MDP

Well, seeing that I won the first one *cough* I believe I should be in the second one.

The quote I was looking for was more like "There's nothing wrong with words, they're just words. It's all about context."

Or something to that. I believe that's what he said as an example of context, but that is a prime example of how it's really context, more than words.

I don't really find the word "Cracker" offensive. Though I understand why the blacks had to find something to equally offend us.

I forget quite which show it was, but Geore Carlin said that there is absolutely nothing wrong with the word "nigger". "Nigger" is just six simple letters of the alphabet, arranged in a particular way. The only thing bad about the word "nigger" is the context in which it is used. Which is why blacks can walk around calling each other "nigga" and even "nigger". And by saying those two words are different, is completely ridiculous. The way, not to sound stereotypical here, most blacks speak, comes out like "nigga", in the same way they say "da" instead of "the" and other words.

All in all, Richards has the right to his opinion, however I believe he should not have to express it to others who could potentially be offended.

EDIT: Coincedently, there is a marathon of George Carlin shows running on HBO Comedy, and I'm watching intently to find the quote...no I do not have a life.

Yeah I just got tickets yesterday, section 124 I believe. Shinedown is opening up for them I heard, should be great.

July 29th, 2005. iMPACT! Preview

Monty Brown's celebration party was crashed quickly by Abyss and his manager James Mitchell, when Mitchell and Abyss came out, and challenged Monty Brown to a match at Sacrifice. This match won't just be any match, as Abyss wanted Monty Brown inside a barbed wire ring. This week, Abyss and Monty Brown will both be action, however not against each other. They will both choose an opponent for the other.

At No Surrender, Andy Douglas was beat down backstage, and unable to compete in the NWA Tag Team Championship match against AMW. So on iMPACT! last week, The Naturals defended their belts against AMW, without Andy Douglas. Chase Stevens was jumped right before the match, and beat down, and finally, pinned. AMW became the new champions and then Andy Douglas came down to the ring, but was forced into the same fate as Chase. This week, The Naturals Andy Douglas looks for revenge.

Team Canada was upset obviously that Leonardo Kendrick came out with a victory at No Surrender. So last week when Chris Sabin and Kendrick squared off, Team Canada interfered and beat down both of them. Sabin also has heat between himself and Team Canada after beig screwed by Scott D'Amore in the X Cup Tournament. This week, a tag team match between Sabin & Kendrick, versus Showtime Eric Young, and Bobby Roode.

Jeff Jarrett was released from the hospital t week and said he's going to "Let Raven know, that his world is over".

Do not miss this iMPACT! Also, a major announcement that will shake the very foundation of TNA.

I'm debating whether going to see Godsmack live at the Bryce Jordan Center in State College, Pennsylvania on December 1st, and need to know if they're any good live? I know bands that sound great on the album but are horrible live, and don't want waste my money for a shitty show. So if anyone's ever been to one let me know how it was, if you please.

The New NWA Heavyweight Champion

A tape of No Surrender runs to the music of "Breaking Benjamin's Blow Me Away". The video ends with Monty Brown on his knees looking to the sky with the NWA Heavyweight Championship in his hands. Monty Brown's music fills the arena and a dueling crowd cheers and boos the new Champ. He steps into the ring and gets on the top rope, showing his belt off to the crowd. He goes to the corner and grabs a microphone.

Monty Brown: Heh heh. Alright, alright, alright. Last night, the dream was realized. AJ Styles fell to the Pounce, and I brought home the belt to the Serengetti! Now I've been hearin' a bunch of bull ever since I got this belt that he has a rematch clause, and he wants to come back for this title. But that's just too damn bad boy.

Monty Brown slings the belt over his shoulder and looks straight into the camera

Monty Brown: 'Cause last night, I broke AJ Styles' knee, and he's out for months! That's right, I put him out of commission. So this belt? Ain't goin' anywhere! And anybody else who wants to step up for this, well you go right ahead, 'cause the rest of you back there, will definately, feel the....

Monty Brown is cut off by the music of Abyss who is accompanied by James Mitchell.

James Mitchell: Cut the music! Listen here Monty Brown. You must think that just because you won that title, that you're on top of the mountain. Well you're not! Six foot eight, three hundred and fifty pounds of pure destruction! If you think for one second, that you are better than Abyss. Think again. Because he'll come down right now and beat the living hell out of you.

Monty Brown: Well you tell him to bring it on then.

Abyss starts walking down to the ring but gets held back by Mitchell.

James Mitchell: Wait, no no. Save it Abyss. We have a challenge for you "Alpha Male". Sacrifice, you, Abyss, the NWA World Heavyweight Championship.

Monty Brown: Now you tell me why I should even bother wasting my time when I already whipped you to get the shot at this belt?

James Mitchell: Oh Monty, this won't be any regular match. The ring you're standing in right now, won't be surrounded by ropes. It's going to be lined...with barbed wire!

The crowd cheers loudly and Monty doesn't look stunned at all. A smile creeps across his face and he brings the mike back to his mouth.

Monty Brown: Haha. Sounds good to me!

The crowd erupts again at his acceptance and Abyss' music hits again as him and James Mitchell back out of the iMPACT zone.

Mike Tenay: Well everybody you just heard a huge match made for Sacrifice! The newly crowned champion after beating AJ Styles in a tremendous match, takes on Abyss in a barbed wire showdown!

Don West: As great as it was watching a dream realized last night, it's going to be even better watching him defend that title!

Mike Tenay: We've got a long way to go until then though, and let's get to some action!

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-Chris Sabin vs. Leonardo Kendrick-

The two X-Division stars come to the ring and give each other a quick hand shake before locking up. Sabin over powers Kendrick and throws him down. Kendrick gets up and shakes it off. He locks back up up with him and then he over powers Sabin, throwing him into the corner. Sabin comes back out with a clothesline and level Kendrick, who gets back up and gets another clothesline that inside outs him. The crowd cheers Sabin and he plays to them until Kendrick slides behind him and rolls him up with a school boy. One and a kickout for Sabin as he gets back to his feet. He comes off the ropes and Kendrick gets down, Sabin jumps over him, he comes back across and leap frogs Kendrick, but stops and lands a backward swinging kick to the side of the head. Sabin sees him laid out in the middle of the ring and he runs to the ropes, he jumps off the middle rope and moonsaults onto where Kendrick was, but moved, and Sabin lands on his feet. Kendrick comes back off the ropes in front of staggering Sabin and slides between his legs, and then pulls his feet out from under him, landing on his face.

Kendrick comes off the top with a crossbody and Sabin quickly gets him off of him. Kendrick lands a kick to the back and then sets him up for a DDT that gets reversed into a suplex. Sabin picks Kendrick up and nails him with the Cradle Shock! Sabin falls on top of Kendrick 1..2...broken up by A-1 of Team Canada! The ref immediately calls for the bell.

No Contest Through Interference

Bobby Roode comes out behind A-1 and Eric Young is quickly in tow. Scott D'Amore is walks down laughing as he watches Team Canada destroy Leonardo Kendrick and Chris Sabin. Roode hits the Rude Awakening on Kendrick and A-1 powerbombs Sabin as EY stomps away at them. D'Amore climbs into the ring with a mike.

Scott D'Amore: That's what you get when you mess with the Great North boys. It seems you both have a big problem with Team Canada. And that's perfectly fine. Because next week, if you've got the balls, you two, versus Showtime, and Bobby Roode!

He throws down the mike and Team Canada make their way down back out of the tunnel.

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Sacrifice

The camera cuts backstage to Raven sitting in a dimly lit room with a sole window lighting the chair he sits in, with a gauze patch on his forehead where he bled at No Surrender.

Raven: Jeff Jarrett. You know I never believed I would be taken to the brink, of my abilities. Being knocked unconcious without even knowing the outcome of the match, was never a thought that crossed my mind. When I woke up in the hospital the day after, the first thought that came to my mind was how much pain and misery I inflicted on you Jeff. I was pleased to hear you were laying just three doors down. So in the middle of the night, as I hobbled down the hallway carrying my IV tube with me, I had a flashback to right before we both apparently went out. And I realized, that not only beating you within and inch of your life was so satisfying, but if I did it in the ring, I could also pursue a current side issue I have of acquiring the NWA Heavyweight Championship. So Jeff, quite frankly there is an event by the name of Sacrifice. And at that event, I plan to share the ring with you again. But this time, I'm going to make sure, there's a clear winner, and it's going to be me. When you get back next week from the hospital, I'll be waiting. Quoth the Raven, Nevermore.

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Handicap Match?

Chase Stevens is in the office of Larry Zybysko bent over his desk screaming.

Chase Stevens: He can't even compete tonight, how are we supposed to defend these belts? And I wanna know who did this to him in the first place!

Larry Zybysko: First off, I gave him time to recover, you have to defend them yourself if he can't make it. And second, I've been working on finding whoever screwed this up since No Surrender! You're going out there with or without your partner. Now get out.

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-Apolo w/ Sonny Siaki vs. Samoa Joe-

Apolo steps in the ring and waits as the crowd gets to their feet for the undefeated Samoa Joe. He walks down to the ring with his signature towel and Siaki gets in his face before Joe puts his hand on his face and pushes him away. Siaki comes at him with a forearm but Joe turns around and levels him with a clothesline. Samoa Joe slides in the ring and Apolo gets him face-to-face. Apolo starts talking to him and Joe looks to the crowd and slaps him in the face. Apolo doesn't look happy and Joe keeps slapping him, driving him back to the ropes. Joe pushes him against the ropes and whips him into the opposite side. Apolo comes back with his own clothesline that puts Joe down. Joe quickly gets up though and blocks a right hand from Apolo. Joe fires back with a big chop. He chops him again and Apolo fires back with a right that rocks Joe. He regains his balance and knees Apolo in the mid section. He grabs him in a headlock and starts beating him in the back with big forearms.

Siaki climbs onto the apron and into the ring while Apolo gets thrown into the corner. Siaki kicks Joe in the face with a right leg, and then goes for a kick with the left, but Joe catches his foot and brings him down with a dragon screw. He grabs Siaki and then paralysizes him with a dragon suplex. He turns around and Apolo kicks him in the stomach and sets up what everyone knows as a Rock Bottom. Joe elbows him in the back of the head though and trips him onto the canvas. He hooks Apolo's leg and then locks in the STF! Apolo taps out!

Winner: Samoa Joe

Mike Tenay: Don, is the most amazing star I may have ever seen in TNA, and maybe ever!

Don West: Well you know Mike, he's just run through everybody here and he looks like a train coming through, there's nothing stopping him!

Mike Tenay: Before we get to the main event we need to go backstage where the 3 Live Kru is.

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3LK Tryouts

Ron Killings and Konnan are backstage behind a wooden table with papers in front of them.

Ron Killings: Okay, so you're here for da new open spot in the new 3 Live Kru. Now, what can you bring to da Kru?

A caucasian man in a side ways hat and baggy clothes that read 'Sean John' is standing across the room.

Man: Well look at these moves, nigga.

The guy starts to dance around wildy with no specific talent. Think back to some American Idol auditions to get an idea of how bad it was.

Man: Well?

Konnan: Hey uh, esse. You know you white right?

Ron Killings: Seriously do', don't eva' say nigga...again.

Konnan: Yeah man I just don't think the 3LK is right for you.

Man: You've gotta be kiddin' me. Look at me. I'm black as night!

Ron Killings: Okay, well don't call us 'n we definately won't call you.

Konnan: Shoot me if someone like eva' comes in here again.

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NWA Tag Team Championship Match

-America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals ©-

AMW comes out first and sets up on the other side of the ramp way waiting for The Naturals to come in through their tunnel. Their music hits and only Chase Stevens comes out looking behind him for Douglas and shakes his head as he poses with both of the belts. AMW jump him and stomp him into the ramp. James Storm picks him up and whips him into the wall next to the tunnel. Harris picks him up and lifts him up and slam him down with a stalling suplex. Chase Stevens pops up and shrieks in pain, holding his back. Storm grabs him and starts kicking him down the ramp way. Harris is carrying both belts with him and he slides in the ring after Storm, who left Chase Stevens on the outside. Harris lets Stevens get back up and he levels him before he realizes where he is. Harris grabs him and throws him into the ring. James Storm picks him up and the ref rings the bell. Storm levels Stevens with the Superkick! He goes to cover, but Harris pulls him off and picks up Stevens, nailing The Catatonic! 1..2..3!

Winners and New NWA Tag Team Champions: America's Most Wanted

AMW grab the belts and hug. They climb the ropes and show off their new gold when the crowd jumps to their feet as they watch Andy Douglas run down the ramp with tape around his ribs and start fighting off AMW. He hits Harris with a right that knocks him down. Storm receives the same. Harris gets hit with a spinning heel kick and then Storm gets a DDt from Douglas and he rushes to Steven's side. AMW recovers and starts stomping away on him. They whip him into the corner and Harris whips Storm at him, and delivers a big clothesline, followed by a huge boot from Harris. They grab Andy Douglas and give him the Death Sentence! They cheer themselves as they leave The Naturals laid out and carry their new belts backstage as the downloadable iMPACT! ends.

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July 22nd, 2005. iMPACT! Preview

No Surrender saw the beginning of an era. Monty Brown defeated AJ Styles after a vicious Pounce that would send fans into shock, that Brown has finally gotten to the top of the mountain. AJ Styles was obviously upset that he failed in his title defense. The rematch clause in Styles' contract is still a remaining factor, however. Monty Brown said backstage after winning, "Rematch or no rematch, this title is here to stay". When will AJ Styles move his clause into effect?

The Super X Cup champion was crowned when Petey Williams overcame Alex Shelley with the ever-present help from Scott D'Amore, grabbing his hand for leverage. Petey Williams moves on to face Christopher Daniels at Sacrifice, who successfully beat Jeff Hardy, to retain his belt. The heat between Williams and Daniels has been hot in the past, this match, is sure to restore it.

Jeff Jarrett. Raven. No Surrender Match. Both competitors were knocked completely out and had to be taken out of the building in stretchers. The match was a no contest ruling, and neither was severely hurt. Both men are expected to be in the TNA Asylum for iMPACT, and things are going to explode.

The 3 Live Kru claimed a new, by announcing that they will live on. The battle in which The James' even resorted to cheating, could not win. The battered James' were very downright pissed at what had happened, and have screamed revenge.

All of this and tons more on iMPACT!

Shane Douglas and Jeremy Borash welcome us and hype the card. They get us to the preshow match of Chris Sabin vs. Shark Boy vs. Elix Skipper. The three X-Division stars show off some moves and have a great 10 minute match. Sabin eventually wins after Shark Boy bit Skipper, which propelled Skipper into the Cradle Shock. Sabin then jumped up, hit a huge kick to the side of the head on Shark Boy, and covered Skipper for the three count. Douglas and Borash talk about thecard once again and send it to the main broadcast team, Mike Tenay and Don West.

After the usual pyro display, a video of what's gone on between AJ Styles and Monty Brown, including highlights from the King Of The Mountain match at Slammiversary. The camera then goes to Mike Tenay and Don West

Mike Tenay: Welcome everybody to No Surrender! We've have a stacked night here as always at a TNA Pay-Per-View. Mike Tenay here with long time partner Don West. And Don, you know a good pay-per-view when you see one, what's your take on tonight?

Don West: Mike, this is going to be a momumental night in TNA history as all of our pay-per-views are. Every title is on the line, and everyone is at risk. We've got huge grudge matches like the 3 Live Kru and the two James'. We've got Jeff Jarrett and Raven in a huge No Surrender Match!

Mike Tenay: And that very match and much more are later to come, however let's get to the action. New comer, Leonardo Kendrick, making his TNA pay-per-view, debut, against Eric Young, of Team Canada.

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-Leonardo Kendrick vs. Eric Young-

Leondardo Kendrick is in the ring as he is standing with one foot on the bottom rope and the other on the second as he points up the stage when Team Canada's entrance music hits the PA system and we see Eric Young coming out by himself. He has the hockey stick with the Canadian flag on it proudly displayed as Kendrick is talking some trash. Young slowly walking down the rampway as he tells the referee to make Kendrick back up. The ref pushes back Kendrick as Young climbs up the stairs and sets the hockey stick down on the outside leaning against the stairs. He now turns only to be me with a couple of quick rights before being pressed into the turnbuckle corner and whipped across the ring. Stopping himself with a foot before he hits the other corner across the ring and turning around to meet a leg lariat by Kendrick who now has the fans slightly behind him. Kendrick now lifting up Eric as he hooks him up and a snap suplex on him before making a quick pinfall and Young kicks out.

Kendrick now stomping on him a few times before he lifts him up and whips him across into the ropes, as Young returns he hits a hip toss on him slamming him down to the canvas. Kendrick riling up the fans he slaps his leg and stomps on the canvas with Young getting up. Eric turns around as Kendrick attempts a superkick to him but the foot is caught as Young waves a finger at Kendrick with a smirk on his face before getting a enziguri to his head by Kendrick. Young slumping to the mat as Kendrick now picks him up and points towards the corner rushing toward it while locking around the neck of Young but is pushed off and outside of the ring landing on the floor. Young leaning against the ropes as he taps the side of his head and walks over to the hockey stick grabbing it and pulling it into the ring.

The ref stops him and struggles with him and the hockey stick before Kendrick slides in again this time grabbing Young and successfully hitting Sliced Bread # 2 before he makes the cover with the ref quickly counting the pinfall and giving Kendrick the victory. Kendrick now having his arm raised as he has a smile on his face running a hand through his hair before he yanks the flag off the hockey stick. Now holding it up for the fans before he takes it and runs it over his butt before tossing it over the body of Eric Young who is still out on the canvas.

Winner: Leonardo Kendrick

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The NEW 3 Live Kru

Ron Killings and Konnan are backstage standing next to each other with smiles on their faces

Ron Killings: I am, Ron, The Truth, Killings. And this, this is Konnan. Now, in a regula' 3 Live Kru, intaview, we would be introducin' a third member. But a few weeks ago, at Slammiversary, BG decided he didn't wanna be, a part of the 3LK! And that's cool wit' us. It's just gonna be a lil' sad going to the top leavin' him behin'.

Konnan taps Killings on the shoulder and then steps in front of him

Konnan: That's right essa. You betrayed us BG. You cost us matches, you made us lose. Everything's goin' to end tonight though puto. Bring everything you got homes, 'cause, the NEW 3 Live Kru, is comin' for you.

Ron Killings: That's right BG and Billy James. We comin' for YOU, NIGGA!

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Abyss Likes A Challenge

Abyss and James Mitchell are shown in the center of the ring as the TNA fans are waiting, Mitchell has a mic in hand but hasn't decided to speak yet. He now lifts up the mic as he points at Abyss and begins to speak finally.

James Mitchell: This man in the ring with me, he is a MONSTER. No, he's not just A monster, he's THEE MONSTER! Now the officials and the committee haven't done a thing for this man to be showcased on No Surrender tonight. Well I didn't see that as a proper presentation of the best that TNA has to offer, so I decided that me and Abyss here, we're going to be doing what we promised.

A cameraman gets close to the ropes on the outside of the ring to get a good shot but Abyss runs at him reaching out to swat the camera away but he falls back just in time for the arm to miss. Switching the view they show a wide angle of Abyss hanging over the middle ropes now as Mitchell continues.

James Mitchell: Tonight we are going to take out whoever we want, and NOBODY is going to be able to stop it. TNA is our playground, and it's time for Abyss to have some fun once again.

Suddenly a man is shown sliding into the ring behind them it's Sean Waltman he tosses Mitchell out of the ring before he lays a stiff kick into the back of Abyss's head. Abyss merely turning and looking him dead in the eyes as Waltman seems to realilze this might have been a huge mistake.

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-Abyss w/ James Mitchell vs. Sean Waltman-

Abyss now levels Sean Waltman with a clothesline before we see a referee running down to the ring with a couple of security guys. All of the security guys being levelled by Abyss with clothesline, Waltman sitting back in the corner as finally more security has Abyss restrained. The referee begins to speak to the ringside announcer Jeremy Borash who seems to nod as he lifts up the mic to speak.

Jeremy Borash: The committee has decided that this match will be contested under normal singles competition rules.

Waltman looks shocked at the news as the security release Abyss who runs towards Waltman who drop toeholds him into the second turnbuckle before getting up and laying a couple of kicks into the right leg of Abyss. Waltman now puts the leg on the ropes and jumps up smashing a knee down on the ankle of Abyss. Abyss now clutching at it for a moment before he starts to pull himself up in the turnbuckle corner. Waltman running at him but being piefaced down by Abyss who is now standing up fully. Abyss now picks up Wlaltman and lays a huge right hand into him as Waltman is pressed against the ropes. Abyss now whipping him across the ring before he lifts him up with both arms pressing him over his head before tossing him over the ropes and to the floor. Abyss now exits as Waltman is completely dead on the floor it seems, now being picked up and gets his face smashed into the steel steps before he falls back again. Abyss now tosses Waltman back into the ring as he steps up onto the apron himself.

Waltman now stirring as he see's Abyss on the ropes and runs across the ring bouncing off the other ropes before coming back with a leg lariat knocking Abyss to the floor again. Waltman now looking down at the monster who bounced his neck off the guard rail. He now runs across the ring agains bouncing off the other ropes before jumping over the ropes and Abyss catches him on the outside of the ring. Abyss now in control of him as he lifts him up and drops him throat first onto the guard rail. Waltman now being grabbed by him again as he gets rolled back into the ring and Abyss gets back in as well. Abyss now picks him up again before whipping him across the ring and hitting the Black Hole Slam now for the pinfall as he stands dominant over Waltman with Mitchell coming in to raise the arm of his monster before he points at Waltman and says something to his prone body

Winner: Abyss

Mike Tenay: This looks like Abyss is just on a tirade through the roster now! This is starting to get sickening, they need to just give him a title shot so he can actually leave people to live here in TNA!

Don West: Mike Abyss is exactly what his name says, a Monster! He won't stop until he gets that title, I can guarantee that. Let's take it backstage to Shane Douglas.

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What?

The camera's cut to the backstage area as we see "The Franchise" Shane Douglas standing backstage with Christopher Daniels mic in hand as he's ready for an interview before the X-Division is put on the line next.

Shane Douglas: Christopher Daniels, you are about to face the returning charismatic enigma Jeff Hardy. Possibly the biggest challenge you have faced yet since you won the X-Division championship. What are your thoughts?

Christopher Daniels: Jeff Hardy? The charismatic engima? What? A challenge? What? Please Franchise, you've got to think about this for a second. The guy can't cut it in the ring against somebody with the skills of myself, let alone anybody else on the TNA roster. He's been fighting up north for far too long, and I'm about to show him TNA and the X-Division is owned by The Fallen Angel.

Shane Douglas: Well as much as I'd love to think you have the advantage, you seemed hesistant to come into contact with Hardy on Impact..

Christopher Daniels cuts him off as he pulls the mic out of his hand and begins to speak again.

Christopher Daniels: No, Douglas, I...DO NOT...hesitate. Jeff Hardy is another stepping stone in my career, and in my goal of becoming the longest reigning X-Division champion that TNA history has ever seen. I left that ring when he came down because I wanted to make sure he was left intact enough to face me here at No Surrender. You see why should I embarrass him for just the webcast viewers to see, when I can have a wider audience see me take on Jeff Hardy.

Christopher Daniels using finger quotes now.

Christopher Daniels: The "superstar" or "enigma" or whatever else you want to call him. Tonight is going to be the last night he accepts a challenge well past his abilities.

He throws down the mic as he looks intensely into the camera for a moment before throwing the X-Division championship over his shoulder and walking off screen.

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The Greatest X-Division Superstar

Petey Williams music hits the PA system as he comes out with Scott D'Amore who is seen talking to Williams about something at the top of the stage before they make their way down to the ring. D'Amore getting into the ring as Williams holds the ropes for him, before getting in himself and getting up onto one of the turnbuckle corners and throwing his arms out to his sides as the fans don't seem to enthused to see Team Canada out here again. Scott D'Amore now has a mic as he points out at the fans and begins to speak.

Scott D'Amore: Tonight, no matter what that little brat Leonardo thinks. Team Canada is going home with a victory, because right here in the middle of this ring we have The Canadian Destroyer himself, Petey Williams. This is the finals of the Super X Cup tournament and if you think that some second stringer is going to beat the greatest X-Division superstar from Canada.

Scott D'Amore laughs now as he pats Williams on the shoulder.

Scott D'Amore: Well then you are all VERY wrong, because Petey here is bringing home the cup tonight after he faces Shelley. Then...well...we're going straight for the strap and Christopher Daniels can forget about being the longest reigning champion because once my boy gets his hands on him...his reign is going to be the SHORTEST reign that TNA has ever seen.

Alex Shelley's entrance music now hits as he comes out onto the stage with a mic in hand laughing as he slaps his thigh before pointing down at the two Team Canada members in the ring.

Alex Shelley: Oh, I wish I had gotten out here sooner. TNA didn't tell me they had Porky Pig out here tonight doing a live performance for the crowd.

Scott D'Amore is fuming now as he looks up the stage at Shelley before he lifts up the mic to speak.

Alex Shelley: W-w-w-w-well it looks like th-th-that's all for tonight folks. Come on, do it Porky!

Alex Shelley now begins to walk down the ramp as Petey Williams holds back D'Amore who is apparently very upset with the comments Shelley has to say.

Alex Shelley: You were always my favorite cartoon charachter, but listen, maybe after I beat Pee Wee here we can talk about you signing an autograph for me.

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Super X Cup Finals

-Petey Williams vs. Alex Shelley-

Shelley now tosses down the mic as he gets into the ring with D'Amore running at him, but he merely ducks out of the way as D'Amore gets lowbridged out of the ring by Shelley. Williams now runs over and Shelley lowbridges him out as well, both Team Canada members now on the outside as Shelley is poised in the ring ready for action. Motioning for Williams to bring it as he is in the center of the ring and Williams gets up on the apron to be rushed at by Shelley, now jumping down again. D'Amore and Williams are huddled together now as Shelley points to the other side of the ring and then back towards them and the fans pop. He now bounces off the ropes on the other side of the ring before he jumps onto D'Amore and Williams with a vaulting body press knocking both member of Team Canada down to another pop. Now taking Petey and rolling him into the ring as he gets back in himself D'Amore still out of it on the floor. Shelley now waiting as Williams slowly shakes it off getting up before being grabbed from behind and getting a double knee backbreaker from Shelley who makes the cover and only gets a two count before he slaps the canvas telling the ref it should of been a three.

He now grabs Williams by the hair as he is reprimanded by the ref and whips him into the corner as he bounces back and turns around dazed Shelley hits a superkick once again making a quick cover as the ref makes yet another two count before Williams gets the shoulder up. Shelley now pulling at his hair apparently frustrated that he can't get the pinfall, he now picks up Williams and it looks like he's getting ready to hit the Shellshock. D'Amore now getting up on the apron as Shelley spots him arguing with the ref and shoves Williams away. He now goes over to D'Amore and the two begin to argue before he turns away and then hits him with a right hand knocking D'Amore off the apron. The ref looking down at D'Amore as Shelley turns to be met with a lowlbow from Williams immediately dropping to his knees. Williams getting up now with the help of the ropes as he tries to shake out the cobwebs.

Petey now grabs onto Shelley's legs and locks on the Sharpshooter as Alex's eyes light up with the added pain from his groin and the Sharpshooter hitting him now. He pulls himself towards the ropes as the ref asks him if he wants to give up but he shakes his head. Now stopping as he lifts up his hand for a moment looking like he's about to give up but instead pulls himself forward some more as we now see D'Amore holding back the ropes just out of reach before the ref stomps on the hand of D'Amore and forces Williams to release the hold. The ref now pushing back Petey as D'Amore slaps Shelley in the face before being grabbed the throat by him. The ref now turns as we see Alex shove D'Amore to the ground releasing the choke before getting up and holding his groin which is still feeling the effects of the lowblow.

Williams now rushing forward and hitting a few right hands before pressing Shelley into the corner. He now goes to whip him across the ring but the momentum is reversed and Williams once again bounces off the turnbuckle corner holding his chest before Shelley hooks him up for the Shellshock. Shelley now hitting it perfect before he goes for the pin but we see the ref is distracted by D'Amore once again and Shelley now walks over swinging as Scott jumps down from the apron. Shelley now pointing down at him and turning around to be rolled up by Williams who grabs hold of D'Amore's helping hand with Shelley blocking the view of the referee who counts the pinfall before Petey rolls out of the ring to celebrate with D'Amore. Shelley now has a look of shock on his face as he looks at the two and is obviously upset by the outcome.

Winner and Super X Cup Champion: Petey Williams

Mike Tenay: That sonofabitch just cannot win without cheating, this is a disgrace!

Don West: Calm down ike, there's nothin we can do about it.

Mike Tenay: I'm really getting fed up with this. I'm moving on. The new 3 Live Kru as they proclaimed backstage is now just two members as BG James left to form a tag team with his apparent relative, Billy James.

Don West: You're right on that account Mike, it looks like this blood feud is finally going to come to an end tonight, and I cannot wait.

Mike Tenay: Wait no longer Don, because it's next!

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The Beatdown

Medics and backstage road agents are crowded around a wrestler, Andy Douglas. Chase Stevens is then seen in the hallways running around until he finally bumps into Larry Zybysko.

Chase Stevens: Larry, Larry somebody attacked Andy.

Larry Zybysko: And..?

Chase Stevens: Well I can't go out there alone tonight. There's no way.

Larry Zybysko: Ok, hold on. Another pay-per-view match ruined? Amazing, things need to change around here. Next impact, Andy or no Andy, titles on the line, against AMW. You're lucky tonight.

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-3 Live Kru (Ron Killings & Konnan) vs. BG & Billy James-

Killings and Konnan dance their way down the ramp, Konnan with the slapjack in hand the James' come out from the opposite rampway and climb in. They want to waste no time getting at them but they get seperated by the ref. When order is restored, Ron Killings and Billy James start things off in the center of the ring. Killings points to BG, but Billy waves a finger and kicks him in the stomach. Billy lands a few forearms to the back of Killings who slumps to the ground. Billy then lands osme stomps and then field goal kicks him in the ribs. Billy drags him to his teammates corner and lands another stomp before tagging in BG James. BG comes in and picks Killings up, then sends him back down with a headbutt. Killings gets back to a knee and lands a punch to mid secton, then gets up, drops back down on his back, and nails BG in the face with a kick. BG ends up on his back and now Killings tags in Konnan. BG gets up to his knees and sees Konnan coming and charges with a clothesline that misses. Konnan grabs the arm and uses it as leverage for a facejam into the mat. He goes to cover 1...2...Billy comes in and breaks it up.

Killings starts to chase after him, but gets held back by the ref as Billy and BG now take the double team advantage on Konnan by sending him into the ropes and landing a flapjack. Billy goes back to the apron and BG covers, the ref turns around and counts 1..2..kickout by Konnan. BG brings him back to their corner and holds his foot on the turnbuckle, and then tags Billy, who comes in, grabs Konnan by the head, and drives his face into the boot of BG James. Billy sends him into the ropes and Konnan misses a clothesline, then gets powerslammed hard to the mat by Billy. Cover 1..2..broken up by Killings. Billy gets up looking irate and chases him back to the apron. Konnan rolls him up though, 1..2..kickout. Konnan dives and tags Killings in, and they both grab Billy and send him into the ropes. He comes back and Konnan flips him over his back with a back body drop, and The Truth nails him in the side of the head with a huge side kick. BG climbs in and Konnan catches him the Tequila Sunrise!

Killings tosses Billy James out of the ring and follows him up with a suicide dive! In the ring, the ref is trying to get Konnan off of BG because he isn't the legal man, actually neither are, and referee Slick Johnson finally relizes that and starts counting them both out. At the 8 count Killings climbs back in and then back out, resetting the count. After Billy hits Killings with a mid kick, he scoop slams Killings onto the floor. Konnan climbs through the ropes and runs across the apron, and comes off with a flying clothesline on Billy. Konnan tosses BG back in and Killings climbs back in behind him. BG and Konnan get back on the apron as Killings picks Billy up, and puts him back own with a jumping side kick. Killings tags Konnan in and hecomes in with a head of steam. He drops a big elbow on Billy and then a drop toe hold on BG James, and then a leg drop to the back fo the head. Billy James starts getting up and Konnan hits the Rolling Thunder Lariat.

Konnan jumps up and screams to the crowd "A reba la raza!" As he finishes screaming, he gets clubbed in the back with a forearm from BG James. James whips him into the corner and follows it up with a huge boot to the face. After dancing a little he drives a knee into his stomach. Killings comes in and clubs BG in the back. He turns around into a spinning heel kick that takes him out fo the ring. Billy nails Killings and it sends him out of the ring. Billy turns around to pose and gets met with a bulldog from Konnan. BG and Killings are outside and Killings gets whipped into the barricade. BG climbs back in the ring and onto the apron. Konnan elbows him and he charges in the ring at him, but receives a right to the face. Konnan turns around and hits Billy with a kick to the stomach.

BG has rolled out of the ring and grabbed the slapjack from the outside. He climbs back in as Konnan has Billy on his shoulders, and nails him with the slapjack in the face! The ref goes to disqualify him, but BG nails him too! Killings comes in and gets greeted with a swinging chair, but he ducks, and gets kicked in the ribs. The chair falls and Killings nails a DDT on Billy onto the chair! Killings hops up and the BG hits him with a left jab, another jab, and one more, then a clothesline! Slick Johnson is starting to come to and he's getting up, disoriented and stumbling. He watches as BG grabs Killings by the hair and sends him into the ropes, he bends over for a back body drop, but Killings nails him with the Axe Kick! He crawls over and covers, Billy James is still out cold! 1..2..3!

Winner: 3 Live Kru

Mike Tenay: Killings and Konnan pull it out even after the James' cheated!

Don West: After that Mike, I don't think any of this is anywhere near over!

Mike Tenay: Well listen Don, we've got something else heated coming up. The undefeated Samoa Joe, goes against Lance Hoyt!

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-Samoa Joe vs. Lance Hoyt-

Hoyt looks hyped as he gets to the ring and stretches using the ropes. The look of happiness goes away when Joe enters the arena to a huge welcome from the fans. He slides in and Hoyt gets started right away with stomps, but Joe stands up and Hoyt switches to forearms, and then Joe gets to work with slaps to the face. He drives Hoyt into the corner and the uses the ropes as leverage to stomp him in the chest. After Hoyt is down in the corner Joe goes off the ropes opposite the turnbuckle and lands a huge boot to the face that Joe follows through the whole way. Joe then pulls himself back to his feet using the ropes and then starts the facewashing on Hoyt, driving his foot back and forth over his face. Joe finally gets off of him and plays to the crowd when Hoyt gets up. Joe turns around and charges Hoyt, who drops down and holds the ropes so that Joe falls over the top.

Hoyt gets up and laughs, then rolls out after Joe. He slams his face off the stairs and then whips him into the guard railing. Hoyt delivers a stomp that Joe catches and pulls it out from under him. Joe picks him up and sets him up on the apron where his head is sticking out over it. He goes back towards the stairs and then charges at Hoyt, and field goal kicks him right in the face! Joe rolls into the ring where Hoyt is and then covers. 1..2..kickout. He smiles and picks Hoyt up and stands him up straight. He starts landing big chops to chest and drives Hoyt to the ropes. He pushes him off and whips him into the other side and picks him up with a huge powerslam! Joe screams with a big roar from being so hyped and then drags Hoyt to the corner. He picks him up and then hits the Muscle Buster!!! Joe then drags his lifeless body to the middle of the ring and locks in the Coquina Clutch! Hoyt taps!

Winner: Samoa Joe

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X-Division Championship Title Match

-Jeff Hardy vs. Christopher Daniels ©-

Jeff Hardy comes down very hyped up and with green flourescent paint on his right arm. He patiently waits for Daniels inside the ring and Daniels walks down and pops the hood on his robe. Hardy barely gives him time to get it off when he starts landing forearms to the back of the neck and driving him into the corner. Daniels backs out of it and catches a Jeff Hardy kick to the stomach, but he turns and flips upside down with a kick to the face. Hardy, trying to capitalize, mounts Daniels and starts landing rights to his face, as Daniels tries to cover up. Hardy gets off of him and yells with confidence and fury. Daniels slides out of the ring and grabs Hardy by his legs, and pulls him into the turnbuckle by his feet, effecting the groin of course. Hardy grimaces in pain and grabs his...groin area, as one would after something like that. Daniels looks at it as an oppourtunity and gets on the apron. Hardy starts to get up and Daniels launches off the ropes and hits a hurricanrana. Daniels picks Hardy up and whips him into the ropes, and he catches him with a clothesline,ows through with it big, flipping Hardy. Daniels goes to the top for the BME, but he thinks better of it and sees Hardy getting to his feet, so he leaps backwards with his feet out, catches Hardy's head, and does a forward hurricanrana.

Hardy is in a sitting position dazed and Daniels drop kicks him in the back. He then jumps over and covers, 1...kickout. Daniels picks him up and throws him into the ropes, Hcomes back and leap frogs him, Daniels goes under him and Hardy jumps over. Hardy comes back into a drop toe hold that sends his neck into the ropes. Daniels put his head to Hardy's neck and starts choking him against the ropes. The ref calls for a release and Daniels refuses. He threatens to ring the bell and he finally lets go. Daniels lands a few stomps to the back before he picks him up and puts on the Cobra Clutch, and throws him overhead. Hardy is slow to get up and when he does, he gets knocked right back down with a leg lariat. Daniels covers again but it only gets 2.

Hardy is trying to get up and lands a right to the stomach. He starts fighting his way up and lands rights to the face. He starts driving Daniels back into the corner. He gets him back in the corner and starts stomping away. He grabs Daniels by the head and hits a sitout jawbreaker. Daniels goes down and Hardy grabs his legs and spreads them. He signals to the crowd and does the double leg drop to the midsection. Hardy goes to the top rope and waits patiently for Daniels to climb up and he gets the Whisper In The Wind! He covers him 1..2..kickout! Hardy looks exhausted and looks at the ref in disbelief. He grabs Daniels and sets him up for the Twist of Fate, but Daniels reverses into a fisherman's suplex with the bridge on it. 1..2....kickout! Daniels looks pretty determined now and he grabs Hardy by his hair and hits him wih the step up enziguri after standing him up. Chris goes to the outside apron and then gets to the top rope. He calls for the BME and he nails it!!! But he's not done yet, he picks him up to his feet, and he hits the Angel's Wings! 1..2...3!

Winner and Still TNA X-Division Champion: Christopher Daniels

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No Surrender Match

-Jeff Jarrett vs. Raven-

Raven comes out to the ring first with a trash can full of weapons. Kendo sticks, chairs, smaller trash cans, cookie sheets and the like. After unloading his weapons in the ring, he waits for Jarrett to walk out of the rampway. Jarrett finally comes out to his music with only a guitar in hand. As he approaches the apron Raven coaxes him in. Jarrett climbs up on the apron and drops back down when Raven would charge him. After trying to enter the ring from several different locations, he throws his guitar in to distract Raven. He then slides in and quickly gets to his feet, only to be met by a left jab from Raven. Another left, and one more, then he spins and clotheslines Jarrett! Jarrett crawls to the corner where his guitar is and tries to grab it, but Raven pulls him away. Raven grabs him by the head and mounts him. He starts to deliver measured blows to the forehead of Jeff. Raven then gets off of him and picks him up, then whips him into the corner. Jarrett staggers back out of the corner and runs into a kick to the stomach, then he hits a rib breaker on Jarrett. Raven goes over to the other turnbuckle and runs at Jeff as he starts to get up. Jarrett turns around and nails Raven with a cookie sheet! Jarrett covers him and the ref quickly tells him he can't win that way. When he looks up in disbelief, Raven hits him with a trash can lid. Raven gets up slowly and grabs a kendo stick. He picks it up and wiats for Jarrett to get up.

When Jeff finally staggers to his feet he ducks baseball swing from Raven, but then gets hit in the back with it! Raven raises it high above his head once again and brings it back down on Jarrett's back. Jeff bounces around in pain and then rolls out of the ring. Raven wastes no time and follows him back outside. Jarrett is sliding along the barricade until Raven grabs his head and smashes it off the top of it. Raven climbs over the railing and then hooks a getting up Jarrett into a suplex, onto the concrete floor. As secruity clears a little room, Raven lands a measured kick to the ribs, and then picks him up and drags him towards the Spanish announce table. Raven grabs him and goes to smack his head off the table, but Jarrett puts his hands on the table, stopping him from hitting it. He grabs the back of Raven's head and slams him into the table! Raven staggers backward and then Jarrett caps it off with another head slam into the table and Raven goes backwards onto the floor.

Jeff grabs him by the hair and starts dragging him up the arena stairs to a balcony overlooking the Spanish announce table. Jarrett kicks out the railing on the balcony and then picks up Raven. Jeff lands a measured shot to the forehead, and then chops him. Raven reels backwards, but regains his balance and lands a shot on Jeff Jarrett. Jarrett kicks him in the mid section and then sets him up for the Stroke off the balcony! Raven elbows him in the side of the head and Jarrett spins around from the impact and then turns around into the Raven Effect DDT through the table!!!! After both men are laid out for at least 2 minutes, Raven starts crawling to the ref following them and grabs the mic from him. e gets on top of Jeff and mounts him. He punches him between the eyes a few times and the puts the mic to his mouth.

Raven: Do you surrender Jarrett!? Huh!?

Jarrett looks up at Raven and screams something unaudible, and then Raven hits him with a big right. Raven then picks up Jarrett and then pushes him towards the ring again. Raven tosses him over the railing and then hops over behind him. When Raven goes to pick up Jarrett, he runs into a big right to the stomach. Jarrett then gets up and throws Raven into the ring. Jeff slides in the ring and then picks up a trash can. As Raven raises himself to one knee, Jarrett nails a trash can over his head, putting a dent in it. Jeff goes over to the corner and picks up two trash can lids. He lays one under his head and puts the other one on his face. Jarrett goes to the top rope and signals to the crowd and screams "it's over". He jumps off the rope and lands a double stomp on Raven's face! Raven squirms in immence pain and grabs at his face while Jeff grabs a mic and stands over Raven, holding his head in the air.

Jeff Jarrett: ...Give it up Raven...SURRENDER!

Jarrett puts the mic to Raven's mouth and he doesn't say anything. Jeff mounts him and then puts a couple rights into him.

Jeff Jarrett: Surrender Raven! Goddamnit surrender!!!

Jarrett looks around him and picks up a nearby kendo stick. He grabs it and then starts choking Raven. As Raven grasps at the kendo stick and his neck, Jarrett is screaming at him to surrender. Raven starts feeling around for anything he can find and ends up with his hands on a trash can lid. He picks it up and swings back behind him into the face of Jarrett! After Jarrett falls backward, Raven jumps out of the ring and pulls out a ladder from under the ring and pushes it in. Jarrett sees it and his eyes bug out and he flees the ring. Jarrett keeps running around the ring and then loses sight of Raven. Jeff looks around himself and looks like he just shit himself when he backs into Raven. He turns around and Raven clotheslines him and then tosses him back into the ring. Raven climbs in behind him and then picks up the ladder. He stands high above Jarrett holding the ladder and then slams it down towards Jarrett, but he rolls out of the way. Raven slams it down near him again but Jarrett barely escapes.

Jeff kicks his leg out from under him and the ladder falls to the side, and Raven goes down too. Jarrett picks Raven up and after three right hands he nails him with a big DDT! Jarrett takes a breather and grabs atable out from under the ring! He gets in and sets up the table. He goes over to Raven who is getting up and he levels him with a chair. Jarrett throws the chair to the side and sets up the ladder on the other side of the ring. He drags Raven to his feet and starts pushing him up the ladder. Jeff goes to the otherside and lands a few right hands to his face, but has to pull on Raven's torn shirt to keep him on the ladder. Jarrett hooks Raven up and picks him up in the air! Jarrett and Raven both go crashing to the mat through the table with a huge superplex!!! The ref is checking on both of them and neither have made a move at all yet! After at least 5 minutes the ref rings the bell! The announcer announces a No Contest ruling!!!

No Contest due to BOTH competitor's being unconcious

Medics come out from the back with two stretchers and put them both on it. Neither move the whole time.

Mike Tenay: Oh my god Don this match doesn't have a winner!!!

Don West: Oh boy Mike, this was amazing! This means we'll have to see these two more to get a clear cut winner I can't wait!

Mike Tenay: Well you know what Don? Here's the match I've been waiting for ALL NIGHT!!! Monty Brown versus the AJ Styles! And of course, that belt is on the line. Can Monty Brown become the NWA Heavyweight Champion!? Let's take it backstage with Shane Douglas!

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The Beginning, Of An Era

Monty Brown is lacing up his boots backstage when the camera gets closer to him

Monty Brown: Man get that thing out a' my face! Wait hold up. On second thought, come over here. Listen really close AJ Styles. Here's what I want you to do. Take a look at the NWA Heavyweight Championship, and kiss it goodbye! 'Cause after tonight, it's mine. I'm gonna' take you to the Serengetti and back Styles.

Brown is now standing up and has a hand on the camera.

Monty Brown:You think you can just jump back and forth from the X Division and Heavyweight division? Well I'm gonna let you in on a little secret! You haven't SEEN, the Heavyweight division yet! You haven't even scratched the surface! I am, the Heavyweight division Styles. Look at the clock AJ. Only a few minutes time away from YOU, and ME! And trust me, your night is over and the belt is mine after you feel the POOOOOUUUNNNCCCEE!! PERIOD!

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NWA Heavyweight Championship Match

-AJ Styles © vs. Monty Brown-

Monty Brown comes out first and the fans at the impact zone let him have it as he walks down the ramp with a scowl on his face and already breathing heavely. The familiar music of the champion, AJ Styles, hits and the crowd goes to their feet. AJ is shown on the ramp, hood up and his title around his waist. As his music picks up he throws his hood off and points to Brown in the ring. As Jeremy Borash announces us to the match in the ring, Styles climbs through and holds the belt right in front of Brown's face and mouths some words to him. Brown talks trash back and then fires the first shot. Styles drops the belt and blocks Brown's fist. AJ fires back and Brown reels, he hits him with another right and Brown staggers again. Styles pushes Brown against the ropes and launches him to the other side. Monty comes back with the Pounce! But it misses when Styles side steps him and goes flying over the top rope, and he catches himself on the apron. Styles runs at him and hits a high kick to the face that sends Brown crashing to the floor. Brown starts getting up quickly and Styles runs straight at a turnbuckle, puts his left foot on the pad, his right on the top pad, and then leaps off the top with a flying cross body that misses!

Brown gets up and laughs at Styles who is rolling in pain holding his right knee. Monty Brown picks up AJ and rolls him back in the ring to avoid being counted out when the ref is at 4. When The Alpha Male slides back in, he gets a right hand from AJ to ribs. Brown takes it and then kicks Styles in the head. He goes over to Styles who's backed up into the corner with his head resting on a turnbuckle pad and hits him with a forceful splash! Styles slumps back down to laying flush with the mat and then Brown stomps away at him as he taunts the crowd. He picks AJ up and then it looks like he's going to whip him into the ropes, but he pulls him back towards him and levels him with a huge clothesline. Brown picks him up in the middle of the ring and stands him up. He comes off the ropes to the side of of Styles and charges at him. AJ, spins so his back is to Brown and nails him with the Pele! Brown goes down and Styles is holding that right knee again, but he knows that he must keep his momentum going as he gets up limping. He sees Brown get to one knee and he lands a kick to the mid section on Brown. Styles then limps closer and hooks him up with one leg in his arm and delivers the well executed fisherman's suplex. Styles gets back up still light on the right knee and then jumps on the middle rope and moonsaults onto Brown! He hooks the leg and the ref gets close to count, 1...2...no!

Brown kicks out and AJ gets back to his feet and lands a frontflip leg drop. He gets up still favoring the right knee from earlier, and mounts Brown. He starts landing measured shots to the forehead of Monty Brown until Brown finds some energy and flips him over his head. Brown gets up and then kicks AJ right in the face as he tries to get up using the ropes. Monty picks him up and then lifts him high above his head, and then drops him behind him. Styles keeps holding his knee and Brown may have finally realized the injury. He goes over to Styles and puts a huge stomp on the right knee. Styles now rolls around in pain but Brown grabs the leg and then twists it hard to the left. Monty grabs his leg again and then buries his elbow into the inside of knee and then wrenches it across his forearm. After a minute of screaming from Styles, Brown lets go but still holds on to the leg. Styles pulls out something from nowhere with a kick to the face with his left foot. Brown goes down and Styles crawls to the ropes and starts pulling himself up. Brown is now up and slowly making his way over to Styles, but gets a kick to the stomach and a DDT for it. Styles drapes an arm over him and the ref gets down to count. 1...2...no! Brown kicks out and Styles screams that it was three. Brown is on a knee and punches a turning around AJ Styles. Monty Brown picks him up and then throws him backwards over his head with a fallaway slam. Brown rushes over and hooks the leg with a forearm across Styles' face. 1..2..kickout by AJ.

Brown looks mad and lands a stomp to the injured leg. He drags Styles to the middle of the ring and then throws him between his legs, and nails him with the Alphabomb! Brown covers, 1..2..kickout by Styles! Brown looks at the ref in disbelief and then gets in his face. The ref holds up his two fingers and Browm pushes him, and the ref says he's going to get disqualified. Brown looks at him in disgust and then screams that his count was "bullshit". He turns around and sees Styles up top, and he launches off with a flying hurricanrana! Styles keeps hold on him and catches his legs behind him for the cover, 1..2..Brown throws him off. Styles still favoring the knee gets up, and meets Brown in the middle. Styles throws a right and it connects. Brown lands his own right hand and then they both seem to find a source of stored energy and they go crazy on each other with right hand after right hand. Styles starts winning the fist fight and drives Brown back into the corner. He elbows him in the face and then kicks him in the stomach a few times driving him to a slump in the corner. Styles picks him back up and then gets to the top with Brown's head in his arm, and nails him with a bulldog off the top. He covers, 1..2..no another kickout by Brown! Styles looks exhausted and finally decides to finish it, he climbs out onto the apron and waits for Brown to get up. As Brown rises to his feet seemingly in a daze, Styles hops up on the top rope and launches off of it, but runs right into the Pounce!!!! Brown drags him away from the ropes, and covers, 1..2..3!!!

Winner and NEW NWA Heavyweight Champion: Monty Brown!

Mike Tenay: OH MY GOD!!! Are you kidding me Don!!! Are you serious!!

Don West: Oh it's for real Mike! Monty Brown is the NWA Heavyweight Champion!

Mike Tenay: I cannot believe what I just saw! Thanks for being wth us everybody, my god what a shock!

As the ref hands the belt to Brown, he drops to his knees and kisses the belt as the show ends.

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From SOLW.net:

SOLW: Kick Start:

Was a huge success and produced the biggest turn out for a show in its history. 15 people turned out for the kickoff to the 2007 year in SOLW. After an enormous brawl between everyone at the end of a show filled with the beginning of a tournament. Many upsets were achieved in the tournament, and perhaps the biggest upset in SOLW, Danny Duggan and Alex 'Pure' Gold, defeated the champion, Mr. Simon in a handicap match.

SOLW Heavyweight Championship Tournament Continues

Jack Smack, X-Cal, The Voice, and The Bulldozer are the four that have advanced in the chance to face Mr. Simon. With match-ups like Jack Smack against X-Cal, and The Bulldozer versus The Voice, the tournament marches on. Mr. Simon said he will choose someone to defend his gold against at Hell Begins.

Smark Report To Begin At SOLW Shows

Rumors have been going around that SOLW founder, Aaron, will be having a Smark Report, on his shows. The report is said to begin at Hell Begins and go on from there. The reviews will be posted here on SOLW.net.

I always thought he was gay. I'm telling you, you can tell a gay man just by the way he talks...

After I set up some sparklers at the basement entrance, I lit an m80 and threw it in the air. This served as my pyro. The crowd of 15 was wild as SOLW brings you its first show of 2007! Tony and his flunky The Bulldozer make their way to the ring and stomp out my sparklers, bastards.

The Tournament

Tony Scarcelli: Haha. Hold on a second everybody. Jack Smack used to be close to me, a confidant if you will. But he made a huge mistake in crossing me. He cost me the SOLW Heavyweight Championship! And Mr. Simon, this thing isn't over between me and you yet, you'll get yours. Jack, your life is over. This man next to me, is The Bulldozer for a reason! And he's going to run you down like the dog you are! Last month, I left you beaten, and I plan on doing the same every night of every day! And I start, by defeating whoever the hell they put in front of me tonight, and when The Bulldozer decimates Alex Gold. And you know who you face after that if you win your match Jack? THE BULLDOZER!!! Tony Scarcelli bows to no one! Now bring out whoever the hell you got for me!

Tony throws the mic outside and then waits patiently for his opponent as he sends The Bulldozer outside to watch.

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SOLW Heavyweight Championship Tournament

-Tony 'The Boss' Scarcelli vs. ???-

Just then, at least 5 guys come out of the back dressed all in black with masks on. They climb into the ring and surround Tony, who looks to The Bulldozer for help and he steps up onto the apron. The men in the karate looking suits and masks don't take their eyes off of him as a figure comes out from the stairway. He's wearing a metal mask that only covers up past his nose and a helmet with a big metal blade at the top. He has on a black robe and under it a black mesh type shirt and tight black pants. He climbs into the ring slowly and one member of the crew disrobes him. They all leave him to his work and return to the basement as the leader looks at Tony, who has a scared shitless look on his face. He tells The Bulldozer to come in but teh ref holds him out. The man throws a big right and it knocks Tony down. He picks him up and measures a huge shot to his face again. He picks him up by the neck and throws him into the corner. He follows him up with a big splash that sends Tony down face first.

Tony turned things around when The Bulldozer got on the apron and headbutted the man and Tony took advantage. He's been in control ever since. Tony hits a drop toe hold on him and then slaps on an STF! The leader reverses it quickly though by getting up and tossing him over his head. He picks Tony up and then delivers a big jump kick to the face. He then drags him over to the corner and picks him up. He goes to the other end of the ring and gives him a big boot to the face. He grabs a falling Tony right into a big DDT that stands him up in the air for a few seconds before he drops back down on his stomach. He rolls him over and makes the cover, 1..2...3!

Winner: ???

The man's crew comes out and he leads them back to the back as Tony looks on astonished and The Bulldozer goes to his aid. Both of their mouths agap at what just occurred.

Laughing Larry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAAH! HAHAHAHA! Cough, cough, cough Ahem, s'cuse me folks. HAHAHA! Laughing Larry here bringing you the first anniversary of SOLW. Woooohooo. What just happened out here I'm not even sure, it appears that this, crazy man is leading some sort of cult, oh geez, I'm getting out of here!

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SOLW Heavyweight Championship Tournament

-The Bulldozer vs Alex 'Pure' Gold-

The Bulldozer is already in the ring when Alex comes out and climbs in. He wastes no time and lays into The Bulldozer, who doesn't flinch. He grabs ALex by the throat and tosses him straight out of the ring. He follows him up and actually gives McCoy Counterfeit in the face in the process. He slams ALex's face off the apron and then rolls him back in the ring. Alex gets up and kicks The Bulldozer in the shins, but nothing doing again. He uppercuts Alex with his open hand and then picks him up and drives him with a fallaway slam. He then throws him into the corner and sets him up in the tree of woe. He picks him head up and the rests it on his shoulder. He then takes his huge left arm and drives it into the chest of Alex, bringing his whole body with him, and Alex crashes to the mat. 1..2..3!

Winner: The Bulldozer

A still hurt Tony climbs in and raises his flunky's hand and yells something unaudible to the crowd. Alex and Counterfeit go back to the back as the new mob celebrates a win.

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The Final Task

The men dressed in black with masks come down to the ring with something covered in a black sheet. The men lay it in the middle of the ring and seconds later the leader comes out. After being disrobed they surround their leader and he grabs a mic, and his voice is very deep.

???: Hahaha. There is one thing, I want to make clear. I am here for one thing, and that is the souls, of every warrior here. These men, inside the squared circle with me, are the beginning, of the end. You all have seen me. X-Calibur, knows me the best. Haha. The Voice, has arrived.

The Voice takes the sheet off and reveals a bloody and bound Ms. Jade under his sheet!

As if on que X-Cal comes rushing out of the back. He lays into the 5 men landing right hands that knock them down, one by one. The men all get up at once and The Voice stops them with a single hand. X-Cal, breathing hard gets in his face. The Voice doesn't flinch and then throws his head back in laughter. He gets hit with a right then delivers his own huge right hand that knocks him down. The Voice points and his men jump on X-Cal, stomping and then beating him with hard fists. The Voice calls them off and two of the men hold him up. He measures a right hand to the already bloody face of X-Cal. He grabs X-Cal and drills him with the big DDT that Tony felt earlier! He grabs a mic.

The Voice: X-Cal, you win this tournament, you get her back!

The Voice laughs and goes back to the back with the crew carrying Ms. Jade behind him.

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SOLW Heavyweght Championship Tournament

-Danny Duggan vs. X-Cal-

Duggan rushes to the ring at a bloody X-Cal and covers, 1..2..no a kickout by X-Cal. Danny looks surprised and then stomps on him. X-Cal starts to get angry and hulks up if you will, and drives a right to Danny Duggan. He then clotheslines him and then stomps wildly at him. He picks him up and throws him into the corner with a ton of force. He comes back into a powerslam and then a cover for just two. X-Cal picks him up and nails him with the Royal Flush! 1..2..3!

Winner: X-Cal

X-Cal laughs towards the basement and has a very sadistic look in his eyes.

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Handicap Match

-Mr. Simon vs. Danny Duggan & Alex 'Pure' Gold-

Gold and Duggan both look exhausted from being discombobulated in the ring, and Mr. Simon looks fresher than ever. Duggan finds some energy and gets in a right hand. Simon strikes back with his own then turns around into a dropkick from Alex. Simon gets back up and gets train rolled by Duggan with a clothesline. Duggan throws his thumb into the air and gets a big HOOOOO from the crowd to go along with his. Danny grabs the 2x4 from outside that is ever present and swings and misses Simon. Simon grabs it, throws it aside, and suplexes Danny. Alex hits another dropkick and then puts him into a half crab. Duggan recovers and starts choking Mr. Simon out. Simon gasps for breath and then reaches a rope. They both release him and Alex throws him into the corner. Duggan comes charging with a splash and then Alex hits another one right behind him. Alex scoop slams him and nails the Golden Shower off the top. Duggan Simon is in a daze now and they both cover, 1..2..3!

Winners: Danny Duggan and Alex Gold

Laughing Larry: How in the hell!? These two rejects just beat the champ!?? This is bull----...oh wait, this is bullshit!

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SOLW Heavyweight Championship Tournament

-Jack Smack vs. Shawn Stylez-

Jack comes to the ring pissed as hell and Stylez follows behind him, landing a forearm to th back before he gets to the ring. Stylez shoves a fan off a chair and nails Jack in the face with it! The match hasn't started yet so he can't be disqualified. Jack is down on one knee and gets hit again! He's knocked out and Stylez drags him to the ring and pushes him in. The ref rings the bell to finally get us started. Stylez covers, 1..2..kickout. Stylez picks up Jack and whips him into the ropes, and drives a back elbow into his face. Stylez mounts Jack and stats pounding away at him with measured shots to the face. He picks up Jack and stands him up, then comes back off the ropes, rolls, jumps up into a flying clothesline, but gets caught by Jack, and slammed hard to the canvas with a double hand choke slam. Jack hits a big splash and then picks Stylez up like a lifeless doll. He whips him into the ropes and then drills him with the Mob Hit! 1..2..3!

Winner: Jack Smack

Jack celebrates his advancement in the tournament when Tony marches down to the ring with The Bulldozer in tow. Bulldozer starts pounding on Jack as Tony watches and laughs. The crew of guys in black come down to the ring and start pounding on The Bulldozer. Tony keeps delivering measured shots to a slumped Jack Smack in the corner. The Voice comes walking down calmly and gets in, and then turns Tony around and nails him with that DDT! The 5 crew members have The Bulldozer down and are stomping away at him until he throws them off of him. He picks up two of them and double choke slams them. X-Cal comes running down to the ring to get at The Voice and they start duking it out. Then Danny Duggan and Alex Gold come down together to attack X-Cal who is losing the fight with The Voice. Mr. Simon then comes down to avenge his earlier loss and quickly hits Duggan with a big powerslam. Gold turns around and lands a right to Mr. Simon and then Simon throws him in the corner, and Psycho Snap! The Bulldozer powerbombs another crew member and The Voice is beating Tony into the corner. Jack gets up and then Mob Hits The Bulldozer, and then big boot to a crew member. Only The Voice, X-Cal, and Jack Smack are standing. The Voice motions his minions to drag the bodies out and carry them to the back, and he slowly exits. Jack and X-Cal have a stare down and Jack follows suit behind The Voice. The Bulldozer and Tony limp out of the ring and back to the back as everyone begins to leave.

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1. Office Space

2. Pulp Fiction

3. Goodfellas

4. Rock Star

5. The Waterboy

6. Fight Club

7. The Island

8. Training Day

9. Gone In 60 Seconds

10. The Fast And The Furious

11. Spinal Tap

12. Forrest Gump

13. Dogma

14. Walk The Line

15. Mr. Deeds

Sign me up. Yays.

I'm in if you'll allow me to grace your presents....

just put me in...

please...

From SOLW.net

Confirmed Matches for SOLW: Kickstart

Number One Contender SOLW Heavyweight Championship Tournament

X-Cal vs. Danny Duggan

Danny could get a step closer to being adopted if he wins this tournament. The task man, X-Cal will have to stop him.

Tony 'The Boss' Scarcelli vs. ???

The Boss brings his enforcer ringside to get back into the title scene, will his mystery opponant be able to defeat the odds?

Jack Smack vs. Shawn 'The Stylish One' Stylez

'The Stylish One' takes on the former enforcer for Tony, will the new masked enforcer have an impact?

The Bulldozer vs. Alex 'Pure' Gold

The technical wizard takes on Tony's new lackey, The Bulldozer.

Also, Wrestler Of The Year, Mr. Simon is in action against two of the four losers of the tournament, in a handicap match. All this and more, in January!

July 17th, 2005.

NWA Heavyweight Championship Match

AJ Styles © vs. Monty Brown

No Surrender Match

Raven vs. Jeff Jarrett

TNA X-Division Championship Match

Christopher Daniels © vs. Jeff Hardy

Super X Cup Finals

Petey Williams vs. Alex Shelley

Grudge Match

Ron Killings & Konnan vs. BG & Billy James

NWA Tag Team Championship Match

America's Most Wanted vs. The Naturals ©

Samoa Joe vs. Lance Hoyt

Leonardo Kendrick vs. Eric Young

Pre-Show

Sonjay Dutt & Chris Sabin vs. A-1 & Bobby Roode

TNA Is Our Playground

The screen comes on and we see a figure in the darkness which the camera zooms in on mostly before suddenly Abyss's face pops out and he grunts loudly. James Mitchell now comes up in front of the camera as the camera zooms back to get both of them in view

James Mitchell: Last week, my monster had to take out two of TNA's X-Division talents to make an example. He destoryed Jerrelle Clark and Amazing Red with the two most powerful moves that this company has ever seen, the Shock Treatment and the Black Hole Slam. He made an...IMPACT...if you will...

Mitchell has a malicious grin on his face

James Mitchell: See I'm tired of hearing that Abyss isn't deserving of a title shot. I am tired of hearing that people like Monty Brown, Jeff Jarrett, and Raven are the ones at the top of this division. I never hear the name Abyss mentioned even as one of the best challengers for the NWA championship. I have had a hard time making him stop, just last week he pummelled those two X-Division stars and he liked it. The next time, I don't know if I could even stop him so this madness is going to continue week in and week out. Now I bet you can only imagine what it's going to be like when Abyss takes full control of his own personal playground...T...N...A!

Abyss now grunts before swatting the camera as we cut to the announcers table

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Mike Tenay: Well everybody welcome to TNA iMPACT! and thank you for downloading us on webcast. Live from Universal Studio 21, we are two days away from No Surrender! And Don, what a bunch of huge matches we have for that night!

Don West: Mike are you kidding? This line up for No Surrender is amazing! Jarrett faces off against Raven in a No Surrender match! Do you know what that is Mike? It's the first person to give up!

Mike Tenay: What about that big main event? AJ Styles defends the NWA Heavyweight Championship against 'The Alpha Male' Monty Brown!

Don West: Oh man Mike that is my top match for that show, and we've got so much more for that, including the finals for the Super X Cup Tournament!

Mike Tenay: Yes Don, and we've got the final semi-finals match, Chris Sabin against Petey Williams! And it's next!

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Super X Cup Tournament Semi-Finals:

-Petey Williams vs. Chris Sabin-

Petey Williams is getting a talking to by Scott D'Amore as Sabin keeps himself moving so he's ready to begin. D'Amore pointing at Sabin and saying a few choice words before getting out of the ring. Sabin now points over at D'Amore and retorts which allows Williams to hit him with a clothesline to the canvas. Williams now lifting him up and whipping him into the turnbuckle before running in to get a boot to the face. Sabin now takes advantage with a few quick shots before he bounces off the ropes and slides between the leg of Williams. Petey now turning to get dropkicked down to the canvas which he gets up from pretty quickly, before he rolls out of the ring as Sabin goes to strike again. D'Amore is speaking to Williams as Sabin reaches out grabbing the back of the tights and pulls up giving a wedgie to Petey now as the ref is unsure but then begins to count for him to break the hold. Sabin releases and gets pulled down by both feet as an angered Williams pulls him out of the ring. He bounces his face off the turnbuckle post and then jumps onto the apron as a stunned Sabin turns to get a diving hurricanrana on the outside floor. Williams now rolling him into the ring and going for the pinfall only getting a two count as D'Amore yells at the ref. Petey now picks up Sabin and puts him in position for the Canadian Destroyer, before he gets reversed and flipped onto his back as Sabin is now up. D'Amore gets up on the apron and Sabin goes to strike him but he jumps down. Sabin now turns and is hit in the gut as Williams hits the Canadian Destroyer and gets the victory, advancing to the finals of the X-Cup!

Winner: Petey Williams

Mike Tenay: There you have it, another interference by D'Amore!

Don West: Yeah but nontheless he moves on! It's going to be Alex Shelley againsth Petey Williams, and the numbers game of Team Canada!

Mike Tenay: Well Don, after this sham of a match, let's go back to Shane Douglas.

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Tag Gold

Shane Douglas is backstage with America's Most Wanted

Shane Douglas: Thanks Mike, back here with AMW, I'm the Franchise. Chris, last week you said you wanted a triple threat tag match for the titles, tonight!

Chris Harris: Oh yeah Shane, that's right. Three teams, only one of them on top, that sounds like my

kinda match.

Chase Stevens: Wait a second here Chris. You can't just come out and say you deserve a shot at the titles. We don't need to prove anything, we've already got our belts. So at No Surrender, we'll see someone in the ring. But you and Team Canada can fight over that, you don't even come close to us.

James Strom: Oh is that so? Ok fine, if Team Canada's got the balls, we'll pound them tonight, and in two days, we're going to take those titles from you!

Scott D'Amore: Oh we've got the balls baby. And they're Canadian! Petey Williams just proved what a great Canadian can do, in two days he's bringing home a shot at gold, and then after tonight, Bobby Roode and A-1, the powerhouses of Team Canada, will bring home gold at No Surrender.

AMW steps up into theface of D'Amore and then Roode and A-1 get in front of him and they stare each other down as the Naturals walk away

Mike Tenay: Wow did that match just happen tonight?

Don West: I believe it is, and it's going to decide who the number one contender is for the NWA Tag Team Championships!

Mike Tenay: Also, another contender for those titles, BG James & Billy James are coming out now.

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-BG James & Billy James vs. The Diamonds In The Rough (Simon Diamond & David Young)-

As the James' are in the ring, Diamond and Young come down and get started right away. Young and Billy decide they're going to start things off and Young wants a test of strength, but Billy hits a kick to the ribs. Billy then nails a knee to the same place and whips him into the corner. He braces himself on the ropes and stomps a hole in David Young. Billy plays to the crowd and receives boos while David crawls and makes the tag to Simon Diamond. The experienced Diamond steps into the ring and get met with a right that knocks him down. Billy throws another right and it knocks him down, then he drags him into his corner, holding his arm for BG., who he tags in. BG nails a leg drop on the raised arm of Diamond and he lands a stomp to the face. Diamond rolls around holding his eye, until BG picks him up and hits a left jab, and another left jab, he hits one more and then dances in the ring before he hits a big right hand! BG goes over to tag Billy, but Young sneaks into the ring and hits a forearm to the back. BG turns around into a pin attempt by Diamond that only gets 1. BG gets up and tags Billy, who comes in and clotheslines David and then Diamond right after. He tosses Young out of the ring and goes to the corner to set up the finisher, but his foot is grabbed by Konnan! Billy turns around and watches Konnan get nailed by a clothesline from BG, who then catches a big kick to the face from Killings. Billy tries to come out to the ring but gets rolled up in the ring by Diamond, 1..2..3!

Winner: Diamonds In The Rough

BG is on the outside getting pounded by Killings and Konnan while Billy looks in disbelief of just getting beaten by Diamond and Young who walk up the ramp out of sight. Killings and Konnan throw BG into the ring where Billy starts stomping away at Killings who enters first, but gets clubbed by the slapjack from Konnan. Killings sets up BG and lands the Axe Kick on him and they're both laid out!

Mike Tenay: The remaining members of the 3 Live Kru just beat the hell out of BG and Billy James!

Don West: Well on Sunday Mike these two teams are going to finally settle all of this bad blood that's been brewing for months now!

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Jeff Jarrett

Jarrett is backstage with his guitar over his shoulder

Jeff Jarrett: Last week, the sweetest guitar shot, I'eva laid on someone happened. I swung this thing straight over my shoulders, and pounded it straight into the head of that sonofabitch, Raven! I could see by the way you layed there that you were unconcious, that you couldn't exactly tell me, that you gave up. But I knew, that you were weak. And in two days Raven, I'm going to make you quit! It's all over Raven! All these fans think you've got me. Well let me let you in on a secret Raven, you ain't got nothin'. No Surrender! Is the end, of your career!

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-Samoa Joe vs. Sonjay Dutt-

Dutt enters the ring first and awaits his rematch with Joe. Samoa Joe comes out to a big pop and climbs in the ring and Dutt looks ready to go. The bell sounds and Dutt fires off the rpes and hits a quick hurricanrana on Joe, who is stunned for a second and so is Dutt. Joe gets up and has fire in his eyes, when he lands a big boot to the face. He picks him up and begins his slow methodical work. He throws him into the corner and starts slapping him hard in the face. Sonjay slumps in the corner and Joe sets him back up, and starts landing vicious chops to the chest of Dutt, who again slumps in the corner. Joe goes to the opposite end and comes off the ropes with a big facewash. Joe grabs Dutt and puts him up on the top of the turnbuckle. Dutt starts to slip off but Joe stabilizes him just long enough to get him into position for the Muscle Buster, and nails it. Dutt twitches on the ground and Joe then looks up to the rampway for a second and sees Hoyt coming down the ramp. Joe snaps the Coquina Clutch on Dutt who taps out mercilessly after only 2 seconds at the most, and Hoyt stops in his tracks.

Winner: Samoa Joe

Hoyt, who stopped in his tracks, is now looking at Joe with a scared look and he slowly makes his way to the back with Joe pointing at him and saying he's next.

Mike Tenay: Oh geez Don, after seeing that don't you think Hoyt might be a little worried about what he got himself into?

Don West: Hoyt sees exactly what he got himself into now, aand I bet if he had a time machine, last week is the first place he would go back to.

Mike Tenay: Lance Hoyt is in for a world of hurt in two days, at No Surrender!

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Leonardo Kendrick, is No Joke

We see Leonardo Kendrick backstage as he is walking down the hallway, he suddenly stops as he passes a door that has the Team Canada logo on it. A smile spreading across his face as he takes a nearby steel chair and shoves it under the handle before wiping his hands. The door is seen being struggled with as a bump is visibly seen. Kendrick looking on satisfied as he see's them struggle a bit more before calling out to try to get someone to open the door.

Leonardo Kendrick: OOOH CANADA...WHO IS THE JOKE NOW!

Suddenly we hear a muffled spout of choice words before Leonardo Kendrick walks off down the hallway with a satisfied grin on his face.

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Open Challenge

Christopher Daniels is now shown in the ring with a microphone in hand as he looks out at the TNA crowd. He has a smirk on his face as he brings up the mic and begins to speak, while adjusting the X-Division championship on his shoulder.

Christopher Daniels: So I see that the NWA Champion has his hands full at No Surrender. I see that Raven and Jarrett are butting heads at No Surrender. I see the X-Cup is finally going to be decided so I can have a number one contender for the next pay-per-view. But let me ask you all one question, after this joke of a tournament is over, am I really going to be getting a challenge for this championship?

Daniels now lifts up the championship with his other hands for the crowd as they boo him

Christopher Daniels: It's quite simple really, there isn't a soul in the back capable of taking this away from me. I don't care if your name is Petey Williams, Chris Sabin, or even AJ Styles the current NWA champion. Nobody can take this championship away from me, I'll probably be buried with this belt my dying day. I can beat everybody on this roster bar none with one hand tied behind my back and my eyes closed. So my question of the night is...who is going to come out and challenge me for No Surrender which is only a few shorts days away?

Jeff Hardy's music hits the PA system as he makes his way out to the top of the ramp with the lights out. The fans popping for the Charismatic Enigma who has the glow paint going and he's doing his usual routine of the spazzed out dance. Hardy running down to the ring and sliding in as Daniels bails from the ring with the mic left behind. Hardy picking up the mic as he looks over the ropes at Daniels who is now headed up the ramp.

Jeff Hardy: Me. You. No Surrender. X-Division championship. Welcome to my Imag-I-Nation.

Christopher Daniels pointing down at Hardy as he has a few choice words for him the he can't say on a mic with Hardy merely grinning as the camera has a close-up on him with the gunz taunt displayed out to Daniels.

Mike Tenay: Daniels versus Hardy at No Surrender! Are you kidding me!?

Don West: You heard that correctly there Mike, it's for the X Division title too!

Mike Tenay: What a match! Up next, anotehr match is going to be made, a number one contender's match for the NWA Heavyweight Championships.

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-America's Most Wanted vs. Team Canada (A-1 & Bobby Roode)-

AMW is in the ring waiting for their opponents and the camera cuts to the back looking at the door

Scott D'Amore: Break it down you idiots! Come on! You can't even break down a damn door! Use your head get something to open it!

The door finally bursts open when Roode and A-! have picked up D'Amore and rammed him into the door way

Scott D'Amore: You idiots! What in the hell...just get the hell out there!

Finally Team Canada arrive at the ring an Storm and Roode tie up in the center with D'Amore shouting orders from ringside. Roode gains the upperhand with a rake to eyes and gets right into backing James into a corner and firing shots to the body. Roode throws Storm into the ropes and lifts him over his back, and Storm comes crashing down. Roode drags Storm to his corner and gives him a few quick stomps before tagging in A-1, who climbs in through the ropes and kicks Storm in the face. A-1 keeps him isolated in his corner by setting him up in the tree of woe. A-1 puts his foot to the throat of Storm and pushes it back, choking him. The ref breaks it up with a five count and then D'Amore chokes him while the ref isn't looking. Storm falls from the tree of woe, while A-1 tags in Roode. Bobby picks Storm up by the hair and then lands a big stalling suplex. Roode covers, but Harris finally shows up for some action by breaking it up, but then meets a clothesline from A-1. Harris hops back up and then drives a boot to the stomach of A-1 and sends him outside. Harris and Storm now send Roode into the ropes and hit him with a double clothesline. They set him up for the Death Sentence and get it! Storm covers, but D'Amore jumps on the apron and starts arguing with the ref as the fans count the three. Storm finally gets off of him, exhausted and turns the ref around, only to be blindsided by A-1 and a big foot to the face. Harris jumps in and gets flapjacked by the Team Canada powerhouses. Roode picks him up and hits the Roode Awakening, and covers, but Harris breaks it up at a very near three! Rudy Charles finally restores order and arrisand A-1 resume their positions on the apron.

As Roode continues to wear down Storm who has been in this match the entire time, fails another attempt to tag in. Roode picks him up and drops him down with a military press slam. He covers but it only gets two. Roode sends Storm into the ropes, but he counters with a DDT! They're both down and looking for tags! Storm i crawling and he makes he hot tag to Harris! Roode tags in A-1 and Harris runs him over with a clothesline. Roode comes at him and gets his own clothesline. Harris scoop slams a charging A-1 and then hits a leg drop. Roode pounds him on the back but Harris kicks him in the mid-section and sends him outside. Storm is up and hits the Superkick on A-1! And then they set up the Death Sentence, and get it! 1..2...3!

Winner: America's Most Wanted

Mike Tenay: AMW are the new tag team number one contenders! They're going to No Surrender Don!

Don West: Oh yeah. AMW against The Naturals, what a match that's going to be!

Mike Tenay: Well Don, before AJ Styles comes out to say his peace, let's talk a little bit about No Surrender. A match, just made in fact, Leonardo Kendrick participate's in his second match in TNA, and it's against Team Canada member, Eric Young!

Don West: After what's been going on with Kendrick and Team Canada, this is sure to be good. We've also got the undefeated Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe, who takes on Lance Hoyt!

Mike Tenay: The way Joe has looked so far, I don't see an end to his streak Don. Speaking of streaks Petey Williams and Alex Shelley are both on mini-streaks right now, in the Super X Cup finals! Whoever brings home the cup, will also be the number one contender for the X Division title!

Don West: The first meeting for these guys and from watching these two in TNA, this may be one of the greatest X Division match-ups in history! And a number one contender was also chosen tonight, for the NWA Tag Team Championship when we see AMW take on the champs, The Naturals!

Mike Tenay: Will the titles change hands finally from The Naturals!? A long blood feud here, The remaining members of 3 Live Kru, Ron Killings and Konnan, will go against BG James and Billy James!

Don West: I want to see if this feud is finally going to end. These two teams have been at each other's throats for so long Mike.

Mike Tenay: Also a match made tonight, Christopher Daniels who offered an open challenge to annybody on the roster, for the X-Division championship, the returning Jef Hardy accepted and got a huge ovation here in the impact zone!

Don West: The return of Hardy even has me hyped up for that match. Let's talk about this No Surrender Match. Jeff Jarrett seeks revenge on Raven for taking his spot in the King Of The Mountain Match at Slammiversary, and it's the first person to give up Mike!

Mike Tenay: And at Slammiversary, AJ Styles retained his championship against 4 other men, including Monty Brown, who won a number one contender's spot in a match against Abyss two weeks ago! And it's for the NWA Heavyweight Championship!

Don West: It is yet another stacked TNA PPV and don't you dare forget to order it!

Mike Tenay: Well here comes the NWA Heavyweight Champion now! The Phenomenal, AJ Styles!

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The Championship

As Styles comes down to the ring, he paces back and forth receiving a huge ovation from the crowd

AJ Styles: Thank you...thank you. Now let's see here. It's just two days away, only my second title defense. Monty Brown deserves where he is right now. He defeated Abyss a few weeks ago, and he deserves to face me at No Surrender. But the title? He doesn't deserve that. I'm going to beat him, just like I beat four other guys at Slammiversary. And guess what? Brown was one of them. So at No Surrender Monty Brown, it's not going to be great, it's not going to be amazing..it's going to be, Phenomenal!

Just then Monty Brown comes running down the ramp and slides into the ring, when AJ drops his title and they start trading blows. Styles gains momentum and and drives him into the corner. Brown comes back out and AJ hits the Pele on him! Jarrett then comes sprinting out of the back, guitar in hand, and gets in and misses a shot to Styles, but nails him with a kick. He goes for the Stroke but Raven interrupts with a kick and an Even Flow DDT! Raven throws Jarrett to the outside and starts stomping away at him. Jarrett finally gets up and is being beaten around the ring, while inside, Brown starts wailing away on the head of Styles. Raven sends Jarrett crashing into the railing outside. Brown has grabbed the belt and he's waiting for AJ to get up, and when he does, he nails him with it! It's busted Styles wide open! Jarrett is getting up and he nails Raven with a surprise chair from the crowd. Raven is also a bloody mess! Brown picks Styles up who can barely stand and nails him with the Pounce!!! Jarrett picks up Raven and bashes the guitar over his head! He picks him back up and nails the Stroke!!! Raven and AJ are bloody and unconcious! Jarrett and Brown share a glare as their bodies heave breathes. Brown picks up the belt and stares at it over top of Styles as the show closes.

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Ok I'll start with Hard Justice.

Brother Runt defeating Abyss turned me off right away. Although Abyss isn't championship material, he's much like Kane was a few years ago, a main event jobber.

While popular, The James Gang should not be getting a push over a great team like Bentley and Kazarian.

Sabin vs. Nash X Division Number One Contender??? Nash vs. Senshi won't be any good since Nash can't wrestle worth a damn. Senshi should be insulted to be put in a match with him.

Something explaining why Zybysko switched to being a manager would be sufficient.

LAX winning was good, I hope you split up Daniels and Styles, as they bore me as a tag team.

Why is Joe using the Camel Clutch??? His finisher is the Coquina Clutch, and is a rear naked choke.

Cage as a face isn't really a turn on for me because he cuts heel promos a lot better. So what TNA IRL was good to turn him. Sting winning was good as he's a draw and Jarrett doesn't have the title. However, with Sting leaving in January, a long sustaining run wouldn't be very possible, thus creating an uncredible champion if he loses it soon.

First show

Written out promos would be good. Really short shows, and I hope your PPV shows are all written out.

Lots of spelling erros, try using the spell check. Understandable that you may speak differentyl, however not an excuse.

EY was okay by himself, putting him with the James Gang, is just..bad.

Really short match descriptions, it really doesn't say anything about the match. EY beats Matt Bentley, although he won, what does that say about him? Nothing, it doesn't make EY seem better to me, just winning a match doesn't always mean he's getting over with the fans.

LAX vs. The James Gang for the titles is going to be boring, we already saw them once, why do we want to see them again? If The James Gang already beat LAX, what kind of threat do LAX look like to them?

Why is Team 3d back? Explain these things, they just magically came back?

Abyss levels two guys with a chain, but then tries to get back in the ring, but is driven off the whole way to the announce table, imagine that for a second.

Senshi vs. Shelley should be awesome if written right, but will turn out very badly if it's just summarized. Senshi talking about how the X Division is only for highflyers is the complete opposite of what TNA wants to do. The whole point of the X Division is there are no weight limits. How does that make Joe's reign look?

When has Brown ever worn a suit? Joe, as the face, would announce the stipulation to get the crowd into it right away. I hope you come up with something good.

Styles and Daniels lose their titles, and then want AMW? They don't care about the tag team titles anymore? Everybody is accepting matches all over the place. Shouldn't some of these people not want to fight?

Making Roode look like Chris Masters is a turn off, glad he's being pushed though. Short match of course...yay Roode wins..If Roode has a manager, why is Roode speaking. The entire point of a manager is for him to be the mouthpiece. If you're going to have Roode talk, why does he need a manager? Right now it seems you're announcing every match for every show in this first show. With all the things going on, it seems you would definatly run over your one hour.

There is no TNA World Heavyweight Championship. If Cage helped Sting win the title, and he wanted it, I think he would want to do something to stop someone from winning it because of his jealousy, but that's what TNA did IRL.

"-The rematch was just as good as the main event at Hard Justice" How good was it? You never told me how the first match was, I have no clue what happened in this match the first time.

Not a big turn on for me on the first show, hope it gets better.

BTW, asking for replies is not something you want to do, if smeone wnats to leave feedback, they will. Feedback is a privelege, not a right.

Updates

Burchill getting fired always happens in your game, but realistically, the WWE knows how amazing he is, they would never fire him.

Second Show

Steiner doesn't really sound like himself, then again with your recaps, I wouldn't know how he sounds anyway.

If EY didn't want to be there, he should've tagged out don't you think? Glad to see you're starting to write a little more for your matches, but written out promos would add more to your show into more fo a live experience, instead of a recap, unless that's the feel you were going for. Konnan shouldn't be wrestling ver a great star like Homicide. Konnan is no longer a decent wrestler. The beat down at the end was viable, but where was the numbers game. It was 3 on 3 around the ring, LAX just got the upper hand.

The Island Monster was a good fit if you launch them into the tag team division, but how does Team 3D look going against two enormous guys? They virtually have no chance whatsoever. But if Abyss was a dominant monster himself, why does he need help after he just squashed all three Dudleys by himself the week before?

Bobby Roode hits the ring? Why, he just laughed about Tito Ortiz! Now he's coming to help the Eye SPY team? Why? What business does he have there? Explain why in the hell Roode just comes ut for no reason, when he has nothing to do with any of the 4 guys out there.

Brown would probably be happy to finally get oe where he couldn't escape. Monty Brown is a bad ass, not a Jeff Jarrett heel, scaredy cat who has to cheat to win.

Daniels turning was good, but if it ignites ANOTHER daniels/styles feud, I'm never reading again, they've gone at it way too many times in TNA.

"But he has never has a fight in TNA!" Should be had, but anyway,Ortiz has been in TNA before, so that staements makes no sense, even if the sentence was correctly formed in the first place. With 20 different people talking about the NWA Title, shouldn't Sting have something to say about it?

I'm sure we're all familiar with everyone's disposition at the moment, you don't have to keep reminding us which tunnel they come out of. Sting JUST became world champion a week or so before, he hasn't even said a word about it yet! You haven't done a very good job of making him look like he is the top of the mountain, even if the title says he's the man, you have to make it be true, and I don't think you made me a believer. Sting is trying to help Cage? Why? Cage keeps talking about how it's HIS title, so why should Sting care to help Cage? Sting should be scouting his next opponent, not looking to help someone win. Cage wanting to fight Sting now seems irregular because Steiner is the number 1 contender, shouldn't you be building something for that up?

Preview

Joe vs. Roode...why? Joe wants to kill Brown, and Roode wnats Ortiz, so instead Roode and Joe are going to fight? What significance does that have? This is a PPV type match, and you're having it with no build up whatsoever.

I don't think TNA is really into contract signings like WWE, so having two in a row seems DULL!

Conclusion

All in all, do not let EWR/TEW (which ever you're using) bind you. If you want LAX to get shot in the face (unlikely as it is, though it's just an example) do it. Do not let a game bind your writing. I would love to see written out promos, it adds a lot to everything as a whole. Keep it up though, I would not be leaving an hours worth of feedback if I didn't think this had potential, it is contructive criticism, not a personal attack or anything of the like. Good luck.

Mike Tenay: Welcome everyone and thank you for downloading us free on webcast. Mike Tenay with Don West, and tonight we are coming off a huge main event from last week's impact, where Monty Brown defeated 'The Monster' Abyss, to become the number one contender, to AJ Styles' NWA Heavyweight Championship.

Don West: That match was great last week and Monty Brown wasted no time after winning to let AJ know he was coming for the title when he stared him down last week.

Mike Tenay: Well Don, it was quite the match and I for one cannot wait for this match, at No Surrender. Also at No Surrender, the finals of the Super X Cup Tournament. We are now down to four men and here's what the bracket looks like.

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Sean Waltman Advances to Semi-Finals

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Shark Boy Eliminated

Alex Shelley Advances to Semi-Finals

vs.

Elix Skipper Eliminated

Michael Shane Eliminated

vs.

Chris Sabin Advances to Semi-Finals

Mystery Man Eliminated (Leonardo Kendrick)

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Petey Williams Advances to Finals

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Mike Tenay: The next match-up for that tournament is Sean Waltman and Alex Shelley. Now Don, Sean Waltman has been around a long time, and he knows exactly what he's doing in that ring.

Don West: Yeah Mike, but he's in the ring with one of the biggest prodigies of wrestling, Alex Shelley. You know I heard he tapes all of his matches and watches them?

Mike Tenay: Yes Don, and that's exactly what makes him such a great student of the game. And speaking of that prodigy, here he is, Alex Shelley!

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Super X Cup Tournament: Semi-Finals

-Alex Shelley vs. Sean Waltman-

Shelley and Waltman meet in the middle of the ring. Waltman pushes Shelley and Shelley pushes back. Waltman lands the first punch and Shelley turns around with a spinning heel kick, but it misses. Waltman picks misses a stomp, and Alex grabs his leg, and hits a dragon screw. Waltman hops back up and they stare each other down again. Waltman lands a kick to the stomach and throws Shelley into the turnbuckle, and Shelley runs up it, and backflips over back into the ring, behind a charging Waltman. Shelley pushes Sean into the turnbuckle and dropkicks him in the back. Shelley goes off the ropes and runs at him, he jumps up on the middle rope and lands a big kick to the face with the other foot. Waltman then slumps down on his back in the corner. Shelley gets on the turnbuckle and misses a backflip, but lands on his feet. Waltman hits a clothesline on him and Shelley gets up, Waltman hits another clothesline, and again Shelley gets up. Waltman then runs at him and nails a big enziguri. Waltman covers, but only gets two. He picks him up by the head and whips him into the tunbuckle. He fires off the ropes and hits a splash that puts Alex sunken into the corner. Waltman signals to the crowd and hits the Brono Buster on him. Waltman is gaining momentum and whips him into the ropes. Shelley comes back and jumps up, hitting a hurricanrana on him, and he ends up over in a pinning combination! 1..2...3!

Winner: Alex Shelley

Mike Tenay: Shelley picks up the win! He scores that hurricanrana and ends up pinning him!

Don West: Mike we've got one in the finals for this huge tournament, it's Alex Shelley!

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A clip of Jarrett's beat down on Raven last week runs

Never Give Up

Raven is sitting in a dark room in a chair backstage, with a bandage on his forehead

Raven: Last week, was a defining moment, in my career. Last week, I was beaten, and bloodied, by Jeff Jarrett. Last week, I found out, what a No Surrender match was. But it wasn't when Jeff announced it, no. It was when he was beating me. When I tasted the blood in my mouth! Was when I found out what a No Surrender match was! That's the point, at which I knew, I would never give up! Jeff, you are the one who's going to be giving up. I'm going to show YOU, what you got yourself into. In two weeks YOU....WILL..... SURRENDER! Quoth the Raven, nevermore!

Mike Tenay: Don, Raven doesn't seem to be too worried about that beating he took last week.

Don West: You just heard it Mike, Raven is going to show Jarrett what he just got himself into, by making that match.

Mike Tenay: Uh-oh. Here's a man you always know what you're getting yourself into when you step in the ring with him. He's already on his way out to the iMPACT! zone, he is the Samoan Submission Machine, Samoa Joe.

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-Samoa Joe vs. Shark Boy & Mikey Batts-

Shark Boy and Batts both try to drop kick Joe and he swats them both away. Joe runs at Batts and hits him with a quick boot to the face, which sends him outside. He turns around and Shark throws a right that gets caught and Joe twists his arm, Shark rolls right into it, and misses a back side kick. Joe grabs the only foot supporting him, and pulls it out from under him. Batts comes off the top with a corkscrew, but Joe moves, and then he hits a big elbow on his back. He goes back over to Sharky who is getting up, and throws him into the corner. He goes over to Batts and throws him into the opposite corner. He turns around and gets a full head of steam and drives his foot into the face of Shark Boy. He recovers and then starts running at Batts now and lands another facewash. Joe goes over to Shark Boy and sets him up in the corner, and then he hits the Muscle Buster! Batts is on his way up and actually nails a dropkick. Joe staggers backward, and Mikey goes for a clothesline, and it goes right into the Coquina Clutch, and Batts taps out!

Winner: Samoa Joe

Mike Tenay: And no surprise here, Samoa Joe another dominating performance over two TNA stars, AND he remains undefeated here in TNA.

Don West: This guy is going to run through the entire TNA roster before he's done, this man is just an absolute beast in that ring!

Mike Tenay: Well Don, we've got Shane Douglass backstage trying to find Samoa Joe.

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No Laughing Stock

A vignette begins playing as a dark room is shown with the only light being from a small window which reveals a chair in the middle of the room and upon that sits Leonardo Kendrick who has a Canadian flag in one hand and a small box in the other hand

Mike Tenay: Don this isn't Samoa Joe with Shane Douglas, what is this.

Don West: Quiet, quiet Mike.

Leonardo Kendrick: Everywhere I go, I try the best I can to win my matches and give the fans what they want and I get laughed at as people cheat to put me down. Team Canada tried to be that team as they used their numbers to knock me out of the Super X Cup and if that wasn’t bad enough, they took a hockey stick, with the Canadian flag flying proudly, and they smashed it into two pieces over my already beaten body.

Kendrick got to his feet and pulled out a match from the box before lighting it

Leonardo Kendrick: I am no Laughing stock! Team Canada, I’m coming for my revenge!

He dropped the Canadian flag on the floor before dropping the match on it. As the Canadian flag burnt, Kendrick kicked the chair over in anger and left the room.

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Samoa Joe

Shane Duglas: Well, Shane Douglas here, finally caught up with 'The Samoan Submission Machine', Samoa Joe!

Samoa Joe: What do you want Sane?

Shane Douglas: Well you know, Joe. You've been running wild trhough people for a few weeks now, and I was just lookin' for a story.

Samoa Joe: You want a story? Okay, I'll give you a story. The past few weeks, I've come out and dominated. That just shows you how weak, TNA is. How weak, this business has become.

Lance Hoyt comes up behind Joe and swings him around

Lance Hoyt: So TNA's weak huh? I'm not quite sure, but have you seen me?

Samoa Joe: Oh yeah. Hoyt right? Let me tell you somethin' Hoyt. Where I come from, we don't interrupt people. But if that's the way things are done around here, fine. At No Surrender, talk is cheap. We can settle it in the ring.

Lance Hoyt: Yeah, that sounds great.

Mike Tenay: Don it looks like we've got a match for No Surrender! Lance Hoyt faces off against Samoa Joe!

Don West: That is going to be one helluva match, iMPACT! zone favorite, Lance Hoyt, taking on the very impressive newcomer, Samoa Joe. What a match!

Mike Tenay: And it is shaping up to be a great follow up to Slammiversary. No Surrender, July 24th, just two weeks away live starting at 8 p.m. eastern, folks do not miss another great pay-per-view. And a division that we will feature at that pay-per-view is the X-Division, and here's an X-Division match now. Jerrelle Clark faces off against The Amazing Red.

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-Jerrelle Clark vs. The Amazing Red-

Red and Clark come out and have a stare down before locking up. Jerrelle puts him a hammerlock and Red inches towards the ropes, and springboards himself off the middle rope, backflipping onto Clark. Jerrelle gets back to his feet quickly and misses a dropkick. Red ducks and misses his own dropkick. Clark gives him a stomp and comes off the ropes, and gets caught in a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker by Red. Red grabs Clark by the head and drags him over to the ropes and climbs out onto the apron. He jumps up on the middle rope and hits a leg drop on Clark's head, sending him outside the ring. Red climbs back in the ring, showboats a little, and then gets a running start, steps up the middle turnbuckle and suicide corkscrews onto Jerrelle! After Red recovers a little he slides him back in the ring. He goes for a cover, but Jerrelle kicks out. Red goes up top, but gets shoved off! Abyss shoved him off the top! He climbs in the ring and hits the Shock Treatment on Red. Clark got up and climbed the ropes. He jumps off for a crossbody, but Abyss catches him with the Blackhole Slam! The ref rings the bell and his manager, Father James Mitchell, grabs a microphone.

No Contest

James Mitchell: Listen up TNA! Abyss, is a destoryer! He deserves a title shot! And if the NWA Campionship Committee won't give him one, we're going to barrel through everyone we have to, to get it!

Mitchell throws the mic down and him and Abyss walk out

Mike Tenay: Abyss wants a title shot Don, what do you think?

Don West: He doesn't deserve one. He had his chance in the King Of The Mountain Match, and last week aganst Monty Brown, in the Number One Contender's match.

Mike Tenay: Well Don, I guess we're going to see Abyss running through TNA then.

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Oh, Canada!

D'Amore is backstage with the rest of Team Canada

Scott D'Amore: It took two weeks, for me to get to say this! Two weeks! Just another, dissapointin' discrimination, against us, Canadiens! First, Leonardo Kendrick. I don't care about what you do. You are a laughing stock. Who names themselves after shorts worn under cheerleader's uniforms anyway? You burnin' the Canadien flag is a disgrace, and someone like you, should never even lay your dirty fingers on it. You'll get what's comin' to you Kendrick, you'll get it at No Surrender. When you, and anybody you can pick, take on the the big man, Bobby Roode, and 'Showtime', Eric Young! Second, Naturals. I want you to hear this loud and clear. Next week on impact, we're challenging you to a match. Bobby Roode, and A-1 for the NWA World Tag Team Titles. Beat that, Naturals.

America's Most Wanted walk into the picture

Chris Harris: Hey. You think that you guys deserve another title shot? You've gotta be kiddin' me.

Scott D'Amore: Wildcat, don't worry, after we win the titles next week, we'll give you a shot at No Surrender.

Team Canada goes and steps in front of D'Amore and stares down Team Canada

Chris Harris: How about this D'Amore? AMW, Team Canada, and the Naturals, triple threat tag match, for the NWA Tag Team Titles, next week, right here on impact!?

Scott D'Amore: But, we've already challenged them to a match..

Chris Harris: Get out of my face. Listen, three way tag match, if you don't see it our way, we'll make sure you do.

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Now!

Monty Brown is backstage inside Larry Zybysko's office

Monty Brown: Larry, I'm not waiting until No Surrender. I want AJ Styles, TONIGHT!

Larry Zybysko: What do you want me to do? Jarrett wants a match before then, you want a match, everyone wants everybody!

AJ walks into the room with the belt around his shoulder. Monty quickly turns and gets in his face.

AJ Styles: You know what Larry? Let him. I have no problem getting in the ring with him tonight. What? You think I'm going to back down from you huh? Anytime, anyplace, Alpha Male. You want it for the belt tonight? Give it to him Zybysko.

Larry Zybysko: If that's what you want AJ, go ahead, you got it.

Jarrett barges into the office

Jeff Jarrett: Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! You're going to give him a match?! No, I want Raven right now.

Larry Zybysko: Ok you know what guys, I've got a lot of other stuff to do. So here's what's going to happen. Raven and NWA Heavyweight Champion, AJ Styles, can take on you, Jeff Jarrett, and you, Monty Brown. Good luck, get out.

Brown and Jarrett don't like the idea of teaming together, but nod in somewhat of approval anyway

Mike Tenay: What a main event for tonight Don!

Don West: Larry just made that on the fly! It's going to be one heated match-up! And it's next!

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-Jeff Jarrett & Monty Brown vs. Raven & AJ Styles-

Monty Brown and Jarrett come out seperatly and Raven is out next and he waits outside the ring for his partner. 'I Am' hits and Styles comes out to a huge ovation from the iMPACT! zone. Him and Raven look at each other and jump in the ring. Brown and Jarrett pair off and they start brawling in the middle of the ring. Jarrett throws Raven to the outside and Brown throws Styles into the turnbuckle. Jarrett charges Styles in the corner but misses, and Styles hits a heel kick on Brown. Referee Rudy Charles tries to restore order and it's Raven and Brown who will start. The bell finally rings and Raven runs right into a powerslam from Brown. He covers quickly but Raven kicks out. Brown drags Raven over to the ropes and tags Jarrett in. He steps in and lands a right foot to Raven, who begins getting up back. Jarrett knocks him back down with a clothesline. He picks him up and goes for the Stroke, but Raven reverses it into a russian leg sweep. Raven gets up at the same time as Jarrett and Raven grabs Jarrett and tosses him outside. He jumps out with him and irish whips him into the railing. Brown comes from behind Raven and nails him with a few forearms. He picks Raven up and suplexes him into the rampway. Jarrett has gotten up and begins stomping on Raven, when AJ Styles steps in the ring and suicide dives onto Jarrett and Brown. Raven and Styles throw Brown into the ring. Raven picks him up into a powerbomb position and Styles climbs the turnbuckle. He jumps off and clotheslines Brown and Raven drives him down in a sit down powerbomb! Raven, the legal man, covers Brown, but Charles doesn't count it because Jarrett is the legal man, who stomps on Raven's head. Jarrett and Brown begin to isolate Raven in the ring, tagging back and forth, and wearing him down, while Styles helplessy watches from the other side of the ring.

Raven comes back off the ropes and hits Jarrett with a flying back elbow. They're both down and climbing for tags. Raven crawls over but gets dragged back by Jarrett. Jarrett throws him off the ropes, blind tag in to Styles and Raven gets nailed with a clothesline. Styles gets in the ring and hits a big right on Jarrett. Brown jumps in the ring and runs into a clothesline from Styles. He hits Brown with another clothesline. Jarrett comes from behind him and misses a clothesline to the back of the head, and Styles turns around and hits him with an enziguri. Brown charges Styles and runs into a drop toe hold. Styles springboards off the middle rope and hits a big moonsault on Brown, who rolls to the outside. Raven grabs Jarrett and tosses him outside. The crowd gives them a big ovaton for clearing out the ring and their opponents regroup outside. Jarrett slides back in the ring cautiously, and quickly tags Brown in, who doesn't look happy about it. He gets in anyway and runs right into a DDT by Styles. He waits for him to get up and Styles hits him with the Pele! Styles covers and it gets two when Jarrett breaks it up. Brown is first up and hits a big right to Styles. He picks him up and follows up with a big suplex. Brown is waiting for Styles and he gets up, Brown bounces off the ropes, charges, and misses the Pounce on Styles, but hits Raven with it who falls off the apron and crashes into the railing. He turns around and gets kicked in the stomach, and Styles hits Monty with the Styles Clash! He goes to cover but Jarrett is in the ring and hits him with the guitar! He drags Monty over to Styles and drapes his arm over Styles, and the ref turns around, 1...2...3!!!

Winner: Jeff Jarrett & Monty Brown

Mike Tenay: Do you believe that? Jarrett hits him with that damned guitar illegally and they pick up the win!

Don West: Mike these guys will stop at nothin' to win, and they did everything they could.

Mike Tenay: Styles gave it his all and got real unlucky when Brown hit the Pounce on his partner, Raven.

Don West: Could this be a preview of what happens at No Surrender? Monty Brown the new champion!?

Mike Tenay: Thanks for joining us folks, we'll see you next week on iMPACT!

Jarrett and Brown walk down the apron with Brown signaling gold around his waist again, and Styles trying to pick himself up and staring at Brown, as we go off the air

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At launch, I doubt I will be getting any of these consoles. Eventually I will be getting the PS3 because it looks amazing, and the online feature for free is definatly something I lvoe about PlayStation, which is the only thing I sue my PS2 for, online play.

The Wii doesn't entice me with the interactive controller "wand" because some of the games that are compatible with it, are cheaply put together. However, even with the regular controller, I don't see any games that really appeal to me. But I think it's safe to say that Nintendo is back, after a third place finish in the last next-gen competition.

I actually got my first look at the 360 yesterday at a friends' house. The games look amazing and in HD, it would look even better. The gameplay was good, and I'm definatly going to get that to go with the new HD capabilities I just got. Although, some of the gaming titles don't quite entice me.

The PS3 is probably going to be the best selling console with great games like MSG4, and GTA4, which is one of the best franchises ever IMO. At a $600 tag, it really doesn't seem worth it. If it were $400 I would be buying this the day it launched, but I won't be touching it until it at least drops near there.

My friend and business partner of 15 years decided it was time to call it quits. Since he was smart and saved his money, he could afford to. TNA management felt I still needed another person with me, so they gave me another partner to work with on booking. He lasted just one show, and decided this job wasn't for him. So now, yet again this leaves me on my own. With only two days left until the next show, I only have half of it booked, as I expected my partner to finish the other half, however he left unexpectantly. Now, how was I suppposed to handle this? Well if you get some ideas, please let me know. So anyway, I guess until TNA finds a suitable candidate with some sort of longevity, I'll be continuing on my own.

The first few orders of business that we needed to take care of were getting us off the internet. While we thank realplayer for finding some way to reach our fans, we need to get off of it soon. We're currently in talks with stations such as WGN Superstation, and SpikeTv, the current WWE provider. Although right now, neither seem to be leaning towards where we want them to. Less than 2 weeks away from the No Surrender PPV, the first under our new regime, some people seem excited. To tell the truth, I'm a little scared. Having Styles as champion gives me the willies. He doesn't seem like the strong type of person to lead us into the next generation. The only current storyline I'm content with is Jarrett/Raven. They're both veterans of the business and I'm hoping fans receive their feud as well as I hope to. Samoa Joe is a hard subject, part of me wants to push him to the moon right now and just give him the title, but I know that wouldn't be right. I still have no clue where I'm trying to go in the first place. I'm so confuzzled. Why am I talking to myself in the mirror anyway? I knew this job would make me go crazy.

From SOLW.net:

SOLW Finds Financial Backer!

SOLW has found a financial backer in Thompson's Manufacturing Co. SOLW has finally been able to hire more wrestlers with the obvious appearances of former wrestler, Danny Duggan, and former announcer, Laughing Larry. This is a huge uplift for SOLW and the future is now looking brighter.

SOLW End Of Year Awards!

On December 31st, Shit Outta Luck Wrestling will hold the first annual End Of Year Awards. The categories up for nomination are; Best Match, Best Promo, SOLW Wrestler Of The Year, Worst Match, Worst Promo, Worst Wrestler Of The Year. You voted and the ballots have been counted, show up for this mega event and witness a piece of SOLW history!

July 8th, 2005 iMPACT! Preview

Last week, the Super X Cup continued when Petey Williams secured a victory against a debuting Leonardo Kendrick, albeit D'Amore using the hockey stick to do it, he moves on nonetheless. Chris Sabin cashed in on his chance to become X-Division champion by defeating Michael Shane. Sabin and Williams will meet in the Semi-Finals in two weeks. However, this week, it will be Sean Waltman and Alex Shelley in Semi-Finals action. Who can climb another hurdle in the Super X Cup Tournament?

Monty Brown became the number one contender last week when he defeated Abyss, on iMPACT! webcast. Monty Brown wants to make it known that he wants a piece of AJ Styles and he'll get his first chance this week on iMPACT! How will the new Number One Contender go about getting his hand on Styles.

Team Canada has been boiling over several losses as of late, but this week, Scott D'Amore has begged and graveled his way to another tag team title shot for his team. Which two will he choose to take on the NWA Tag Team Champions, The Naturals?

All this and much more, on downloadable webcast!

The Game Is On

X-Cal makes his way to the ring with a look of disgust on his face

X-Cal: Ok, ok, ok. At Boiled Blood, I was made a fool of. This...this...hooded character, stole someone near and dear to me, Ms. Jade. I've created a new goal for myself. Instead of striving towards going back to the 15th century, where I rightfully belong mind you, I'm going to bring back, Ms. Jade. I will...

The screen ringside statics and the mystery man shows up on screen

Mystery Man: Hello again, X-Cal. Haha. Now, now, X-Cal, don't get upset. I still have Ms. Jade, of course.

He steps aside and Ms. Jade is shown unconcious, tied up in a chair

Mystery Man: You may be wondering who I am right? You can call me The Voice. Next month, at SOLW's second show, Kick Start, you will be seeing me, face to face, X-Cal. Now, if you want the lovely, and I mean LOVELY, Ms. Jade, back, you will perform another one of your three tasks. Win your number one contender's match, as simple as that X-Cal. You win, and next week, I will give you your final task on your way to get Ms. Jade back. And then, after that, I'm all yours in any kind of match you want. Good luck, hahaha.

Laughing Larry: Well, that was quite strange, but anyway, I'm Laughing Larry, and it seems I've made my return to SOLW. Thank god too. Our first match is featuring the very strong, very powerful, sadistic in fact, Mr. Simon. How did this guy get to be champion?

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Match One

-Mr. Simon vs. Shawn Styles-

Styles jumps on Simon quickly as soon as he climbs in the ring, but Simon doesn't seem phased and ases to his feet with a few rights. Stylez starts staggering backward and recovers when he back into the ropes. Simon misses a clothesline when Stylez ducks and hits a spinning heel kick that sends Simon outside the ring. Stylez looks over the ropes and sees Simon getting up and goes off the opposite ropes and suicide dives to the outside on top of Mr. Simon! Stylez surprisingly dominates Simon for the next few moments. Simon gets whipped into the ropes and hits Stylez with a back elbow. They're both down and trying to recover. They get up at the same time and Simon fires the first shot. Stylez reels back and hits Simon with a right. He gets a blast of energy and hits a combination of rights and lefts. He sends Simon into the ropes but Simon slides under him and gives him an inverted facebuster. He picks him up and climbs the corner, Psycho Snap! 1..2..3!

Winner: Mr. Simon

Laughing Larry: Heh heh heh heh eh heh eh heh. Oh 'Scuse me. Hehe. Mr. Simon picks up a very interesting win after hitting that vicious Psycho Snap. Well hold on, I just got a note here. 'Go to the backstage area, and interview Jack Smack. P.S. Don't read this out loud' Oh hey um...whoops. Well uh, hold on.

Loud scuffling is heard with Larry rushing backstage

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I Stand Alone

Laughing Larry: panting Ok um...I'm here with Jack Smack...and tonight...he is challenging...

Jack Smack: Stop your hard breathin'. You sound like a little whiney guy that just got raped by a big guy who calls his "tool" Little Jonny. Anyway, tonight is the night I make a statement. I've been livin' in the shadow of Tony Scarcelli my whole life. Bein' pushed aaron'. Since he foun' me weight trainin', he thought he could just use me to do his biddin'. Well guess what Tony? NO MORE! I stand alone Tony! I'm goin' solo, and if you wanna stop me, you just try!

Laughing Larry: Well that was...odd. Next up is that man, Tony Scarcelli.

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Match Two

-Tony 'The Boss' Scarcelli vs. Danny Dugan-

Danny Duggan makes his return and it's met well with a big kick to the face from Tony. Tony goes for a quick cover, but Danny recovers from the shock and kicks out after two. Tony picks Dugan up and throws him into the ropes. Danny comes back with a Lou Thesz press and pounds Tony's face. Tony rolls over and starts to pound on Danny, but Danny rols out of the ring and plays to the crowd. Tony comes from behind and slams his face into a bystander's chair who screams and then runs away. Tony grabs the chair and throws it into the ring. Tony then rolls Duggan into the ring and picks up the chair. Duggan gets up and turns around right into a chair shot. Our new referee calls for the bell and receives his own chair shot!

Winner by DQ: Danny Duggan

Tony isn't done and he continues to punish Duggan with the chair. Tony sets up the arm of Duggan in the chair and goes up top. Before he can jump down, Jack Smack pushes him off! Jack slides in the ring and sends Tony into the ropes and hits the Mob Hit! Jack stands over Tony and raises his arms in victory. He then makes his way to the back with a pleased look.

Laughing Larry: Well hahaha, Tony didn't seem to have much remorse for Danny Duggan there. ood thing we've got Jack Smack out here to stop him. Hey folks, he's in the main event tonight, did you know that, I sure didn't! Anyway, well a Mr. McCoy Counterfeit is on his way to the ring hmm...

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The Golden Sceptor

McCoy Counterfeit: Hello my fine americans. I want to let you all in on a smal secret between Alex old and I. The power of this sceptor, is the power of you the fans! Your cheers power this sceptor! And this sceptor, powers Alex. So fans, only you! Can wield Alex to a win tonight. So let's all start our...

McCoy is interrupted by X-Cal jumping Alex from behind

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Match Three

-Alex 'Pure' Gold vs. X-Cal-

X-Cal throws Alex into the corner with force and stomps away at him. X-Cal goes for the Royal Flush but Alex wriggles out of it and hits a russian leg sweep. Alex goes off the ropes and hits a leg drop. He goes for a cover but it only gets one. X-Cal fights his way back up clotheslines Alex. He grabs him by the arm and wrenches it. He spins around with his arm and then drives an elbow drop onto it. Alex writhes in pain and huddles in the corner. X-Cal picks Alex up and throws him into the opposite turnbucke, but it's reversed. Alex grimaces in pain from his arm, but sucks it up and charges X-Cal, hitting him with a splash. Alex again grabs the hurt arm, however hits a suplex on X-Cal, who after recovering slightly, rolls to the outside. He walks around the ring for a while and ends up backing into McCoy. McCoy sees him turn around and gets chased around the ring until Alex comes out of nowhere with a hurricanrana off the stairs. Alex rolls X-Cal into the ring. Alex whips X-Cal into the ropes but sees a reversal, and they double clothesline each other! X-Cal looks up and still sees Alex down. He then lays back down like he's hurt! Alex gets up with some help from the ropes and sees X-Cal still down. Alex climbs the ropes and goes for the Golden Shower, but misses. X-Cal was playing opossum in the ring! He jumps up quick and locks in the King's Court! Alex has no choice but to tap out!

Winner: X-Cal

Laughing Larry: Ahem, well we see X-Cal completing those tasks. I'm guessing that's a good thing. The main event you've all been waiting for, Jack Smack is going to face off against Mr. Simon for the SOLW Heavyweight Championship!

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Main Event

-Mr. Simon © vs. Jack Smack-

Jack is greeted by the champion in a stare down in the middle of the ring after a groggy recovering ref holds up the ratty championship that everyone here seems so obsessed with. Simon slaps Jack in the face, and Jack turns and laughs. He fires a big right but it's blocked and he gets his own right hand. Simon fires a few more shots and irish whips him into the ropes and it gets reversed. Simon comes back with a flying burrito (elbow) as Lawler would call it. Simon jumps up and comes off the ropes, missing a revolving leg drop. Jack picks him up and slams him down with a military press. Jack plays to the crowd but gets caught with a few forearms in the back. He gets clotheslined to the outside but lands on his feet. Simon sees this and goes off the ropes and jumps through the ropes, landing on Jack, driving him down. Simon recovers first and whips him into the ring post. Jack gets stood up by running into the post and Simon charges, but Jack as if he has eyes in the back his head, moves and Simon drivs himself into the ring post. Jack dominates the match for the most part from here and gets a lot of close covers.

Simon gets up first after a superplex that shook the ground on Jack. Simon lifts Jack up and goes for the Psycho Snap, but Jack slips out of it and hits a swinging bulldog. Jack sends Simon into the ropes and hits the Mob Hit! We could have a new champion! Cover, 1..2..NO! Simon kicks out! Simon kicks out! Jack looks up in disbelief and sets him up again, Mob Hit! 1..2...NO! Another kick out by Simon! Jack cannot fathom this ever happening, and takes Simon up top. He goes for the Mob Hit off the top, but Simon reverses it somehow and hits a face buster off the top! They're both out! Jack is the first up but Simon isn't far behind. Simon gains the upperhand when he nails a kick to the shin and hits a DDT. Mr. Simon throws him into the turnbuckle and takes him up on his shoulders! Psycho Snap! 1...2...3! Nobody kicks out of that!

Winner and Still SOLW Heayweight Champion: Mr. Simon!

Laughing Larry: How amazing was that!? Mr. Simon survived 2 Mob Hits! Can you believe that!? Wait, hold on a second!

Tony and a big menacing man walk to the ring as Simon sneaks back to the back. Tony and the guy climb in the ring and Tony says to break him. The man picks Jack up like a toothpick and hits a rib breaker. Tony sets up a table in the ring and the man drags Jack over to it. The man grabs Jack by the throat and chokeslams him through the table! He stands over him and Tony laughs as the show comes to a lose.

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