf, he seems alright but I don't see why he needs to be there either.

1 minute ago, Bobfoc said:

I hope this is the start of the normalisation process of coming out as a footballer. Statistically, there must be a lot of others, so a positive reaction to this could do them the power of good.

There undoubtedly will be others but as I've just said in a place that definitely doesn't exist, I wonder how many there are vs how many were turned off playing football before they ever got to pro level because of the toxic masculinity within the sport.

Madrid maybe but then even with his age that's harsh on Benzema

14 hours ago, Lineker said:

I wonder what odds you can get on a Liverpool title win plus an Everton relegation... just imagine the scenes.

They're not actually offering it on Sky Bet, but based on the singles prices... About 62/1