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Please don't kill Dinsmore...

Jerry Lynn (1-1) vs. Matt Stryker (0-2)

John Walters (1-1) vs. Xavier (0-2)

AJ Styles (2-0) vs. Trent Acid (1-1)

B-Boy (1-1) vs. Homicide (2-0)

Donovan Morgan (2-0) vs. Jay Briscoe (1-1)

Dan Maff (2-0) vs. Mark Briscoe (1-1)

BJ Whitmer (1-1) vs. Amazing Red (0-2)

Samoa Joe (1-1) vs. Teddy Hart (0-2)

MOTN: Styles/Acid

Bryan Danielson (1-0) vs. Sonjay Dutt (0-1)

Frankie Kazarian (1-0) vs. Super Dragon (0-0-1)

Paul London (0-0-1) vs. Michael Shane (0-1)

Spanky (0-1) vs. Chris Sabin (1-0)

Doug Williams (0-1) vs. The Messiah (1-0)

Chris Hero (0-1) vs. ???

Low Ki (0-1) vs. Colt Cabana (1-0)

CM Punk (1-0) vs. Christopher Daniels (1-0)

MOTN: Punk/Daniels

I would have maybe prefered like Mark Madden alongside Mike Tenay

*reads through it all*

My God. You, sir...are a freaking bloody genius.

I'm puttin' in my predictions...

Spike's stalker: Shaggy, maybe Piper if he's still alive (both are nuts enough ATM)

Who'll find Franchise first: Christian (cold-hearted enough to execute a blind man)

Does Vinnie Mac find Bischoff: I'm thinking he'll probably be finding a danger zone first, if he's been ignoring Bisch's announcements.

Shaggy needs to find a butcher knife or something...demented half-faced clown with a big knife, it's like something straight out of nightmares (or Stephen King books/movies...It, anyone?).

LMAO. I read a couple of pages before Raw, then returned afterward and have been reading just about nonstop.

I swear, when I reached Tom Goddard's debut with TNA, I had to read it about 10 times through. I was bewildered. I was actually expecting Rico.

You actually succeeded in making Christopher Daniels even worse than Triple H. I never thought that was possible...

AND you kept Alex Shelley as far away from Goldylocks as possible. That's only a good thing.

Wonderful. This native Vermonter salutes you.

(If this posts twice, blame AOL, it's acting up)

Awesome show. I was going to ask about the whole Wall-Malice thing, but then I reread and realized just how much of an idiot I was being.

Malice. Rather fitting name for Batista. It fit Wall too. (RIP)