HC

@Ace Berimmer

Time to gamble RB Clyde Edward-Helaire, KC @Your Mom

while we wait for @Pooker reminder that you can PM a short list of players if you know you will be away for several hours. Just so we can fish this draft before 2021

not after that monstrous season he had last year

WR Michael Thomas @damsher hatfield

@Slogger will get some leniency haha also if your pick is coming up soon and you have to sleep send me a list, even if just one name.

Aussies slowing down both drafts!

EWBFF Dean Spanos League Greetings friends! Like Frosty the Snowman, I have returned after my annual hiatus now that the season is upon us. Welcome back to another year of the B-League. As usual, it's nice to see most everyone come back. This will be my 7th year running this league and my 8th participating with you all, and it means quite a bit to me to come back to stomp you jabronies every year. (insert reminder that I am the only 3 time league champ). I don't quite have the free time I used to due to med school, so I will keep this intro pretty bare bones. Our league name gimmick this year is shitty owners, and it doesn't get much shittier than the guy who moved his team to a town where they are now the third most popular team behind the Rams and Raiders. Also, do to COVID we will be expanding IR spots to the max and cutting 1 roster spot to ensure a deeper free agency pool. That means the draft will now be 14 rounds instead of 15. Also a reminder that we let an A-leaguer win our league last year, so let's not allow that to happen again. I will be pulling double duty in their league this year to get our revenge! Quick Notes (cheaply pasted from last year's thread)- Draft will last 14 rounds (We are dropping a bench spot this year to make the draft quicker and free agency better. IR spots will be maxed out as well)- Order is obviously snake-style, meaning if Maxx for example picks last in round 1 then he picks first in round 2.- I will keep the draft results updated in this post. Make sure you look over it before making a pick to avoid picking someone already taken.- We're playing under 1 PPR rules. Passing TDs are worth 7 points a piece, meaning QBs are a little more valuable- Roster consists of: 1 QB, 1 RB, 1 WR, 1 TE, 3 FLEX(RB/WR/TE), 1 K, 1 DEF, 5 Bench Spots. - Waivers will be rolling and reset weekly with lowest record getting top dibs- Draft will start TODAY- Each person gets 12 hours to make their pick. Time limit may be shortened if we run too slowly towards the later rounds. Try to move quickly. - Be a pal and tag the person who picks after you so they know it's their turn.- I'll be lenient on late picks in the first couple of rounds, but as we move along if you don't have a list you're getting Yahoo's best available at a position of need, with the option to correct the pick if you make it back before the next person.- If you think you might get busy, be asleep, etc, please send me a list of players you want, in order. This makes everything run so much smoother and prevents you from missing a pick. I will do my best to PM you guys when you're up but no guarantees, so please consider giving me a list. Lists will be critical to finishing the draft on time as we get deeper and time limits shorten. - @caMeron esposiTo Forbes is the deputy commish and I trust her to make the tough calls should I be unavailable. @Ace Berimmer @Slogger @Essa @DYSI @Maxx @DFF @DavidMarrio @JMarushin @Pooker @Jake O. Rhodes https://imgur.com/a/MfTHuUm I cannot figure how how to embed this, but Round 1 1) Slogger - RB Christian McCaffrey, Panthers 2) Pooker - QB Lamar Jackson, Ravens 3) Forbes - RB Saquon Barkley, Giants 4) Essa - QB Patrick Mahomes, Chiefs 5) DFF - RB Ezekiel Elliot, Cowboys 6) Berober - WR Michael Thomas, Saints 7) Maxx - RB Derrick Henry, Titans 8 ) Jmarushin - RB Alvin Kamara, Saints 9) HC - RB Dalvin Cook, Vikings 10)DavidMarrio - WR Devante Adams, Packers 11) DYSI - WR Tyreek Hill, Chiefs 12) Jake Rhodes - RB Miles Sanders, Eagles Round 2 13) Jake Rhodes - RB Clyde Edwards-Helaire, Chiefs 14) DYSI - TE George Kittle, 49ers 15) DavidMarrio - WR Julio Jones, Falcons 16) HC - TE Travis Kelce, Chiefs 17) Jmarushin - RB Joe Mixon, Bengals 18) Maxx - RB Josh Jacobs, Raiders 19) Berober - RB Austin Ekeler, Chargers 20) DFF - RB Nick Chubb, Browns 21) Essa - RB Aaron Jones, Packers 22) Forbes - WR Deandre Hopkins, Arizona 23) Pooker - RB Raheem Mostert, 49ers 24) Slogger - WR Chris Godwin, Buccaneers Round 3 25) Slogger - RB Kenyan Drake, Cardinals 26) Pooker - WR Mike Evans, Buccaneers 27) Forbes - WR Allen Robinson, Bears 28) Essa - WR Amari Cooper, Cowboys 29) DFF - WR Kenny Golladay, Lions 30) Berober - WR Adam Thielen, Vikings 31) Maxx - WR DJ Moore, Panthers 32) Jmarushin - TE Mark Andrews, Ravens 33) HC - WR Odell Beckham, Browns 34) DavidMarrio - RB Chris Carson, Seahawks 35) DYSI - WR Robert Woods, Rams 36) Jake Rhodes - TE Zach Ertz, Eagles Round 4 37) Jake Rhodes - RB Leonard Fournette, Jaguars 38) DYSI - WR Juju Smith-Schuster, Steelers 39) DavidMarrio - RB Melvin Gordon, Broncos 40) HC - RB James Conner, Steelers 41) Jmarushin - QB Dak Prescott, Cowboys 42) Maxx - QB Kyler Murray, Cardinals 43) Berober - RB Todd Gurley, Falcons 44) DFF - QB Russell Wilson, Seahawks 45) Essa - TE Darren Waller, Raiders 46) Forbes - RB Le'Veon Bell, Jets 47) Pooker - TE Hunter Henry, Chargers 48) Slogger - WR Cooper Kupp, Rams Round 5 49) Slogger - WR Calvin Ridley, Falcons 50) Pooker - WR AJ Brown, Titans 51) Forbes - WR Tyler Lockett, Seahawks 52) Essa - RB Mark Ingram, Ravens 53) DFF - RB David Johnson, Texans 54) Berober - QB Deshaun Watson, Texans 55) Maxx - WR DK Metcalf, Seahawks 56) JMaurshin - WR Julian Edelman, Patriots 57) HC - WR Keenan Allen, Chargers 58) DavidMarrio - QB Matt Ryan, Falcons 59) DYSI - QB Drew Brees, Saints 60) Jake Rhodes - RB Jonathan Taylor, Colts Round 6 61) Jake Rhodes - WR Terry McLaurin, Football Team 62) DYSI - RB Devin Singletary, Bills 63) DavidMarrio - TE Evan Engram, Giants 64) HC - RB Kareem Hunt, Browns 65) JMarushin - RB De'Andre Swift, Lions 66) Maxx - WR DJ Chark, Jaguars 67) Berober - WR DeVante Parker, Dolphins 68) DFF - WR TY Hilton, Colts 69) Essa - WR Hollywood Brown, Ravens 70) Forbes - QB Josh Allen, Bills 71) Pooker - RB Kerryon Johnson, Lions 72) Slogger - QB Carson Wentz, Eagles Round 7 73) Slogger - WR AJ Green, Bengals 74) Pooker - WR Courtland Sutton, Broncos 75) Forbes - TE Tyler Higbee, Rams 76) Essa - WR Tyler Boyd, Bengals 77) DFF - WR Stefon Diggs, Bills 78) Berober - RB David Montgomery, Bears 79) Maxx - WR Jarvis Landry, Browns 80) JMarushin - WR Henry Ruggs III, Raiders 81) HC - QB Matt Stafford, Lions 82) DavidMarrio - WR Marvin Jones, Lions 83) DYSI - WR Dionate Johnson, Steelers 84) Jake Rhodes - RB Cam Akers, Rams Round 8 85) Jake Rhodes - JK Dobbins, Ravens 86) DYSI - RB Ronald Jones, Buccaneers 87) DavidMarrio - RB Marlon Mack, Colts 88) HC - WR Jamison Crowder, Jets 89) JMarushin - WR Sterling Shepherd, Giants 90) Maxx - QB Tom Brady, Buccaneers 91) Berober - RB James White, Patriots 92) DFF - WR Michael Gallup, Cowboys 93) Essa - RB Matt Brieda, Vikings 94) Forbes - RB Tarik Cohen, Bears 95) Pooker - 49ers Defense 96) Slogger - TE Hayden Hurst, Atlanta Falcons Round 9 97) Slogger - RB Jordan Howard, Eagles 98) Pooker - RB Phillip Lindsay, Broncos 99) Forbes - RB Latavious Murray, Saints 100) Essa - WR Darius Slayton, Lions 101) DFF - RB Tevin Coleman, 49ers 102) Berober - WR Will Fuller, Texans 103) Maxx - TE Jared Cook, Saints 104) JMarushin - TE Rob Gronkowski, Buccaneers 105) HC - WR Emmanuel Sanders, Saints 106) DavidMarrio - Steelers Defense 107) DYSI - WR Anthony Miller, Bears 108) Jake Rhodes - WR Mike Williams, Chargers Round 10 109) Jake Rhodes - WR Brandin Cooks, Texans 110) DYSI - TE Noah Fant, Broncos 111) DavidMarrio - TE Jonnu Smith, Titans 112) HC - QB Daniel Jones, Giants 113) JMarushin - RB Alexander Mattison, Vikings 114) Maxx -RB Zack Moss, Buffalo Bills 115) Berober - TE Austin Hooper, Cleveland Browns 116) DFF - RB Tony Pollard, Dallas Cowboys 117) Essa - WR Jerry Jeudy, Denver Broncos 118) Forbes - WR CeeDee Lamb, Dallas Cowboys 119) Pooker - WR Christian Kirk, Arizona Cardinals 120) Slogger - QB Aaron Rodgers, Packers Round 11 121) Slogger - Ravens Defense 122) Pooker - RB Ke'Shawn Vaughn, Buccaneers 123) Forbes - QB Ryan Tannehill, Titans 124) Essa - Bills Defense 125) DFF - TE Mike Gesicki, Dolphins 126) Berober - WR John Brown, Bills 127) Maxx - WR Preston Williams, Dolphins 128) JMarushin - Patriots Defense 129) HC - RB Antonio Gibson, Football Team 130) DavidMarrio - QB Jimmy Garappolo, 49ers 131) DYSI - TE Noah Fant, Broncos 132) Jake Rhodes - Bears Defense Round 12 133) Jake Rhodes - QB Jared Goff, Rams 134) DYSI - Seahawks Defense 135) DavidMarrio - RB Sony Michel, Patriots 136) HC - TE Chris Herndon, Jets 137) JMarushin - QB Joe Burrow, Bengals 138) Maxx - TE TJ Hockenson, Lions 139) Berober - QB Cam Newton, Patriots 140) DFF - Saints Defense 141) Essa - WR Mecole Hardman, Chiefs 142) Forbes - TE Blake Jarwin, Cowboys 143) Pooker - WR Deebo Samuel, 49ERS 144) Slogger - TE Jack Doyle, Colts Round 13 145) Slogger - K Harrison Butker, Chiefs 146)Pooker - K Justin Tucker, Ravens 147) Forbes - K Wil Lutz 148) Essa - QB Ben Roethilisberger, Steelers 149) DFF - TE Dallas Goedert, Eagles 150) Berober - K Greg Zuerlein, Rams 151) Maxx - RB Darrell Henderson Jr, Rams 152) Jmarushin - WR Dede Westbrook, Jaguars 153) HC - Chiefs Defense

@Maxxif no other b leaguer wants to pull double duty, I'll do it.

@DYSI was the original creator of the fractional points. How it is b league tradition.

FIRST OF ALL B LEAGUE IS A SOVEREIGN NATION FREE TO DO AS IT WANTS. but yes maxx is right

@DYSIand @EssaDM me your emails for a league invite

@DYSI welcome back king!

Well with DM in, it looks we preserve the B-League core of me, Berober, Forbes, Slogger, DM, DFF that's been running 6-7 years strong at this point haha. Paton and SeanD hope to see you guys back one day!

@DavidMarrio @Paton @SeanDMan @JMarushin

I think specifically 2 QBs. We play in a 6pt TD league so anyone not playing 2 QBs would be at a big disadvantage. But I’ll put a bunch of options in a poll once we get a league page

B-leaguers assemble! - Also, yeah, I was thinking this might be the year to get crazy and do 2 QBs

As usual, thanks to everyone for a fun season. Hope to see you all next summer!

On the downside, a 7-7 A leaguer won the title on the upside, berober still doesn’t have as many championships as me

The greatest team name in B league history Berober, you better get the job done!

Fantasy football is a cruel mistress, @caMeron esposiTo Forbes Truly an epic squad, though! best of luck to @Maxx and @Ace Berimmer in the championship!

The giant has been toppled! So now my options to root for are Maxx or Berober.... I'm rooting for a tie And before anyone replies, yes I am attempting to jinx @Maxx

Division winners get the top 2 seeds I believe. After that, it's by record. Although I'd probably be bummed too drawing Forbes round 1

EWBFF running its own invasion angle

Oh you mean the season you robbed me of what would now be my 4th league title. Good times indeed 😫