Xero Gravity

Would you like some? I've got enough to go around.

People who hijack others' email accounts should have their fingers cut off and shoved up their ass.

Two things...firstly, I'm clearly not dead. Secondly, I have indeed written something for this godforsaken diary.

REJOICE!

I KNOW I DO, STOP PRESSURING ME MAN.

Who's the best poster on EWB? Why, I think it might be TEOL.

So you got me back...NOW WHAT DO I DO?

Bwahahaha...luckily I have a wireless card in my computer now, so the chances of us actually being in the same place at the same time from now on are significantly higher.

He's going to hate it when I don't show up again for another week >_>

Well I meant you ans in the two of you. I saw you were on, but assumed you were actually away.

Isn't it typical that when I finally show up, you're nowhere to be found?

Boo.

Well yeah, it was pretty much Sousa giving everyone the runaround that made it hilarious. But you still did a better job at it than I would have.

It's probably a good thing that you did FF by yourself, as I read it shortly after I came back and it was fucking hilarious.

Damn you Ruki for making me scrap my plans for a Mafia Of The Dead

now knows what the fuck this is, but doesn't care

He's not hugging it, he's using it as a pillow...apparently.

As for why? I got sick of having a blank picture, and thought that would be an amusing replacement.

I'm doing something about that, aren't I?

Your lack of faith in me is depressing.

just because you said that, I'm going to disappear for another 18 months >_>

It's true...I'm not dead, as surprising as it sounds. Hopefully this time I'm back for more than a few days

Yes sir, whatever you say sir!

*salutes*

I'd never toy with you.

Shhhhh....it's supposed to be a secret.

You sir, are a dick...and UFC still sucks even if condom guy still got his ass whooped

Say, remember when I said I was going to be online more often? Good times.