VinceMcMahonForPresident

Don't forget that it has David Hasselholf B)

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By hook or by crook....its Pasadena time!!!!

How do you figure O'Neal deserves the gate for the season when he punched a fan who was on the court? Seems like self-defense, albeit excessively so, to me. Artest & Jackson should be done for the rest of the year, O'Neal & Wallace should get 10 games each. Wallace started the whole shit, and deserves more than the usual suspension for being involved in a fight.

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I wouldn't worry about a payroll though.  The guy who owns the Tigers (Mike Illitch) also owns Little Caesar Pizza and the Detroit Red Wings.  Both franchises make him more than enough money to pay for the Tigers.

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It's good that Tigers are getting out of the cellar for once in my lifetime. I'm not a fan of theirs, but hell. They're a historic team and have struggled for long too long.

Off topic: as for Caesars. The only places I see them are in K-Marts. Half of them in CT closed. Half the rest struggle to sell $400 a day, $700 on Fri/Sat. Or at least that's what it's like in my area. Caesars is good stuff though.

Back in the day, Baywatch was the shit. When I was like 11. Watch some college football!

Why does everyone want a kids movie to be all dark and stuff?

And wasnt it called Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?

And those pictures are just costumes for kids and stuff. I doubt thats what any character looks like with makeup and CGI and stuff

That fan who attacked Fred Jones just watched Steven Jackson go into the stands and assault a random person, perhaps he was looking out for the well being of other fans

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You do when your life is in jeopardy.  Seeing how chairs were flung around later in the fracas you have to see how he might feel jeopardized.  The foul was not even flagrant IMO.  Wallace pushed him back because they were getting beaten badly at home.  Then Artest is calmed down and the fans pull that bullshit.  He absolutely had every right to enter the stands and when he started getting cheapshotted from behind his teammates did too.  You watch the tape of them leaving the floor and seeing literally every fan near the exits throwing stuff on them and you tell me that your fans aren't 100% disgraceful.

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If I was the NBA, but Im biased here, based on his history; Id give Artest atleast 20 games.  You do not attack fans, and that's what he did, attacked fans.  And the wrong one at that.

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The fan struck first. Period.

And somebody's ass had better be spending some jail time. Millionaires or not, the players have the same right to self-defense as you or I.

Is the CFL a big deal in Canada? Just wondering

Haha, that was not a cheap shot on Wallace, by any means.

As a Piston fan, Im embarassed. Its a disgrace. But, this is not how we act. A couple of idiots have given the Palace crowd a bad name. But this is not all on our hands. That nut Ron Artest started everything. Cheap shot on Ben Wallace then he went into the stands. I dont care if he got beer thrown at him. You do not go into the stands. Then Stephen Jackson and Jermaine O'Neal sucker punching people left and right. The Piston fans are at fault here but its not like the Pacers are innocent either. One idiot ruins the best fans in the NBA's repuation. This is just shameful and Im embarassed

I GOTTA FEVAH.......AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS......MORE COWBELL

Any sketch from the Election 2000 season with Will Ferrel as President Bush and Darrell Hammond as former Vice President Gore

Celebrity Jeopardy

Wakeup Wakefield (got Rachel Dratch & Mya Rudolph)

Christopher Walken as that guy with who can see the future

Quentin Tarantino's Welcome Back Kotter

Pretty much anything from Kids in the Hall

I think alot of baseball fans are gonna avoid this like the plauge. Holy shit were those nonstop adds during the playoffs annoying.

"You're risking a patient's life!!!"

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Ugh, I just realized that the Colts are coming to Detroit for Thanksgiving. Now a nationally televised audience can watch Peyton dismantle Detroit.  :pinch:

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This is why the nation needs across the board regulations for boxing. Cuz you know he'll be able to cut some back door deal with some hick promoter in Alabama or Georgia and end up pulling an Apollo.

Tigers signed Troy Percival. 2-years, $12 million

This is signing is sooo huge. Not only does this guy give the team a top flight closer, but the appearence is great. He shows guys around the league that the Tigers are for real. He's said he's already been in Troy Glaus' ear to come, this is great.

Plus it was reported that the Tigers had a great meeting with Jeff Kent and are hot for Steve Finley

Im giddy. Im going the World's Premier Sports & Entertainment Complex (VerbalPuke will get that) tonight. And its bobbles night

The way I heard it his past turned out to be alot worse than they thought. But their fallback is Bob Melvin? Was Buddy Bell unavailable?

The Expos will be probably known as the Washington Nationals

Don Mattingly, Joe Girardi, Chili Davis and Chuck Cottier are among candidates to replace Willie Randolph as the Yankees' bench coach under Joe Torre

The Detroit Tigers picked up P Ugeth Urbina's $4 million option for 2005

The Cubs signed SS Neifi Perez to a 1-year deal as insurance for Nomar Garciaparra

Baltimore declined the $3 million option on P Buddy Groom, opting to give him a $250,000 buyout

St.Louis picked the 2005 option on P Chris Carpenter and declined the $8 million option on P Woody Williams for 2005

Astros RF Lance Berkman will miss 5-6 months after tearing his right ACL playing flag football

Rollerball I agree was just garbage

I liked the Italian Job, never saw the original though

But Planet of the Apes was a pure piece of shit. I expected atleast a sequel to tie up that fucked up ending but noooo, Tim Burton wont make one. What an assface

Ill second that, that was pretty sweet!

The part with Anakin and those evil eyes is chilling. Im no Star Wars geek but I cannot wait for this movie

You see NBC is financed buy corporations.  And the corporations sit there in their corporation bulidings, acting all corporationy, and they make money.  See

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huh?

I'll be really surprised if this does air on Network Television. I'd believe it if it was HBO or something. Government pressure will censor it.

If the Red Sox can beat the Yankees, no trend is safe and all bets are off

Dear Red Sox Nation,

Congratulations on your first World Championship since 1918.  Now shut the fuck up and act like normal fans

Sincerely,

Bitter Yankees Fan

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Fixed

Meh, as an Indians fan, we'll get nothing done this offseason. We need pitching and a good SS, but nobody would want to come to the Indians. I'm hoping we can at least get Guzman or Visquel back, but I doubt it.

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