ZJ Penn

"Paul the Racist?" "I think he prefers Paul the Fireman."

Prevent your toast from landing butter side down by waiting till after you've dropped it to butter it.

Regular size Mars bars make ideal snack-size Mars bars for giants.

While the cat's away, the mouse will play! Except by 'cat' I mean my girlfriend and by 'mouse will play' I mean I'll have just Mini Kiev's in a bowl for dinner...

Omegle! That's it!

I say you're Keith! He was doing all rhyming and shit in donators earlier.

If its just the cards you want, www.fightdvd.co.uk have them all available for DVD with the fight listings.

If you're talking 8-man tournaments then I don't worry about the guys who are unlikely to win, because realistically they'll only use one or two fights on their contract. Then for the guys you expect to win at least two fights, put them on seven fight deals. That way they can either come runner-up three times or win two tournaments. It just needs forward thinking if your doing them ...

Do not mock Project Management! It's thanks to that module I can still aim for a 2:1 or better in my final year

The Dawn of MMA mods (both versions 1 & 2) are on this site in the TEWR section and GDS in the WMMA2 mods section. There's other mods on GDS too. My newest one isn't out yet.

Just dropped in on the UFC diary, looks good, definitely need more of them around here. I'll be leaving proper feedback eventually, but it might not be till Monday.

Nah not me. Nothing to do with the place.

Just put up some coving. Man points +1

She did it and she's dead. You didn't and you're not.

Beekeepers. Avoid being stung by keeping flies instead.