Kane's Mullet Slacker

Awesome show RSL, I liked it, I really enjoyed the CM Punk vs. AJ Styles match and the finals between Shelley and Styles in the Cage.

Since Punk won a Triple Chance Match we get to see him again in SWEW, any chance AmDrag will be coming back as well?

I can't wait for the Shelley-Jacobs title match, this feud has been built up really well, and like Hajjhowe, I agree that there's no way Shelley CAN'T win the SWEW title.

It's too bad to see Kid Kash go as he was a riot he always made me laugh. I'm still laughing about that damn milkshake

Keep up the great work RSL :thumbsup:

P.S. HUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was kindofa foregone conclusion that it would be a three way dance for the Cursierweight title at Vengance btwn Ultimo, Noble, and Truth. Since Virch pretty much gave it away in his rant from last 'week's' SD! Still should be a good match. Very interesting dynamic by adding Mike Barton to Team Angle, I didn't see that one coming. Although I think you're trying to make him out to be like Marc Mero Version 2.0 with the boxing attire and the TKO finisher. We all know Jerry Lynn does the best TKO anyway I must be living under a rock or something but who's Mike Tirico?

Glad to see that RXC is back MX. I've always enjoyed your diaries your NWA TNA diary is one of my all-time favorite diarys, and I was really getting into RXC the last time [EWB III] before it died. It's too bad we didn't get to see the blow offs to the Maff-Messiah and Kaos-Pain feuds, as they were built up really well. Good to see that you've brought in some fresh talent to the new RXC. I really loved the involvement of Trent Acid throughout the show. I look foreward to the next show. B-Boy, Al Snow, and DDP against Trent Acid? :thumbs-up: Being a huge Raven mark I have to be biased and root for him in the title tournament but I'm hoping it's one of the younger guys. Like Homicide or even Chris Hero. I also like the new show format because at times in the EWB III version it got really tiresome reading through your long match write ups. Not that there was anything wrong with them as they were very detailed but I was getting kinda sick of reading through an essay almost on the opening match. You know what I mean? Keep up the good work, I'll be reading

Tornado Tag Match

Juventud Guerrera & Nicho vs. The SAT

Tag Team Grudge Match

Alex Shelley & Super Dragon vs. Jimmy Jacobs & Zack Gowen

SWEW Tag Team Championship

The Havana Pitbulls© vs. Styles Ca$h

Danny Daniels vs. Low-Ki

Spanky vs. Trent Acid

SWEW Triple Chance Match

Austin Aries vs. Delirious vs. Kid Kash

Jack Evans vs. Joker

Matt Sydal vs. Samoa Joe

Solid show. It's sad to see the Briscoes go, hopefully they'll return later on. I kinda thought that the Briscoes would have at least got one fall on the Pitbulls though.

The tornado tag, and the tag title match look good. I'm not a real big fan of Gowen but the tag match with him and HUSS~! against Shelley and Super Dragon makes sense storyline wise. Spanky vs. Trent Acid will be good, I feel sorry for Daniels as Low Ki is gonna stiff the hell out him.

I'll hold off on predictions until the full card.

Keep it up :thumbs-up:

I just got through reading through this diary, and I must say this is a really fun diary. I still can't over Kid Kash throwing the milkshake at Low Ki's car HUSS~! Jimmy Jacobs as champ is great. I look foreward to the next show. BTW: Don't listen to RBM, he's only one person. Let the awesomeness continue.

Now onto the predictions:

SWEW Tag Team Championship

2 out of 3 Falls

The Havana Pitbulls© vs. The Briscoe Brothers

SWEW Heavyweight Championship

Jimmy Jacobs© vs. Austin Aries

SWEW Triple Chance Match

Jack Evans vs. Spanky vs. Super Dragon

Samoa Joe & Trent Acid vs. Styles Ca$h

Alex Shelley vs. Zack Gowen

Danny Daniels & Kid Kash vs. Delirious & Low-Ki

Loser Leaves SWEW

Jimmy Rave vs. Joey Matthews vs. Joker vs. Sabian

WWE CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Rey Mysterio vs. John "Bradshaw" Layfield vs. Eddie Guerrero ©

An interesting spin on this match with Rey Mysterio included.

WWE UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LADDER

Rene Dupree vs. John Cena ©

I'll be pulling for Dupree in this match since I'm a fan of his, plus it's about time you got the strap off Cena

WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

The Dudley Boyz vs. Rico and Charlie Haas ©

I'm really beginning to like the pairing of Rico and Haas, and hope they win this one. Since the DUDley Boyz or just that. A dud.

WWE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

Jeff Hardy vs. Chavo Guerrero ©

I'm hoping Chavito Heat wins and continues his Chavo vs. the World storyline. I'm so glad you didn't give the title to Classic.

HANDICAP MATCH

Mordecai vs. Scotty 2 Hotty and Rikishi

Can I get a bland with a side of bland? Hopefully Mordecai injures Rikishi again so I don't have to look at his dimpled ass again

Booker T vs. the Undertaker

The Undertaker do the J-O-B? Ha, but I'm glad to see you continued on this feud since the WWE doesn't know the meaning of the word: countinity

ELIMINATION MATCH TO BE NO.1 CONTENDER FOR THE CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP

Akio vs. Jamie Noble vs. Ultimo Dragon vs. Nunzio vs. Paul London vs. Shannon Moore

He's on a role since his return and I don't see his momentum stopping now. Moore, Nunzio, and Noble haven't done much lately to garner themselves a shot. London and Akio have been wrestling tag matches.

DEBUT MATCH

Suzuki vs. Billy Kidman

Poor Billy Kidman, forced to job to a loser like Suzuki

Was a good ending to the Christian vs Molly Holly match though I don't like the chair shot not keeping her down. But otherwise it was a very good show and I liked it bunches.  I liked the PPV Dukes and just like I thought.  Rhyno retained

The Kap Says!

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That's because Molly channeled the spirit of the Undertaker.

EDIT: [as to not Post-whore] w00t w00t OMGF MOLLY WON THE IC TILE~!!!111!!! :smug:

Hey man! Its Alex Wright, the German. If you wanna know, what the Germans are about, pick me, and you will have one hell of a wictory (thats not a typo), I promise!

I even did the hand gestures.

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I remember that, oh that brings back old memories. I remember if you clicked on Nash he was like 'Don't pick me pick somebody else liek Hogan' if you click on Piper Piper, 'Don't pick Nash because I can smash Nash, Hogan? Put em to sleep 3 times. Pick me because everybodies gotta pay the Piper' that was great. And Raven's 'Pick me, don't pick me, do whatever you want. I don't care...Quote the Raven Nevermore'

1. Pick the winner: Rhyno v. Chris Jericho v. HHH

2. Which man will not be involved in the decision? Jericho

3. Pick the winner: Molly Holly v. Christian

4. Pick the winner: Randy Orton v. Sting

5. Pick the winner: Shawn Michaels v. Kane

6. Pick the winner: Mondo and Dreamer v. Jeter and Matthews

7. Who will pin whom? Dreamer pins Jeter

8. Pick the winner: Hall and Booker v. Nowinski and Mack

9. Who will pin whom? Nowinski pins Hall

10. Pick the winner: Jazz v. Trish Stratus v. Tracy v. Lucille LaChienne

11. Who will lose the match? Tracy

12. Will any matches be added at the last minute to compensate for Benoit's injury? Yes

13. Which match received the highest *overall* EWR rating? Rhyno v. Y2J v. HHH

14. Which match's result forced me to use Arsenic on a wrestler's morale? Molly Holly v. Christian

15. Which match was so well-received that the match following it was a letdown?

Randy Orton v. Sting

So that's the Prediction Contest. And now, the survey. I will give you a series of people in my WWE, and ask you to rate your opinion of them from 0 to 10. Zero means you're absolutely hating it, 10 means it's a total markout moment. Please include a few words of criticism or praise as you see fit telling me how it can be handled better -- which in many cases is independent of your enjoyment of it. Answer as many or as few as you like.

Billy Kidman and Rey Misterio - 5, as much as I'd like Mysterio to go on a solo run SD! needs all the tag teams it can get so he's fine where he's at for now.

Chris Jericho - 9, Jericho is Uber cool

Christian - 5, as much as I am a fan of Christian he's so much better than his current misogynist angle

Cruiserweights - 3, the Cruiserweight division has never really been strong in the WWE and in BVS it's no different. Ron Killings is also seen as a paper-champion which is not the case since Killings=pwnage

Dallas Page - 5, I can't really see him as an announcer but I guess you make it work with his lil' Good Thing Bad Thing gimmick although it was better with King since he could play the heel announcer to Ross' face now they're both face announcers and that just doesn't work IMO

Eddie Guerrero - 5, as much as I love Eddie Guerrero he's not been invovled in a major angle or storyline recently and that's pretty bad considering he's the champion on SD!

Eric Bischoff - 2, Eric in Evolution? meh

Evolution (including Orton in-ring) - 5, Orton doesn't bother me, but I hate Michael Shane and Batista is blah.

Jim Cornette - 9, I love Jim Cornette he's great, just bring back the tennis rack and I'll give it a 10

Jim Ross - 3, he gets on my nerves sometimes especially his bais commentary

Rhyno - 5, good to see him getting a push and all but I think he shouldn't have gotten the title so soon

Los Maximos - 2, I'm not a big fan of the Maximos since they're total spot monkies and sloppy in the ring and need a good team to carry them to a 4 * plus match [see: Mysterio/Kidman v. Maximos]

Matt Hardy - 5, good to see he's getting a US title push but BG James? And now Konnan? You should really expand on The Hurricane-Hardy thing and make it into a feud

Michael Cole - 5, not a real big fan of Cole-slaw but he works as SD! Commentator, just not with Cornette.

Molly Holly - 6, Interesting to see Molly get the Chyna push I'm a fan of Molly's in-ring work and she's probably the best Women's worker in North America

Nathan Jones - 0, Total carpola he's a worhtless 'talent' if you can even call him that. He can't even throw a proper punch or kick without hurting himself or someone else [i.e. Undertaker]

Nick Mondo and Tommy Dreamer - 5, I'm a fan of Dreamer but never seen any of Mondo's stuff IRL but I'm happy you're at least doing SOMETHING with Dreamer instead of the real WWE

Recent call-ups (Jeter, Matthews, Hennigan, Tracy) - 5, that's only because of Joey Matthews, I could care less about Jeter, Hennigan or Traci with an 'i'.

Recent long-term signings (Cabana, Tomko, Rizzono) - 3, Colt Cabana is the only worthwhile of the whole bunch as Rizzono was horrid in XPW and Tomko is crap, I can't see Cabana in the WWE though.

Right to Censor - 3, I'm not a huge fan of the RTC but I like Stevie Richards. Just NOT RTC Stevie.

RNN host Randy Orton - 8, I don't really hate Randy Orton he doesn't bother me and he can be entertaining, although RNN recently has been bland it needs better 'guests' than Batista or Eric Bischoff or Michael Shane every other 'episode'

Roddy Piper - 5, Piper is Old School for sure I enjoyed his matches back in the 80's and his gimmick but he's so-so IMO as a GM.

Shawn Michaels - 7, After reading the BVS I regained respect for HBK but recently as someone else said he's been very quite.

Sting - 5, It's hard to picture Sting in a WWE ring but I used to be a fan of him back in the day as long as he is used to put over younger talent and not to get himself over than he's alright in my book.

Team JAPAN and Paul Heyman - 10, awesome, simply awesome. I'm a fan of both Ultimo and Tajiri and a huge Heyman fan and that old school Cell Phone shot he did was sweet.

Three Live Kru - 8, I love 3LK, Killings in particular but BG can be entertaining and Konnan to some extent but he's better standing at ringside than involved in the match IMO.

Triple H - 6, Okay I'll give Triple H credit he is a good worker, when motived, but the last couple years he has been lazy IMO just like he's been in this diary.

Undertaker and Torrie Wilson - 6, interesting with Torrie playing Paul Bearer but I'm not a huge Torrie Wilson fan but the return of the old school Undertaker is great but I've been a fan of Taker's no matter what gimmick he's had

Women wrestlers (other than Molly) - 5, I see where you're coming from with Victoria with the Split Personality gimmick but you need to expand on it. Other than her there's no one else of any worth expect maybe Gail Kim.

Do you mean Black Cat?

I didn't like how fake the action scenes looked in the first movie. They looked like something out of a video game, and it looked so cookie cutter. Not to mention Green Goblin looked like a Power Ranger. Being a fan of the comics I'm hoping this movie will redeem the Spider-Man franchise for me since I was kinda dissapointed with the first movie.

Great first show. Keep pushing Petey Williams and push the Thomaselli's [Vito specifically]. I'm interested as to who will be facing Ace Steel. And Chris Hero vs. Homicide :thumbs-up:

Ahhh Blandy Orton does it again. Way to kill the crowd, he's not the Legend Killer he's the Heat Killer.

I don't think Jericho's going to win the Bad Blood ME either but he's insanely over which makes me believe that Rhyno will most likely retain the title with a fall over Triple H, setting up a possible rematch between Jericho and Rhyno for SummerSlam considering Jericho would not have been pinned by the champion.....or Triple H could just get the title back and Jericho could hit that glass ceiling again

Okay, I had written some very detailed feedback and before I could finish my AOL went and shit the bed so I'm very pissed because I wrote everything for nothing [Although I could have done the smart thing and wrote it all in notepad and just C&P'ed it, but I'm a dumbass..] So I'm not going to do all that typing again and just get right to the Super 8 Predictions. Cause I'm a lazy bastard.

Predictions:

Sabin over Kruel

Although it's painfully obvious who will this match, I don't think Kruel will get squashed I think he'll have a strong showing despite losing.

Walters over Cunningham

Although I'm not a big fan of Walters and like Cunningham, Walters has been on a hot streak.

Dutt over Rave

Sonjay Dutt is the shit plain and simple. Jimmy Rave is great and the match could go either way really, the only match really, but Dutt looks ready for the big time.

Shelley over Siaki

I agree with Conniption at least on Freelancer has to win, and Alex Shelley will get the "Upset" over Sonny Siaki since Siaki is a failed experiment.

Pending upon the bracketing, it'll either be Sonjay Dutt vs. John Walters [With Walters beating Sabin for the belt in the semi's, only to lose the belt to Sonjay in the infamous Double Switch!] or Chris Sabin vs. John Walters [With John Walters winning the X Division title or the opposite with Sabin winning from interence from Vince Russo] or Chris Sabin vs. Sonjay Dutt [With either Dutt winning the belt or Sabin retaining and winning the Super 8 with interence from Ron Killings]

So it's between three guys really: Dutt, Sabin, or Walters.

Or it could just be the obvious with Sabin winning but that just wouldn't be fun now would it?

This looks like a great diary and I can't wait for the first show. The Road Warriors Cup is a great idea and bringing back the 'tag rope' is also something fresh. Push Petey Williams!

This certainly looks interesting Skumfrog, I was a fan of your WWE in the Style of Skumfrog, and I'll be reading this one for sure. I'm intrigued to see what the "shows" will be like. If you plan on killing someone else anytime soon, make sure it's Ray Traylor. He deserves to die.

Decent show for Xplosion. Good to see Don West is back, you can't have TNA without Don West, love him or hate him.

Not a fan of Michael Shane, so the less Michael Shane the better. I feel sorry for Sal.

Hmm, do I sense a turn coming on. Yes, I do. I'm a fan of Chase Stevens and Andy Douglas, so push them to the moon please.

Ah, what would a wrestling show be without a squash match? The Red Shirts rolling over Sydal and Delirious to get them over as a threat to the tag team title scene and with Don Callis as the mouthpiece of the group it might just work. The original Red Shirts were shit, but these guys aren't bad. Northcutt is good, and Gage is certinally ten times better than Ryan Wilson or Legend combined.

Pretty good Low Ki promo, although I haven't seen many of a Low Ki promo considering the guy does most of his talking in the ring, and with his feet. Still nothing too far fetched sounds like something Mr. Intensity [and I don't mean Kurt Angle] would say. The Daniels-Ki feud continues, and with B-Boy thrown in it keeps getting better. Maybe Ki could bring in a friend ::cough::Homicide::cough:: *ahem* excuse me to counteract. BTW: Whatever happened with Daniels group of followers? Where's Abyss? I've grown to like Abyss and he's a great big man and was wondering where he's been.

It's bad it wasn't Quiet Storm in that match against B-Boy but either way you know the outcome would be the same. B-Boy just killed Chris Divine. Talk about momentum.

I don't understand the whole 'Who Dun It' angle or where you're going with it, but I guess I'll have to wait until further explanation.

Although I'm dissapointed to see Frankie lose, had to know it was gonna happen. Walters is on a hot streak since beating Gilberti [who, and I can't believe I'm saying this...miss] so I kinda knew he was gonna walk all over Frankie in this one. I hope you stop jobbing him out soon though.

So overall it was as good as Xplosion is gonna get, and helped build some storylines [Russo Inc, Ki-Daniels] and previewed the Super 8 tourny.

Sullen

Just got caught up again, and I have to say sometimes you [Dukes] can be your biggest critic. Your booking isn't all that bad and it's realistic I mean it's not like you're bringing in a ton of indy guys and pushing crusierweights to the moon, there's still a strong presence of guys with either no workrate [Nathan Jones] or ones with very little [Taker, Bull].

It's too bad you let the Dudleys go. I didn't get to vote on Judgment Day but I'd like to see you try and sign some more tag teams America's Most Wanted would be one. RAW needs some more tag teams.

Since you signed Joey Matthews you should sign Christian York, but apprently you saddled him with Johnny Jeter he would have also been a good addition to Smackdown! as another member of V1's MFers [That's Mattitude Followers by the way ] BTW: About time Matt Hardy got a push! Now push Lance Storm and I'll build many a temple in your honor. Nah just kidding.

Keep up the good work

Sullen

Glad to see this diary is back, but I don't think you should have gave away the conclusion of the Lynn/Diamond feud on free TV I would have waited till the PPV to end it, but maybe you have something bigger planned for Diamond prehaps a title shot [Hint: Hint]

Yeah, I knew the Truth was going to turn heel, about time. Heel Killings > Face Killings. Sonjay and Sharky will most likely side with BG since I can't see either as heels. Well, maybe Sonjay but Shark Boy? :blink:

Another Punk/Raven feud

Super 8 should be great. I look foreward to it. Any chance you might give us an update on who's in the tourny? It would be much obliged.

Keep making them, and I'll keep readin' em.

Sullen