RavenBlack

What's up with the 100's for the WEdge guys?

I originally wasn't going to post any team ideas (I did name Human Behavior, after all), but looking over the wOw roster got me thinking. I don't have any ideas for team names yet, but I'll throw these team ideas out for consideration.

1. Bobby Rude/Scott D'Amore (I'm a Team Canada mark...)

2. Paul London/Scott Taylor (since these two don't seem to be doing anything separately)

Bobby Rude rushed into the ring, cut a path through the fans inside the ring, and attacked VB Fosters, finally laying him out with a Rude Awakening as Candace headed into the ring.

The wording could be brighter (red, I think...make it stand out), but an excellent effort regardless. 8/10

Hrm. I'd like to see some with Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Petey Williams...and maybe Alex Shelley? ^_^

Steve Evans d. Alex Shelley by Veronica Diamond interference to win the wOw World Title, Jeff Hardy interferes afterwards (77, 86, 72)

Kari-Chan: "Are you blind? I LOVE YOU, TOMMY-KUN! I never cared about being a great worker- the only thing I ever wanted in life was to be your girlfriend- to be the one you shared your life with!" Great. I also knew in the back of my mind this would come up.

Just to make her squirm

RavenBlack vs. Jocelyn Richter-Bra and Panties match- Chris Walker-Bush is an evil, evil human being and an ecchi to the nth degree. He apparently wants Reflecto to get lynched by RavenBlack to solidify BSW's claim as the top serious-humor diary on the Dome. The solution? Put RavenBlack in a super-sexy, fanservice-filled Bra and Panties match!

You've heard the rumours.....

You've read all of the internet gossip.....

You heard from a friend of a friend of a second cousin.....

whacked Out wrestling Memorial is about to get a little taste of Aussie insanity. Stay tuned for a development that will not only revolutionise both wOw and Berner Street Wrestling - but the way you look at the Dome.

Bzzzzzz

Jerry: "Wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha..."

"Well, if you're looking, there is something that could work that way..."

Jerry: "Wah wah?"

"Well, I'm willing to... wah wah, wah wah wah wah wha... and go against ... wah wah wah...if you need it..."

Jerry: "Wah wah wah! Brilliant! Expect it Thursday."

Your forehead is so wide and charming. It makes me want to kiss it. (wOw Notes: I didn't intend to use this in wOwMemo. I was just making conversation at that point, RavenBlack...blame yourself for this one...)

Aw poor baby. Am I ruining your little diary? Aw gee! I'm sorry! You go on ahead and write your little shock value diary! You must have some life.

Meanwhile, in a hotel room...

Roderick Strong: "Hello...? Who...who is this? Is...is this a joke? Wait, you're...you're serious? Me AND Sedrick? You want...TV? Well, I...I don't know what to say. This is a great way to start 2005, yes...okay. Fax it over, I'll take it...yes, I'm sure he'll do it too. Thank you so much!"

On the other side of the phone...

Voice: "No, thank you. And one last time, Roderick Strong: Tell your brother what I'm telling you- Welcome to the WWE..."

Haha, mad idea. I dig the concept of ringing in the new year with a kick ass midnight main event.

Enjoying it all. Raven Black's stuff is pretty funny, what's that little match girl stuff from?

Uh... is it, perchance, 'The Little Match Girl'?

This is sick, disturbing, immature, and wrong. It's also bloody f'ing hilarious.

Hamm: "Yeah, man. I can understand that. But anyway, I've got a problem. You see, I was told that the singles division is just not ready for the Revolution to start on them, so I need to show these people what it's all about. I can't think of any way to do that better than rocking the tag team division, and I need someone who's just as talented, who has just as much potential, and is just as close to being the next wave of wrestling as I am to do that. I think you're that person. Will you join the ranks of the Revolution, and show these people a new style of Human Behavior?" Roche thought a bit...

Roche: "Fighting is necessary for me to forget the pain of my lost love...I will do it, Joey Hamm. Let us give these people...the new form of Human Behavior!" The two shook hands as Raw went to break...

Man: "Don't worry, sir- I'm certain my writing talents will make it so that we can confuse the masses. As far as they'll know, they're just a new tag team."

Second whacked Out wrestling Memorial SPECIAL: YOU CHOOSE IT!

Hello again, wOw Memorial fans, and it's time for Reflecto to throw the people another bone, er, give something special to the people who matter- you the fans. In this edition of it, I'm going to give you a chance to name a WWE Tag Team (at least, on Raw.)

The background: In the upcoming edition of WWE Raw, I am forming a new tag team. Not a problem- I could always use some new blood in the division. Only problem, though: I can't think of a proper name for these two guys together, and every name I tried that could come close was taken by a different team. Hence, I'm bringing it to you, the fans, to hopefully keep from having to use a stupid name for the team.

The stats of the members (At A Glance):

Joey Hamm:

Bio: One of wOw Memorial's top tag team specialists. An outstanding wrestler in his own right, Hamm has done a number of different gimmicks in wOwM. Has wrestled as a outcast loner type (as one half of the Nobodies where he made his name in wOw), an emo kid (as one half of EMOtion, where he got some acclaim in AWAMLW) and as a Revolutionary in WWE, where he was supposed to be in line for a big singles push for the first time ever. However, that push stalled, and WWE is ready to put him where he's at his best- in a tag team once more. Hobbies include listening to cheesy pop music and jumping into Diva's laps, then purring himself to sleep.

John Roche:

Bio: One of the unsung workers in wOwM, Roche had managed to get a surprisingly meteoric run in WWE. After a little time spent mostly as a tag team worker with Jared Steele in wOw, Roche managed to impress WWE in a tryout match enough to merit a developmental deal. A good showing at Survivor Series led to Roche joining the active roster. Since getting there, however, he's basically been bleh- between a gimmick where he smolders with generic rage and a push that rarely if ever gets him on TV, Roche pretty much seems to have made the wrong choice. Important team for him, as it could mean all the difference between making it through the next budget cuts. Hobbies include rejecting his humanity, and various things designed to, in his words, "make Chiyo-chan cry."

There you have it. NAME THAT TAG TEAM!

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Maybe the quotation marks threw you off, but yeah, it's nitpicking.

Since I feel like nitpicking...

“Monster Magnet” hits, as Matt Hardy walks down the ramp, pointing and motioning to Edge and Lita the entire way down.

(I'm going to get killed for this angle. RavenBlack is going to find my college, go down there, and murder me for this one. Do you people realize the sacrifices I make for you? DO YOU?)

So, what should it be? Your choices:

-Keep Lita around

-Sack her

-Get over yourself, Reflecto, you're nowhere near the level of taking the rein as "tortured genius artiste" of the Dome (HEY! NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!)

-Quit wOw Memorial and do a 2001 split with me (NO COMMENTS FROM KRAUSER!)

-PUSH ALEX-SAMA!!!!! (Um...RavenBlack, could you please stay on topic?)

-HARVEY WIPPLEMAN!

Josh Mathews' announce partner for Velocity is named Steve Romero, not Todd.

King - JR! I had no idea! Hell me and that no good son of mine haven't spoken...in ages.

Elric: "Aww...there's my sexy little toilet seat...Hey, get lost, Hardy- this girly's mine now!"

Jamie: "Well, Tom...I...I...I love you..." Jamie suddenly reached over and kissed me. I was so in shock that I couldn't think of what I did next...or notice Robbie watching from the corner...

"Hmmm...let's see...this appears to be Alex in a sexual relationship with you...another Alex in a sexual relationship with you...IS THIS ME AND HIM IN YAOI?"

- The end of Big Fish, from the scene in the hospital when Edward Bloom wakes up in the bed right up until the very end of the film. Had me bawling me eyes out each time I've seen it.