TEOL

Share and enjoy

Share and enjoy

Journey through life with a plastic boy

Or girl by your side

Let your pal be your guide

And when it breaks down

Or starts to annoy

Or grinds when it moves

And gives you no joy

'Cause it's eaten your hat

Or had sex with your cat

Bled oil on your floor

Or ripped off your door

You get to the point

You can't stand any more

Bring it to us, we won't give a fig

We'll te...

Go stick your head in a pig.