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Granted, Aston Villa are a bit shit but the character this Arsenal team shows now when conceding is much improved from last season. Makes a huge difference.

Justin Kluivert’s transfer to Fulham is off as he was denied a work permit. Genuinely ridiculous stuff to be honest. Good old Brexit.

West Ham are close to signing Lucas Paqueta.

Nicolas Pepe has joined Nice on loan for the season, with no option to buy.

Deeeeeleeeee?

Isak is a crazy good signing for Newcastle.

Was doing a sim Royal Rumble earlier featuring NXT/Cruiserweight talents and had a pretty cool moment. Karrion Kross was out number two and ended up dominating and eliminating the first seven entrants one-by-one. Then A-Kid came in and started actually putting Kross on the back foot. Just as Drew Gulak made his entrance - Kross put down A-Kid with a slam and then he turned his attention to Gulak. Whipped him into the ropes and then gave him a boot over the top rope and decided to taunt Gulak. As soon as he turned round he was hit with a running clothesline by A-Kid and was eliminated. Almost seemed a scripted and star-making moment. A-Kid was eventually eliminated a few minutes later by Damian Priest.

I really hate it when grown men act like that, it’s so embarrassing.

More like, Liverpololol. Amirite?

Liverpool trying to outshit Everton this season is a fun watch.

Absolutely shocking defending from van Dijk of all people. Firstly let Sancho have too much space, then passively stood back for what felt like five minutes whilst also standing right in front of Allison. Genuinely shocking defending from a guy regularly heralded as the world’s best.

Wow Chelsea.

Didn’t he win the Audi cup though?

Are you saying…..stop the count?

William Saliba really was worth the wait. He’s going to be a star.

Maybe it’s bias but I think Jesus might be the best signing of the window. He’s unreal.

I think he’ll do really well - I would imagine he’s only being looked at as a short-term solution. You just need a striker that gets on the end of things and puts the ball in the net don’t you?

How do you feel about Aubameyang?

So United went from De Jong to Rabiot to Casemiro? All totally different sorts of midfield players. Was there ever the thinking to sign one of De Jong and Rabiot along with Casemiro? Or is it a case of get who they can? Because that shows absolutely no real coherent strategy to their recruitment, which means the club will still be stuck in the same place in a few years.

Absolutely zero transfer strategy from United.

We’ve watched that too - finished episode six last night. Love it. It went into really weird Inception territory of layers at one point which was great.

Dele Alli is in talks with Besiktas.

Rabiot to United is seemingly off. Ornstein says they’re now trying to get Casemiro in from Real Madrid.

Only recently discovered Nathan For You and it’s fantastic.

The Athletic reckon that United now want to sign Jamie Vardy.