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CobraKaiEnTai

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  1. Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba debe dee)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe badebe badebe dee dee de-de de-de-de)
    (repeats)
    Mah mama na mahna mah namwomp mwomp
    Ma mo mo mana mo
    Mahna mahna
    (ba dee bedebe)
    Mahna mahna
    (ba debe dee)
    Mahna mahna!
    (ba dee bedebe bedebe badebe debe de-de de-de-de)
    (long pause)
    ...mahna mahna?
  2. "Do you notice something different about EWB?"

    "New glasses?"

    "No, it seems like something is bothering him."

    "Probably misses his old glasses"

  3. "I love the fourth of July, people invite me over for barbecues and give me gifts."-Bobby Heenan

  4. "J-Dawg" Jeff Brooks is no Carlito. There brought things full circle.

  5. We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat we are sold out of Bort license plates.

  6. A dyslexic man walks into a bra

  7. A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

  8. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

  9. And just like that, you realize 1999 was 20 years ago.

  10. Anybody know of any wrestling shows on tonight? :shifty:

    1. Sousa

      Sousa

      Yeah man, WrestleMania is happening tonight! I'm honestly surprised you didn't know that.

    2. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Wrestle-what? Never heard of it.

  11. Ball Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Dick

    Ball Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Dicks

    Ball Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Dick.

    Ball Wars Episode 4: A New Dick

    Ball Wars Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Dick

    Ball Wars Episode 6: Return of the Dick

    Ball Wars Episode 7: The Dick Awakens

    Ball Wars Episode 8: The Last Dick

    Ball Wars Episode 9: The Rise of Dick

  12. Beware the Ides of Smarch and do not touch Willie.

  13. Beware the Ides of Smarch.

  14. Bold Prediction: Bray Wyatt will finally win a WrestleMania match in 2036 when someone becomes the 1 in 1-21. Ironically, that person will be Duke Lesnar.

    1. Mick

      Mick

      With Sexy Results!

  15. Brakkus is no Steve Blackman.

  16. Can I call the heed again?

  17. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.

  18. Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what's for dinner. Freedom is keeping your rights even if 99 out of 100 people vote against it. Which sounds more like America to you?

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      Whichever one lets me shoot my pewpews in peace. <_<

  19. Don't forget to set your clocks back 300 years tonight,

    1. Schlitzbrille

      Schlitzbrille

      I should've downloaded that post-apocalyptic America mod for Crusader Kings II while I had the chance. All I've got to go on now is my Elder Scrolls knowledge.

  20. Extreme Rules: The one night a year where weapons are not only welcomed.....they're allowed.

    1. Rocky

      Rocky

      Unless you're in a no DQ match where the title could still change hands.

  21. From your resident EWB pollster, if you haven't yet, please VOTE! Vote like your life depends on it, because in a lot of ways, unlike ever before,  it does. Your vote matters. You can make the difference.  Vote Kodos 2020. Vote Biden too while you're at it. 

    1. K

      K

      thanks for the reminder, heading out to vote now. hope the lines arent long.

    2. Sousa

      Sousa

      Hang on, you're doing this and you're from South Bend, are you literally Pete Buttigieg?

    3. CobraKaiEnTai

      CobraKaiEnTai

      Haha yea I wish, hes only a couple months older than me, but he's accomplished a lot more in life than I ever have. 

  22. Fruity, delicious, delicious, fruity, fruity BY GAWD THEY'RE FRUITY! Skittles!

  23. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for days, weeks, maybe years.

  24. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

    1. Draevyn

      Draevyn

      Did you find a random quote generator?

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