RavenBlack

Technically saw this last night, but...

Pan's Labyrinth: 6.5/10

It's dark, deep, and depressing, at times poignant and ironic, and at other times absolutely cringe-worthy, but alas, it just doesn't live up to all the hype it received.

9 pages and nobody's mentioned the hideousness that was "Mambo No. 5" yet? For shame, people!

Anything from Dave Navarro's solo album (minus the only two singles, "Hungry" and "Rexall", which were decent) is absolute shit. I'm rather ashamed to say that I own it, but in my defense, I only paid $1 for it.

"Ridin' Dirty" is fucking annoying. Thank God for Weird Al, "White and Nerdy" is brilliant

I remember hearing a song on a Top 40 radio show about 5-6 years back...something about freestyling, by a group called The Freestylers. I still shudder thinking about it. It was horrid.

While "Blue" by Eiffel 65 is damn catchy, it's friggin' annoying...and it doesn't compare to the travesty that lurks on the same CD, the "dear Yevon kill it now" known as "My Console", where all the guy sings about are Playstation games. (and yes, I own this CD too. There's actually some decent stuff on it, if you like techno-pop)

DM: Well, apparently I have been made the object of mockery this month. But fear not! My desire will go on undaunted and my search shall continue next month. I urge all real interested parties to submit their offers as soon as possible. Don't miss out on this tremendous one time offer! You could be listening to Led Zepplin and eating doritos with me!

SQP: Oh glorious day! Rule Britannia indeed! For decades now you upstart colonials have lauded your hollow victories in cricket, football, and both rugby codes over us – and now I can throw it all back into your faces! How de-LITE-ful! Up yours, Ricky Ponting. Up yours, Andrew Johns. And up yours, Australia! You can all feast on my spotted dick!

Sucks. :thumbsdown: But still, if we get more solo Cornell out of it... (Y)

I have to admit, I'm surprised how many people on this board own Euphoria Morning. Outside of my family, I don't know anyone who owns it in real life.

The Robert Roode Militia (Alan Randolph and Eric Young) w/Ms. Brooks and Robert Roode vs. Norman Smiley and Eric Young

The folks at BBC America need to be kicked in the head for showing the same three Eccleston eps ('Dalek', 'Aliens of London' and 'World War Three') for about 2 weeks running now.

Danny Doring and Roadkill versus Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri - TLC Match

Steve Corino versus Al Snow

Chris Kanyon versus Tommy Dreamer

Taz vs. Chris Jericho - Submission Match

Rob Van Dam vs. Sabu - ECW Grudge Match - ECW Heavyweight Championship

BONUS:

1) Who, if anyone, will debut at Hardcore Resurrection?: Tyson Tomko.

2) How many matches will have outside interference?: Three.

3) Will Paul Heyman make an appearance?: Yes.

4) Will a Non-ECW Superstar, i.e. Vince McMahon, appear at Hardcore Resurrection? If so, who? No.

5) There is one match on the card that will not be announced. Who are the participants? (A point for naming only one. Two points for naming both): Sandman/Tomko (Hey, it gives Sandman something to do...)

"EMMA!.... LOUISE!.... THEEEE STRIPPING SQUAD!" Followed by cheesy cheerleader music.

King of the Mountain Match - NWA World Heavyweight Championship:

Monty Brown vs. Christian Cage vs. AJ Styles vs. Raven vs. Rhino vs. Abyss ©

Another song that comes to mind would be "Narc" by Interpol, off the Antics CD. MUCH better than "Evil", and yet not a single. What gives?

I may be mistaken, but "Narc" was a radio single here in the States. Don't think it was released commercially, though.

Bands should get around this problem by doing a Linkin Park and releasing every fucking song on the CD.

Well this is a interesting read but just to correct you on Big Vito he was apart of ECW at one point and Tazz should be Taz Little things but Spelling Taz would really be ECW

Its not just me dude, the roster overhaul wasn't a good decision. Taker vs A ROH Guy in the SD! Main event is weird. Also, the Deus Ex Machina thing wouldve been funny if the rest of your diary was. Lots of people have funny things in their diary but this one was not even explained.

InterKnight: "Okay, Okay...come on...we'll get you back home...*sigh* Why do I never learn: Don't encourage him with these one-note joke ideas, he's probably crazy enough to run with it...")

Two of my personal faves that haven't made the list...

Euphoria Morning by Chris Cornell

Achtung Baby by U2

Playing the Angel by Depeche Mode almost makes the list, but there's one song I just can't listen to on there

The more I see of Slither, the more it just looks like crap. That might be my fault. I've never gotten the point of horror movie parodies/satires (the Scary Movie series in particular). Much for Nathan Fillion, though Let's hope this one does better than Serenity did.

I've already seen the trailer for A Scanner Darkly (it's on one of the DVDs I bought a while back...probably Brothers Grimm, though I'm not sure), it looked pretty decent. Then again, I liked Constantine, so... I wouldn't trust any release dates given for it, as IMDB has no less than THREE possible dates listed.

"I thought we named it the 'Alex-Sama Groupie Gangs!'"

( Dammit...I knew you were a total capitalist sellout before, but hinting at Kane/RVD slash to get certain wOwMemo superfans to also show up for your new diary? I'm ashamed...you used to be about the writing... "But...but I am still about the artistic integrity of a diary, even if I write WWE serious stuff... "Sure, sure...sellout..." THE LATTER-DAY ARTISTE REFUSES TO DIE! )

Per(ox)why?gen (Shannon Moore/Jeff Hardy) d. Jacobs and Shelley by Raven Black botched interference (63, 86, 74)

Alex Shelley gains 2 points of overness because he's Alex-Sama and as such can do no wrong

THE SOLDIER OF THE NEW REICH

You My-Fair-Lady'd Lori Angel. :blink: Even with that...Quincy STILL sucks. :thumbsdown:

I'm hoping this'll be an incredibly short reign for Hardy...now I'm just gonna sit here and wait for the inevitable realization of just about every slash writer's dream as Hardy and Moore come out of the closet together. (no, I do not share this particular slashy dream...I'm a Kane/RVD fan myself)

Is it wrong that I found myself wishing I had a parent like Scott D'Amore?

At least we know who Camarilla is now. Being a long-time fan of V:tM and an avid reader of Anne Rice's novels, I like her already.

Alex-Sama won! (Y)

Goddard/Joe...what, no glitter?

And my alter ego lasted longer in that battle royal than most of wOw's top female talent did. Gives me the warm fuzzies.

( I'm going to hell for this angle. Do you see what I do for you people- what I do to keep this going? I'm having a face worker rape a female for you people, and you can't do the only fair thing and make as much of an outcry for this one as Dukes got when he used rape in his diary (and the immediate boost in readers that followed from the controversy surrounding it?) Come ON people...get with this and make me the most hated writer on the Dome...)

WORLD TITLE:

Jeff Hardy v. Steve Evans

Choose the Stipulation:

Ladder Match/Capture T3H B33R Match/ Scaffold Match