King.

On Smackdownvsraw.com there's a new trailer under the media link. It features some nice shots of the game in action. There's also a brief clip of The Sandman lighting a table on fire. Very cool.

Spoiler: Click here to view

The Scarecrow is in The Dark Knight. His gang, and the Joker's gang battle with Batman.

How do you know? I thought he wasn't going to return at all?

Don't know if this has been posted: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=B27Ih15DQow&...ted&search=

Ledger's joker sounds like davey jones from pirates to me.

They've been plugging "See you in december" for months now. I can't wait to see what they have planned.

HAS ANYONE BEEN KEEPING UP WITH THE VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN OF THE DARK KNIGHT?!

Today in San Diego there was a huge gathering after www.whysoserious.com gave out coordinates on where to meet. Fans were treated with getting their faces painted like the joker. At 10AM jets flew overheard putting out purple and green smoke, and then spelt out 18003959646 (Call that number!) . Whenever someone bought something at the gathering, they were given change in all one dollar bills, with one of the dollar bills have the eyes burned out, and the smile drawn in in red, with the phrase "WhySoSerious" underneith.

The website featured a bunch of riddles that you had to solve using the phone message.

It now appears its ended because someone has apparently solved it...

The marketing campaign is genius.

flaming baseball bats?!

I normaly don't rate graphics, but I will say this;

I thought i was in the ring when i clicked on this link. Not only did I believe that your banner was real, but it got me excited. Therefore, I'd have to say excellant job.

Saw it tonight. I love how a movie marketed around Venom, featured Venom for 10 minutes at the end.

Overall, I felt the movie was incredibly overhyped, a gut feeling i had going in. Didn't live up to it's praise at all, imo.

wow. i'm impressed, and pumped.

Is the NWO theme music in the game?

I think their reactions are real, and the investigation is real, but Sci-Fi just re-edit's things to make the show more dramatic.

Good movie. Great ending. Overrated imo though. This movie has suddenly become the holy grail with everyone I talk to.

New Jack Released - September 24th 2006

World Wrestling Entertainment would like to announce that they have severed all ties with ECW performer New Jack. We wish New Jack the best, and all the luck for the future.

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"This is bullshit Johnny!"

Heyman slammed the telephone down. He'd just gotten it confirmed by Johnny Ace that New Jack had in fact been released from his contract. Some how, McMahon found a way, a loophole, to fire New Jack without Paul Heyman being aware of it. This was going to require some serious re-wiring by Paul Heyman. New Jack was to soon be billed as too extreme for ECW.com, and be the main superstar focused on when it came time for ECW to secure a television deal.

This was something Vince McMahon hated. Probably one of the top three descisions by Heyman that Vince McMahon hated the most. Heyman had yessed McMahon to death however, saying that he'd instead focus all of the attention on Sabu and Rob Van Dam, something Heyman had no problem doing. Secretly though, Heyman thought that Rob Van Dam and Sabu had become too commercialized, and the hardcore, edgier image of New Jack was what Heyman wanted to express.

He had told Vince McMahon that New Jack wouldn't be the main focus. He had lied. Somehow McMahon found out, and focused instead on getting New Jack fired.

Extreme… Championship… Wreeeeestling!

The ECW theme hits and the opening video of ECW.com action plays through. We then cut to the Davis Arena.

THIS! Is Extreme…

Joey Styles: “Hello everyone and welcome to the Davis Arena. I’m Joey Styles the VOICE of Extreme Championship Wrestling! To my side is the always vocal, and lovable, Joel Gertner!"

Joel Gertner: “Thank you Joey, your mother sends her best. Is it just me or was that the longest week of your life? I don’t know. In any event, welcome to ECW!"

Joey Styles: “What a huge main event we have scheduled for tonight, Chris Jericho teaming up with Sabu to take on Rob Van Dam and Taz! This will be Taz's first match back in Extreme Championship Wrestling, but I'm sure it won't be his last!"

Joel Gertner: "Of course it won't be his last. He's scheduled to fight Jericho at Hardcore Resurrection. God Joey, don’t start half ass’ing things.”

The theme music of Danny Doring and Roadkill begins to play. The fans welcome the tag team as they make their way out from the back and slap hands on their way to the ring.

Joey Styles: “I’m not half ass’ing anything. You know what I meant. Promotion Joel, promotion. These two will have no easy task however, as their opponents tonight are Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri. This tag team feud has been boiling over these last few weeks, and with the recent addition of Cyrus The Virus as Whipwreck and Tajiri’s manager, who knows where this one is headed!”

The Time Warp begins to play, and the ECW fans give a mixed reaction to the music. Cyrus walks out first smiling ear to ear. He signals behind himself as Whipwreck and Tajiri walk out. The trio make their way to the ring, with Tajiri eagerly sliding in to the ring.

Joey Styles: “I can not STAND that man!”

Joel Gertner: “Who, Tajiri?”

Joey Styles: “No Cy-“

Joel Gertner: “He’s not so bad once you learn to get past his accent. The man plays a mean game of Parcheesi. I love this theme music!”

Danny Doring and Roadkill vs. Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri w/Cyrus

• This was a good opening bout and it without a doubt got the fans pumped for the rest of the event.
• Cyrus played a key role at ringside, jumping up on the apron and providing distraction every time Doring or Roadkill got the advantage over one of his men.
• In a nice comedic spot, Roadkill turned his back to Cyrus, acting as if he didn't notice Cyrus on the apron. Roadkill then turned suddenly and grabbed Cyrus by the throat. and pulled him in to the ring up and over the top rope.
• Cyrus went to run away, but Roadkill had him by his belt, making him run furiously in place. Cyrus turned, thinking he had gotten away, only to see Roadkill right in his face.
• As Roadkill went to clothesline Cyrus, Tajiri came out of no where with a dropkick to the back of Roadkill. This allowed Cyrus to get away.
• Roadkill turned, and was met head on with a red mist directly to the eyes! Roadkill dropped to the mat, seemingly knocked out. Motionless. Tajiri smiled an evil grin in the ring.
• Doring flew in to check on his partner, only to be attacked from behind by Whipwreck and hit with the Whippersnapper.
• Whipwreck went for the pin. One. Two. Three.

Joey Styles: “What the hell was in that red mist?! Can we get help out here for Roadkill!”

Joel Gertner: “Just when it looked like Cyrus was going to get his, Tajiri coming out of no where to send Doring and Roadkill packing! Team work Joey. Team work. Learn the phrase. Maybe then I wouldn’t have to do all the work around here!”

Joey Styles: “Who the hell gave him a mic!”

Cyrus stands in the ring with Tajiri and Whipwreck behind him. He holds a microphone. In the background, Doring has rolled out of the ring holding his neck, and is standing off to the side of Roadkill being checked on by paramedics.

Cyrus: “If I could have your attention please!”

The fans begins to boo.

Cyrus: “It is with honor, and respect that I announce to the world the NEW Number One Contenders to the ECW Tag Team Championships! They are, Michael W. Whipwreck and Yoshihiro Tajiri!”

The fans boo louder.

Joey Styles: “Number one contenders!? We don’t even have new tag champs yet!”

Cyrus: “Now Joey Styles I’m sure you’re going on about there not even being tag team champions of the NEW ECW, so I’ll clear the air. What Paul Heyman regretted to announce to the world is that the masterminds, the REAL people who are running the show around here, those suits up north, they’ve been pressuring Heyman for the last few weeks about bringing back the ECW Tag Team Championships. Heyman, has, for one reason or another, put it aside. Well, as World Wrestling Entertainment’s OFFICIAL representative, I am PLEASED to announce the RETURN of the ECW Tag Team Titles!”

The fans give a mixed reaction.

Cyrus: “At Hardcore Resurrection it will be Danny Doring and Roadkill taking on-“

“THIS IS EXTREME!” A revamped version of the ECW theme hits, and the fans cheer wildly. The boss, Paul Heyman comes stomping out from the backstage area to an eruptive response from the crowd.

Cyrus: “Ladies and gentlemen, Paul Heyman!”

Joey Styles: “I don’t think Paul appreciates Cyrus’ new title of WWE Representative!”

Heyman grabs a microphone from ringside and enters the ring.

Paul Heyman: “Hello Don. How are ya? Since we’re big on clearing the air tonight… Allow MYSELF to clear the air about.. the current tag team scene. You see I have every intent in bringing back the ECW WORLD Tag Team Championships, but if you look around the ranks of ECW currently, we’re admittedly a little light on tag team talent. I mean sure, we’ve got Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri! Hell of a team no doubt! We’ve got Doring and Roadkill. The Impact Players, sometimes. Little Guido and Vito, the FBI. But if you look at these teams Don, in my opinion, which I’m sure you’ll share. They’re too… ECW! Now, now, that’s not a bad thing! By any means! But when I think of the ECW WORLD Tag Team Championships, I think… Mexico! I think Canada! I think Japan! So that’s why following Hardcore Resurrection, I’m bringing in some of the best tag teams from around the world to compete in a tournament to be crowned ECW WORLD Tag Team Champions!”

The fans cheer.

Joey Styles: “ECW GOING GLOBAL!”

Joel Gertner: “Does this mean the Bushwhackers are coming to ECW? I mean, we HAVE to have Australian representation!”

Paul Heyman: “So Don, your team ARE the number one contenders… Only, I guess you can say they’ll be defending that title post Hardcore Resurrection. Thank you Don. Cyrus. Jackyl. I love your technique. You’ve got a hell of a way with words. But please take your WWE ass kissing self out of my ring, and take your men with you!”

Cyrus is taken back. He motions for Tajiri and Whipwreck to follow him as he leaves the ring. The fans cheering their departure.

Paul Heyman: “Now… on to closer news at hand! It’s time for me to do what’s I’m best at and that’s promote! Because of what transpired in this ring before I came out, Danny Doring and Roadkill will take on Mikey Whipwreck and Tajiri at Hardcore Resurrection, in a uh… Hm.. Fuck it, we’re owned by WWE, TLC match!”

The fans cheer.

Paul Heyman: “Al Snow will take on Steve Corino!"

Joel Gertner: “Steve Corino gets Head at Hardcore Resurrection!”

Joey Styles: “Colorful wording.”

Paul Heyman: “He’s annoying. He’s talented. He’s Positively Hardcore! Chris Kanyon will go one on one with The Innovator of Violence, Tommy Dreamer!”

The fans cheer.

Paul Heyman: “He refused to fight last week. I’m making him fight tonight. You bet your ass he’s fighting at Hardcore Resurrection! Chris Jericho one on one with Taz, in a submission match!”

Joey Styles: “Woah!”

The fans erupt.

Paul Heyman: “And in the main event. ECW World Heavyweight Champion Rob Van Dam will take on Sabu in an ECW Grudge match. The match to END it all. The better man will FINALLY be chosen as the ECW Heavyweight Championship is decided! Thank you! I love you all! Vince, I’d like to publicly thank you for paying the bills. Let’s get on with the show! Maestro, cue the music!”

The Full Blooded Italian’s theme music hits and the crowd begins to boo. Big Vito with Little Guido at his side makes his way out. Guido waves an Italian flag proudly in the air. They make their way towards the ring.

Joey Styles: “Some huge matches announced for Hardcore Resurrection. Remember folks, the ONLY place to see Hardcore Resurrection is right here on ECW.com!”

Joel Gertner: “What a main event!”

Joey Styles: “Rob Van Dam and Sabu are certain to rip this building apart!”

Joel Gertner: “Rob Van Dam… Sabu? Clearly you weren’t listening Joey Styles. The main event is Steve Corino vs. Al Snow!”

The theme music of New Jack hits and the crowd goes wild. His theme music continues to play as he storms the ring with a trash can filled with various weapons.

New Jack vs. Vito

• It doesn't take long for the hardcore brawl to ensue, with New Jack using duel trash can lids to bring Vito to the ground.
• He goes back in to his toy chest to pull out a broken hockey stick. Vito stands, and receives the hockey stick to the ribs, followed by his back.
• New Jack takes a minute to dance to his theme music which continue to play. He winds up, bringing the crowd in with him, and delivers a blow to the forehead of Vito.
• Guido is in the ring, latched on to the back of New Jack. Jack flips him over, sending him crashing on top of the metal trash bin and it's contents. Guido rolls in pain out of the ring.
• Jack goes back in to the bin, and searches. He's found it. The fans erupt. Staple gun!
• Vito rises to one knee. Here it comes! Staple to the forehead! The fans erupt.
• Vito is busted open, bleeding all over the ECW canvas. Jack brings him to his feet, and hits a double arm DDT on to the already crushed garbage can. The fans cheer.
• Whether they cheer for New Jack, or the fact that he did an actual wrestling move, is debatable.
• Here's the cover. One, two, three!

Joel Gertner: “Can we cut the music now, please?!”

Joey Styles: “New Jack with the victory over Vito, and we need help out here!”

Joel Gertner: “Look at that blood! I haven’t seen that much blood since my time spent at Penn State!”

Joey Styles: “Do I want to know?”

Joel Gertner: “Those sorority girls!”

Joel Styles: “OKAY! ENOUGH! Are you sure you don’t mean State Penn? Jeeze. I think that one may have gotten us thrown off the air.”

Joel Gertner: “Off the air? This is ECW.com Joey, learn to love it. Watch this! Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Dickhead. Dickhead. Asshole! I don’t hear any censoring, do you?”

Joey Styles: “You’re a sick man.”

Joel Gertner: “Folks it is my duty to inform you all that Joey Styles is blushing. Shit. Asshole. Fuck.”

Joey Styles: “Next up we have- You know you sound like you have turrets!”

Joel Gertner: “Thank you.”

Joey Styles: “Ladies and gentlemen it's time for our main event!"

The theme music of Sabu hits and the crowd boos heavily. The lights in the arena go out, and when they come back on Sabu stands in the ring, pointing to the heavens. He removes his headpiece, and warms up in the ring.

Joey Styles: “The Homicidal, Suicidal, Genocidal Sabu!”

Joel Gertner: “Yes… That’s who’s in the ring Joey. Nice observation.”

Joey Styles: “I hate you.”

Joel Gertner: “The order of that nickname changes every time by the way. You need to learn an order, and stick to it.”

Chris Jericho’s WWE theme music hits, and the crowd gives a mixed reaction for the superstar. He emerges from the back looking less than enthusiastic about being there. He quickly pulls his arm away as a fan tries to touch him. Jericho talks trash to the fans as he enters the ring.

Joey Styles: “We didn’t even get his signature entrance!”

Joel Gertner: “That’d cost extra.”

Taz’s theme music hits, and the crowd erupts. Taz emerges from the back with a black towel draped over his head. He marches down the aisle way, and enters the ring.

Joel Gertner: “He’s lucky he’s wrestling. I’d own him on commentating!”

Joey Styles: “Did you really just say, “own” ?

Rob Van Dam’s theme music hits and the crowd erupts once again. The ECW Heavyweight Champion emerges from the back with the ECW title over his shoulder. He points to himself as the fans chant his initials, and slides in to the ring.

Sabu and Chris Jericho versus Tazz and Rob Van Dam

• Paul Heyman is a mastermind. This match did nothing but make people want to see Hardcore Resurrection. The match itself lasted twenty seven minutes
• Both teams got the same amount of offense, and the match played heavily in to false finishes, and near falls. The crowd was on the edge of their seat the entire time.
• Jericho played up his, better than ECW persona for the entire contest. Arguing with Sabu and the referee when it came time for him to wrestle.
• Jericho might've even debut'd a new gimmick, where he got a cell phone out from underneath the ring apron, and apparently called his lawyers regarding the legality of him competing.
• Taz showed that although it's been a while since he's wrestled, he could still go if need be. However, he was a shell of his former intense self, working a slower, more tactical root. The intensity was still there however.
• Sabu and Rob Van Dam brought weapons in to the equation, breaking out in to the signature ECW spot of steel chair sword fighting. With neither man getting the advantage, or mark.
• The ending of the match saw Chris Kanyon appear out of no where and nail Rob Van Dam with a steel chair. The self proclaimed "Positively Hardcore" Superstar proceeded to air Sabu and Jericho in taking out Tazz.
• No real victory was rewarded, as Jericho, Sabu, and Kanyon continued to celebrate in the ring, as the event came to a close.

Joey Styles: "We've been screwed!"

Joel Gertner: "I'm starting to dig Kanyon."

Joey Styles: "Chris Kanyon has screwed us all!"

Joel Gertner: "But never the females."

Joey Styles: "Folks tune in to Hardcore Resurrection, this Saturday on ECW.com! Goodnight everyone!"

We fade to the ECW logo, and then to a promo for Hardcore Resurrection.

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(Y) I'm back. Trying to get back in to the swing of things with this diary. Please let me know what you guys thought!

Yes. It will be happening.

Part of the reason the broadway musical is closing is because of the movie going in to production soon. They're hoping that if they close it, and bring it back once the movie has come out, that more interest will be in the show. Right now, ticket sales are less than admirable.

Depp talked about it in an interview he did for Pirates 2. When asked if he could sing, he said "Not yet.", which clearly shows how that's probably going to turn out.

I love this. Don't close it. I want more.

youve got me interested. Simple, but interesting start. Keep it up!

September 18th 2006

Phone Conversation Between Steve Austin and Paul Heyman

Steve Austin: “I don’t know Paul! I got a phone call from Johnny Ace fifteen minutes ago telling me to that he had booked me on the next flight to L.A. and that I should be ready to work Raw. He said Vince himself extended the invitation.”

Paul Heyman: “This is fucking bullshit. Regardless the contract you signed to appear at Hardcore Resurrection is concrete, he can’t pull you out of that. This leaves us no room to build though.”

Steve Austin: “I’m sorry Paul. But I am STILL under WWE contract.”

Paul Heyman: “I’m not blaming you Steve. I’m blaming myself for letting your agreement slip out.”

Steve Austin: “I’ll talk to Vince, see if I can work anything out.”

Meanwhile in Stamford Connecticut, Johnny Ace spoke with his ECW “mole” over the phone.

Johnny Ace: “Vince thanks you for warning him about Stone Cold. I’m sure you realize why we couldn’t let such a big asset appear in ECW before properly being promoted on WWE programming.”

“I’m not sure if I can keep doing this.”

Johnny Ace: “Of course you can. Just keep thinking about February when your commitment to ECW expires. From there, it’s mainstream attention and WWE spotlight!”

“I have a feeling Paul is on to us.”

Johnny Ace: “What makes you say that?”

“Because I overheard him telling Dreamer that he’d have no problem playing hardball”

Johnny Ace: “That doesn’t mean anything.”

“Yeah, usually not, but he also said he found a loophole in an ECW One Night Stand contract. Something about how someone is technically working for Heyman, while also wrestling for WWE.”

Johnny Ace: “That’s impossible. Our legal team wouldn’t allow such a mistake.”

“All I’m saying is, I’m not so sure I’m the only one being a “mole” around here!”

WrestlingOberserver.com - September 19th 2006

-Tyson Tomko is expected to feud with The Sandman upon his debut.

-CW Anderson has signed a deal with the new ECW.

-Jimmy Yang, formerly Akio of WWE has signed with the new ECW

-Ultimo Dragon has signed with the new ECW

-The Spanish Announce Team, Jose and Joel Maximo are expected to be brought in to ECW following Hardcore Resurrection.

-Following Hardcore Resurrection, ECW plans to shift views from it's World title to the return of the Tag Team Championship belts. A tournament is expected to begin a week following Hardcore Resurrection.

-As of right now their are no definite plans for any other internet pay-per-view. WWE is holding it's breath, hoping USA Network finds time for ECW on their channel. The AM Raw re-run slot is still looking like the best bet.

-Considering OVW's prior relationship with DirectTv, WWE has sent promo videos to that network as well, hoping for any interest in carrying the new ECW.

-Paul Heyman is considering bringing in someone new to fill a "Commissioner" like on-screen role. Heyman is against the idea of him himself being an on-screen authority figure. He has not however ruled out appearing for special angles and storyline purposes. Names rumored to be in contact to fill the role are Steve Austin and even Todd Gordon.

Great show. Your best thus far. And you just nailed Joel Gertner's character right on the money! The Umaga line was plain hilarious!

Keep up the good work!

The ECW opening video plays through and we then cut to the inside of the Davis Arena. The fans are already chanting, however it’s not the usual “ECW! ECW!” chant. Tonight, it’s “Fozzy! Fozzy!”. Set up in the ring is band equipment. Chris Jericho’s WWE theme hits and the fans go nuts! Jericho appears on the stage, and walks down the entranceway with his band members in toe. Jericho enters the ring and walks up to the microphone as the fans continue to cheer.

Chris Jericho: “Welcome to E.C.W. IS JERICHO!”

The fans chant “E.C.W”.

The band members are set up and begin their performance. Midway through the performance, Jericho abruptly signals his band mates to quit playing. The fans murmur.

Chris Jericho: “What the hell is this? This is the dull and pathetic response you give a superstar?!”

The fans begin to boo.

Joey Styles: “Well THAT was uncalled for!”

Joel Gertner: “Snappy tune!”

Chris Jericho: “This is what I told Paul Heyman! I told him you people, you low lives wouldn’t appreciate Rock N’ Roll! That’s it! I’m out of here! Do me a favor, NEVER! eve-e-e-e-er call me to appear in THIS promotion AGAIN!

Jericho throws down the microphone and begins to exit the ring. Suddenly the lights dim and Taz’s WWE theme song hits. The fans erupt, as Jericho freezes on the apron. Smoke filters out of the entranceway as Taz emerges with a black towel over his head. For the first time in many years Taz wears wrestling attire instead of a suit. He marches down to the ring, and climbs in. Jericho walks over to him, and picks up the microphone. The two men come face to face, Taz’s heavy breathing causing the fringes of the towel to fly upward.

Chris Jericho: “Did you want something, Taz? The announcers booth, is THAT way! I’m sure Styles and Gertner would LOVE another untalented shmuck to join them!”

Joey Styles: “I am NOT untalented!”

Joel Gertner: “He is NOT untalented!”

Chris Jericho: “No? Hm. Oh, I get it! You wanted an autograph! Of course! Let me see here I think I have a pen somewhere…”

Jericho begins to search his pockets. He frowns at Taz.

Chris Jericho: “Sorry buddy, you’re out of luck. Tell you what, leave you’re information with Paul Heyman, and I’ll have him mail you an autograph.”

Jericho pats Taz on the shoulder. Suddenly, Taz grabs Jericho’s arm and drags him down to the mat looking to lock on the Tazmission. Taz successfully locks it on as the fans erupt in to cheers.

Joey Styles: “Tazmission on Jericho!”

Suddenly, one of Jericho’s band mates comes from behind and stomps on Taz’s head. Taz immediately lets up on the hold and jumps up. The band mate stands stunned, before quickly ducking out of the ring. The other members follow. Jericho then attacks Taz from behind, smashing the microphone in to his skull.

Joel Gertner: “Now that’s what I call Rock N’ Roll!”

Chris Jericho: “You son of a bitch! You want to start something with someone who’s obviously better than you are?! Fine! I’ll see you later tonight, junior!”

Jericho delivers one final blow to Taz with the microphone, sending feedback through the speakers. The fans boo Jericho as he leaves the ECW ring and disappears behind the curtain.

Joey Styles: "Taz versus Chris Jericho later on tonight?!"

Joel Gertner: "Joey, when is Taz going to learn that he's not the greatest thing on God's green earth?"

Joey Styles: "I don't think he believes that!"

Joel Gertner: "Well that's your opinion. He reminds me a lot of you-"

Paul Burchill’s theme music hits, and the fans give another mixed reaction to this “out of luck” wrestler. Burchill appears on the stage with Francine at his side. They do a twirling pose number, and then walk down the entrance way with Burchill continuing to look cocky.

Joey Styles: “I’d like to know what makes him think he has any right to be so cocky. He’s 0 for two out here!”

Joel Gertner: “I have a feeling tonight that’s ALL going to change Joey!”

Joey Styles: “Well, Burchill certainly won’t have an easy task, he’ll be taking on Nova, not Simon Dean. He is NOT a fitness instructor. The man’s name is Nova!”

Joel Gertner: “You know Vince wanted to change my name too.”

Joey Styles: “To what?”

Joel Gertner: “Umaga.”

Nova’s theme music hits and the fans cheer. Nova comes running out from the stage and bolts down the entrance way. He slides in to the ring and nearly slides right out of it. Burchill takes advantage stomping on the back of Nova.

Paul Burchill w/Francine vs. Nova

• Nova quickly reversed the advantage of Burchill, rolling through one of the stomps and countering with a roundhouse kick.
• From there, it was downhill for Burchill. Every time he got a slight advantage, he'd cheer for himself and look at Francine, posing a bit in the process. Francine warned him at ringside to keep his head in the game.
• It didn't take long for Nova to wear Burchill down, and hit the Kryptonite Krunch to pick up the victory.
• After the match, Burchill sat in the ring, crying. Francine didn't know what to do. When she went to console him, Burchill got up and left the ring. Francine shrugged and followed.

Joey Styles: “0 for three!”

Joel Gertner “I think this kid is confused. He’s attempting to be ECW’s Goldberg, and it just isn’t working!”

Joey Styles “Ladies and gentlemen on September 30th, ECW.com will present an internet pay-per-view. Take a look!”

The screen cuts to a montage of different famous shots of ECW history. Such as the Tommy Dreamer/Sandman caning, one of the many battles of Terry Funk and Mick Foley, Tajiri spraying the green mist for the first time, a random New Jack balcony dive, etc. The video ends with Joey Styles screaming “OH MY GOD!” over and over as the montage becomes faster and faster. It ends with a shot of the Hardcore Resurrection logo.